#silly silly boys

[fossil-creek]

My favorite losers

@irregularsweater's D team (u arw so coolio)

[lunar-years]

Jamie spending so much time with Roy and visibly being so close to Roy that even Roy’s little niece takes note and ensures he’s invited to their Uncle’s Day celebration as Uncle Roy’s best friend, YET Jamie still being surprised, flattered and excited several episodes later when Roy does something as simple as invite him out for a beer, because that’s clearly something that’s unprecedented—the first opportunity to hang out as friends without any guise of it being for football—is just soooooo!! The implications are so silly. Roy definitely spent the entire season framing every interaction he had with Jamie around “work” and “training” even when he really just needed to be around someone (well, specifically around Jamie) because his ass couldn’t just admit he likes having Jamie around. We know from the show he showed up at least once in the evening for “once more before dinner” (Roy…it was literally dark outside and you’d already had Jamie running around twice that day. be forreal)

…so anyway! Roy bringing dinner over to Jamie’s 4 nights a week and it’s really because he doesn’t want to eat alone and having his meals with Jamie is just better, but he still disguises it every time as “well I obviously need to make sure your nutrition is sound and you are eating enough and the right things this is a very important part of your training. I am doing you a crucial service.” Roy bringing Jamie along with him when he watches Phoebe because Phoebe and Jamie adore each other, but Roy “makes” him show her some footie tricks in his back garden and claims it’s because “being able to explain it to someone else is how you become a leader on the team this is very important” or else has him haul phoebes around on his back or whatever as “strength training” to make himself feel better about just wanting Jamie to be there to hang out. Roy following Jamie back home after matches because he needs to “assess his post-match routine and make sure he’s not overdoing it,” but really it’s just them plopped on Jamie’s couch watching bad reality tv and judging it together. And then *obviously* he might as well stay over, so that he can also observe and give Jamie his helpful advice on a morning wake up and stretch routine. Totally necessary!

And look, part of Jamie understands what’s really happening here and at least sort of knows Roy really does like spending time with him outside of just work and training (hence all his best friend teasing on Uncle’s Day), but Jamie is also a bit of an idiot (affectionate) who in equal measure sort of believes he’s just deluding himself and that all of this really has been an elaborate and effective training scheme from Coach Roy.™️ They perplex and bewitch me. s

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Found this on Pinterest and thought it to be immensely Sonic and Tails coded. 🤣 What's even funnier is that it can go both ways for them.

Sonic would try putting a banana in the microwave, catch it on fire, then get yelled at by Tails for it

Tails would also try putting a banana in the microwave, catch it on fire, and get yelled at by Sonic for it. Tails would DEFINITELY defend himself with "for science"

🤣💙💛

[stressed24seven]

art dump!! samurai bravo scratches my brain

[naughtydogg]

ahhhh they’re everything to me

the way chace is smirking before he even starts lmfao

[snekkysnekk0]

thinking about rain and dew arguing about having the best hair in the ministry when everyone knows damn well it’s cumulus

- star

- Edit. No. Its Mountain. My guy is the kinda guy to put FLOWERS AND CRYSTALS IN HIS HAIR.

- IM ASHAMED TO SAY THIS I FORGOT WBOUT HIM HE ABSOLUTELY DOES

- You should be ashamed of yourself.

- IM SORRY

[the-tongues-touched-in-1988]

[tao-lay]

😠don't kiss me😛

[tacopotatobaby]

Art of my oc Piss and his boyfriend Jagger!!!

Jagger belongs to my friend beefy on tiktok!!!

They’re so silly

Extra Info!!!

Piss!!

Goes by he/him

Pansexual

Has a Deadpool body pillow he stoles from his ex

Piss wears like those vampire fang mold things constantly like the cheap plastic ones that are the top and bottom row connected, usually taking them off when he goes to bed if he remembers, even brushes them along with his teeth

Piss works at Burger King and spits in the food of any customer who is a mild annoyance, he is very close to getting fired

Piss’ dead name is “Nathaniel”

He changed his name to Piss cause he lost a bet (haven’t decided what the bet was yet)

He’s a raging alcoholic so he drinks a lot of water and pees a lot

Jagger!!

Goes by He/they

Gay

Jagger’s favorite fruit is starfruit

He secretly pulls off Piss’s leg hairs while he’s sleeping and puts them in a ziplock bag to keep forever

He HATES ASPARAGUS

He has a surfer accent

He works at Taco Bell

[shyshyaaaaaa]

FINK FINK FINK FINK FINK

and jaron.

[yes-perwallstedt]

The Iowa call ups goofing around during practice 4/28/23

[theangiediary]

Interviewer: was there anything about the evolution of supernatural that surprised you in terms of directions your char-

Jared: erections?

Int: DIrections-

Jensen: you talking about Kripke now?

paleyfest press event 2011 @2:35

[hopkei]

🗡🌡💉🔪

Keito: Your eyes are red!! Are you okay?? I'm worried!! Sota: Ah, you really don't know about colored contacts——! ! 😳 Keito: Ahh, so that's what it was!!! So Mr. Dracula used those colored contacts!! You're working hard🧛‍♂️

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

[paper-lilypie]

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