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righteousruin · 2 years

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hi there, mr bane, Vee Cation here wondering, why do you dress like a luchador dom? Who's your inspiration?

"It was the 90s. This was the only thing I could steal that actually fit me.

You should see what Bird wound up in."

#you try being 6'8" on an island and breaking out of prison in the clothes god gave you #silly hours asdjkl #we got a lucha libre -- a gay pirate -- a discount lex luthor -- and a dollar store wolverine #they definitely robbed a spirit halloween

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shannonsketches · 9 months

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Ganondorf and Nabooru in a heated marital dispute Ganon: You wanna duke it out in the desert? Nabooru: Fuck yeah, I do! *starts biting off her acrylics one by one* Ganon: *scared*

Oh she wouldn't even need to take them off, I trust her palm and knife hand strikes 😂

Look at those upper body forms, her fronthand-backhand will put you straight into next week.

#my girl has NO core but she has shoulders pecs lats and traps askldj #she probably does have core tbh this pose is meant to maximize chest/shoulders and minimize waist she's fully sucking her tummy in lol #I bet if she flexed her abs you'd see 'em pretty sharply she's too lean not to. She probably doesn't have a six pack but you'd definitely #see definition if she's defined like this up top jklsd #I'm sorry I'm rambling I gotta go I gotta leave aksljdal #but also good lord Ganon cannot duke it out another human being they would disintegrate on their way to next week lasjkd #the man's hands are the size of her head jklasd #I joke often about how lucky it is that Gan chooses to fight with weapons and magic in-game bc asdjkl #Bare Handed he could just twist somebody like a kitchen sponge asjkld #lozhc #silly hours

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righteousruin · 2 years

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I do love that every version of Bane is out here like,

#He did lie to the Secret Six but only because he loves them and that freaks him out asdjkl #And it wasn't a complete lie it was just a little. Team Building Misdirection.#silly hours #I'm sorry for all the shitposting I swear I'll do my drafts when I have braincells #headcanons #i love my very nearly true neutral son

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righteousruin · 2 years

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extremely underrated bane moment during knightfall was after he was arrested and gordon came to ask his advice on what was going on with batman that was just,

Gordon: You’re the Batman expert what’s going on with him lately

Bane: It’s not Batman

Gordon: ExcUSE ME? Not Batman?? You’re crazy

Bane: I’m genuinely not and I can help you prove it

Gordon: smh you’d say anything to get out of prison lol there’s only one batman

Bane: yes that’s what I’m trying to tell you

Gordon: Good DAY sir

#I want to see this interaction THQS style I really do #ooc #my favorite part of knightfall is jim asking for advice and then putting his fingers in his ears asdjkl #silly hours #imagine going to the doctor with a runny nose and cough and the doctor is like 'yeah you have a cold' and your response is 'no i don't!!'#and you storm out of the office claiming that doctors would tell you anything to take your money #like why did you even make this appointment sir

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righteousruin · 2 years

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Bane repeats his backstory so much but honestly I get it, there’s so many things people expect him to know or do culturally, like celebrate holidays, and he just doesn’t, and it makes me understand why every five minutes he’s like ‘I was raised in a prison’

‘how have you never seen-’

‘I was raised in a prison’

‘you’ve never pet a dog?!’

‘I was raised in a prison’

‘You don’t know what a caramel apple is?’

‘I was raised in a prison’

‘What’s your favorite holiday?’

‘(gently shakes u) I w a s r a i s e d i n a p r i s o n ’

#silly hours #headcanons #every once in a while i forget that he just! wouldn't. think about stuff that people in outside cultures think about asdjkl #ooc

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