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So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

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conversations with my sisters cat

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I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

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Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

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I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

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it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

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God damn it feels like a HUMONGOUS swathe of people right now base their entire world view on the idea that it qualifies as “censorship” when they get called mean for being mean. How the fuck did that even happen. How did anyone in the world at any point even once confuse being criticized with being “censored.” How does anyone continue to see it that way and not feel absolutely ridiculous for it.

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sorry what

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fuk them up Rudy

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life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here