#silly horse names

[what-have-i-unleashed]

we need some prettier and more fun ship names in the fandom for real. i cannot say driller (dream x killer) or kist (killer x dust) with a straight face.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I know the König x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of it😭 there’s a part that mentioned that König gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?🤭

Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh 🩷🐥

König is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.

His first time was with a girl who joined the army when König had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that he’s still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and König’s instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!

He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest – and it’s fine, totally fine, except that König had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... That’s just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was “just a shag” and he “shouldn’t take things so seriously”.

That’s also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym – until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! König was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. It’s a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic 🙄 reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic back…

Yes, he’s desperate, but he’s also an go hard or go home man and this time, König is relatively sure he’s dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldn’t just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.

And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out he’s not a virgin despite he seemed a bit… like one… (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought König was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And it’s fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of König having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.

There’s bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether she’s still there… Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and König feels… a little lonely?

She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she can’t promise that she’ll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influence… Maybe even good old seduction…

And what’s even worse is the jealousy, the envy.

What if she’s more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if she’s in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple König might want to taste again. It’s maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks what’s bugging his sweet angel, there’s a big fat silence that follows.

König can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things can’t even be spoken together in the same sentence. If he’s completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasn’t completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.

Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. She’s everything he’s ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... It’s quite annoying, actually, because he’s supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesn’t get wet and that he’s properly concealed.

He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, and… that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.

And all the precious moments they’ve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... There’s nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.

So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?

[rebornofstars]

hello!! just wondering whether anyone would be interested in a September-based art & writing event focussed on celebrating the female characters in the LU fandom?

i've been thinking about trying to organise something like this for a few months now, but i'm finally speaking up, because this morning i had an idea...

we could call it:

✨Sepfember✨

anyway, if you'd be interested in a september event, let me know!

[love-3-crimes]

VAQUERO!!! JASH

its been a year,,,crazy. wild, even.

plus some silly doodles of the cashier! who may or may not be a love interest, depending on who you ask. theyll learn to get along eventually

[ray-elgatodormido]

Welcome one and all to San Guo Strange Suggestions or Dynasty Dickeries (Whichever is better. Or just give me a better name) where you give the weirdest 3K ideas you can think of and I, your host, draws them. Kinda wanna do this once a month or once every two months, not necessarily host them myself all the time but why not do this a little community thing?

The suggestions and participants who made it in:

- Zhao Fan forcing Zhao Yun to make a dating account. By @zhao-zilong

- DW Sun Jian in a tiger costume with his kids as (chibi) cubs. By @0rzammar

- Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun as the Powerpuff Girls. By @finrodsfelagunds

- DW3 Xiahou Dun with (Cai Wenji style) braids (feat. Zhen Ji). By @kakmem

- Chi Tu (Red Hare) and Dilu shit talking their riders. By @justaderivative

- Ma Chao and Ma Dai in horse costumes (Got a little creative with that one). By @dovahkiin99

- Sima Yi as an actual horse. By @the-kingdom-of-wei

- Lü Bu dressed as a giant cucaracha. By @maryannsa (sorry I can’t seem to tag you for some reason)

I think that’s all. Until next time as I ponder what just drew.

[ryann-44]

“but radahn was warmonger he killed a bunch of ppl firidndhtj”

SHUT UP he loves his horsie ok? thats all that matters

[mammonmuffinz]

NAMING SOMETHING FAST “LIGHTING” IS SO STUPID AND I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANT TO THROW UP IM vomITING THATS LIKE NAMING YOUR CAT OREO BRAHUUJN

[wendiz]

Telefang eng patch is finished?!?!?!?! OAOAHAOAHH!!!!!

[tennessoui]

regency au moment where anakin hears that one of obi-wan's current suitors has given him flowers after they shared an almost scandalous and indecently long promenade along the river, so he stroppily buys and sends over a very expensive horse for obi-wan as a gift. just, you know. in case he wants to take any other long walks. now he has a horse instead. with flowers woven through the mane. but it doesn't mean anything. just that anakin is better than any other suitor obi-wan could ever have. but whatever. they're friends now, it's fine. etc etc

[doomedpuppetyuri]

i want more canon eggabell content so bad,,,,she's just like me fr

[toucandrawz]

I erm, um, the intrusive thoughts won,,,, he has a trampstamp now

[sheepthatgobaa]

haha chat what if I show u my designs for candy and Mephisto's lil bro hahahaha....

Haha... What if...

[whumpbug]

whumperless whump event day 27: what's your name again? @whumperless-whump-event

concussion / temporary amnesia / “i don't remember what happened to me.”

see this post for character information!

caretaker: Gene

whumpee: Cassidy

cw: concussion-induced gagging. no actual vomit

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It really had been an accident.

It’s just that, well, Silver could be so slippery.

He had robbed yet another stagecoach. The idiot was trying to run from Gene and his lawmen while being outnumbered four to one. It was only inevitable that Gene had to put a stop to it.

He had a reputation to uphold, after all.

When he threw the rope, he really didn’t see the rock sticking jaggedly out of the ground. If he had, he wouldn’t have yanked Silver off the horse with such momentum.

The back of his head hit the rock with spectacular force.

“Shit,” He hissed, pulling back Calliope’s reins and skidding to a stop.

Cassidy hadn’t gotten back up when he fell.

The outlaw was sprawled out on the dirt, hat thrown off a few feet away. His gelding, Scotch, was trotting back to his rider, curiously nosing his shoulder.

Gene hopped down from Calliope, jogging over to his crumpled form. The other officers also halted, hopping down with vaguely annoyed grumbling.

“Sir, why are we stopping for him? Just throw him on the back of the horse and get on with it,” one of the men said, tapping his foot impatiently.

“I don’t need to explain myself to you.”

It wasn't often that Gene pulled the deputy card, but he really didn't feel like arguing. The men quieted and gave Gene a wide berth to approach Cassidy.

Cassidy was beginning to wake up, groaning with an attempt to push himself up on his forearms. Blood was steadily dripping down the back of his neck and soaking into the poncho he was perpetually wearing. He looked about two seconds from his lunch making a reappearance in front of him.

Gene squatted beside him, and Cassidy visibly flinched.

“Wha..” He slurred, squinting at the deputy as if he couldn’t focus his eyes. “Wha’re you doin’ here..”

Not a good sign.

“You were runnin’ from me, Silver. You robbed a stagecoach. You don’t remember?” Gene explained, tilting Cassidy’s head up and observing his eyes. One pupil was blown wide and the other was constricted to a tiny prick. 

Cassidy’s expression twisted into one of deep contemplation, and finally, he took a good look at his surroundings. 

“I fell?” He murmured, peering up at Scotch. He shivered at the sensation of blood down his back.

“..Yeah. Yeah, you fell.” A little white lie never hurt anybody.

“Mmh.. I wouldn’ fall. M'good at ridin'. You.. You’re lyin’”

“Then why are you on the ground.”

At this, Cassidy suddenly gagged unproductively towards the dirt, whimpering as the jolt of movement agitated his pounding head. 

Gene jumped back. He had no intention of getting vomited on by a man-child.

“Alright cowboy, that’s enough. We’re gettin’ you to the doctor. Can you stand?”

“‘Course I can..” Cassidy slurred, making absolutely no movement to get up.

Gene sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He’s such a fool.

He leaned down and grabbed Cassidy’s upper arm, hauling him to his unsteady feet.  Cassidy leaned heavily against Gene, head lolling towards his shoulder.

Gene maneuvered the outlaw onto Calliope, Scotch tethered behind. He ignored the confused stares of the other lawmen as he stepped up and sat behind Cassidy. He kept an arm wrapped around his middle to keep him from toppling off the horse all over again as they made their way into town.

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It was a few hours after the incident that Cassidy regained his lost memories. He sat up in his medical cot, gasping indignantly as he shot a pointed glare at Gene.

“It was you! You roped me off my damn horse!”

Gene said nothing. He simply sipped his tea and leaned back in his seat.

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[sometimesmaybespoof]

Hey. Remember when I said I was gonna post a kreechur you've never seen before?? Well erm...

Uh. Uh. Uhm

.errmmmm.

*throws this at you*

*explodes into confetti*

[minadoodlesblog]

frank has escaped the fog and become a horse girl

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

kiss on the snoot