#silly beanie baby posting

[fearwasalwaysanoption]

She knows what you are (🤨🏳️‍🌈❓)

Autism be damned, my boy can work a grill-

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Cookie the Brown Gingerbread went viral on a certain hellsite (derogatory) and right now he is sold out on official Ty shop site 😭

[satans-knitwear]

Not allowed to go to the toilet alone anymore I guess???

[ifuckinghatetartaglia]

took my new vash plush to lunch on wednesday!! we got lemonade and found two new friends!!

the mountain lion beanie has a protective tag so i’m super excited, it’s my first one :D

[starrytheclown]

I need this dude for my beanie baby collection :3

today's beanie: squealer ii the piglet

[braindeadjaidyn]

Hi, seen your request post and wanted to ask you to make one on DREW STARKEY (not rafe) x reader fluff??

BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE…

summary:..-> a silly short drabble on boyfriend!drew starkey. reader and drew are home for the holidays and can’t help but have a little snowball fun. super fluffy?

warnings:…-> none! fluff! kinda corny ending and dialogue!

word count:..->550.

a/n:..->i hope you enjoy this! i wasn't quite sure what to write, so i thought, ‘what the hell? it's december, so i might as well bring out some fluffy christmas shit.’ it also didn't help that I was watching a hallmark movie while writing this…. this is my first work BE NICE PLS.

“You little cheater! Oh, I’m coming for your ass,” Drew chuckled as he wiped the slush of snow off his face. You had just nailed him directly between the eyes with a snowball, you felt bad but damn did it feel good. Your smug expression was wiped from your face as he lunged forward, and both of your feet crushed the North Carolina snow acting quickly. You sprinted away, the cold air clawing at your face and lungs. Drew was hot on your tail, his long legs eating at the distance between you two. He was laughing like a maniac, his breaths fogged and his noises echoing in the air. “Y/N! Honey! Baby! Quit running!”

You whipped your head around as your feet crunched quickly through the snow. Drew was at arm's length, a grin on his face and a very large snowball clutched in his right glove. He looked like a kid, carefree with his rosy cheeks and nose. He took advantage of the closeness, using his arm reach to grab the back of your coat. He pulled you both to the ground, you scrambled to get away from him. You screamed in playful terror. The cold snow nipping at your face and neck. He rolled over on top of you, smirking as he straddled your waist. “Joseph Andrew! I SWEAR-,“You squealed, covering your face with your gloves. He loomed over you, dangling a snowball in front of your face.

“No, no, no- princess,” Drew chirped, a wide smile on his lips. “This what you get you little cheater.”

He yanked your hands from your face, ignoring your squeals and protests. He chuckled softly as he looked down at you, one of your wrists restrained by his large hand. Drew wasn’t gonna smoosh your face with a snowball, especially when you looked this cute. As he plopped the snowball back into the snow he leaned forward and pressed his lips to yours. He kept your wrist in his grasp as he moved his lips against yours tenderly. He tasted like hot chocolate and peppermint.

Drew tore away, his chest heaved deep and slow. A small grin on his lips, his gloved fingers brushing away a strand of hair on your forehead. You couldn’t help but giggle at his sweet demeanor. You leaned back on your forearms, a cheeky smile on your lips. “You’re such a softie.”

Drew chuckled, begrudgingly moving off your body to his feet. Intertwining with your fingers as he pulled you to yours, your chest pressed against his. The snow sloshing and crunching under the both of you. You felt his arms creep around your waist, his eyes softening as he held your gaze. “You’re lucky you’re cute or I totally would’ve got you back.”

You rolled your eyes, Drew absolutely wouldn’t have anyway. He loved you too much. “Oh yeahhhhh, sure you would’ve,” You giggled, entangling your fingers and dragging him back into his childhood home. God, how you craved warmth. You both desperately needed another cup of hot chocolate and cozy pajamas.

Drew followed without a protest, lugging behind you with a smile. He shook his head, his beanie shifting lower as he did so. Drew loved Christmas in North Carolina with you. “Keep it moving baby, it's cold outside.”

[channieskies]

CLICK,CLICK,CLICK [FELIX]

Pairing: Idol|Felix × Girlfriend|AFAB||Reader

Genre: Smut, PWP

Synopsis: Time is of the essence, but Felix wants to snap a few pictures before you have to go.

Warnings: MINORS DNI! This post contains nsfw material. Please do not interact with it if you are under the age of 18. Do not translate or repost to other sites. NSFW warnings under the cut.

Word Count: 3,300+ [14 Minute Reading Time]

Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the real lives or personalities of Stray Kids. I do not know them personally. This is purely a work of fiction.

Warnings⚠️: MINORS DNI! This post contains nsfw material. Please do not interact with it if you are under the age of 18. Do not translate or repost to other sites. Switch|Felix, Dom|Reader, Unprotected PIV, Creampie, Nipple Play, Begging, Teasing, Anal Play [Male Receiving], Mommy Kink, Slight Kink Exploration, Use of restraints (a belt), Let me know if I missed anything.

Romantic nights out were a rarity, so Felix was relishing in the fact he would get a night on the town with his favorite girl. He asked last minute after having a sudden cancellation in his schedule, but hoped you would be able to make it. He had asked a friend of a friend who knew someone that owned a restaurant to let him rent out an area for privacy. He didn’t get to go out with you often like this, so it was a nice change of pace.  After taking care of a few things, he headed over to your apartment where he practically lived when he didn't have any schedules, or when they weren't promoting. With his beanie pulled on under his hoodie, as well as a mask, he tried to look as normal as possible, though he stuck out like a sore thumb.

After taking the elevator up to your floor he knocked, but didn't get an answer. Felix knew you were there, seeing that he had talked to you mere fifteen minutes prior to showing up. He usually tried to respect your privacy and wait for you to let him in, but he knew you had to be doing something for you not to answer. So, he used his key and entered your apartment. He slipped his shoes off and headed to your bedroom where the smell of lavender and vanilla greeted him. He could hear soft music playing in the background as the shower ran. He noticed the two flickering candles you had lit. One on your bedside table, the other on the vanity, warning the room with your signature scent. Deciding not to disturb you since he knew you getting ready was a ‘process’, as you had told him many times before, he just plopped on the bed and waited for you to get out. Before he knew it, he had dozed off. Lulled to sleep by your sweet scent as soft melodies, his packed morning finally getting to him.

He woke up to your tender touch and soft voice. “Baby... wake up,” you giggled as his eyes fluttered open. “Have you been here long, sleepyhead?” 

Felix sat up, stretching his arms high in the sigh with a yawn. “I don’t know… was I asleep long?” you shrugged, a soft smile on your face. 

“I don’t know, silly. But if you need more rest go ahead and lay back. I still need to finish getting dressed.” That’s when he noticed your slightly damp shoulders and the towel you had wrapped around your body. His eyes wandered over your sodden skin, drinking in just how beautiful it looked. you leaned over and gave him a quick peck before heading to your wardrobe to pick out an outfit.

Between his quick nap and the blood rushing to his crotch, Felix didn’t feel a bit tired anymore. His eyes roamed your room, looking at the random trinkets and pictures you had placed here and there in decoration.  Though you didn’t have many pictures on actual outside dates, you did have a lot of pictures together with friends or random snaps at your apartment. His eyes traveled over the small tree shaped bookshelf you had and that’s when he noticed your camera. It was something he had gotten the Christmas before last, since you always complained about how bad your phone's camera was.

He stood to his feet and sauntered over to the shelf, grabbing the camera, examining the object. Once the lens cap was off, he looked through the viewfinder. He focused on random things, snapping away. Until he spotted you, now clad in some racy black lingerie. He gulped hard, glad there was music still on to cover any noises he would make. He focused on you as you did your makeup and snapped away. He pulled the camera away from his face to look at his masterpiece, feeling quite pleased with his work. But taking pictures like this was like an itch he couldn’t scratch, he needed more. So, he moved a bit closer and changed the angle. Felix was entranced by your beauty and couldn’t get enough of his new-found addiction.

He worked his way closer and closer, the clicks of the shutter finally pulling your attention from you doing your makeup. You chuckled lightly as you glanced at him from out of the corner of your eye. “What are you doing?” you paused, putting your makeup brush down.

 “I’m capturing the moment.” You laughed, turning in the chair you had at your beauty table. Fleix continued to watch you through the lens, clicking away.

“I’m putting on makeup, what moment is there to capture?” you stood to your feet and moved to take the camera out of his hands, but he quickly dodged. “Come on Felix, let me see the pictures!” He shook his head, a sheepish smile on his face. He ducked and ran to the other side of the room. “Felix! Come on!”

“Not a chance. You have to try harder than that to get me to hand over the camera.” You huffed and lunged forward, only to miss him again. You ended up bent slightly over the bed, one knee sinking into the mattress, the mirror in the background giving him the perfect view of all of you. He snapped a picture of the moment and even took the time to review it. “I’m definitely keeping this one.” He smiled to himself. But that smile only made you more determined to snatch that camera away from him. You needed a distraction, something that would gain his attention momentarily and give you the chance to get what you wanted.  That's when the lightbulb flicked on in your head. You were the distraction. Putting your other knee on the bed, you started to crawl on all fours towards the middle. He could feel you getting closer, each inch forward caused a dip in the bed. Felix paused, taking his face away from the camera. “Y/n, what are you doing?” He looked puzzled as he swallowed hard. You had captured his attention just as you wanted.

“Well, if you want to take pictures… I should give you something to take pictures of… right? You can have these little boudoir photos as keepsakes.” Thankfully you were pretty much done with your makeup and were only putting the finishing touches on. you slipped the strap of your bra off your shoulder and let it hang down. “Go ahead. Snap away.” You smiled and it nearly took his breath away.

Felix cleared his throat and apprehensively put the camera back up to his face, successfully snapping a photo. “Come closer baby, I won't bite…” you called him over a small smirk on your face. “Even though I know you'd like that.” Felix stiffened at your words. He moved towards the edge of the bed and snapped another photo, this time he didn't even bother looking at it, he knew every photo he took of you was perfect. You sat up on your knees and slipped off your bra, tossing it somewhere. you covered your chest and nodded for him to proceed. The edge of the bed dipped as he leaned his knee into it, slowly moving closer.

You leaned back, legs open for him to get a closer shot. Now Felix was fully on the bed taking as many photos as he could. “Come closer.” you sat up on your knees as you called him even closer. He did as you asked almost as if he were in a daze. He was now right in front of you. You gently placed your hands on his, taking the camera away from him. “Enough of that.” you put the camera on the nightstand before moving back to him and wrapping your arms around his neck. “Kiss me.” you commanded him softly and he couldn't help but oblige. Felix knew in the back of his mind where a kiss like this would lead, but right now he didn't care. He grabbed your waist and pulled your flush to him as he pressed his lips to yours.

Your fingers played with the soft little hairs that stuck out from under his beanie, nails traveling back and forth over his neck. The kiss became heated, his hands moving to your ass, grabbing it roughly. You were going to be late, if you even managed to get there at all. He just knew it, but at this point neither of you cared. You pulled away from the kiss and tugged his beanie down over eyes before pushing him back on the bed. He couldn't say he was surprised nor would he protest your sudden dominance. Once he adjusted on the bed, you straddled his waist. Your lips connected with his jaw as your fingers roamed under his shirt and up his torso. His skin felt feverish against the tips of your fingers.

“Just what have you been thinking about behind that camera, Lee Felix?” you breathed against the skin of his neck, a trail of red lipstick smeared over the places your mouth had just left. His lips curled up into a smirk as he thought back to how you looked when he woke up. It didn’t help that you were more than half naked right now, only your panties and stockings were left on. 

Even with his vision slightly obscured he could imagine every inch of your sexy body, he imagined scenarios in his head of just how he would take you down. Thoughts of having your slightly bent over and pressed against the wall, his hands roaming over your smooth skin as he plunged into you, made his member twitch beneath the confining fabric of his boxers and jeans. The look on his face said it all, the innocent and cute man you had grown to love had a slightly pervy mind. Your hips rolled against his as your nails scraped over the skin of his chest.

You pressed a feverish kiss to his lips as your hips rocked to the slow beat of the music that still played softly in the background. your hands moved from under his shirt and searched for his hands, your fingers intertwining with his. He could barely take your teasing anymore and took the initiative to turn things around. He pushed his beanie up over his eyes and flipped you over, pinning you down to the bed. His lips left a wet trail behind on your neck as he slowly began kissing down to your chest.

He worked his way down slowly, lips connecting with every inch of skin he could. “We don't have time, Felix.” Normally you loved his soft caresses and tender kisses, but time was ticking and you were running out of it.  You sat up, forcing him to do the same. You tugged at his hoodie, “Take it off.” You could slowly undress each other some other time, for now you just wanted him naked. His hoodie and the shirt under it were flung somewhere in the room, your mind now on the jeans and boxers that concealed his hard length. Your fingers fiddled with his belt, successfully unbuckling it before pulling it out of the loops of his jeans. Grabbing his hands you tied them together. 

“What are you doing?” he asked as confusion spread across his beautiful face. 

“Spicing things up. Just trust me.” Sitting up on your legs, you undid his jeans and pushed them down along with his boxers. You didn't pull them all the way off, knowing you had some place to be and didn't want him to have to get dressed all over again.  “Remember we have to be quick, okay, Lixie?” His member twitched. There was no way he could be anything but quick when you had him tied up, pint down, and you were using such a cute nickname. you were being dominant and that was one thing you did that really got him going.

You straddled his waist, sitting right over his member. “You just can't seem to control yourself sometimes, huh, Lixie? Why is that?” Your nails raked up his torso until they got to his nipples. You drug your nails over the lightly hardened buds before tweaking them. He hissed upon contact, cock jumping from the short lived pleasurable pain.

“You…. Being around you just…” He moaned loud, the high pitched squeak reverberated off the walls of the small room. “You.. fuck…” He lost all train of thought as you brought your clothed heat right over his shaft, sitting down on it. Once your hips started to move his mind completely emptied.

“That’s not an answer, baby. I need you to focus on me, tell me why. Okay?” He nodded, but still couldn’t manage to form any words. He was at a loss. When your hips started to speed up, he peeled an eye open just to watch. You were panting, lips parted, brows knit together in concentration. His pink tinted cheeks added the perfect backdrop to his beautiful freckles. “Felix… baby. You can't answer one simple question? I'd hate to have to punish you.”

He whimpered as your fingers wrapped around his neck. You leaned in and kissed his jaw, successfully distracting him. You pulled your panties to the side, all while your lips distracted him long enough for you to slip him inside your obscenely wet heat. He sucked in a sharp breath as a drawn out moan played on his lips. “Baby… fuck…” It was like he couldn’t control the octave his voice came out in. One second his voice was deep, fluctuating the next. His nails were digging into his palms as he fought against the restraint that was his belt. 

He wanted to touch you, hold you. But with how tight you had it wrapped around his hands, he knew he couldn't escape. Just like he couldn't escape the hold you had on him. “Look at that pretty little mouth you have, Lixie.” You started moving your hips, your fingers still taking purchase of his neck. If you asked, he could cum just from what you had done up until now. He was holding on for dear life. “One day… will you let mommy fuck it for you?”

That was it. He didn't know he had a mommy kink before this night. If someone would have told him that he would have vehemently disagreed. But the words coming from your mouth made him think otherwise. He whined again, trying his best not to bust a nut from your words. “Would you like that baby?” You moaned, closing your eyes, just enjoying the ride. “Want me to fuck your pretty little mouth, Lixie?”

“God… ye-yes, Mommy.” You smirked then leaned in to capture those lips with your own. You loved the way he was melting under you. How pliable he was if you led him in the right direction. You squeezed your walls around him, knowing it wouldn't take much to get your cute little boyfriend to fill you up with his cum. His whimpers filled your mouth as you coxed each one out. Your hips picked up pace, slamming down on to his slender frame. “Wa-wait… I'm gonna cu-cum…” His hands trembled from how tight his fists were balled.

He didn't want to cum first, no, Felix was usually a very generous lover. He loved making you cum at least twice before he had his turn. There were nights where he was so wrapped up in pleasing you that he forgot about himself entirely. “Ba- mommy, please… wait…” His voice lifted an octave as you leaned back, grinding your hips against his. His eyes were squeezed so tight that he missed you sucking on a finger, getting it nice and wet. He didn't realize it until it was too late. First it was a quick massage of his balls, making him mewl. Then he felt that lone finger moving lower and lower, brushing over his taint, making his body lock up from the sensation.

“Wait? But why? What if I want to make you cum?” You stopped your hips, squeezing your walls around his member. He was already so far gone that when your index finger massaged his asshole he completely lost it. Coming as if on demand.

Felix's body thrashed against the bed, hips lifted slightly up off the bed as he came deep inside of you. Moans alternating between deep and high pitched. He'd never come so hard in his life. All he could see was white, even though he wanted to see the look on your face. Did you feel accomplished? Were you satisfied with him being satisfied? He wanted to know, but he couldn't form the words, his mind was numb from the orgasm you just gave him.

“Such a good boy, yeah?” You leaned in, peppering kisses all over his face and neck as he came down. “My good boy.” You giggled, dragging your nails once again over his hardened nipples, making his softening cock twitch. His eyes were heavy, even as he tried to open them. His long day coupled with what you'd just done to him, was weighing him down.

“You… you didn't… finish.” His half lidded eyes focused on you. 

“That's okay. I have plans for that later.” You smirked, moving off him, letting his flaccid member fall from your cunt. He'd cum so deep that not even a drop leaked out onto his jeans. “Mommy is going to sit, right on that pretty face of yours.” You bopped his nose as if he was a child. “I'll give you fifteen minutes to rest, then we have somewhere to be.” The saccharine sound to your voice was almost alarming. At least it should have been. But it sent his mind reeling. The giddiness that filled his body gave him his second wind. He tried to sit up, only to realize he was still handcuffed with his own belt. 

“Babe?” You poked your head out of the bathroom. He lifted his hands to show you his predicament. You smirked, disappearing into the bathroom. “Do- don't leave me like this.” His giddiness started to shift into panic when you came out of the bathroom and picked up the very camera he teasingly took pictures of you with. “Babe…” Felix said, warning you.

“What? I'm just trying to capture the moment.” You mocked, turning his earlier statement back on him. You pointed the lens at him, the shine of the flash made him squeeze his eyes shut like he'd been shot. “There. That will be perfect for my collection.”

“Your… collection?” The panic really started to settle, “Babe.. What collection?” You smirked and walked away again. “Babe!! Y/n, please. What collection??” You left him in the room, pondering on how many compromising photos you had of him on the camera, while you simply hid the device away to finish getting dressed. A sneaky smile creeped to his lips. “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine….” He knew, if nothing, that would get you to come back.

Your head popped around the corner again, “Oh, you naughty, naughty boy.” You had your dress for the night, in your hand, you quickly tossed it to the side. “Turns out you and I have a lot to chat about. Guess we’ll have to go out some other time.” You climbed on the bed, straddling him once more. “Just how many pictures are we talking about?”

He laughed before sinking his teeth into his bottom lip, as if he was feeling bashful about the whole thing. “You first… mommy.” His tone was almost mocking, making you narrow your eyes at him.

“I see, someone wants to be punished. But that’s fine, because we’ve got all night.” You smirked at him. Any bit of his sweet girlfriend disappeared behind your dark eyes. He knew right then and there that he was indeed in for a long night.

FIN

A.N: Please leave a like or comment to let me know how you feel. I'd love a little feedback. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed it.

[alice-makes-things]

Inspired by a conversation I recently had with friends, here is my “The JellyCat Orca Is Trans Masc and Non-Binary” theory.

(as you read this, bear in mind that I am neurodivergent and at the age of 6 my special interest was orcas)

If you’re not familiar with the JellyCat brand, they’re a British plush toy company that first became popular in the late 90s / early 00s but have recently skyrocketed in sales due to strong TikTok social media presence during the pandemic. They do cute and quirky plushes of everything from cute baby toys to stuffed animals to fruits and veggies to tacos and sushi. They’re all very soft and snuggly and a sensory delight. I’ve never owned one myself, because they’re extremely expensive, but if you enter any gift shop in this country there will be a JellyCat there somewhere.

Anyway, each of these toys are given a name and a little personality - think TY’s Beanie Babies, if you’re old enough to remember those. Anyway, enter Ollivander the Orca, who for the purposes of this post I will use he/they pronouns for:

I met Ollivander in a Blackheath gift shop a few months ago and was delighted by their existence but alas could not afford them. Now, for my theory.

Ollivander strikes me as a very masc-coded name. Like, it’s basically two traditionally male names smashed together (Oliver, Alexander), like somebody couldn’t decide between two names and just said screw it, why not both. The thing is, Ollivander has the ‘wrong’ markings for a male orca - compared to his body size, he has a small, curved dorsal fin, with no saddle markings at the base. Male orcas have tall, straight dorsal fins, with prominent grey saddle markings at the base (unless held prisoner by certain unethical US marine parks). Here’s a picture for comparison:

(for the orca nerds out there, I’m leaving out too many resident / transient orca dorsal fin comparisons here, because I think these are difficult to replicate in a stuffed animal; also Ollivander’s saddle markings are non-existent so there’s not much to compare there)

Compare Ollivander to Hamley’s Kai, or IKEA’s Blåvingad, who both have tall pointy dorsal fins, which indicate they are male:

Anyway, when my neurospicy self excitedly bounded up to the orca plush in the aforementioned gift shop, I was under the assumption Ollivander was a female orca - until I saw their name and description, which I believe is the same as on the JellyCat website:

There are no gendered pronouns in this label (which I love, because children should be able to gender their beloved toys however which way they like). So from then on, my own personal head canon became that Ollivander is a trans masc orca whale who couldn’t decide between the names Oliver and Alexander, and they use he/they pronouns. I love them and can never afford them, lol.

Anyway thank you for indulging my silly neurodivergent rant about orca plushies and their various gender identities.

[withered--s0uls]

Oh look it's another GD crossover

Ghost Drone AU - @electrozeistyking

You already saw all this art but shhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

This originally started out with me just wanting to draw Beanie interacting with the Intertwined Codes Kids but then I added some extra stuff lol.

If you're a reader of Intertwined Codes, this kinda sorta spoils future stuff bc only the twins have been mentioned in the Draft/Teaser fic but oh well. You have been warned.

IC!Uzi wouldn't like actually meet GD!N bc they'd kinda decide that "hey, let's not have the widowed man see an alternate version of his wife that actually got live." simply out of respect kinda?? So she would stick around at home with the kids whilst IC!N goes out to look for Beanies Dad after their kids drag her to them lmao.

So yeah she doesn't necessarily know the extent of the mans depression, the kids just mentioned there only being a dad so she just specifically asks about GD!N in this doodle

IC!N would quickly pick up on GD!N not being completely okay, even without being told any details. So he probably would end up sitting him down to talk on their way back to the IC!Doorman families place, wanting to help if he can in any way. (He runs a Daycare and tries to also be a support to any parent that needs it, so I feel he out of habit would lean into trying to do that with GD!N)

More/The kids under the Cut otherwise the post looks so long rip

I will go over each of these one by one (can'tdo close ups bc 10 image limit, I'll reblog this in a second with the close ups.)

Left are the Code-Related Nuzi kids, right are the adopted ones.

Code related kids

Zagi:

Not much to say, I'm still working out their personality - they're maybe 2-3 years older than Beanie, so they aren't too far apart in age. :)

Orita:

She's the sibling who started the trend of putting stickers on her siblings, so she DEFINITELY would do the same with Beanie.

She also probably originally was going to show her how to build a weapon, but her parents promptly stopped that lmao .

She would think it's really cool that Beanie has a custom core icon & in general is completely customized from the start! She herself was originally put into a regular worker body (just with the tail and headband being custom made by her mom), she had to build the DD forearms herself. She also has a sticker of the DD icon on her core, covering the WD icon :3

Rexim:

At this point he has enough siblings to be past the "ew a little kid" phase, so luckily Beanie gets spared that. His main camera is damaged, he only really uses his headband optics to look around, so he would kinda just look as if he's staring past her a lot. But bc of the obvious cracks in his visor I feel she would pick up on the fact he's not actually ignoring her.

Also he definitely would just play music to her, because IC!Uzi kinda always has music on whilst working in her workspace he kinda picked up some of her taste in music (Hence he's playing the same song that Uzi is shown to have been listening to in Ep7)

Raven:

First up THANK YOU Zeisty for helping me brainstorm silly stuff for them. They're a little ball of chaos now and I love them.

Anyways.

They would join Orita in bedazzling Beanie, and then they'd start talking about bird facts and also try to get Beanie to talk about her interests.

(Their height difference isnt 100% accurate bc halfway through drawing this I changed the IC timeline, making Raven about the same age as Zagi instead of them being a teen, so I kinda had to manually try and semi-fit their heights lol)

Adopted Kids

Ray:

Nothing to say. He's a baby. Tho whilst I was outlining this one I had to giggle because of how big he is in Beanies hands. She's so tiny 😭💕 /affectionate

Annika:

Oh boy. Ann.

Annika is the eldest kid & was adopted a while before Zagi was coded / whilst the parents were organizing the code copies for Zagi

She does NOT know how to talk to other kids. Never did. It made her stick out at the orphanage wing because she just avoided everyone. And it is very chaotic when Olivia and Ray first show up, because Ann's only idea of talking to other Drones is "well you got to be relatable" so she brings up the siblings dead parents bc like, her code parents are dead too. Both pairs dying to DDs. So yeah she probably would be the first, if not only one, in the whole household to just bring up GD!Uzi. She would do it like it's nothing either.

IC!Uzi would promptly get her to stop and sit her down having a conversation about "what did N and I say about trying to connect on that topic?"

Like IC!Uzi would actually feel really bad about it despite Beanie not knowing her mom. Bc she herself obviously didn't remember IC!Nori growing up but still didn't like the topic.

Olivia:

Olivia, as I said, was greeted with the topic of dead parents by Annika as well. So she probably would kinda interfere when IC!Uzi goes to sit Ann down to talk.

She would feel the need to apologize for the older girls behavior (which Ann would apologize for herself later too ofc) and would try to get Beanie to go play something together whilst IC!Uzi sorts that whole situation out.

She's also the closest to Beanies age probably, just was forced to mature bc of what happened to her parents, despite being taken in by Nuzi shortly after. She still obviously acts like a kid tho when comfortable, so I feel she would kinda ease up around Beanie and actually act more like a 4-5 year old around her.

Bonus? Bonus!

Needless to say Beanie would return home covered in stickers & hairpins (Orita & Raven have more than enough of those, they'd just let Beanie keep some)

RIP GD!N having to get her out of those stickers once they're back home

Also, for the "*humming*" variation of the picture I blame @k1k0oftheworld. Kiko was in vc with me when I was talking about how Beanie would be covered in stickers when she gets home, and saw the doodles as well.

He proposed the following scenario after seeing Rexim show Beanie IC!Uzis playlist:

Beanie humming dead batteries song & GD!N having a breakdown bc it reminds him of GD!Uzi

I do not take accountability for this, I was going to spare the poor widowed man.

(I scrapped the idea of him not knowing ab the IC!Doorman family and him getting a mini heart attack when Beanie goes "I met Mom today" in favor of him and IC!N meeting & talking - I WANTED TO SPARE HIS POOR HEART)

@k1k0oftheworld you owe him money for a therapy session now /silly

Anyways that's it, I'll put the close ups in the reblog like I said 👍

[skunkes]

I think the Poppy Playtime stuff is supposed to be reminiscent of Care Bears, MLP, and other beloved kid's toys that are... arguably kind of ugly. So I guess it just depends on your personal tastes?

idk its a different kind of ugly for me like this thing is Cute and the right amount of retro "ugly" i likes it

but this is ugly in the same way that the new beanie babies with the enormous eyes are Ugly. falls into the "who is this for" category on that post for me bc its like, not cute + too goofy to be scary

tho i will say this thang does look kinda cute here LOL silly funny

but still doesnt reach Considered Cute and Not Creepy In Universe for me

[skele-bunny]

Just finished your Sodo/Aether and Calida fic. Will you write her more?

THIS IS INSANE I WAS JUST RAMBLING ABOUT CALIDA TO A FRIEND....... I'll absolutely post more about her!

Context for those who don't know: Calida is Dew's kid, with Step Dad Aether!

(CW - lightly Implied abuse and pregnancy from assault, but this is a fluff post!)

While Calida came from cruel touches and heavy hands around Dew's throat, he loves her more than anything in the world. He doesn't regret her, she's his main reason to continue living in fact!

When Aether wanted to claim her since Ifrit didn't, it took Dew a HOT minute to be able to calm down agree. Aether loves her so fucking much bro... He's a girl dad, loves wearing those silly glasses while she's in his chest harness with an identical pair, dressing her up only in the cutest dresses and onesies!

She has this weird thing for teething on her parent's guitar tuning pegs, and has even done it to Rain and Swiss' sjjejd. Also keeps trying to eat Copia's rats. There is no stopping where her teeth go. It has tormented so many tails, fingers, and shoes.

Dewdrop has extreme separation anxiety when it comes to leaving for tour and leaving Calida with Aether for the first time. He's having breakdowns just left and right, asking Copia if he can please just bring his daughter. She was born while he was on tour, he doesn't seem the issue now! He's eventually calmed down and reassured by Aether to just trust him, stay focused on tour, and simply coming back home.

Every morning, before and after shows, and before bed Aether will video call Dewy so he can show Calida. She's just grabbing the phone and pointing. "Mana." Then back to Aether "Daba." (Mama Banana, Daddy Banana)

"Yep! That's Mana!"

Dew loves seeing their daily adventures while he's gone, it helps ease him and his worry. He'll get random pictures through the day of Calida and Aether always doing something silly, her napping, chewing their guitars, or just absolutely covered in lunch/dinner. Sometimes he'll send pictures of her with Sunny, Special, Cowbell, and once even with Mist with the caption; "Auntle Mist to the rescue when someone got fussy."

While Dewdrop is out with the pack and shopping, he always ALWAYS gets Calida something. Usually a new outfit or toy, but sometimes a decoration for her room, a new teether, just anything he thinks she'll like. It's gotten to the point he's had to put some of his stuff in the overhead compartments in the bus they use for a pantry. It's not uncommon to grab a snack and a baby shoe falls out. It happens!

But Copia? That man is worse than Dew and Aether COMBINED. Pop-Pop Copia constantly has gift bags for her, deliveries from online shopping, always taking the chance to hold her- sometimes even during mass if she's being a bit too loud, Papa will just scoop her up and continue the sermon. One time he even let her wear his mitre after mass!

When Papa Terzo was still around and Dew was so secluded with her, Terzo was the only one Dew even let come near her. Just shakily showing off his newborn kit, Terzo just awing over her little fangs and beanies. He constantly prayed over her, letting Dew lay against his side while they both held Calida. He wishes Terzo got to meet her more, but cherishes the bit they did.

And when Dew gets home? That ghoul cannot stop crying even if it was life or death. Just holding Calida so tight while Aether hugs them both. Just scenting all over her (even tho she always smells like Dew), kissing her chubby cheeks and letting her claws touch his cheek.

I keep joking that when her element first made itself known, she had accidentally gotten into Dew's spicy curry and sneezed fire (yes in Dew's bowl) and the entire table just stared before Aether; "She didn't get that from me." And Dew gives him the HARDEST glare like "you know damn well-" snkekd

Calida looks exactly like Dew (a bit more before his transition)! Black hair, his roman nose, and when she smiles her nose scrunches and the right side of her lip will curl up - just like Dew's!

They're honestly a really, really happy family. Sometimes Aether will nuzzle up behind Dew after she's gone to bed, his hands on Dew's waist.

"What do you think about giving Calida a sibling?"

[planetbeanie]

haii i've never been fixated on beanie babies but i AM fixated on hello kitty rn and while i see you have posts about these sillies i still really want everyone to look at her. she's so kind..

There are so many HK beanies and they’re all like angels to me

Especially the one who’s a literal angel

[a-b-cee]

★ cee | any pronouns | minor ★

Hello! My name is Cee and this is my agere blog. I’m a regressor & my little age fluctuates. Sometimes i lean a bit toward the cg side, but really only in an older sibling/cousin way :P

Generally, I like alt-folk music, beanie babies, cartoons, dan and phil, cats, and silly little video games. I play bass guitar & do theater stuff, primarily costuming :D

I speak both english and spanish!

#cee talks <- original post tag

#cee shares <- original photo tag

sfw interactions only, i block fairly liberally.

[paintedplum7]

DID SOMEONE MENTION GASTER????? hey hi i love him too eheheh

any favorite headcanons about him?

HIIII YES IM NUMBER ONE GASTER FAN IN THE WORLD I HAVE A BILLION HCS !!!

•Points at my pfp and then looks at you with my eyes. Gaster is very much a transfem/genderqueer lesbian to me !! I got enlightened from a vision months ago. For even longer I’ve hc’ed Gaster to be intersex and using it/its pronouns!!

•Gaster created the Darkners! It’s my current theory as of now and I’m OBSESSED!! It’s such a fun concept thinking of them as his OCs! It ties into the implications that Gaster created the Dark Worlds very well as well as its interactions with Spamton and Jevil—they’re its little meow meows to me. Other concepts I had include Rouxls Kaard being Gaster’s old repurposed persona (I have a whole post about it and everything) and Starwalker and Nubert originating from doodles he did at work or maybe from being bored in college. Ralsei is definitely his current favorite OC it should be really obvious.

•Gaster is a man of many trades! Woodworking, the arts, crocheting, puppetry, mechanics, you name it! This also relates to the second hc! String puppet Spamton, Jack-in-the-box Jevil, little Beanie Baby Seam, custom playing cards with all the Chapter one Darkners—they’re his tuoys :)

• It ALWAYS speaks very ominously and cryptically—that’s how he was before he got shattered and that’s how it always will be. I like to imagine he makes long pauses after every phrase and then picks up at the weirdest moments because it’s silly like that. I actually have a joke where I take random memes that remind me of Gaster and put them in all caps and add ellipses after every word on Discord—here’s a compilation of my faves:

• Gaster’s relationship with the Player is very intimate—in the close fondness way not the sexual kind. This can be actually supported by tweets AND DID YOU KNOW THAT HES THE ONE SINGING DONT FORGET!! IN THE JP VERSION THE LYRICS ARE IN GASTER’S SPEECH PATTERNS !! HES WITH ME IN THE DARK !!!

Its in love with me he wants to show it’s beautiful world to me and have a lovely adventure. HE PLAYS SAD MUSIC WHEN YOU QUIT THE GAME FOR FUCKS SAKE.

•Grillster and OC x canon (smiles)

[mystic-insightss]

Oooo hey gravity falls fan!

Do you have any headcanons about any characters? I would love to know!

i am in fact a gravity falls fan!! i don’t have much art for them up on here but i do have a good few drawings on my instagram!

i made a headcanons note maybe a year ago that i never actually shared anywhere, so here’s that :)

stanley pines

- aromantic

- pronouns: he/him

- hates french people (is it a joke? we don’t know)

- has periodic nightmares

- has adhd

- prefers dogs

- atheist. bc of the trauma

- very dangerous driver. in addition to breaking like every law ever he has horrible tunnel vision. very bad at paying attention to his surroundings and often spaces out on the most insignificant objects and ends up almost crashing (or actually crashing)

- like mabel, he used to always lose to stanford in logic based games like checkers and chess. unlike mabel, he always beat stanford at ping pong and feels very happy for himself for it. (part of this is because stanford’s motor skills as a child/teenager were awful.)

stanford pines

- gay asexual

- pronouns: he/him

- has periodic nightmares

- is autistic

- played piano as a child

- struggled with self-harm as a teenager

- forgets basic life functions (e.g. sleeping and eating)

- prefers cats

- ngl ford gives asthma vibes LMAO like my man has horrible lungs

- nervous breakdowns. fiddleford calms him down by taking ford’s wrists in his hands

- agnostic only because the idea of punching god in the face gives him catharsis. still celebrates jewish holidays with stan & the kids

- even worse driver than stan. somehow. every bit of unexpressed anger he has gets expressed when he drives. wants every other car on the road to drop off the face of the earth. unhinged man that then turns around and says “what. i’m not a bad driver.” during the portal years fiddleford demands control of the car during trips.

- yeah he gets bullied as a kid for his fingers but he also gets bullied for EVERY autistic trait/symptom/display he has. it’s true he told me so

fiddleford mcgucket (1982)

- biromantic heterosexual* (see footnote. please.)

- pronouns: any

- likes to grow plants - idea credit to the fic ‘not one to forget’ on ao3! read it if u haven’t, you will have no regrets

- prefers neither dogs nor cats, likes other random animals better (cough. raccoons. cough)

- has to remind stanford to perform his basic life functions

- my mcgucket backupsmore headcanon is that he was shooting for a scholarship (or something similar to what stanford was going for) for a slightly less prestigious school than WCT and then when he showed his project to the scout people and it like blew up and hit one of them in the face and so needless to say they did not accept him

- he hates being called stupid more than anything

- he has anxiety. and yes that’s also pre-and-during-portal-years. the guy is nervous about everything. he nervous stims. chews his nails pulls at his hair shaking hands and legs the whole deal

- he doesn’t really talk about it either. he marinates. he marinates and ford developed a sense for it

- raised christian, really not that into it. has more important things to do

mabel pines

- sexuality: pansexual, or omnisexual. haven’t made up my mind yet but she’s definitely mspec!

- pronouns: she/her

- is she cis or trans?? who knows i can’t decide

- absolutely was into loom bracelets when they were popular

- also silly bandz

- 5’8” when she’s grown up. dipper is 5’7”.

- she collects squishmallows and/or beanie babies. they all have names. they take up half of her bed.

i have like nothing for dipper besides the classic transhet headcanon & him being shorter than mabel 😭 mystery trio phase hit me real hard ok

* don’t use this post for discourse. “bUt ThE SpLiT aTtRaCtIOn mOdEL iS onLy FoR aSpEc PeOpLe” too bad. i’m aroace and i say it’s *fine* who *cares*

[anura-plush]

I'm Ellie, and I collect plushies! My favorites are frogs. This blog is for sharing photos of my favorite ones!

Our main account is @elflikesfrogs. You can find my posts on that blog under #ellie tag. We are bodily adult, but I'm a little, so please only SFW interactions!

Tag catalogue below the cut!

Tag catalogue WIP! Divider by @dollywons 💚

Most pictures (and all travel photos) are queued, so they might take a long time to post! I shuffle the queue every now and then.

General

Plushies - all plushie posts

Plush Archives - older photos of plushies

Handmade - self-made plushies

Anura Family Photo - plushie collection photos

Animal Cameo - living animal with plushie (Max ✦ Boo ✦ Junie)

Brand (if known)

TY Beanie babies, boos, balls...

Webkinz

Aurora flopsies, palm pals...

Squishmallows

Warmies

Bandai Friends

Animals & Recurring Plushies

Amphibians & Reptiles

Frog 🐸: Ralphie ✦ Hugs ✦ Bugs ✦ Nonnie ✦ Webby ✦ Mr. Bullfrog ✦ King Francis ✦ Silly Boy ✦ Doxl ✦ Dion ✦ Green Apple

Turtle 🐢

Snake 🐍

Lizard 🦎

Dragon🐲: Duke

Aquatic

Fish 🐠: Gus ✦

Canine

Dog 🐶: Sunshine ✦ Baby Sunshine ✦

Feline

Cat 🐈: Mittens ✦

Feathered

Bird 🐦

Ungulates (Hooved)

Horse 🐎: Buttercup ✦ Sparkles ✦

Pig 🐖: Peter ✦

Goat 🐐: Breakfast ✦

Fandom/Characters

Pokémon ⚡: Psyduck ✦ Glameow ✦ Squirtle ✦ Bulbasaur ✦ Pikachu ✦ Ledyba ✦

Star Wars 🌌: Grogu ✦

Activities

Music ✦ Gaming ✦ Food ✦ Nature ✦ Travel ✦ Dress up ✦ Movies

CW tags:

Cussing