Higher Ground Blogging 7
- a.k.a. the prequels if they had a single ounce of hope
HGB 1 (eps 1-3), 2 (4), 3 (5-7), 4 (8-9), 5 (10), 6 (11-13)
Last time on HGB:
The good: SHELBY!!!; Anakin jealously chopping wood; Anakin anxiously knocking over chess pieces; Anakin getting called “alpha male”/“the all-American boy”/“an emotional crashsite”; the ending of episode 4; “sorry i’m late, dude, ah, I had to lay off a couple thousand employees”
The bad: the music; the slo-mo; the indigenous-remains and fertility-game subplots; the grownups’ stupid will-they-won’t-they; the quality of these youtube videos
The disappointing: a CGI bear tried to kill Peter-bi-Wan and didn’t even get one hit on him; the horse seems to have vanished; sometimes Hayden mumbles :( and the others do too but I don’t care as much
ep 14:
- THE AMERICANS ARE BACK AND THEY’RE WORSE THAN EVER!!!!!
- “yeah it’s amazing how everybody just wants to protect me” scott😭😭😭😭
- i think scott’s shirt is bulky enough to qualify as a poncho
- is the music...........good???!!!?!?!?!?
- omg juliette gave her bacon to auggie so shelby gave hers to scott😭😭😭
- omg shelby tried to lie to protect scott’s pride and he DID NOT LIKE THAT
- this has the most serious a-plot vs silliest b-plot so far, but at least the b-plot is funny
- scott sulking in a freezing room so you can see his breath when he cries... hiding his sobs with his shivers..... in a massive dark flannel.... with that jedi temple slats-lighting....... damn he is never not on point!
- american: how you like that! *claps in scott’s face* / scott: *grabs his collar and shakes him* NOT NOW, MAN.
unimpressed canadians
new pfp???
daisy: so does anybody play the piano? SCOTT?
me: um WHAT
all the kids: woooo yeahh👏👏👏👏
scott: pfff pshhh nahhhh
me: UM WHAT!!!!????
scott: *shrugging and hiding*
kids: come onnn wooo scotttt
scott and shelby: *sit on piano bench together and play piano*
me: DARTH VADER PLAY PIANO
DARTH VADER PLAYS PIANO NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!
🚨HAYDEN AND SHELBY HANDS ON A PIANO!!!!!🚨🚨
ep 15:
- omg evil journalists??! is this SPICE WORLD???
- someone just said “sorry” all accented yessss
- shelby just called peter-bi-wan “my captain” yes queen got im
scott: i dunno what i did to make her [shelby] so mad :(
daisy: did it ever cross your mind that maybe it isn’t about you?
scott: *probably the stupidest expression ever made by a member of the human race*
- anakin in a jacket is such a good look that is absolutely nowhere to be found in the entire star wars franchise. absolutely forbidden.
- scott believes in peter-bi-wan so much more than i do. it’s really endearing
- peter-bi-wan made up a drug called “jojo” to trick the journalist, that is not how you make a jojo reference my dude but i still appreciate the effort
- i did not expect a sarah palin flashback today
- ohhhhhhhhh scotttttt YOU FUCKED UP oh no ohhh NOO!!!
- the hugs are off the CHAIN in this ep. but guess who walks dramatically away from the group hug (it’s scott)
- “he catches touchdowns and he goes out with cheerleaders and he thinks that’s the world” omg shelby you don’t mean that💔😢
- “those sweet eyes” hrnghrhgnrhgrnghngh
- oh wow this ending. incredible. fantastic!!!!
- when girls say “you remind me of my old friend” to each other that’s the shit that gets me good ahhhhh sally bowles who?
ep 16:
- the thumbnail on this one is a creepy doll. that is the opposite of scenic!
- scott and shelby do the dishes together more than any onscreen couple i know
- “well when you do figure it out, when you slither back in, let me know” -- shelby dragging scott down into hell as he deserves oh my god you guys my otp does not go well
- "butt out, morticia, it’s none of your business” -- scott to daisy the goth who hates him rn
- peter-bi-wan’s dad trying to make him join the family business exactly like dooku trying to get obi-wan to join the capitalists in AotC
- awww another really canadian “sorry”
- ohhhh the gay vibes are vibing
- okay so all the kids are on solitary meditation tasks but guess who is breaking the rules to hang out with his (ex?)girlfriend (it’s scott)
- peter-bi-wan: “i’ll beat the storm” HELL YEAH JEDI KNIGHT
- omg SHELBY IS LOST IN THE STORM??!?!?!
- DAISY VS SCOTT OVER SHELBY IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
- okay this doctor is, for no good reason, a very sexy ice queen
- “i don’t have to do anything for you. and besides, you’re beyond help” -- daisy strongly disagrees with the ending of revenge of the sith
- “jock-o” yas another for the pile
- GUESS WHO IS GOING OUT INTO THE STORM TO LOOK FOR SHELBY
what a completely unexpected twist! i do dig it tho for real holy shit oh my god
- this is the second time scott’s girlfriend has been lost in the wilderness in this show, it is simply the perfect story
FOREHEAD KISSES?!? just slay me in twain hrrrkk
- they played piano AND had forehead kisses in the rain
shelby’s himbo boyfriend and witch girlfriend
- daisy: maybe you’re not totally useless after all
- scott: maybe you’re not either
- ot3 confirmed
i seriously cannot with these two right now, pass the fucking smelling salts HES ALL TUCKED IN!!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS
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