#signora my beloved

[sadiecoocoo]

CAPITANO IS ALMOST HERE IDGAF ABOUT THE NATLAN CHARACTERS THE FATUITE IS WHO IM HERE FOR

[mlady-magnolia]

The Small to Tall Harbinger

[snowqueen-gh]

SHE.

i saw arlecchino's trailer and just OMG my love? without a mask? ALIVE??? what a wonderful day

[caressthosecheekbones]

Life is a combination of magic and pasta. ✨🍝

True.

I think the fruit pic might be one of my favourites. but the gay kid rosary is a close second. 🌈

the cappuccino pic is actually a trap because it tasted. Not Good. 😔

pomegranate & basil soda did though 🥰

[aetherose]

And no I'm totally not internally sobbing at this leak of Arlecchino's voiceline about Signora. Not at all what are you talking about.

AUGH FUCK SIGNORAAAAAAAAAA

[wannabeabogwitch]

Oh hell yeah, La Signora is hot af and I don't care about what she did, I'm a simp.

In my headcanon, La Signora joined the cult after Rem stopped Ei from killing her, which lead to an obsessive search for everything about Rem. When she comes out of the Rem rabbithole, she's an absolute zealot. Ask her to fight the Archons by herself? She's already charging them while praising your name. Just an idea :3

Oh my god I love this so much :’) Ugh… women, yandere women, La Signora my beloved… Yandere Roselyn my beloved….

More under the cut as always! (This got longer than I had intended it to…)

Just the idea of La Signora growing distant from the rest of the Fatui, only to be confronted by Scaramouche or Childe – maybe even the Tsaritsa as she suddenly brings the news of your arrival. The look of shock in their faces as they see the normally composed Signora breaks down as she explains you and your deeds. Of course they had heard of you, you were the only other deity Snezhnaya worshiped beside Her Highness the Tsaritsa; but the way she speaks of you ends up moving them to try and figure out your appeal themselves until they’re both in as deep a hole as she is.

Having three of the eleven most dangerous individuals in all of Teyvat determined to bring you back “home” so they can show you what true worship and loyalty looks like…

Just imagine… La Signora feeling like she owes you her life, as she’s thanking you through labored breaths while Ei only watches in a mix of embarrassment (from being stopped and scolded by you) and anger while the Traveler begs you to reconsider.

“You,” purple eyes watched in disgust as the Harbinger struggled to stand, “be thankful they have spared your life, I suggest you leave as soon as possible — for if I find you by myself I will not hesitate to end your miserable existence once and for all.”

“Ei…” You frown but make no attempt to stop the platinum blonde woman from leaving — you only hoped she would be alright in the long run. As much as you didn’t completely appreciate her previous… endeavors, you couldn’t bring yourself to stand by and see her life end.

The minute you’re able to, you hurriedly scribble down a letter and pass it to Lumine in hopes she’ll find Rosalyne and deliver it to her; “Please, I know you hate her — and I don’t blame you for that at all — but please, please don’t hurt her. Just, give this to her.”

And what can the blonde do but do as you say? She effectively tracks down the Snezhnayan and gives her your note, in a more aggressive way than you had hoped for, and comes back in mere hours.

Icy blue eyes scan your words as her underlings treat her wounds, an uncharacteristic softness blooms in her chest as she reads your apology, your words of encouragement as you tried to cheer for her success (hoping she’d stop hurting others but she opted to ignore that part), she had heard rumors amongst the people of Teyvat of the awakening of Rem… she had never given it much thought but as she remembered your kind expression during the few fleeting meetings she had with you, she wondered if maybe there was some merit to your tales.

And so, she studied. She had her people run around Teyvat and bring her any and all things related to you, from old scriptures to books filled with mythology; eventually, she began amassing her own small library dedicated to the study of Rem. It was to pass the time as she healed, she’d first said, but it had now been months since her encounter with the Shogun and her body was in pristine condition and she couldn’t detach herself from you at all. If anything, she seemed even more taken.

You were a being above all, above the Archons and Celestia itself — you brought warmth, light, wisdom, and strength to your followers and the world you’d helped create. How could she not fall victim to your charms? It didn’t help you were so cute, such a good soul trapped with good for nothing Archons like Morax and Barbatos, would it be that bad if she brought you back to Snezhnaya and kept you there with her? You could even prove yourself helpful to the Tsaritsa’s great plan!

However, try as she might to forget, Signora is only human and even she can make mistakes – this one being, she forgot she’d have her fellow coworkers (a kinder term than the one she’d use) come and bother her so soon.

First it was The Balladeer who’d come storming into her office demanding answers. Yapping about a mission, how the Electro Gnosis should’ve been delivered months ago and that people were growing impatient. She would have had him kicked out by the collar if he hadn’t brought up the countless documents, all pertaining to you, scattered across the wooden desk she sat in front of.

“What’s this?” Scaramouch sneered, looking like a true jester in Rosalyne’s opinion, gazing down upon the scriptures.

“You’d think,” the woman barked, venom lacing her tone, “that considering where you came from you’d have some idea.”

“What exactly are you insinuating?”

“Hah, so you don’t know? Please,” she rolls her eyes, “considering their status and being the center of the Shogun’s worship, you’d think you’d know about Rem.”

There’s a flash of recognition that passes through Kunikuzushi’s eyes, the title clearly sounding familiar to the (not so) young man.

“And what if I don’t?”

“Then you’re worse than I thought.”

Her clear hostility and unwillingness to teach clearly didn’t deter her fellow Harbinger and soon she found herself forced to spend time with him as the both of them dived deeper into the rabbit hole that you were. Some might even say it facilitated a bond, a strange and honestly concerning bond but a bond nonetheless.

Of course, things can only go so well for so long and in came Tartaglia — the youngest Harbinger and the biggest annoyance La Signora had the displeasure of having to deal with in some time. He, unlike the two, had heard from the people of Liyue about you quite a lot – but he never considered himself the scholarly type. But he couldn’t lie and say there wasn’t something about you that captivated him, maybe it was Signora’s seemingly endless dedication to you or Kunikuzushi’s uncharacteristic understanding of you – but soon, Childe found himself spending more and more mora in regards to you.

It didn’t take long for them all to come to a, surprisingly, unanimous decision to find you and bring you to the Tsaritsa. Now, here you were – unknowingly captivating some of Teyvat’s most dangerous individuals attention, all because you couldn’t stand to see one woman pay the price for her sins.

What a shame.

[yaekiss]

hiii <3 💚anon here!

was wondering if you wld ever write for venti or female characters?

ps I just watched the movie “ The Whale” and i almost cried. if you enjoy films for A4 you should give it a go!!

Hello 💚 anon !!! <333

I do write for Venti and female characters ofc, lmk any brainworms you have 👀 ! (planning to write for venti in babygirls pt. 4 hehe)

Ooo will check it out someday, tq for the recc!!

[m1sa-w1sa]

Animal Party!

The harbingers finding out you had a pet

(Some of the animals are tigers lions bears sharks etc etc, characters might be a bit OOC cuz this is kinda a crackfic but if yall want more srs ones lmk)

Tartaglia

For him Lets say you had a pet bear it would go kinda like this, since you and him live in a big house you wanted a big backyard, he never knew why but he Never said no, his siblings could run around there so when he came home from work you were not anywhere to be found.. until he heard you call someone a “goodboy” from the backyard, his bow was already drawn as he would have a stern expression on his face until he saw you with a bear. “[NAME]…” “So i forgot to tell you…” “WHY DIDN’T YOU THEM ME SOONER?! HE’S SO CUTE!” overall tatamis loves the bear

Scaramouche

For Scaramouche you had a cat a fluffy white one, this time you went over to visit him with your cat just hanging out in her purse “Took you long enough-… What the fuck is that..” “Its [CATS NAME]…” I deeply feel like scaramouche would be jealous if the cat took to much of your attention but would warm up to the cat, not enough to not show at least a HINT of jealousy

Arlecchino

So You had a spider for this (if you dont like spiders then imagine something else) and again you went to visit her, Arlecchino actually does like spiders (or just insects in general based on voice lines) so wheb she sees one crawling on you she was surprised that you had one just hanging around, She doesn’t mind it and also gets close to the spider, Leney (idk if i spelt his name right) almost killed it becuase he thought it was creepy😞

Signora

You have a silly little snake!!! This can go either way you visit her, she visits you..OR she sees it slithering around and she calls you over “[NAME]! WHAT THE FUCK—“ “Signora! You found [SNAKE NAME]! Thank you!!” Signora would be surprised and confused..how can you live with that…THING?! Why is it built like that… Signora is ALRIGHT with your pet she isn’t to fond with it but would take care of it for you

Pantalone

You have a cat! Not the small one a BIG one so.. a lion for him you TOLD him you had a cat..just not what KIND of cat “Pantalone do you want to see my pet?” “Of course [NAME] it cant go that bad..” It went that bad, when he came to visit you and saw a whole ass LION he froze when did you get the beast?! “Ha..[NAME] you said you had a cat..” “I know! This is [LIONS NAME]!” “Why didnt you say that you had a lion?” “It was less fun..” hes alright its pretty tame, (might get a little jealous from all the attention the lions getting…)

Dottore

Simple way to put it, you have a shark said and done same with Pantalone you TOLD him just not that detailed in your words “Dottore you like fish right? You wana meet mine?” “Sure, I suppose it wouldn’t be that much of a hassle..” Well when he cane over he wondered why your house had a pool in the backyard, until he saw the fin sticking out of the water “See Dottore? This is [SHARK NAME]! “You said you had a fish” He doesn’t really care for it because he doesn’t go swimming often or study the oceans yet but he isn’t going to tell you to give it away

Columbina

You had a swan, a elegant animal it was plain and simple so there isn’t that much convincing that the animal WONT hurt them, You and Columbina have hang outs (aka dates..) by the pond, She only REALLY opens her eyes around you (she wears the mask so she wouldn’t fall in love with someone else again but your a exception) and saw that you had a swan with you she was like a kid in a candy shop in her eyes it was a perfect animal for someone as perfect as you! She loves your swan and has a good relationship with it

Sandrone

You had a hamster (a FAT one) it was just in your hands eating sunflower seeds (ofc it is..) as you were going to find your beloved Sandrone “[NAME] whats the dust in your hand for?” “Its my Hamster!” “What..” Sandrone is sarcastic so she does make jokes how its a fucking FATASS but she secretly thinks its cute and would do anything for that little fur-ball

Capitano

You have a fox! I feel like when he found out you didn’t know he was off today, so you were outside playing with your little fox friend while he looked at you, even if his face was covered he had a small soft smile who ever knew that his s/o could be so cute..but he doesn’t know much about taking care of animals so he loves hearing you talk about it and slowly warms up to your fox!^^

Peirro

Last but not least! You owned a monkey (or a spider monkey) but you and your monkey go EVERYWHERE together so its not hard for him to figure it out, since you two starting dating he was introduced to your monkey, he doesn’t mind that silly little fella he just wants to spend time with you and sometimes when your off doing errands or something else, your monkey just hangs out with Peirro, one time, Peirro had the monkey on his shoulders while in a fatui meeting (I feel like any of them would take your pet to a metting when there good with them, besides the shark… sadly)

(We are finished! I really hoped you enjoyed this!!^^ Tags: @jadestone2 )

[personalwhore]

Rock your body

Warnings: NSFW, Possesiveness, Public sex, Somnophilia, Sapphic

La Signora, Amber, Raiden Ei, Nilou, Faruzan, Ganyu, Kokomi, Candace, Layla, Navia, Xiangling and Noelle would be into somnophilia. They love the idea of pleasing and taking care of you at anytime even whilst you are asleep.

Raiden Shogun, Kujou Sara, Clorinde, Shenhe, Keqing, Dehya, Jean, Mona, Kuki Shinobu, Arlecchino, Yelan, Ningguang and Ayaka would be into possessive sex/markings. They hate seeing their beloved with another person, after all your theirs and theirs only.

Rosaria, Lisa, Beidou, Yae Miko, Furina, Hu Tao, Eula, Lynette, Yoimiya, Kirara, Yanfei and Yun Jin would be into (semi)public sex. They enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, or just have terrible self control.

©personalwhore — please do not copy, repost or translate onto any other platforms without my permission.

[mlady-magnolia]

Hoyo casually dropping Harbinger drip Rosalyne like we wouldn’t notice…

[megistusdiary]

hello aris my beloved, i have one thought:

tittie sucking with signora.. hmmm…

you're so real for this tbh

i may not have titties, but at least i can put someone else's in my mouth 🫡

(nsfw utc - tw wlw content)

"such a depraved little thing." she sighs, pushing your mouth further onto her breast, feeling your tongue laving over her nipple.

she pets your head, as if you're her sweet puppy, her dress pulled down just enough to free her ample chest.

you moan around her, words garbled while she tuts. "don't speak with your mouth full, pet." she snaps at you, threading her fingers into your hair to tug at your scalp.

the whines she elicits from you are like gold. melodic to her ears as she grins, head tilting back with laughter. she allows you a moment of reprieve to catch your breath before ensuring you're leaving plenty of kisses and marks across her fair skin.

though they must be just beneath the top of her dress. it was hard at first to know the exact mark, but by now, you've become an expert. leaving pretty bruises millimeters from where her top falls.

"good, pet." she coos. "if you do well enough, perhaps i will leave some of my own on you."

[kaiser-author-san-iii]

Star Light, Star Bright | Fatui Harbingers x (Fem)Creator!Reader

A/N: holy Tsarista, I did not think that it would be this popular. Thank you so much!! It's been a couple months since I got into Genshin, but I'm glad that the Harbinger trailer dropped cause otherwise, this probably wouldn't have existed lol. I apologize for the late update. I have been quite stumped in the plot and just taking a moment to come up with one. If I didn't tag everyone, I'm sorry! DM or reply to be added to the taglist! :3

Summary: Caring for children is hard, but it's especially hard when around the Fatui. Getting isekaied was the last thing on your mind after landing in the icy tundra of Snezhnaya all while your nephew is with you. What will happen when you encounter not only a Fatui Skirmisher but a Fatui Harbinger?

Tags/warnings: female reader, God!reader, Cult AU,

Not edited or beta read, we die like Signora.

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Chapter 2: The Creator's Welcome

Silence.

What could be said while the entire palace and the surrounding area waited with bated breath for their Grace to awaken?

They were fervent - they waited to leave and search for the "meaner" that has done harm to their Beloved but that would leave their Previous Grace with only the Heir for company and guard.

The Precious Heir - they have heard of them only from what was written centuries ago. He was beautiful - he was innocent and was crying for their Grace to wake up all while the Harbingers stood by with the Tsarista finally making her appearance, rushing towards the bed that their Grace rested in, bending the knee and holding their hand.

"Your Grace. Your Excellency. Oh, my Beloved Creator. What has that Meaner done to you?"

Nugget never left your side as he clutched onto your waist, but being careful with your arms as he was told by the blue-haired man with the mask. He was a doctor and clearly knew what he was talking about so the little one made sure to listen well. The Doctor man and the others gave them a room which is what his Auntie expected and though he was focused more on taking care of you, it was nice to wander around the room all while the Harbin Gingers (It was some word that he had trouble saying) always came to check on him and his auntie and even gave him coloring books and sweets and fruits. It was all so good and he made sure to save you some whenever you were going to wake up.

But he especially loved the Tsarista and Columbia (Colombina)

They were very nice. They held him when you were still asleep and he couldn't be there for the operation.

For what seemed like forever, when it was only a matter of four days, the bed shifted as Nugget was reading the latest book that the guy with the funny hat gave him. He wanted to read it to you when you woke up and his wish was soon coming true as he felt movement and looked over to see your [E/c] eyes. He gasped and immediately snuggled into the sheets and wrapped his small arms around your waist.

"Auntie! You're awake! You're awake!"

Soft wet globs of tears started to stain your shirt as you looked down at the child who held you tightly and didn't want to let go. It would have been endearing if it wasn't for the fact that you had almost died from possible blood poisoning from ignoring your wounds. Your Nephew remembered seeing a lot of gold and despite still learning, he knew for a fact blood was red.

Carefully holding him up and ruffling his hair, you kissed his forehead and wiped his tears away.

"I'm sorry I made you worry, Nugget. I promise, I'll be sure to look after myself but my main concern was you."

That response earned a pout but your nephew thought it was good enough for now. If you weren't healthy and in one piece, how are you supposed to find a husband or a wife?!

"Just don't go to sleep anymore or at least for a long time. You made everyone worry!"

"Everyone?"

At the mention, your Nephew saw the clear confusion on your face and smiled brightly, but with a glint of mischievousness as he swiftly, with his small feet could go, hopped out of bed but careful to stay clear from your arms, rushed to the door and yelled out.

"Auntie [Y/n] is awake!" he said with a bright smile that was quite contagious, but it was last minute that you saw a figure by the door, or make it two figures. They had hoods over their head but it was the masks that covered their identities - the sheer happiness was clear from their body movements and one of them rushed out to who knows where while your nephew ran back to your side and started to share all the books he's read while you were recovering.

He's always had trouble reading so it was a feat itself to see him now reading at his supposed grade level. He still had trouble with certain words but nothing to worry about.

While trying to process all that was happening around you, you heard multiple footsteps before the door flew open, and in walked in about a dozen people.

Your face heated up at seeing all the gorgeous faces quickly surround you, pulling your nephew close to your side, weary of what else could happen. But you could have sworn that there was a hint of sadness in their eyes from your pull away from them.

"Don't be scared. They helped us! They helped you! Especially the Doctor man." Your nephew grinned as he held your hand and decided to make you sit up and face the group properly and pointed at the Doctor. The Doctor that he mentioned was practically preening from the praise like a peacock showing off its feathers.

The grip on his hand lessened as you looked at all twelve people one by one. It didn't take a rocket scientist to distinguish the power that they all radiated. Though at the time, you didn't know of the power you held yourself.

The elegant lady with long white hair, icy blue eyes, and who seemed to scream 'Ice Queen', slowly walked up to your bedside with a gentle smile as her hand moved to slowly hold yours. Now, you wouldn't have minded if it was your nephew or family, but this was a stranger. A stranger with a very firm grip despite how delicate it was.

"Now. How shall we punish the meaner that's done this to you?"

Eh?

-x-

It was... a change to have people cater to your every whim despite half of them being just jokes like bringing you the finest gem. The honor of bestowing such a gem was by none other than the 9th Harbinger, Pantalone.

Your nephew was having a great time, especially when he got to get along with a majority of the Harbingers and the Fatui, who took the mission of entertaining Nugget very seriously.

Once your arms were good as new, you asked for the group of Fatui soldiers that you and your nephew first encountered. At first, they were adamant about having you and Nugget leave the palace but you needed to get back to your car and get the rest of your things.

But funnily enough, you don't remember a palace or an organization going by the Fatui in your life...

Not to mention, these people seemed to recognize you and your nephew despite you two not knowing any of them.

If you thought of it more, a headache occurred and the Tsarista was adamant in asking you to save your energy and that it didn't matter if you recognized them. That all that mattered was that you and the Heir were fine.

While bedridden, your Nephew had the privilege to waltz around like he owned the place and even got you some books to read in the meantime. You saw mentions of a Divine Creator, a God-like figure that was first in creating the world around you and beyond, the one that made the stars and skies. A Divine Creator from the Beyond gave life to a speck in the skies and named it Teyvat and thus, its first child was born.

During a certain period when the Creator was roaming freely, they announced that their sister was with child and so, the Creator named the unborn babe the Heir to Teyvat.

The book was quite the read and wanting to know more about why the people around you and Nugget called you the Divine Creator and the Heir, you took it around with you.

"Your Grace, you must bundle up. Snezhnayan winters are quite brutal. People freeze to death here, quite literally in fact." announced a Fatui sniper, the one that first saw you and Nugget as he came behind you and placed a coat, courtesy of Pantalone of course, on your shoulders and your nephew too.

Stepping out to the brutal snow, instead of the harsh snow that you were expecting, it was a light snowfall that shocked the group of Fatui that decided to travel with you.

[Nephew's Name] stepped out from behind you and cheered happily as he rushed out to the snow and started to play, making snowmen and snow angels with, of course, the Fatui looking out and being won over by the child's heart-felt giggles.

They were all trying to make sense of why the snowfall was reduced to just light snow instead of the blizzards they're used to until they recalled that their Divine Grace and the Heir were right here with them. Teyvat was the Divine Creator's first child and as the loyal child it was, it could always sense where they were. Though Snezhnaya was the domain of the Tsarista, the Cryo Archon, the Divine Creator's word was Law.

Ehe.

Everything came to a slow stop as the world first heard the giggle from the Creator and with each step that you had taken, noticeable patches of green started to appear and grow more and more. The chilled winds of winter called down as the grey skies parted to make way for the rays of the sun.

The Tsarista felt the pause of winter, looking out that the frozen lands of her region have warmed up to what it had been long ago before her ascension.

Her Grace has given warmth back to the frozen tundras of Snezhnaya to the point that the flora and fauna basked in the sunlight. "Nugget. Be careful. The snow is melting."

And like that, the snow stopped melting just enough for your nephew to enjoy making snow angels.

'Welcome to Teyvat, Divine Creator!'

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[kurogane2512]

can I request about your favourite praises that would turn you on from your favourite characters? Or it can be anything that you’d like to hear from them.

me personally hearing Bai Yi go like “y-yes baby~ just like that~” or “f-fuck me~” would make me go crazyyy aksksosks

for ningguang if I heard her go like “my good fucking girl~ go ahead and cum for me~”, “my darling is such a good girl for her mommy~” and “hehe~ your pussy is so wet for me~” I would come undone right there… OAKSKSKKS (p.s i think ning has a mommy kink)

And i can see himeko say “that’s my girl~ keep doing that..~” and “oh darling~ one more for me please..~?” she will keep trying to push you to your limits

(I also think hime has a mommy kink too kaksskskndje)

and kafka going like “oh baby~ you taste so fucking good.” And “taking me so well~” and “the way you look right now makes me want to pump my cock inside you even harder..~” 😫😫

(I’m so downbad rn but I’m feeding my delusions)

Oh damn, this was new and surprisingly hard to write since I have never thought about my own likes this way. I usually imagine the pov of the character when writing dialogues so as to.... well, keep them in character, and during sex scenes too I think of their side more and what they'd do/say

NSFW BELOW

With Signora I want to love her first and foremost so I very much like hearing her be needy and ask for me. Things like "Oh~ cum with me, my love~", "Yes....right there~ Please your mistress well~", "mhm! f-fuck.... touch me, I need you so badly!~" would make me feral and feed my pleaser self. At the same time I know she would very much like to please her beloved so saying things like "That's right, cum for me, my love~", "Oh, you are doing so good for me~", "How pretty you look like this, darling~" would make me melt sdjfhuweoifh

With Lisa it's things like "Oh, darling, you are in such a state! and for me? How adorable~", "You want mommy to touch you here? Be a good girl and make those pretty noises for me~" I'd fold osdifhewifhweip

Ningguang has me on knees most of the time I'd kill to hear her say "My dear, you won't refuse me, would you?~ Don't disappoint me, brand me into these sheets like you mean it~", "Aaah.... such a pleaser you are for me~", "Come now, wear this and rest back. Don't be shy, you are in my hands now~"

Let's add in my other game mommies too starting with.... Himeko! "My sweet girl... you wouldn't mind if I touched you here, would you?~", "Oh, you like that?~ Good... very good, relax my darling~", "Mhm~ Yes... yes... eat me out just like that!~"

Mommy Cocolia has a special place in my heart just like Signora.... I feel like she'd be tad bit tsundere cause she wants to be commanding but is also so needy cehoifhew "Yes~ Hold on to me like that and I'll consider rewarding you generously~", "Please your Supreme Guardian well now~", "Mhm~ Yes...show me how you whimper. Listen to your mommy unless you want to be punished~"

Moving on to Chameleon! "Aaah! Fuck me! Fuck me harder than that! Come on, show me what you got, Chief! Satisfy me until I see stars!~" Yes I very much believe she'd be unhinged when she's outtopped she's one of the few who'd curse a lot. Oh, but when she's in control? "Hehe~ Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? Mm, be good and spread your legs for me~", "How obedient, such a good pet~", "Remember who you belong to.... don't you dare look at others, if you do then.... hehe~"

Cabernet is so about devouring you I just know it everything is about food with her "Oh, your skin... so soft and delectable~ Aah, I'd hate to ruin it but I want to devour you so badly!~", "Don't keep me waiting, Chief~ Aaah! That's the spot~", "You are mine, Chief. My sweetest ingredient and prized treasure.... Come on, show me how good you are and fuck me~"

Last but not the least, Eirene! I'm sorry she's so power bottom in my mind I can't shake off that image of her vnwfuwuigfewui "Chief~ Hah...t-touch me, oh yes I'll pay any price.... take me whole-fuck! How cruel you are~", "Oh, don't give up so soon, Chief~ Our game is still left... come now, don't you want to beat me and fuck me on my table?~", "Ngh! Hah~ Yes...gods! They are all fools! Aaah~ Fuck me, Chief! Make me forget those arrogant bastards!~" (this is like her destressing after work and dealing with people who want to take her down)

And that was it! Thank you for the request <3

[itbeguilttriptime]

Continuation of my first post where Beetlejuice takes Lydia to the Italian opera.

After the show he takes her backstage to meet the troupe. Lydia is surprised when they all greet Beetlejuice enthusiastically like an old friend. A young soprano (who has been dead for a hundred and fifty years) even runs up to him and hugs him.

Soprano: *in Italian* Was I good?! I was so nervous! It was a new role for me! Beetlejuice: *also in Italian* You were a glittering diamond blinding us all on the stage! A star!

Lydia is flabbergasted. Who are these people, and why are they on such friendly terms with Beetlejuice? As it turns out, they're all former clients. Very happy former clients. They recruited Beetlejuice to scare off the developers who were going to tear down their beloved, now permanently haunted opera house.

Beetlejuice: Oh, no need to thank me! I'm just very, very good at what I do! Director: *to Lydia* Thanks to him, our opera house is now a registered heritage property. No one will touch it. We can continue to perform and do what we love. Our art didn't have to die because we did. Lydia: That's...beautiful. Director: And so are you, my dear. Beetlejuice, where have you been hiding her all these years? Beetlejuice: It's more like she's been hiding from me. *waggles eyebrows* Lydia: We're not dating! We are definitely not dating. Tonight is a one-off thing. Never again. Director: Oh, that is too bad. Our friend the bio-exorcist has free tickets for eternity, and we're doing Macbeth next. Lydia: *genuinely intrigued* Macbeth? Beetlejuice: You hear that, babe? Macbeth! Your favorite work by Shakespeare! Lydia: How do you know it's my favorite? Beetlejuice: Because it's you. Lydia: ... Director: What say you, signora? Will you come again? Lydia: I'll think about it. Macbeth is my favorite.

[fatuismooches]

Hello !! 🌟

So sorry to disturb you first but i had a funky brainrot about our dear Fatui and dance (if it was tell yo ucan ignore it) and i was thinking about who can dance and it was mostly all of them, i mean Tartaglia seem a pretty good dancer and seem almost untired, Signora seem to know too, maybe waltz and such, for Scaramouche or Wandere he seem so good too and ofc Arlecchino beloved !!

But my brain ran wild and i was thinking, does Dottore also know to dance ? Like we know he seem to prioritzed science and such, but for me like, he does know, don't tell me he don't know (and for worse, he seem pretty good and can use it to shut some mouth) and know i can't unsee Dottore dancing with his lover when he have time to do it 😌💜

Like just imagine, a boring evening/event, he don't want too but he have some obligation to do it, so he stay and his lover is here with him, trying to distratc him the best they can and withou warning, just him dancing with them-

So yeah, my little rambling ehehe bye !!

All the Harbingers are proficient in the art of dance, and that too includes Dottore. After centuries of life and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, one would be surprised by the amount of skills he's acquired here and there (save for cooking.) So yes, he and most of the segments do know, except for the young ones like from when he was a student. (Unless you decide to teach Alpha, of course! He will be rather grumpy and unwilling toward it, though.)

Dottore's quite good at dancing, even though he learned it by himself with no help other than studying others and the patterns. He only put the effort in because his and the Tsaritsa's reputations were important in the eyes of certain people, and obviously, it wouldn't do for him to make any mistakes while dancing with another. While his dancing is flawless, any person who dances with him would not feel any enjoyment. It is cold and emotionless, their heart in their throat even though the scholar had not done or said anything, but no one would dare state their dissatisfaction. It works to the Harbinger's advantage because it's not like he wants to dance or even be there in the first place.

For you, however, it's a whole different story. You're nowhere as good as him. You will step on his feet. You will not always go along with his pace and movement. And yet Dottore's shoulders are less stiff. His body feels lighter. His jaw isn't tight and his face is relaxed, the normal cold expression he'd have with anyone else gone. He watches you intently, his body automatically remembering the steps as he focuses on you switching from talking excitedly to squinting at the floor to make sure you don't step on him. No one dares to comment (except two of his co-workers.)

In private, he'd dance with you if you requested and eventually, you'd get rather good at it. In public, if he's unable to slip away quickly like he usually does, he'd dance with you the whole time so anyone who tries to talk with him would be unable to. Dottore always takes the lead in public, but if he's in a good mood, he'll let you lead in private because he wants to be amused.