#signless/disciple

[roguetelepaths]

Underrated m/f relationship dynamic: "nonviolent/committed pacifist/just garden variety conflict averse boy x girl who is like if The Anarchist Cookbook was a person"

[tblsomedoodles]

Here’s my first doodle here. Just a small Humanstuck Signless and Disciple I wanted to draw. It’s technically for one of my current fics but is able to stand alone just fine. It turned out really well so I figured this would be a great start to my little doodle blog.

[thundagashot]

homestuck aesthetics ➣ the disciple/the signless

Her ear was open to him always, and in time, his heart opened to her.

[carcino-cat-nip]

Modern, Humanstuck AU!Signless/Disciple drabble, possible part 1. Really just bored when the idea popped into my mind and wanna try my hand at Homestuck fic for the first time. I just used their Beforus names for simplicity. 

Summary: Following the advice of a certain cod fish, Human!Signless comes home one day and tells his beloved of a new way to spice up their sexual relationship.

==>Kankri: Awkwardly sit there.

"You bought WHAT?"

You shuffle uncomfortably in you seat as you avoid meeting your girlfriend's, Meulin's, eyes. In your hands, you're holding a medium-sized black paper bag. The bag itself is rather plain and uninteresting, but after you told her what was inside, her large olive green eyes grew wider and her face turned bright red. You finally get the courage to answer her.

"Sex toys."

==> Meulin: Freak the FUCK out.

You stare at your boyfriend in disbelief. Kankri Vantas, the most conservative and naive man you have ever dated, came home and announced he had bought sex toys. If it weren't for you practically pouncing on him naked one night before bed, he would have never thought of you in such a way, much less even thought of buying toys for the two of you to use. 

You'd bet all the money in your savings that he was talking to that Ampora again.

==> Kankri: Babble on like an idiot.

Meulin is making you nervous, and when you get nervous, you tend to talk, a LOT. So that's what you're going to do.

"W-Well I thought it'd be a new experience for us, and after much research and consideration, I thought that perhaps, we should 'experiment', as various sources I've researched call it, in our sexual activities. Now, bear in mind that all of my research is from reliable sources such as 'Cosmopolitan' and others, and any information that I found and share with you does not reflect on my own personal views. I found there are a large variety of these toys, and I've taken the liberty of choosing the most popular ones. Here, let me demonstrate! Err...."

You quickly take out a short, metallic plug and her face turns pale.

"Kankri.."

"D-Don't worry, dearest! I'm quite confident in my research and I found that these 'plugs'-- again, as the sources call it-- are perfectly safe and quite painless. If you are uncomfortable about using this, that is perfectly fine, as a significant percentage of women found these 'plugs' to be intimidating. And this is a personal vibrator," you say quickly as you pull out a purple pill.

"Kankri."

"Now these can be used on various spot," you ramble on. You really need to learn how to shut up for once, but once you start, it's nearly impossible to stop. "However the clitoris seems to be the most favored according to--"

==> Meulin: Stop Kankri's incessant ramble.

"Kankri!"

His mouth closes instantly and lowers the vibrator. You sigh and reach for the bag that's now on the table. While it's way beyond Kankri's nature, you think it's kind of cute... even if he did just buy you an anal plug. You make a mental note to return it as soon as possible.

You open the bag and take a look inside. There's various vibrators of different sizes, more anal plugs (seriously, where did he get his research?), lubricants, and some massage oils. There's something else inside but you can't really make out what it is. Before you can reach in to get it, Kankri snatches the bag from you.

==> Kankri: Take the bag

"Hey!"

You quickly take the bag and put it down. That was close. You don't want the whole surprise to be blown. Your coworker, Cronus, said toys were a sure way to get Meulin "crazy about" you. Normally you wouldn't take any love advice from the single 35 year-old, but after reading various magazines and sex articles, you began to think maybe the old cod fish was on to something.

That or he read the same magazines you did in a desperate attempt to get women. You're pretty sure he was just on to something. Like the saying goes:

The wisest in love are those you least expect. - Malcolm X.

You're also pretty sure he said that.

"So...? What do you say?" You ask eagerly.

==> Meulin: Contemplate.

You cross your arms and begin to contemplate. It's not like it's the first time you've seen or used a vibrator before, but it was usually on your own during your single days.

You'e had a few sexual partners long before you met Kankri, all of them far more experienced than him, but it's not like he was bad in bed. On the contrary, it was nice to be treated gently and lovingly for a change. The other guys were just a fling, usually just fast and rough. If any of them had made you the same offer, you would have declined in a heartbeat. 

But... He's not the other guys. This is Kankri you're talking about. And he does seems very eager to spice up your sex life...

What will you do?

[ligerscout]

Shortly before the Disciple passed away. She had a vision herself. She saw Karkat, as a young troll with crab-dad. Then, Knowing that her matesprite's line would go one(I.e He will have a descendant) Finally, She gave up and died, peacefully.

[3d-dragon]

Okay guys so every one knows about Homestuck's usual summer shipping events and this year, the Homestuck Shipping World Cup is already underway with sign-ups being open and the preview of the teams is up.

Anyway much to my dismay, I'm the only person on the Disciple <3 Signless ship.

So I'm advertising for one of the best ships out there, The First Ship!

Cause its honestly one of the best ships out there, plus its quite the heart string puller. It can be cute, fierce, sexy, and sad, all at once to boot too!

If you are curious more about the HSWC and here are some links to help you out!

HSWC tumblr

HSWC Dreamwidth [the site that its hosting it all on]

And the HSWC Shipping wall! [aka the other teams]

Now you need a dreamwidth to join in on the fun, and making one is easy as 1-2-3!

Also EVERYONE AND ANYONE CAN JOIN, if you can write, JOIN, if you can make games, JOIN, pretty much being able to create something is all that it takes. :>

Join/make what ever team floats you boat the most, but here's some incentives to join this epic ship: 

By miyotora

By nursepandas

By wraithlike

by technicolorpartytown [might want to drag it if I were you]

And of course

By lenpregzone I think [There's more to it but this is honestly my fave part *is shot*]

So let's get shipping this awesome ship! And happy shipping and good luck to all the other ships as well! This is one ship that's hard to beat! 

[homestucksmakeout]

The love that will last forever

http://skwinkography.deviantart.com/art/Katsucon-2012-The-First-Ship-309434291

Disciple: http://the-violet-prince.tumblr.com/ Signless: http://friendleaderp.tumblr.com/

-Mod Jade

[crockertier]

"I won't give up on us. Even if the skies get rough."

--"I won't give up" Jason Mraz

It's been a while since I've drawn any Signless/Disciple and wambam this happens. I can't decide if I like the sketch or this better haha. 

[chloroformfish]

Now you must acquire a taste for freeform jazz.

Hahaha cuties

[theaologies]

Need a tag name for first ship but minicestors 

I honestly have no idea what to call this ship

[alxx-lee]

read it! it's uber cute!

read it you filthy apes

[homestucksmakeout]

c'mon signless kiss her kiss her

http://elaroh.deviantart.com/art/Beyond-the-Quadrants-315268352

Signless: http://elaroh.tumblr.com/ Disciple: http://rathcosplay.tumblr.com/

-Mod Jade

[homestucksmakeout]

I won't leave your side again, my dear Disciple.

(cries)

http://rathcosplay.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Be-Afraid-315814369

Signless: http://elaroh.tumblr.com/ Disciple: http://rathcosplay.tumblr.com/

-Mod Jade

[homestucksmakeout]

It's not kissing but I really wanted Signless/Disciple on my blog. If you find any kissing please submit to me I shall be forever in your grace ;v;

http://teawisp.deviantart.com/art/Requited-323151780

Signless: http://vantasticmess.tumblr.com/ Disciple: http://teawisp.deviantart.com/

-Mod Jade

(im off for the night by the way, my dearies. adious uwu)