Rival captain!reader getting selected for the ESPN body issue or an SI swimsuit cover and hockey!steve going trying to go incognito (and failing miserably) to buy a copy. Maybe Eddie will be a pal and help him out lol
STOP
he gets it just before practice but it means he was running late, so he’s all flustered and just shoving things into his locker so he can get out onto the ice before coach gives him shit
then afterwards, they all come back in to shower and change and steve doesn’t think twice about opening his locker door, only for the magazine to fall smack on the floor
the locker room goes silent and steve is blushing like max and eddie is just grinning like a madman as he picks it up and just starts teasing the fuck out of steve like
“aw gonna stick it up in your locker, stevie? little inspiration to get you fired up?”
“shut up”
“sure it won’t be too difficult to play with a hard on?”
“fuck off, eddie”
“oooh, or is this inspiration for after the game in the shower—”
“I’m leaving”
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S7 Thots for this week: Sigh…
• Die
• For whatever reason but sure🫤
• Why do we need to help Uma and Alex fix their problems? DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING COMMUNICATE???
• The way Daphne just let go so easily of the fact that Uma tried to make moves on Raf. She’s too nice omg girl we needa get you outta here before these people ruin you😭😭😭
• Y’all I could not go through this post without acknowledging this swimsuit it’s sooooooo good.
• Yeah ummmm Daph, even if I wanted to revenge flirt to make Bryson jealous literally none of these other people tickle my fancy in the slightest bit so that was never even in consideration.
• Get a load of this guy😂😂😂😂😂
• Oh wait never mind Travis is a part of the Willow Hate Club, he’s cool now🤩
• Yes, working out with Bryson instead of just speaking to him is gonna help the current issue…
• Aw even Raf is a #Tyson stan…well he’s also literally in love with Tanya but that’s besides the point!
• I’m crying they all fucking hate Willow girlllll get yo ass outta here💀💀💀
• Ok Raf’s advice at least makes more sense for Bryson but once again what am I getting advice for when I literally just have to talk to him??? That’s that damn cash grab shit we be talking about chile.
• No, I really don’t think you know how annoying this is babe🫤🫤🫤
• Mmmm I hardly believe that but sure I guess I’ll go with it!
• Aw they made up, how sweet😍 (They’re literally gonna fight again next week)
• Oh girl PLEASE
• The apology being her saying sorry like twice and then going on a whole tangent about why she still thinks her and Bryson are meant to be…someone give me the number to the nearest psych ward I’m not kidding.
• Finally after 2 centuries Bryson wants to talk.
• Oh we are so back yassss!
• I'm glad Bryson knows how lucky he is🥰🥰🥰
• Why I forget that we were coupled up with Vicky LMAOOOOOO sorry girl.
• It's literally the middle of the day and we're finna do a challenge...why are we getting dressed up??? Anyways outfit time!
• Fusebox I gotta hand it to y'all. 90% of the looks this season have been eating.
• Yasss bae is starting to act like a real man!
• Vicky I'm so sorry to leave you with that demon but I gotta put me first sis.
• What???????????
• Bryson don't be saying freaky shit like that to me like I won't pull them pants down right now!
• That convo on the terrace was too cuuuuuute.
• Fusebox why can your AI not spell "biased" right? This is the second time it's been spelled wrong. What the fuck is "biassed"??? Bitch nobody has two asses, how can someone be "biassed"?????
• OH END THAT RAGGEDY BITCH!!!
• Outfit time again!
• Can I just say I love all of the Y2K influences I'm seeing in a lot of the clothes this year ugggghhh they know me so well.
• They be coming up with anything😭
• Everyone trying hard to look like the perfect couple and then there's just us doing a marriage proposal with a pretzel...literally goals.
• These niggas are a literal cult I'm so dead😭😭😭
• This whole boytime bedtime sequence was so stupid and honestly I'm glad this season is bringing back just pure unserious moments like this.
• If you know me then you already KNOW what option I chose😈
• Oh boo I thought clocking his tea would get more of a reaction than that. I guess they gotta save the drama for the "big reveal" at the last recoupling🙄🙄🙄
• Oh brother...
• Yes, please end my suffering!
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Plumb3r!Verse Stories: The Worst Shopping Trip, Ever
Once upon a time, there was a-
“ Hey, hey! We don’t got the time or budget for an introduction. Don’t you remember the last story? “
…
“ Glad to hear it. Anyways, hey guys! It’s your favorite princess, here! “
“ …The lying one, with the blind prince? “
“ No, no, not…okay, she IS pretty cute, but the answer’s me. Princess Apricot. “
“ You’re making quite the assumption, there. “
“ ANYWAYS, we’ve got a problem. Like, a really big one. “
“ Did someone die? “
“ Worse…my pet snake ate EVERYTHING in my big sis Peach’s closet. Like…literally everything. From the dresses, to the shoes, and even her overly tacky swimsuits and casual ware. Seriously, what part about a glittering outfit makes you think ‘casual??’ …Anyways, if she finds out, I’ll be grounded for life, and that would be a total bummer… So, we gotta head out and replace everything she had in there. We can’t get new stuff, either, cause she’s VERY specific about the stuff she likes… One issue, though. “
“ What? No money? “
“ Hahaha! Oh, you’re funny. Money literally falls from the sky in my world, Shiro. Anyways, the actual problem… “
[YOU CAN ONLY GET HER OUTFITS AT THE ORIGINAL COCONUT MALL; THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN ALL REALMS]
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