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truly now that i think about it one of the worst possible combinations to ever be is woman enjoyer + sci-fi reader
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You know what hereâs my South Park oc
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I donât care if heâs a tweek clone, I love him and I will ignore all the comments about him
#my art <3#south park#south park oc#my art#oc#oc art#original character#shut the fuck up#Mila#i will shove a whole ass piece of rusty mental to your throat#This a warning you bicth#ummmm yeah#ignore the previous
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an average tumblr user apparenty lives in the 19th century when defending realism in art was a hot revolutionary take
#i know I KNOW this is NOT the website for art discourse i KNOW it just really drives me insane that the this is essentially the only#thoughts i see about fine art and people GENUINELY think its some insanely progressive super rebelious stance#girl. stop using bait articles as your only source for modern and contemporary art im fucking begging you#shut up mila nobody cares about this#my blog is my house and i like to complain about this#logs#gen
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#pidge plays veilguard#datv spoilers#MILA MY BELOVED!!!#DAVRIN MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i need y'all to understand i fuckin SCREAMED#IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT GET TF OUT OF MY FACE SHUT THF UCK UP#mila is the best character in this fucking game
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just drove 12 hours and am now laying on my beloved mutuals couch. dreams do come true kids
#weâre going on a road trip together tomorrow Iâm so excited#mila Iâm so glad i slid into your dms two years ago i love you#shut the elle up
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HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS????
#family guy#hbo#peter griffin#chris griffin#meg griffin#stewie griffin#lois griffin#brian griffin#shut up meg#mila kunis#quagmire#giggity#joe swanson#tom tucker#pawtucket
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any time a heroine goes for the balls during a bj I now think about Giacomo Buscetta *bemoaning* the lack of women into ball play
#yes this too is about daddy crush#no i won't shut up about it#but giacomo was So Sad :(#im glad he found emma for that reason lolol#romance novels#contemporary romance#mila finelli
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Random fun fact n°1: if Joy had been a boy, Mal would have named the kid "Amadeus". Yes, in reference to Wolfie. He did think about simply feminising it to "Amadea" when he learned he was having a little girl, but when he saw her, he immediately felt so much happiness that he named her Joy (he did give her "Amadea" as a middle name, though, which Wolfie finds both hilarious and mortifying)(Mila finds it very sweet though).
Random fun fact n°1.5: Amadea is, coincidentally, also Mila's middle name (it is her mother's name), which is why Wolfie is actually named Wolfgang (which, obviously, Mal didn't know).
#i should just shut up#extra: all that we are and will never be#oc: joy landgraab#sim: mila munch#sim: malcolm landgraab#sim: wolfgang munch
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idk what's happening with Tumblr on chrome rn but I won't be able to do any replies bc I put it all in draft
And guess what?
I can't access my drafts
#ooc // shut up simp#I'm going to fucking shit tears and cry blood#I wanna continue the thread with falles and mila SO BAD
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part of the mila-verse and a little belated christmas fic i never finished in time santa's biggest fan II l.williamson "okay mils, time for bed bubba!" you clapped your hands together when the movie finished, the end credits rolling and your wife heaving a sigh of relief as your daughter groaned.
"another one! i'm not tired." the small blonde demanded, curling even more into leah who smiled in amusement, but that dropped the moment you gave her a hard look of warning.
"bubba if you don't go to sleep, santa won't come!" the footballer whistled with a firm nod as mila looked up to her in shock. "he only comes when everyone is sleeping." you back her up with another nod.
"okay lets all go to bed come on!" mila announced, launching herself off the lounge and sprinting off in the direction of yours and leahs room.
"mila babe, mummy and i don't go to sleep yet. remember how we talked about grown up bedtime is different to kid bedtime?" you called after her, footsteps thundering back down the hall as you were grateful you didn't still live in the tiny upstairs apartment you and leah first moved into together years before mila was even a thought.
"then why can't i stay up with you? its a special night, mummy said so! that should mean special rules." mila huffed, bottom lip jutting out into an adorable pout as she stomped her foot.
"it is already an hour past your bedtime little miss, now go on jump into bed and we'll come in and read you a special story. right?" leah chimed in, mila shaking her head and with a resoundingly stubborn no! was off and racing around the house again as you and leah shared a knowing look.
"my love i have a feeling this is going to be a long night."
and safe to say you weren't a betting woman but you were right on the money with that predication.
"is she..." you whispered to your wife as she ever so slowly tip toed back into the living room with a quick nod and you exhaled in relief. "how many stories?" you asked with a slight smile of amusement, opening your arms as the blonde sank down into them with a huff.
"the same one, over and over, seven bloody times. i might just add in the murder of that hungry hungry caterpillar the next fucking time i read it!" leah grumbled into your neck, your body vibrating beneath her with a quiet laughter.
"its not funny! god why are kids like this? first it was that awful baby shark song, then it was that awful show about fruit and friendship or whatever, now its the same awful book on repeat!" leah whined as you merely smiled, hand slipping up her hoodie to scratch your nails gently up and down her back.
"kids just like repetition baby its safe for them, they know they won't be disappointed. almost like a defender i know who has had the same pregame routine for...what is it now? ten? eleven years?" you chuckled, leahs head whipping up to scowl down at you as her taller body hovered over yours.
"that is not the same thing!" she whisper yelled defensively as your smile widened into a grin.
"is too. or should we talk about the rotation of bland beige meals you rotate? our daughter has a more adventurous palette than you, at least she can handle some seasoning and colour!" you teased, poking your tongue out in response to her offended scoff.
"i will have you know-" your hand darted up to cover her mouth with a sharp shut up at her raised tone of voice, peeking your head up to glance over your wifes shoulder, sighing in relief when mila didn't appear.
"you know my girl there is another way you could shut me up thats much more pleasant for both of us." leah smirked once you'd removed your hand, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively as you tried to bite back your smile, her arms planting themselves either side of your head.
"is that mistletoe?" leah frowned looking up at the ceiling but the moment you tried to glance up her mouth connected with yours, your fingers pinching her side. "you're unbelievable." you mumbled against her lips with a slight snicker.
"unbelievably sexy? oh baby, how you flatter me." leah gasped sarcastically, once again kissing you quickly before you could reply, settling herself comfortably on top of you as your tongues fought for dominance of the kiss.
but before anyone could win there was an interruption, leah falling off of you in shock and groaning as her back met the floor with a thump.
"i'm not tired and i can't sleep!" mila repeated, stomping her foot with a scowl that was a near mirror image of your wives from where she sat on the floor muttering about her tailbone.
with a deep sigh you sat up, swinging yourself to push off the sofa and scooping up the tiny blonde, settling her on your hip. "well that's too bad mil, it is way past your bedtime!" you carried her back to her room, protests ringing out the entire time.
"story!" the girl demanded as you tucked her back into bed, sighing again and reaching for the book already sat on the bedside table, making yourself comfortable in the armchair by your daughters bed.
"in the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf..."
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"-then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out and-" "-and he was a beautiful butterfly!" your daughter finished excitedly, clapping her hands and nowhere near close to sleep as you exhaled tiredly and snapped the book shut.
"right i've read this three times now and you're a big girl right bubba? well big girls go to sleep when they're supposed to. so you and gunner-" you paused to adjust the little dinosaur plushie held tightly in your daughters grasp.
"-are going to lay here very quietly together, until you fall asleep. or else no santa! you want santa to come visit right mils?" you ran a hand through her mess of blonde hair as she nodded eagerly.
"mama!" her hand grabbed a fistful of your hoodie as you stood and ducked down to kiss her forehead. "yes baby?" you sighed with a small smile.
"cuddles till i fall asleep? pwease?" the four year old pouted, hitting you with the puppy dog eyes she knew worked like a charm on the pair of you most of the time.
"don't do that mil, you know how to do your L's properly." you warned with a look. "please! please, please, please, please-" mila begged as you sighed, seemingly more tired than she was at this rate and knowing the later she stayed up the later you and leah had to stay up to sort out her presents.
"okay! okay okay. but just for a little while, yeah?" you gave in, gently tugging her hands off you and moving to flick the big light in her room off, leaving only the small red arsenal nightlight illuminating a pathway to her door.
"bubba no-" you tried as you laid down beside her, the four year old climbing basically on top of you, her gunnasaurus plushie squished against your cheek as you exhaled, not bothered for the argument.
one hand moving to tangle in her hair your fingers moved rhythmically against her scalp, feeling her limbs ragdoll as her body became that little bit heavier, her breathing evening out against your collarbone.
you waited a few more minutes until you were sure she was properly asleep before very very carefully moving her back into bed, wincing as you struggled to detatch her arms which seemed to be locked around your neck.
though you didn't make it two steps towards the door before she awoke again, tiredly sitting up and wiping her eyes as you exhaled with a shake of your head.
"mama no! more cuddles." "no more cuddles bubba, time to go to sleep. mama will sit by the door for five minutes until you sleep again, okay?" you bargained quietly, your daughter seeming to accept that with a nod as she sank back down in bed right as you sat down on the floor.
five minutes passed though again as you tried to leave her voice rang out for you to stay and you sank back down to the floor with a frustrated sigh, gently encouraging her to lay down and try to sleep.
ten more minutes and you managed to crawl out of the room without interruption, leaving her door open ajar and returning the living room where your wife was still sat up awake, now bundled beneath a blanket.
"come here." the defender smiled knowingly, moving the blanket and adjusting to give you some room to sit between her legs, patting the sofa encouragingly.
though your ass had barely made contact before it sounded again, now both you and leah groaning quietly.
"mama! mummy! i had a bad dream!"
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"she's down?" you asked hopefully, now sat comfortably beneath the blanket leah once was, your wife tag teaming to go and lay down with your daughter a half an hour ago, only now emerging.
"for the count." leah confirmed with a tired nod, taking a seat beside you and wiggling beneath the blanket, grabbing your legs and moving them to rest on her lap.
"shit its nearly midnight!" leah realised with a huff, tapping her phone and seeing the time as you hummed, your head resting on her shoulder. "she's a night owl like her mummy!" you teased, patting leahs chest who flicked your ear playfully.
"god i love this movie." you hummed happily, the two of you having been watching bits and pieces of the holiday as you took turns popping in and out of your daughters bedroom to try and get her to succumb to sleep so the pair of you could play santa.
and as your movie finished and there'd been no sight of mila for at least forty minutes now, you readied yourself to do just that, the presents all neatly stacked in your bedroom as leah counted quietly to make sure everything was accounted for.
"-so the bike stays here from us, and the new predator boots go out from santa." leah rolled her eyes at that making you grin, alessia having insisted her goddaughter grew up on predators boots instead of phantoms, something which had driven leah up the wall from the very moment the topic was raised, both you and your best friend adidas athletes while she was with nike.
"i'll go check she's asleep and grab the stocking off her bed, mrs claus." you winked, stealing a kiss from the grumpy blonde whose eyes rolled.
you'd grown up doing christmas a little differently from your wife, the stocking always sat on the foot of your bed rather than hung in the living room, a tradition you'd carried on through your daughter much to leahs protests it made everything ten times harder.
and tonight unfortunately, you were about to find out she was very very right.
you ever so carefully pushed open your daughters door, sticking your head in and surveying the room. "santa?" you heard a tired voice call out groggily, quickly pulling your head back and swearing under your breath, waiting by the door for a moment to see if she'd get up.
but it would seem the small blonde was at least half asleep as no footsteps sounded, and you hurried back to the bedroom where leah was nowhere to be seen, found in the living room meticulously organising the presents beneath the tree.
"we've got a problem." you sighed as she looked up with a frown and an eyebrow raised questioningly. "she's awake still? seriously? its nearly two in the morning babe this is ridiculous!" leah whispered as your eyes rolled.
"sort of, she's not quite asleep but she's not fully awake. we could wait a little while longer?" you sighed tiredly, running a hand through your hair as leah pulled a face.
"you and i both know she's not sleeping past five in the morning babe, no matter when she falls asleep, and i need sleep to deal with our families all day!" leah whined, head thumping against the wall.
"what and i don't leah? we'll just wait ten minutes and i'll check again!" you warned, your wife too tired to protest as she nodded, joining you on the lounge a few moments later.
sure enough when you popped your head in a little while later mila appeared to be sleeping, not a peep heard as you waited a few seconds to be sure, though your breath hitched as she tossed and turned suddenly.
"she's restless, i'm worried she'll wake up." you sighed as you returned to your bedroom where leah was waiting. "you're joking yeah? it'll be fine! lets just get it over and done with." the defender scoffed bluntly, trying to stand from the bed as you pushed at her chest and sent her bouncing back down.
"leah. we are not ruining the magic of christmas for our four year old daughter who loves santa." you growled tiredly, giving her a dirty look before disappearing into the en-suite, rummaging around for something.
"well we're also not being held hostage by that four year old for another hour!" your wife growled right back as she popped up in the doorway. "correct. so, time for plan b!" you stood and leahs hardened face fell seeing what you held in your hands.
"oh absolutely the fuck not. i know what you're thinking babe and thats not happening!"
only a few minutes later, it was most definitely happening despite your wives ongoing grumbles and mumbles of protest as you carefully stuck the cotton wool balls to her face.
"this is fucking ridiculous!" leah grunted unhappily, scrunching her nose up as you finished the makeshift beard, the blonde clad in a matching red arsenal tracksuit with a couple of pillows stuffed up her jumper and a white scarf tied around her waist.
"babe i look like a bloody garden gnome not santa!" leah whined as she caught sight of herself in the mirror and winced, a red arsenal beanie with a funnel under it to create somewhat of a makeshift santa hat teetering precariously on her head.
"she won't notice in the dark if she wakes up leah. you'll just crawl in, try not to wake her, get the stocking. we fill it, you crawl in and put it very carefully back, and we're off to bed!" you recounted, shoving her out of your bedroom and toward your daughters.
"go santa go!" you whispered, hand colliding with her ass encouragingly as she jumped in surprise and turned to give you a filthy look.
"oi you better watch it, elf." the blonde pointed menacingly as your eyes rolled, hiding a smile as your wife dropped to her stomach, pushing mila's door open and very carefully commando crawling inside.
you felt as though you couldn't breathe until she returned, a hand over your mouth to stop from laughing as she crawled out again a moment later dragging the stocking with her.
"don't you dare laugh." the older girl muttered, hitting you in the face with the stocking as the air of you hurried to fill it with presents quickly as possible, your breath again stopped as leah began the crawl inside to put it back.
thankfully despite a few tired mumbles and a sleepy roll over that had leah dropping flat to the floor, her mission was successful and a very sudden burst of adrenaline filled her body as she crawled out and ever so carefully pulled the door shut with a soft click.
your own bedroom door closing you squealed as a body hurtled into yours, a few loose cotton balls falling to hit you in the head as your back hit the mattress and your wife hovered over you with a cheeky grin and an all too familiar glint in her eyes.
"now i think santa deserves a little reward for all her hard hard work tonight my darling, don't you?"
#leah williamson x reader#leah williamson imagine#woso x reader#woso blurbs#woso fanfics#woso imagine
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god help me i sat down to draw some pieces for my portfolio but my brain refuses to think of anything other than those two stupid gays
#surely i can indulge and draw them but i havent worked on my portfolio for literal weeks#and i applied for part-time jobs SPECIFICALLY because i wanted to have time to focus on professional illustration. sigh#shut up mila
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MILA ALMOST COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE JUST HEARD . she shoots a look of disbelief in his direction , placing one hand dramatically on her chest .   â  wow , you did not just tell me that . in this heels ?   â  granted , they are not even considered high enough but there's no way mila would be taking the stairs down with them . at least not at the moment .   â  i look way too cute right now to be doing all that , julian . i think i'm fine being stuck here .   â  doesn't mean she's pleased about it , just that the idea of having to use the stairs sounds much worse than an unnecessary long elevator ride . one brow raised at his questions about the date  â  as someone who's just as nosy , mila couldn't even blame him for trying to pry . it's not like she could keep things to herself for long either .   â  if you must know , i haven't decided if i like the guy yet . he's kinda cute though , i could tell you that much . it's also our first date so i could only hope we would be the perfect match .   â  it's the same every time she goes on these dates , and although she usually tries to keep it light - hearted , she couldn't help but hope she would meet her one true love one day .   â  and god please , if i like somebody the whole world is going to know about it . i simply just can't keep my mouth shut .   â  a nod follows for emphasis , her gaze momentarily flickers towards the elevator door when it reaches another floor .   â  you know what ,   â  she breathes out , looking over at julian with a frown .   â  i've been here for  two years and all i get is a heartbreak .  do you think i should venture  out of town to find my soulmate or something ?   â
âyou could always get off at the next floor,â shrugs calmly, holding back his chuckle. it's not that he enjoys pissing people off, but watching reactions to small inconveniences surely did entertain him. âtake the stairs down, then be on your way to your date. but something tells me you're stalling, so either you don't actually want to be going on this date or it's with someone that you really like,â her insults are ignored entirely, more concerned with the date she was going on and why she would choose to stay for the whole ride instead of getting off. besides, he figured interrogation would be punishment enough. he could thank noa for his newfound gossipy nature, turning toward mila slightly. he's fully invested at this point, and actually hopes that she won't get off at the next floor. at least not until she's spilled everything about her date. âso, which one is it ? i'm leaning toward the latter, but now that i'm thinking about it, i don't think i've ever seen you bring anyone around ?" âŠÂ "and, seeing as i frequent these elevators, i would know. are you one of those sneaky dating types ? doesn't want anyone to know that you actually like them so you never bring them home ?" smug smirk settles onto his features, finally feeling like he'd gotten her back enough for her jabs. âhey, if it goes totally south we can sit in the elevator and play uno, or something.â
#triggered her yapping button now she wont shut up i fear#â mila bukowskiâ âșâ int .#â mila & julian .#astralfms
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GYMNASTICS LESSONS â
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PAIRING ⊠lando norris x fem!gymnastics teacher!reader
SUMMARY ⊠you're a gymnastics teacher, and you manage to catch the eye of an f1 driver one friday night, though you both recall the way in which you met in different ways. [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ⊠cursing
REQUESTED ⊠here!
NOTES ⊠i altered the request slightly and made it so that lando was picking up his niece from the gymnasium instead. reader lives in bristol in the uk & has a sibling. for the sake of this fic, let's pretend that all the drivers are friends off of the grid!! the fc i've used is pamela hughes, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are closed at the moment.
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yourusername all mine â€ïžâđ„â€ïžâđ„
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landonorris so...it's finally working then??
yourusername idk it's not coming into effect yet tbh
landonorris might have to come pick up mila a third time then
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charles_leclerc right?
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getting your daughter to sleep through the night proves difficult... mostly for alexia. little mila blurb :) brief mention of anxiety, no other warnings!
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It wasnât even the baby crying that woke you up. It was the quiet sniffles and whimpers from next to you in bed that really woke up. You were expecting Mila to cry; sleep training her was going⊠rather roughly. It was difficult, because sometimes there would be long stretches where she would sleep through the night, and other times there would be weeks on end that sheâd wake up throughout the night. The baby was going through a sleep regression at the moment, though, which restarted the conversation about sleep training. She was already 8 months, and well past ready for it, but youâd been met with resistance. Not just from Mila, but also from Alexia.Â
You knew it went against every single one of your wifeâs instincts to let Mila cry it out. It felt that way for you, too, but you were a much heavier sleeper, and for some reason, much more convinced that sleep training was the way to go. Alexia had many hesitations. The biggest of which was that if her baby cried for her, she was going to comfort her.Â
So, waking up to crying wasnât new. Waking up to Alexia crying, though? That was new.Â
âLove?â You asked groggily, rolling over to face your wife, who was staring up at the ceiling with tears streaming down her face. You didnât really process the crying coming from the baby monitor, much too concerned with why your stoic wife was in pieces next to you, in the middle of the night. Alexia only let out a soft cry in response, one not unlike the sound your daughter made.Â
âWhatâs wrong, baby?â you cooed, allowing Alexia to roll into you and sob roughly into your chest. She shook her head, not giving you an answer. âTell me, what is it?â You pressed.Â
âShe sounds so sad,â Alexia cried. Realization washed over you, and you shut your eyes tightly for a minute, not proud of the annoyance that washed over you. This process could have been done already if it hadnât been for Alexiaâs insistence to bring Mila to sleep in your bed any time she cried.
âI know, Ale. Sheâs okay, though. Sheâll fall back asleep soon.â You soothed, carding your fingers through her hair in a manor you hoped was comforting. Â
âNo, she needs me.â Alexia complained, looking up at you with a pout that, again, really resembled your daughterâs. You fought back a smile at the sight, stroking her cheek delicately.Â
âSheâs fine. Sheâs old enough for this, Alexia. She has to learn how to self-soothe.âÂ
Alexia frowned at you. âShe doesnât. Itâs unnecessary, I will always be there to soothe my baby.â Alexia knew she was being ridiculous, but she couldnât help it. All the little cries radiating from the baby monitor were making her feel like she was being stabbed repeatedly.Â
âAlexia,â you sighed. Maybe it was the hour of the night, or maybe it was the emotions your wife was feeling, but your words sounded condescending to her. She didnât appreciate that. Being so emotional was new to her, and she was still self conscious about it, and this felt like you were making fun of her for it. She rolled off of you, refusing to meet your gaze.Â
âI do not understand how this is so easy for you.â Alexia said accusingly.Â
And maybe because you were exhausted, you took that in a worse way than Alexia intended. âYes, Alexia, it is SO easy for me to hear my baby cry for me, and not go to her. Donât be ridiculous.â You bit back.
âWell, it seems easier.â Alexia scoffed.Â
âIt seems easier because one of us has to put their foot down about this, and itâs clearly not going to be you. Iâm doing whatâs best for Mila.âÂ
âAnd I am not. You are the perfect mother, with all the right opinions, and I am wrong about everything.â Alexia exaggerated, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms over her chest. It was a low blow; Alexia knew that you felt like far from the perfect mother, and it felt like she was throwing that in your face.Â
A few tears stung your eyes, and you shook your head, moving to slide out of the bed. âIâm going to sleep on the couch.â You mumbled startling slightly when a large arm wrapped around your waist and pulled you back.Â
âNo, no please stay. I am sorry, so sorry. I am just upset, I did not mean any of that. Please, please stay.â Alexia pleaded, and something in her tone, something more than sincerity, had you turning around and looking carefully at your wife. You should have seen it before, that she wasnât just upset about this. In your defense, she had promised to be better about telling you.Â
âWhatâs going on?â You asked, although you knew, placing a gentle hand on Aleâs cheek.Â
She breathed deeply for a few seconds before she spoke. âI am anxious.â She admitted, voice barely audible. âI cannot fall asleep, and it just gets worse and worse every time she wakes up and cries, I feel like I am going to throw up.â
âAle,â you sighed, seeing for the first time how pale your wife looked, how unsteady. âAre you going to be sick?â It wouldnât be the first time. Alexia hadn't ever experienced anxiety like this in her life, and was horrified the first time it happened. The first time Mila got a little cold, and Alexia worked herself up so much that she made herself sick. She was so embarrassed, even as you reassured her that it was a completely normal symptom of anxiety. It had only happened a few times since, but Alexia always got so teary and emotional when it happened.Â
She shook her head though, taking another deep breath. âÂżPuedo tener un abrazo, por favor?â
âOf course you can.â You told her, sliding off the bed and standing with your arms open on the side of it, knowing it was Alexiaâs favorite way to hug you. It made her feel smaller than you, made her feel protected and safe. Alexia scooted over right away, wrapping her arms tightly around you, her head pressed against your chest. âMila is okay, baby. Sheâs fine, sheâs getting quieter, sĂ?âÂ
That didnât seem to make Alexia feel better, though, her breathing picking up again as she tilted her head up, and rested her chin on your chest.Â
âCan I please go check on her?â Alexia asked shakily. You didnât want it to be like this; good cop bad cop. Alexia asking you permission to do things. She was just as much her mother as you were, and if Alexia needed to check on her, that was always going to be okay. You knew your wife wouldnât relax until she saw that the baby was okay.Â
âGo get her, bring her back here.â You said, smiling to yourself when Alexia practically ran from the room. You heard her over the monitor entering the room, and you melted a little at how soft she sounded.Â
âHola mi princesa, estĂĄs bien, estĂĄs bien. Te tengo mi bebe, te tengo.â Alexia cooed. You could hear the moment she picked Mila up, the babyâs cries instantly quieting as she snuggled close to her mami. âTe amo, te amo, te amo, te amo,â Alexia repeated, her voice fading from the monitor as she walked back towards the bedroom.Â
Mila was practically already asleep when Alexia walked back into the room with her, and you resisted the urge to point out that she was probably only a few minutes away from falling asleep herself. Alexia didn't need that right now.Â
Your wife slid back onto the bed, laying Mila on her chest, fixing you with a sheepish smile as she did so.Â
âDo you feel better?â You asked. Alexia nodded, though she avoided your eyes and her face burned red. âYou donât need to be embarrassed, itâs okay. I shouldnât have been so harsh earlier. I know this is hard for you, I should have been more understanding. Iâm sorry this makes you so nervous.â
âI am sorry too. I was not kind to you, I was just very upset.â Alexia explained, absentmindedly rubbing one large hand over Milaâs back. The baby was wearing a onesie with footballs all over it, and she looked so snuggly and adorable laid on your wife, it was hard to focus on Alexiaâs words. âI do not want to be a⊠helicopter parent. Sometimes I get so scared, though, I just need to know she is okay.âÂ
âThat makes sense, Ale, thatâs okay. I just need to know when youâre anxious and you need to see her, and when youâre just upset that sheâs upset.âÂ
âI can do that.â Alexia said. âI just⊠I love her so much. Look at her, amor. She is so perfect.âÂ
You both looked down at the baby, who was sitting up under the gaze of you both. She slid off Alexia, plopping down in between the two of you, a gummy smile on her face.Â
âHi my baby,â you cooed, completely and utterly distracted from the conversation youâd been having with your wife. Mila sighed, flopping down until her head was resting on your pillow, though her face was turned towards Alexia. âYou see your Mami?â You asked, not really expecting any kind of response.
Alexia turned on her side, grinning at her daughter. âHola Milabear,â she whispered, booping the baby on her nose. Mila giggled, a sound that made you both melt into a puddle. Alexia reached out and grabbed her, easily lifting the baby up into the air and flying her around, making airplane sounds.Â
âAlexia, it is supposed to be bedtime.â You admonished, though you couldnât wipe the grin off your face as Mila continued to giggle, and your wife continued to look so light and happy.Â
âWe are having Mila and Mami time, amor, I cannot interrupt.â Alexia said, bringing the baby down to kiss her nose every few seconds. âMila and Mami.â She whispered again, finally laying Mila back down on her chest. Her hand stroked over the back of the babyâs head, trying to calm the now very awake child down.Â
âMmmm,â Mila hummed, squirming around in Alexia's grasp until she was sat up on top of your wife, staring down at her. âMmmm. Mami.â She babbled, catching one of Alexiaâs fingers and trying to drag it into her mouth.Â
âWhat?â Alexia said, her face completely stricken with surprise.Â
âMaaaami,â Mila sang again, giggling at the silly look on her Mamiâs face.Â
âAmor!â Alexia shouted, glancing ecstatically at you while sitting up suddenly and holding Mila up so the baby was at eye level with her. Evidently, the abrupt action startled Mila, and she immediately burst into tears. âNo, no no no. I am sorry mi niña, I did not mean to scare you.â Alexia soothed, pulling Mila in and rocking her back and forth soothingly.Â
âMami,â Mila whimpered sadly, hiding her face in your wifeâs shirt. Alexia was in tears, too, but had the biggest smile youâd ever seen on her face, staring at you in wonder.Â
âShe said my name.â She murmured, almost looking confirmation that she wasnât having some kind of auditory hallucination.Â
âShe did.â You smiled, reaching out to run your fingers through Milaâs short curls.Â
âI canât believe she said my name first.â Alexia continued, holding the baby to her in a way that made you doubt whether she would ever let go.Â
âMe neither. I carry her for 9 months, get my body cut open so she can be born, and this is how she repays me?â You joked, not really caring at all that Mila had chosen Alexiaâs name to be her first word.Â
âIâm sorry, amor. Weâve been practicing, but we practice your name too, I promise.â Alexia said worriedly, her eyes scanning your face for any hint that you were being serious.Â
You laughed at how concerned she was, leaning over to kiss her cheek. âIâm kidding, Ale. You are a great Mami, and Mila is very lucky to have you. Which I think she knows.â You nodded your head to where the baby had fisted Alexiaâs sleep shirts in her tiny hands, her eyes sliding shut as she nuzzled in close to Aleâs chestÂ
Alexia blushed hard, her face turning bright red. âI am more lucky to have her and you both.â She mumbled, somehow allergic to taking compliments when it came to being a good mother. You shook your head, laying back down on the bed and pulling Alexia to join you. Only when you were both resting against your pillows, Mila passed out in between you, did you reply.
Pressing your forehead to your wifes, you poured all your love and admiration into your words. âWe are the most lucky to have you, Alexia. You are the best wife, and the best Mami, and I love you very much.âÂ
If possible, Alexia blushed even harder, nudging her face into the crook of your neck. âI love you.â Her words were muffled, but you could feel her sincerity.Â
You sighed happily, thinking that youâd be content to stay right here, with both your girls, forever.Â
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âSo, when weâre on the topic, did any of you know that the world cup wasnât Alexiaâs first time dyeing her a crazy color?â You ask your scattered teammates, the team bonding being at your and Alexiaâs place after a lot of fuss. The midfielder slung across your lap looked at you with wide eyes, the story embarrassing from her perspective.
âAmor, letâs not talk about thatâ Alexiaâs nails close around the skin of your torso where your shirt had ridden up. The action makes you yelp, it being fairly unexpected, but out of your peripheral you can see the way she smirked in self amusement.
âNo, no, letâs talk about it.â Mapiâs face is lit up by a mischievous grin, clearly wanting to hear the embarrassing story. It was the first time since her injury that she seemed like herself again, sheâd been so sullen as of late.
âYeah Ale, we want to hear the story.â Pina shouted from her place across from where you and Alexia sat together, her back leaning against the couch as Patri poked at her. The younger girl is getting all the more annoyed at her best friend's repetitive actions, slapping away her hand every so often.
âPor favor Ale, itâs a funny story.â Your hands run up and down her thighs softly, squeezing ever so lightly at times. Itâs fun to see the way her resolve breaks with every stroke of your hands, the way her eyes slowly shut as she thinks about the implications that the story might bring.
âOkay then, tell it, but you have to finish what you started later.â The last part is whispered only for you to hear, leading to an embarrassing dark red color spreading across your cheeks. You sit up straighter and shift the midfielder around on your lap for it to be more comfortable for you both.
âLet me take you all back in time, sometime in September of 2010âŠâ
September 7th, 2010.
âAmor please, Iâm in need of some new hoodies, since you steal them all as soon as I put them on.â You pleaded with your girlfriend, the muddy clothes covering your body nearly leaving a trail of dirt behind you.
âThatâs just because you buy the best hoodies, it is not my fault.â She puts her hands up in an âIâm innocentâ gesture, the girl looking at you with her most innocent expression. You werenât asking for much, wanting her to bike with you to the mall located an hour away to spend some time together.
Well, it wasnât like you were apart often, the two of you stuck at the hips.
âI need clothes, you donât want Mila to see me shirtless, right?â Mila was another girl in your team, a girl that pretty clearly had a crush on you, something that Alexia detested.
âNo. Youâll just have to wear my clothes I guess.â Her little self-assured smirk melted your heart, a puddle at the bottom of your stomach.
âMhm sure, your clothes donât fit me amor, but good try.â You wink at the brunette, her shy smile covering her lips.
âY/n Y/l/n, you better have not tracked dirt into my house.â Alexiaâs mum, Eli, called out to you. She knew your habits and how youâd always forget that your shorts were dripping dirt.
âI havenât Mrs Putellas, I promise.â Eli always knew when you were lying, and that sing-songy tone was a sure sign.
âOkay, but youâre the one whoâs going to wash up. And once again, call me Eli.â Your cheeks darken at the reprimanding tone your second mother used. The Putellas family was as much family as your own.
âYes Eli.âÂ
âY/n/n, Iâm going to take a shower, you stay out here. Donât sit on the furniture until weâve washed you off.â Alexia is already halfway up the stairs when she calls out for you, her sister peeking her head out of her room at the sound of your girlfriend's voice.
âSo, Y/n, I heard that you were having trouble getting Alexia to agree with you and I have a preposition for you.â The young girl told you, your face showing the confusion you were experiencing.
âPreposition? Where did you learn these words Alba?â Her expression turned into that of a nonchalant person, waving it away.
âDonât you worry about it, now I want to pull a prank on Ale, but I need money and help for it, and you need hoodies. So you give me money, and Iâll buy a couple of hoodies at the mall, then you help me set the prank up, okay?â She went through the plan like it was the easiest thing in the world, and really it wasnât that difficult.
âHow much money do you need? And what is the prank?â You asked the girl, her smile immediately turning mischievous.
âOh I need like 100 euros, so we prank Ale by putting that temporary hair dye in her shampoo, the one that goes away in a few washes, give her a scare.â Alba rubbed her hands together like a supervillain would, laughing evilly.
âAlba? What are you doing? Stop trying to scare my girlfriend off.â Alexia, freshly showered, comes back down the stairs to the sight of her kid sister imitating the joker. âCome on amor, itâs your turn to shower.â Your girlfriend led you up the stairs by your arm, giving you the chance to look back at her still laughing sister. Nodding, the younger girl knows that youâve agreed to her plan.
ââââ
âWait, so it was Albaâs idea?â Mapi asks full of confusion, she didnât know that you and Alba had been so conspiring.
âYeah, but I had to do basically everything.âÂ
âââ-
âIs that enough?â You hand your girlfriendâs younger sister a bunt of money, the girl looking over it quickly and giving you a quick thumbs up.
âMama, Alinaâs dad is driving us to the mall, Iâm going now.â The girl was clever, that much you couldnât deny.Â
âChoose a good color now Alba, okay?â She nods quickly at your quiet whisper, she knows not to choose black or blonde or any other boring color.
As she leaves, you make your way up to Alexiaâs room, tripping over the random footballs laying all over her floor. On the soft bed she laid, your amazing girlfriend whom you couldnât love any more even if you tried. Her smile distracted you even more as you tripped once again, hands catching your body.
âBĂ©bĂ©, you need to be more careful, you canât be tripping and falling like that. We need you on the pitch.â She chastises you playfully, eyes flitting over your prone body.Â
âYeah yeah I know, Iâve heard it before, youâre just so distracting.â You push yourself off the floor in one swift move, ending up on the brunetteâs bed. She smiles as you shimmy your body up the bed, eventually settling comfortably beside her.
Your hand comes up to cup her jaw softly, thumb moving over her bottom lip, pulling it down carefully. She leans in slightly, letting you make the first move to initiate the kiss. Your lips meet hers in a soft embrace only moments later, pushing your tongue inside her mouth.
The impromptu make out session ends when thereâs a knock at the door, Alexiaâs father peeking in to see what you were doing. He isnât shocked to see the two of you laying next to each other, talking.Â
All you could think there was âthank fuck for quick reflexesâ.
âCome on amor, Iâm taking you on a date.â You pat her leg as to tell her to get up from her position on the bed.Â
âWhere are we going?â She jumps off the bed and sprints over to the wardrobe in the corner of her room, throwing the door open to ruffle through her clothes.
âI was thinking that we could go to a restaurant maybe, I want to spoil you.â The hand that holds up your head shakes when she glares at you with that sexy intensity, like she knew about your shenanigans with her sister.
âWhat are you planning?â She asks suspiciously, eyes reduced to slits as she looks at you.
âNothing! I swear itâs nothing.â Alexia looks at you for another second, trying to decipher if you were telling the truth, which she seemingly deems you to have done.
âIâm watching you, donât think Iâm not.âÂ
âI know you are, Iâm so hot that you canât keep your eyes off me.â You can see the way her eyes roll at your fake enthusiasm, shaking her head like a mother would at their child doing something funny that they definitely shouldnât.
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âAnother question, why would you take her on a date?â This time itâs Pina who asks, tilting her head at you.
âWell Pina, thatâs what you do when you have a girlfriend whoâs as hot as mine, and Iâll get to the other reason soon.â The girlfriend in question turns her head toward you, her fiery cheeks catching your attention.
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âWow, that was incredible.â Taking her to one of the most expensive restaurants in the city wasnât on your list of what to do, but alas that was what happened.
You wanted to treat her before you pranked her.
âThank you for taking me here bĂ©bĂ©, the food was amazing and the company was even better.â You smile at her kind words, swirling the cola around in your wine glass.
The server comes back with your card after a few moments, just as you tell Alexia that you were going to the bathroom. The text you send to her sister gets an almost instant answer, telling you that everything was set up and ready.
âAmor? You ready to go?â She picks up her jacket at the question, walking with you to the exit of the restaurant. Her red lipstick smudges against your cheek as she presses a kiss to your cheek, the dark night sky lit up by the stars.
âTe amo bĂ©bĂ©, thank you so much for this.â You canât help but smile at her, she was all you wanted and more.
The rest of the walk back to Alexiaâs house was spent in comfortable conversation, the girl asking if you wanted to stay over at hers.
When you both arrived home, she told you that she was going to take a quick shower whilst you made yourself comfortable in her bed.
Thankfully she canât see the way your eyes widen, knowing that your plan was going to make itâs appearance way too early.
Waiting for Alexia to get out of the shower was almost as anxiety inducing as the prank itself, her reaction was sure to be good though.
It was when you were playing around with some stuff on her desk that you heard her furious voice calling out for you and her sister.
âY/N! ALBA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!â You rush out into the hallway to be met with Alexia in a black towel, her now blueish hair dripping onto the floor.
Alba runs into your back only moments later, looking like she was going to piss herself with laughter seeing Alexiaâs face.
âWhat is this?â Alexia asks sternly, pointing at her hair. Alba doubles over in laughter, but you just stand there with a guilty look on your face. You recognise the expression on her face, one of incredible rage.
âWe switched out your shampoo for hair dye, oh you shouldâve seen the look on your face.â Alba says through laughs, her hand over her stomach, doubled over.
âWHAT.âÂ
âAmor, itâs not permanent, itâs gonna go back to normal in a few washes, right Alba?â The young girl looks up at you guiltily, her not immediately agreeing, making you worried. âRight Alba?â
âUhm, I mightâve accidentally bought the permanent one, pleasedontkillmeAle.â At the murderous glare she gets, the young girl runs off, her sister staying rooted in front of you.
âDonât lie to me, were you involved in this?â At that moment you felt the most fear youâd ever felt, she was glaring at you like she glared at your opponents.
âYes, I gave her the money and got you out of the house.â You answer truthfully, the wrath sheâd get if you lied was way worse than anything else.
âGet out of my house.â Her voice is stone cold as she orders you to get out.
âAmor please, Iâm so sorry-â
âNo. Get out.â This time you didnât even try to argue, her tone held one of finality.
And so, you walked home in the now cold night, freezing like no other. You deserved it though, of course you had to prank her.
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âWait, how did you get her back? I mean youâre together now so you had to get her back somehow.â Lucy asks, the third time someone has asked something during the duration of your story.
âShush, Iâm getting to it.â
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Alexia hadnât responded to your texts the entire weekend, she was reading them, but not responding. Though you had heard from her sister that sheâd decided to commit to the blue hair and got it fixed at the salon.
Even though youâd apologized 100 000 times, she wouldnât forgive you, and when she passed you in the hallways without saying a word, you decided it was time to take out the big guns.
Sprinting over to the middle school her sister went to, you quickly got her out of class. Alba looked at you weirdly when you told her teacher that you were there to take her to the doctors, even more so when you gave the teacher a paper, but nonetheless she followed you out.
âY/n, what are you doing?â She asked curiously, looking up at you.
âWe are going to make it right between me and Alexia, you are going to help me.â
The preparations only took a few minutes, the only hard part being stealing the ladder from the janitor's office, your elaborate plan was relatively easy to execute.
You knew at what time Alexia got out of class, it wasnât hard when that was the class you were absent from. But it seems like the teacher was keeping her after class as you and Alba hid behind a nearby row of lockers.
âWhere is she?â Alba whispered sharply, looking at you like you were stupid.Â
âSoon, she was probably just kept after class.â You whisper back just as harshly, the hallways empty by now leading you to spot your girlfriends much easier.
You can see her angry movements as she throws open her locker, taking out a few books. Sheâs closed it by the time that you reach her, Alba hidden behind you.
âClose it again.â You tell her, the woman looking at you with a mean glare, a glare that lightens when she sees the hopeful look in your eyes. The smile on your face widens as Alexia opens her locker again, gesturing for Alba to climb up the ladder and start pouring water onto your head.
Your hair plasters against your forehead, cold water making your clothes stick to your body. When you deem it enough, you quickly knock at her open locker door, the girl closing her locker again.
She canât help but smile at the idiocy that was going on, her sister pouring water over your head with a flower waterer. In your hands were flowers, her favorite flowers.
âAlexia, Iâm so sorry for pranking you, it wasnât right even though you look amazing. Please let me make it up to you.â The water that ran down your face and into your mouth quickly turned your speech slightly slurred but Alexia couldn't help but think of how adorable you looked, doing the rain apology inside only for her.
âItâs okay, I forgave you as soon as I saw how hot I looked with this hair color. Just donât do it again.â She breaks out in a full fledged smile, seeing how the water suddenly stops running down your face and how a paper rainbow appears above your head. âOh look, it stopped raining.â
âCâmere.â You pull her into you by her waist, her lips meeting yours sweetly, before the sound of gagging breaks you apart.
âYou guys are disgusting.â Alba exclaims as she gets down from the ladder, scrunching her nose at you.
âHow did you even get Alba here bĂ©bĂ©?â Alexia questions, you looking at her sheepishly.
âI may or may not have forged your mothers signature so I could get her out of class.â Your girlfriend slaps your arm at the confession, glaring at you playfully.
âMama is going to be so mad when she finds out.âÂ
âMeh, we all know that Iâm the favourite.âÂ
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âThatâs how you got her back?â Lucy asks, her eyebrows raised at the peculiar way of apologising.
âYup, she couldnât resist my charm.â You tease the girl sitting on your lap, slipping your hand into hers, fingers fitting perfectly between hers.
âAnd Eli wasnât mad when she found out?â Pina asks, the girl practically family.
âOh, she was furious with me but only for a little, I am the favourite child after all.â Alexia rolls her eyes at you lovingly, the smile on her face tells you as much. You couldnât believe that she was real, and that she was yours.
âItâs not like capi to let you get away scot free.â Mapi teases, the two of you had gotten up to a lot of shenanigans during your shared time at Barça and youâd always gotten punished somehow.
âShe didnât, I had to wear childrenâs clothes for a month after that since I quote âcouldnât grow upâ, and yes there are pictures.â The girls around you immediately start trying to convince you to show them the photos, which you do after some convincing (and maybe one or two promises to take responsibility for your next prank.)Â
Safe to say that you get teased for the foreseeable future, though they do leave you alone after youâve finally proposed after nearly 16 years of dating their captain.
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you really hadnât thought this through.
despite avoiding everyone all day, you couldnât help yourself when you remembered the secret party in the woods.
older campers sneaking out into the woods, drinking and dancing, acting like normal teenagers. to forget that you werenât a regular human in high school.
somehow, after a blur of a night, you found yourself stumbling down the trail, giggling to yourself when you tripped over some roots in the ground, you were dizzy and in the back of your head you knew how much youâd regret it in the morning, but at the moment, you finally felt carefree.
that was until, a root that had been tripped over so many times it now stuck out of the ground very prominently approached, your foot hooked under it as you went tumbling forward.
you braced for the impact of dirt across your face, eyes squeezed shut as your nose scrunched, but it never came, it felt as if you were floating in the middle of the trail.
that was the alcohol that made you feel that, not noticing the two hands holding up your shoulder, beginning to help you stand up straight.
âhuh- oh my gods! luke castellan!â you giggled at the sight of him, he was obviously sober, how unfun.
âhey.â he breathed, the corners of his mouth twitching up, âyouâre very drunk.â
ânuh uh.â you denied, shaking your head viciously making you dizzy and stumble backwards but he caught you immediately.
âuh yeah, you are.â he stated, his hand hovered over your back to help guide you down the trail, âletâs get you back to your cabin.â
your arm swung over his shoulder, suddenly having to catch your weight as you leaned into him, his hand snaked around your waist to help you walk.
he focused on guiding your uncoordinated feet down the very trippable path, not noticing the way your eyes were kept on him the entire time, a quiet giggle escaped you every so often but he didnât question what the alcohol might have you thinking.
he was so focused on ignoring his sweaty palms at your sudden proximity and on making sure you didnât trip, he almost missed the feeling of your hand sliding up the back of his head and disappearing into his curls.
he almost missed it.
âwhat are you doing?â he said but it came out more of a shaky whisper.
he didnât know why he was so suddenly nervous around the girl he barely knew, to anyone else it might have been obvious though.
âyour hair- itâs so soft.â you giggled as you got interrupted by a hiccup, causing more uncontrollable laughter, but your hand never left his hair.
finally you reached the cabins, now with you giggling and luke bright red with very messy hair. he walked you up to apollo cabin, âget some sleep.â he said your name softly, a lopsided grin on his face.
âgoodnight luke castellan!â you bellowed, he winced, it was a little too loud to be talking while past curfew surrounded by cabins of sleeping campers, but it also just made his smile widen as you stumbled inside.
acting like this for a girl he barely knew? it was over for him.
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