#shut up jocelynn

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Tagged by @steven-unimemes (go follow them they’re a peach)

Coke or pepsi: probs coke

Disney or dreamworks: definitely Disney (but I also love dreamworks a whole lot because memes)

Coffee or tea: I like bot

Books or movies: books because man do I love to read

Windows or mac: I don’t really have a preference but I have a windows laptop

DC or marvel: marvel obviously, everyone knows it’s way better

Xbox or PlayStation: Xbox but only because I like the controllers more

Dragon age or mass effect: I’ve only played dragon age (both origins and inquisition) so dragon age

Night owl or early riser: I stayed up until 6 am last night

Cards or chess: cards because I suck at chess so much

Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla has always been my fave out of everything

Vans or converse: I like the aesthetic of converse but vans are way more comfortable, but I wear more converse more so I’m going with converse

Fluff or angst: both are swell

Beach or forest: I like trees more than sand

Dogs or cats: you can’t make me choose you fuckers

Clear skies or rain: rain, but only a specific type during fall where it’s chilly but not freezing and the sky is all dark and cloudy and it’s not raining too hard but just enough so you can hear it on the roof

Cooking or eating out: cooking

Spicy or mild food: spicy all the wayyyy

Halloween or Christmas: Halloween because I live for spooks

Would you rather be forever a little too hot or a little too cold: cold because at least you get to always be bundled up, being hot would just be a nuisance

If you could have a super power, what would it be: the super power of being not awkward in social situations

Animation or live action: def animation

Baths or showers: showers but I’m that weird person that takes showers sitting down

Team cap or team iron man: cap all the way, iron man is a little punk

Fantasy or sci-fi: I went through a fantasy phase dying middle school, but I can safely say it’s sci-fi now

YouTube or Netflix: podcasts

When you feel accomplished: after I actually do something and don’t sit on my butt for the whole day

Star Wars or Star Trek: never seen Star Trek

Paperback or hardback books: paperback because they’re cheaper and I’m broke

Horror or romcom: HORROR ALL THE WAY

TV shows or movies: movies because I can never seem to keep up with shows

Favorite animal: this adorable little thing called a red panda they’re so cute

Favorite genre of music: like a chill rock??? That’s slightly electro??? Is that a genre???

Least favorite book: The Bounty by that one person

Favorite season: autumn

Sparkly or shiny: SPARKLES

Salty or savory foods: salty (salt and vinegar chips are the best kind anyone who says otherwise can fite me)

Road trips or airplane flights: flying in an airplane scares me to death

Gay or European: I’m not European but I am like half gay (im bi)

Favorite instrument: I’ll forever stay loyal to my acoustic guitar

Favorite flowers: tiger lilies

If you were born the opposite sex, what would you be called: Thomas (thank god I was a girl)

I tag @polarized-flower @pwxul @agresties @pinebon @onlyoni-6669 @memyselfandbooks24 @antisocial-o-sloth @acaciadoesstufd @kimicapucciny @hidcki @its-just-a-fandom-thing

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Medina: you haven’t payed me a nighttime visit in a long time...let alone with friends!...what’s the deal?

Louis: STOP THINKING I DON’T KNOW! i saw your files, i saw the pictures...i konw what you’re hiding 

Jocelynn: CALM DOWN

Louis: shut the f*ck up!

Medina: get out now...and whatever you’re trying to do...stop before it’s too late

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Tagged by @shriika (pls follow them they're a dream) 

Name: Jocelynn 

Gender: female 

Star sign: cancer (which is pretty spot on because man do I cry a lot) 

Height: 5'2" (shut up I'm small) 

Sexual orientation: bisexual 

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff 

Favorite color: yellow 

Favorite time of day: when it's really late at night and every one is sleeping and it's quiet and peaceful 

Average hours of sleep: haha what's sleep 

Favorite fictional characters: lance, pidge, bee, amethyst, peridot, pearl, and like a whole lot of others I can't think of right now (sorry to all of them)

Favorite singer / band: Hippo Campus, Elephant Gym, and Shawn Wasabi 

Dream trip: traveling across the US and checking out every single Theme Park that exists

Dream job: geriatric nurse

When was this blog made: early last year

What made you make this blog: I was in a whole lot of fandoms and needed to interact with my people

I tag @slashpeanut @embrieka @sackofeyes @technicallyimtrash @voidvarmit @leakingstarlight @dramatically-lazuli @lwillchangethislater @radio-galaxy @sburbanjumble @peri-space-dorito

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I feel like this has happened at least once

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I was tagged by the super cool cat @arachno-va (go follow them they’re wonderful)

I tag @ivelostallcontrolofmylife @icecreamisbae234 @mr-universe99 @endercursty @goopy-amethyst @scribbletea @minami-kenjirou @patheticteenagewriter @steven-unimemes @satansweaterpaws @unetflix

RULES:  Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you.

Their questions:

1) If you had a theme song, what would it be? It would probably be this song because first of all, I’m a major nerd, and second doesn’t everyone want to be the very best like no one ever was?

2) What animal most resembles you and why? Definitely a cat because I just like to do nothing all day and I don’t have a lot of energy to do anything but I like cuddling

3) If you were a chosen one, would you drop everything and become a hero? Um, to be honest, I probably wouldn’t, I don’t like doing long quests or any of that jazz (oops)

4) You have the ability to have superpowers but only if you become a villain, do you do it? Hell fekin yeah I’d do it! But I wouldn’t be a major villain, I’d just inconvenience people

5) What color do you think your aura would be/ what have others said it was? I’d like to think it would be yellow, because yellow means happy and upbeat, and that’s what I think of myself as

6) What is your favorite AU for your otp? Dang that’s a hard one! I really love the Galra!Keith and Altean!Lance one, but the Spideypool AU is good too

7) What would you say is your best quality? I’d like to think that I can cheer people up when they’re feeling a bit down, but all of my friends tell me I give the best hugs, so I’ll go with those two

8) You’ve heard rumors about an abandoned theme park being haunted and no one comes back out once they go in…do you check it out? Do i look like an idiot? I’ve watched enough horror movies to know better, thank you very much

9) Would you rather have your eyes glow in the dark or hear a scary noise in the dark but never knowing what it is? How is that even a question? Glow in the dark eyes would be super cool! I wouldn’t even need to turn on my booklight so i could read at night!

10) Would you rather take over the world with an iron fist or have a lifetime supply of french fries? World domination sounds like a lot of work, I’d rather have the fries

11) What creeps you out the most? My little sister falls out of her bed a lot during the night, and most of the time she’s still kinda foggy from waking up so she just stands by her bed, and let me tell you, waking up to see her just standing there is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen

My questions:

1) Dog or cat person?

2) Favorite time of day?

3) What’s the worst pun you can think of?

4) Favorite thing about yourself?

5) Any hobbies?

6) Earliest memory you remember?

7) Books or video games?

8) If you could go anywhere on the Earth, where would you go?

9) Opinion on socks?

10) What’s a food that you hate?

11) If you had one wish that could come true, what would you wish for?

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I just got my sapphire pin in the mail and she’s beautiful?????? @zzleigh thank you so so so much you just don’t know how much I lover her! (also the peridot sticker is literally the best ever she already has a home on my sketchbook cover)

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You guys remember the voltron valentines day cards right? Well I may have gotten the entirety of my younger siblings into voltron (let me just say I have never been prouder of myself) so a couple weeks ago I printed them out and made sure every one would get their favorite character (every one had a different one which was also nice). After that I was like “you know i just can’t give them this flimsy ass card, I’ve gotta get candy too” so this whole time I’ve been trying to subtly ask everyone their favorite kind of candy, so now I’m 15 dollars short because i got everyone big ass bags / multiple bars of their favorite candy, but let me tell you it was fukin worth it. I pulled that shit out today, and everyone was so excited and they all put their cards in their own special place for them, and they’re eating their candy, and they keep saying thank you, and legit my little sister actually cried when she saw her allura card, and honestly i have never been happier

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Look at my beautiful baby pigeon they’re so cute

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I couldn’t help myself, Skinny and Carnelian were just too cute not to fuse them!

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I couldn’t help myself

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I got really bored last night around 3 am so I stole my sister’s acrylics and this happened???

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It is 3 am and I am awake out of spite

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Psssstttt here’s your gumceline @jess-the-vampire! I know you didn’t get exactly what you wanted for the atsecretsanta so I decided to make something for you as well!!! Hope you like it and happy holidays!!!!!

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Here’s my atss present for my new friend @endercursty!!! Hope you like your two gay girlfriends Christmas shopping!!!!!

Also shout out to @soupery for making this whole thing happen, you’re a super cool cat!!!