#shut up emily

[emilylorange]

Hello #PortfolioDay! I'm an illustrator currently working in the ttrpg and indie game spaces.

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[spacediddly]

The thing about Hilson is that it wouldn’t work if Wilson wasn’t as batshit as House.

If Wilson was just an average guy, House would get bored and move on. Instead though, Wilson plays along with a lot of House’s schemes, and even gets into some nonsense of his own - the guitar kidnapping; literal gay chicken; hell, the first time they meet is because Wilson breaks that antique mirror with that bottle, and that made House think he was the only interesting guy there. If Wilson was just some dude - a plain James - House would think; “Who is this guy?.. I’m going to fuck him and move on.”

But because it’s Wilson, and Wilson is on the same level of batshit nonsense as House (he’s just better at hiding it than House, who really couldn’t give a fuck), that House bails this guy out of jail and is like “Who is this guy?.. I’m going to have a strange and unhealthy codependent relationship with him, and we’re going to be the only ones to stick by each other through thick and thin, and run away to live out our final days on this earth together… Also I’m going to fuck him.”

[userobiwan]

I JUST FINISHED MY MASTERS THESIS

[transzojja]

If only ANET saw her the way I do...

[emistiel]

it's been over 5 years and I'm still upset that everything ended with bart locked up in blackwing

[morndas]

my birthday is coming up this weekend and i’ve grown to dread it so much that there’s a literal pit in my stomach. it’s the one day a year i am made painfully aware of how little i am considered by people i’d do anything for

[onlinegirl420]

I have to admit something. When I was in 8th grade I had to do a report on presidents so I picked McKinley because that's who the high school in glee was named from

[walkingintheheartbreaksatellite]

Anyone got any recs for things that help with mental breakdowns?

[taylorsateam89]

Adore my scaly children. Go. 🐉 🦎 🐊

[urlocalllamajpg]

orenjinohana ch31

update. @geoblitzz <- vry cool dude xe's awezome

[emilylorange]

If you have been considering any of my prints, Inprnt is offering $5 worldwide shipping (from the US) today!

[spacediddly]

Delta Dawn x John Dory fans, I need y’all to think of the possibilities that come from them being ex-lovers who still have feelings for each other.

Please imagine JD coming to visit Lonesome Flats for the first time in years and when he sees Delta again, she’s at a jamboree singing Carla Bruni’s “Stand By Your Man”

[userobiwan]

got an email with the most promising lead about a job i've had in months :')

[my-cat-can-slay-dragons]

In todays session of D&D, we heard that the person we were looking for was a regular at the towns brothel, went there without a plan, and my character always just tries stuff when there’s been no plan. We guess he’d likely be in the VIP section, so I just walk up to the guards, somehow roll a 16 on persuasion, get let through, somehow roll a nat 20 on the second set of guards, and walk into a threesome. Between three people who were not the person we were looking for. Dude wasn’t in the building at all. The DM is my brother.

[emistiel]

10 months since i got volume 1 I've finally finished all of witch hat atelier and thus can finally engage with fandom LOL anyway I'm mildly insane now ❤️

[morndas]

slowly transitioning from twitter to bluesky, if anyone wants to follow me over there it’s @morndas.bsky.social 💚