#shut up ahut up shut up!!!!

[catsatopmydesk]

They need to unionize at my work on god

[p4nishers]

"it's possible that rampart lied and cody is actually being kept somewhere–" "cody could die off screen"

[v-anrouge]

trey's soft tummy ...I want to lay on jt and press little kisses and hear him laugh....

[miriamnox]

“you’re a good man, vic. you have a heart. it wasn’t for nothing.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[winndale]

i dont think you get it theyre in love

[gunpowder-tim]

dash going to be unusable for the next few hours thank god im going tf to sleep

[fleetingspacee]

fuckin CARROT MIGHT OKAY????

[squishkitt]

£20 Gunpla,,, £20 Gunpla save me,,, save me £20 Gunpla

[perfektblau]

I'm irritated pissed with all the work Im shoved down my throat I feel like I gotta blow something up or set things on fire to feel better but I got no place to do that cuz I'm in the city wehre open flame is illegal like that so what do I do

[zombiifyd]

idk why but listening to i only have eyes for you by the flamingos whilst thinking about philever is DANGEROUS.

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Hobie singing to me would heal me

[vse-kar-vem]

this is sooooo disgusting to spring on a girl midway through the week at 3:00am what the freak what the fricklw frackle

[pixiesnooze]

“look at her orbital rim. use forehead silicone pads to not raise your eyebrows when applying mascara to prevent wrinkles. don’t use a straw to prevent wrinkles. get botox at 19. use sunscreen not to prevent cancer but wrinkles. stop smiling to prevent smilelines. use the equivalent of a 19th century torture device to prevent aging. bathe in the blood of virgins . become a hermit. stop doing fun things. stare at a wall for entertainment. show no emotion at all least you get wrinkles. no one can know we have lived and been alive.” i am boiling a big pot of water and i am going to add to it and you will become soup.

[stardivinefinale-moved]

the owl house is 3 1/2 years old

[inima]

[eskvar]

Begging food blogs and recipe sites to stop saying

“Slurpable Noodles”