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pixiesnooze · 2 years
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“look at her orbital rim. use forehead silicone pads to not raise your eyebrows when applying mascara to prevent wrinkles. don’t use a straw to prevent wrinkles. get botox at 19. use sunscreen not to prevent cancer but wrinkles. stop smiling to prevent smilelines. use the equivalent of a 19th century torture device to prevent aging. bathe in the blood of virgins . become a hermit. stop doing fun things. stare at a wall for entertainment. show no emotion at all least you get wrinkles. no one can know we have lived and been alive.” i am boiling a big pot of water and i am going to add to it and you will become soup.
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cyberfreaky · 1 year
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his thighs n tummy make me go brrrrrrrr
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p4nishers · 2 years
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"it's possible that rampart lied and cody is actually being kept somewhere–" "cody could die off screen"
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v-anrouge · 4 months
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trey's soft tummy ...I want to lay on jt and press little kisses and hear him laugh....
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winndale · 1 year
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i dont think you get it theyre in love
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gunpowder-tim · 2 months
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dash going to be unusable for the next few hours thank god im going tf to sleep
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fleetingspacee · 6 months
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fuckin CARROT MIGHT OKAY????
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squishkitt · 3 months
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£20 Gunpla,,, £20 Gunpla save me,,, save me £20 Gunpla
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zombiifyd · 1 year
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idk why but listening to i only have eyes for you by the flamingos whilst thinking about philever is DANGEROUS.
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Hobie singing to me would heal me
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vse-kar-vem · 4 months
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this is sooooo disgusting to spring on a girl midway through the week at 3:00am what the freak what the fricklw frackle
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the owl house is 3 1/2 years old
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sliced-grapes · 2 years
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who want to kill mat pat with me
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inima · 2 years
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eskvar · 2 years
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Begging food blogs and recipe sites to stop saying
“Slurpable Noodles”
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brinelakes · 2 years
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if i see this fucking popup one more time im going to kill someone
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