#shut up Mae❣️

[justmochi]

can we have a little fluffy Mae pleaaaaase?? ❣️❣️❣️

“hello mark!” jenn’s mother speaks into the phone, waving at him on facetime.

“hi miss kang” he waves back all shy.

“we miss you down here, please come and visit!”

“i plan on it”

“okay momma he has to go to sleep soon, let me go say goodbye”

“bye mark!” she waves goodbye as jenn excuses herself from the room and plops down on her bed.

“you have no idea how much i miss you” jenn pouts, using her arm as a pillow.

“i miss you more, try to spend the time you have with your family”

“they all just keep gushing over you, it’s not fair”

“soon, just wait a little bit longer”

“it feels like months when it’s only been a few days”

“we’re just so used to being around each other everyday”

“i should shut up and let you go to sleep,” jenn held the camera in an awkward position, getting a good view of her nostrils.

mark laughed, “goodnight, i love you”

“ugh!” she groaned, “i love and miss you so much!”

“here we go again”

[nekomasnympho]

I just want the anon who asked for hcs of gardening with Aone awhile ago to know that I am in fact starting a garden and pretending that Aone is sitting right next to me helping me weed🥰

[nekomasnympho]

I would like to thank all 557 for being apart of my little shitshow and sticking with me through my inconsistent posting. I’m still finishing requests from my last event but just know I love you all🥺

[nekomasnympho]

Some food for thot quoted directly from my notes app since I’ve been gone for three fucking weeks

Bokuto takes preworkout before blowing your back out so he has extra energy and makes sure he gets a good workout in. I’m talking back shots, moving to the wall, the whole nine-yards

Perv personal trainer Hajime is too nervous to try and hit on you so instead he makes you do those ab workouts that make you cum (if you haven’t heard of them trust me they’re a thing) and tries to hide the very obvious dick print in his grey sweats while you’re letting out little moans and whimpers on the floor

I got into crystals and spiritual stuff in the time I was gone and I beg you to consider the himbo supreme Bokuto himself just handing you random rocks he collected because he thought they looked pretty or gave off good vibes

Lmao the entire time I was gone I was thinking of Kou this is so unorganized I’m sorry but being bred by dilf!Kou!! You’re both sobbing about how much you love each other and Kou just looks at you like you hung all the stars in the sky while his cum drips out of your abused hole.

Kou with stretch marks. Stretch marks are sexy. If you disagree please leave and never come back.

Spending all your free time either at work or doing school and Kou’s just so pouty and he begs you to just cockwarm him while you work and you reluctantly agree but ofc he’s not gonna be able to stop himself from rocking up into you and whining into your neck and next thing you know you’re bent over the desk, papers strewn everywhere and Kou’s leaving bruises on your hips from how hard he’s pounding you

Complaining to Iwa about the looks I get from people when I wear my goth girl shit out in public and how I’m just gonna dress normal this time and he’s just replies so fucking unbothered while scrolling through Insta “dress slutty, I can fight”

CUM CUM CUM BOKUTO IS SUCH A BIG MAN HE WOULD DROWN ME IN BUCKETS OF CUM GOOD GOD WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO HAVE THAT MAN BREED ME

[nekomasnympho]

I am on the verge of tears because I just need someone to rail me and call me a good girl. Send help

[nekomasnympho]

Men who are good with their daughters make my ovaries throb

[nekomasnympho]

Lmao 400 clowns let’s gooo. You’re all my little pog champs🥰

[nekomasnympho]

dojacat was my sexual awakening for women, I would literally drop ANY man for her.

I fucking love Doja Cat. But my REAL sexual awakening for women was that scene from MHA where it’s the summer training camp and Mina’s in the hot springs🥵

[nekomasnympho]

Okay two things

1) I am not really vibing tonight so the already slim amount of content I’m producing is gonna drop to zero for the rest of the night (and maybe tomorrow)

2) My 300 event is officially closed. I promise I’ll finish everyone’s who sent one in before this point but any new matches will be left to sit and decay in my inbox

Midterms are coming up for my college and I feel like shit, I’m sorry for the lack of content and interactions lately. I love each and every single one of you for sticking through it with me🥺

[nekomasnympho]

I’m normally not a Kenma simp but what I wouldn’t give to have him moan “uhh poggers” right into my ear so I could replay it over and over again until the day I die. Simple things yk

[nekomasnympho]

Listening to Cherry Hill and crying over Koutarou, don’t hmu only real ones know what’s wrong😔✊

[nekomasnympho]

Taking a day trip today so I’ll let you all mull over the thought of Kou and Kuroo as Tiny Meat Gang

[nekomasnympho]

Good morning horny community

[nekomasnympho]

I was playing with Kou’s and I ship name and I almost asked your guys’ opinion on it and then I realized my dumbass used my real name and not pseudonym. Be weary friends, you turn your brain off for dick once and it’s shut off forever😔

[nekomasnympho]

No thoughts only Kou squeezing your tummy when he’s stressed and snuggling with you

[nekomasnympho]

Alright whores my irl best friend and I are watching all the Twilight movies tonight so I will be peacing out at this time. I love youuuu