#shut up Lindsay

[catgrandpa]

I just made a joke about Bruce Wayne having a tv show/miniseries where he travels around the world and talks about local history but it’s in the style of Philomena Cunk.

Fantastic. Love it. Very fun.

But now I also want the (extended) Wayne Family to have a YouTube channel where they just infodump about their interests.

It starts as Dick “secretly” filming a drunk Bruce while he rants about the Tunguska Event. Uploads are sporadic at first and it’s mostly Bruce talking about random topics (the chytrid fungus’ detrimental affect on amphibian populations, the history of sea monkeys, etc) while drunk.

The rest of the family get in on it here and there but it officially becomes a Thing when they upload an hour long video titled “The True Meaning of Clown | an introspective look at clowns in American history” with the thumbnail brightly proclaiming “Alternatively Why The Joker Isn’t a Real Clown (Or Even Particularly Funny)” and a very sober Dick Grayson factually tearing joker apart.

Tim finally convinces Bruce that it would be more suspicious if they didn’t post about Batman. That same night he uploads a 7 Hour Unhinged Red String Conspiracy Board video simply titled “Batlore”.

Nearly the entire family have a round table/socratic seminar style discussion about the lore of fnaf. And yes, they’ve solved it all.

[erros429]

lindsay jones and miles luna GOING SO FUCKING HARD ON THEIR LINES to deliver us the pain we so desperately begged for

[catalina-kachie]

I'll love you forever, sweetheart. Sleep well.

[softichill]

It's hilarious watching Total Drama Island with subtitles on netflix, because it still has the original script as the captions so you know EXACTLY when they had to dub over something to change it for sensitivity reasons

[permanentreverie]

perks of living on my own is that i can get drunk after a bad day of work and have no one harping that that would be a bad coping mechanism

[the-woild-is-ya-erster]

Something you don't expect when seeing Newsies UK? How ridiculously fast Michael Ahomka is. Snyder shows up and there's no time to think before Michael Ahomka is up and sprinting, like Davey and Les are so far behind - that man can run. The whole stand shakes.

[mixtapedoh]

amygdala by agust d. that's it. that's the post.

[musicallisto]

BREAD

oh you did not get me started on bread. where to even begin on bread? what words could be enough to illustrate its divine magnificence? bread is my oxygen, nay, my raison d'être. bread is the very thing that gets me out of bed on bleak mornings and keeps me standing all throughout my worst days. a light in the dark, a glimmer of hope at the far end of the tunnel, so close but just out of reach—until it's not, until my fingers close around the softest, fluffiest, savoriest, most delicious ambrosy the gods have ever designed, and I am content once more. each night I dream of its wonders, its maddening scent luring me in like a sailor to the sea, and I wish dawn would come sooner for I long to be reunited with my yeasty Venus once more. if my crime is being French, then I will happily serve a life sentence knowing I was blessed enough to feel her flesh beneath my fingers every day of my life. bread is holy—in her i find christ, in every way that matters.

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

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[lip-scrub]

everytime u say valentines day was just invented to sell things Youre probably the same kinda guy to be like “erm actually red velvet cake isn’t actually red its just chocolate cake with red food coloring🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓”

[mikrrokosmos]

really funny and hilarious how instead of catching up on the airing dramas I'm severely behind on, I choose to binge two completely unrelated dramas [and im loving it!]

[sensitiveandhungry]

i would just like to say as someone watching some enhypen comeback content that i understand why people are so attracted to sunoo??? like im NOT saying he was ever ugly i was just like oh hes so cute and sweet and sunshiney but im watching these promotional videos and hes so... stunning?? like theres something captivating that draws you in theres something more to him than just being a cutie patootie...

[clarabowmp3]

what the fuck dean

[shame-kink]

RANKING (VAGUELY-)LEFTIST YOUTUBER #CANCELLATIONS ON A 2-AXIS GRAPH BASED ON THEIR "EXTREMETY OF THE #CANCELLED GRIEVANCE ITSELF" (i.e. did the single "event" merit that reaction blablabla) VERSUS "BROADER AURA OF DOOM, DESPAIR, ANGER, BEGRUDGEMENT, ET AL. PRIOR TO THE EVENT" (i.e. how much prior kindling there was for the #cancellation)

NUMBER O-

[permanentreverie]

just bought 10 books for little over $100 … I AM WINNING