#shut up Dasha

[theartbluebox]

Ice pick cat man with all 6 of his cats (yes I know Dasha is not technically his shut up)

[rhodesrider]

Brothers…

CG!Jey Uso x Little!Fem!Reader || CG! Jimmy Uso x Middle! Dasha (OC)

Warnings: Age regression, constant fighting (Acts that came from the result of the RR 2024), affirmations, mentions of kitchen knife, slight cussing

Minors DNI 18+

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The twins both glare at each other as they sat across from each other. Not once have they broken eye contact, both remembering the showdown on Saturday before the other number came in. Both Y/N and Dasha both sat on the larger couch in the middle of the room a bit nervous to even say anything. Dasha looked over at Jimmy seeing his deadly glare, Y/N glanced usually seeing Jey in cheerful moods but it just seems so different it scared her some. Dasha sighed and grabbed her carebear sunshine and threw it straight at Jimmy. Y/N tried to stop her quick but it was too late, she launched it at Jimmy and soon saw it was caught while still having the stare down. “Princess no throwing things.” He said low as he mauled his brother with his eyes. “I’m trying to enjoy my play date with my bestie and you are acting like a butt.” She pouted. Soon Jey snapped out of it looking at Y/N, seeing the look on her face displeased him. Dasha rolled her eyes and grabbed Y/Ns hand taking her to her playroom. “Hopefully you two don’t kill yourselves.” She muttered as they went upstairs. Jey sat back in his chair, sighing at his actions seeing that it made Y/N upset. “Damn you can’t even be a good care-“ “You finish that sentence y’all gone need another table uce.” Jey hissed at Jimmy. Jimmy just smirked. “Oh so you dealing with Dasha like that made you Daddy of the year?” Jey confronted. Jimmy rolled his eyes but also remembered the look and words that Dasha gave. “Well it’s yo fault.” Jimmy said trying to put blame on his brother. Jey just gave him a look and sighed in defeat. “Shut up man.” “Don’t tell me to shut up.” At this point it’s sibling banter and they are gonna continue this for a while. Y/N was still listening in.

“Y/N you wanna have a tea party? Jimmy finally let me get a kettle in my playroom! I just have to be careful.” Y/N didn’t say a word while sitting on the highest step just listening to them. “I miss it when they were friends…” Y/N held on to her teddy bear sighing remembering when Jey was in the bloodline and they were getting along. It’s kind of confusing and too much for her now. Dasha sympathized with her. “I know, Daddy has been so different since working with uncle Roman more and uncle solo. But it’s their job. He doesn’t wanna let family down…” “He let his brother down.” Y/N mumbled. Dasha doesn’t agree with all the bloodline does, so again she understood where Y/N came from. “Hey I know, wanna have a picnic outside?” Dasha smiled. “You think right now is the perfect time to have a lunch?” Y/N asked. “It’s the perfect time sweetie.” She smirked having a great idea.

After a while of silence, the twins were wondering what the girls were up to. They soon saw them running down the stairs with tablecloths and a white basket. “No running.” Jimmy voiced and they slowed down. “What are y’all up to anyway?” Jey asked. “Picnic.” Dasha said plainly and continued to get ready. Y/N did the same and got up ingredients for the food they were gonna make. “Do y’all need some-“ “No.” The girls said in sync and the twins looked at each other. Not in a murder way but a concerned daddy way. “Ok…y’all call us if you need us.” They continued to get stuff together, Dasha was the oldest in her headspace so she handled sharp stuff. She grabbed a big knife though and Jimmy jumped up going to her. “Babygirl here’s a butter knife.” “But I can’t cut the sandwiches with this daddy.” “I’ll cut the sandwiches then I just don’t want you hurting yourself mamas.” She nodded and got a kiss on her forehead. Dasha sent a small signal to Y/N and soon she went to climb the counter. Jey quickly ran to get her down. “Baby why?” “I need to get the peanut butter for the ants on a log.” Jey sighed and got the peanut butter down for her, “Next time princess asked for me not just do it yourself, I don’t want you hurt.” Jey smiled. She nodded. “Can you help me with my sandwiches and treat please papa?” Y/N smiled. Jey glanced at Jimmy who wasn’t even worried about him anymore. He was busy helping Dasha and praising her on the amounts of food she’s measuring right. Jey nodded and helped her on the other side of the kitchen.

Dasha and Y/N placed the food outside after the twins helped them set up. “Y’all made a lot of food.” Jimmy said a bit hungry himself. Y/N sat her teddy down in a chair next to her. “Yea we did.” Dasha said glancing at him while putting on her tiara. “We could join y’all if you want.” Jey suggested. “Sure just don’t start fighting? Unless you can’t do that.” Dasha said and sat down. Jimmy saw that a bit unfair looking at Jey, “Come on mamas.” “No there is no come on, you two fight more than me and Angelica. Either you two stop bickering and sit with us, or you go back in the house and fight.” Dasha voiced. Y/N looked at Jey, he looked back and sighed. “Jimmy, I know you don’t like me right now but it’s for the girls…” Jimmy looked at Dasha who gave him the ultimatum and sipped out her cup. “Fine…” “What was that?” Jey asked. “I’ll do it. But this don’t change anything-“ “Please Mister Jimmy…” Y/N said low playing with her shirt just wanting them to get along for now. Jey saw the look in her eyes and sat down across from Y/N. “Come on man.” Jimmy sighed and went to sit next to his brother. “Is that turkey?” Jimmy asked getting a nod from Dasha and getting the sandwich. At first it was awkward, but then they started laughing, telling stories on old times of fighting together and even when they were little. Y/N smiled mouthing to Dasha thank you, she nodded and she grabbed an ant on a log stick giggling.

After the picnic, they cleaned up and got their stuff together to get ready to go. “Today was fun!” Y/N said hugging Dasha, she hugged back and the brothers still were talking to each other with no sign of murder. “Me too! Can she come back next weekend?” Jimmy and Jey looked at each other and smiled. “Sure princess.” Dasha smiled and Y/N hugged Jey happy. “Come on baby it’s getting late.” Jey dapped his brother up and walked out the door but realized what he just did. “Huh.” Jimmy smirked, Jey looked back seeing his brother flip a bird. “You still an enemy uce.” “Just set it to the side for the girls.” He smirked and returned the bird. “OOOOOOO IM TELLING UNCLE ROMAN!” Jimmy quickly got in the house. “Ayo chill!” Jey laughed and looked at Y/N, who was calling Cody. “Hey wait I’m sorry angel!” She giggled locking the car so she could continue her snitching. “Come on baby I’m sorry!!!” Jey cried out.

Y/N was just happy to see the twins together somewhat, she was tired of the fighting so why not get them to work in the same place. Dasha and her were happy the plan worked and also had an awesome day. Happy that the fighting stopped. For now.

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/754446489818972160/i-just-re-read-and-realised-we-were-talking-about

I’m not Venusian, I do have venus in a venus nak and I’m currently in my Venus dasha period, but I relate sooo much to you describing Venusian women. I’m not sure what my Ak or Amk is. I’m actually Martian, but I guess I picked up Venusian traits during this Dasha period. I feel like I act more Venusian than the Venusian people I know. I’m so picky being friends with certain girls, and I only want to be friends with people who look good. I don’t like being friends with lame-os sorry not sorry. I want to pick at things and fix it for them, but I shut my mouth or say it nicely, because I don’t want to seem rude. It might be my mercurial tendencies instead? I can be very much detailed oriented about things.

I do act cold, if I don’t like you, but I did read that Martians form cliques and I used to be in cliques in hs. I would sometimes ignore or act like they didn’t exist, if I didn’t like them. I’m actually secretly competitive, ( Martian qualities Idk?) but I do attract people who want to be me or copy me. Apart of me is still critical and picky, but I do like to uplift the people I’m close with and I like to give people a chance despite how they look and stuff. I just think Venusians don’t think they’re in the wrong 😭 because I don’t think I’m wrong either for acting a certain way. I actually think I’m helping them in a way. I’m kinda over my Venus dasha period and want it to end, because I’m so picky at how I look and care about what people think of me. I’m like so self conscioussss, I hate it. This Venus dasha period made me appreciate the arts, aesthetics, creativity, and etc. I did developed the negative traits too. I became more indulgent, lazy, self serving and other things. I’m so overrrrr it. I’m towards the end of my Venus dasha period and I just want to stop being so critical about my appearance. I’m like atp fuck it. I just want to be more confident in myself than anything now. I can’t wait to start my Sun dasha period!!!

GURRLLLL 🤡💀💀💀🤡 this was truly like reading the inner monologue of a Venusian woman lmao

The fact that you think you're helping them send me 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤧

The high standards of Venus can be rough and I say this as someone who benefits from Venusian privilege. I know I can't slack around them 😭😭😭 they reallyyyyy care about how they're perceived, it's kinda exhausting like chill out babe take your brain for a walk 😔 and they also expect you to be like them and be particular about everything you do??? LIKE SORRY BUT NO thanks 🙏🏻

[falselyprofound]

Got tagged by @geist19 in one of those "shuffle your playlist" thingos, so I decided to turn it into my art warmup for the day! All of the above were doodled during the duration of the song(s).

Playlist under the cut.

ODDLOOP by Frederic (4:22): Hat and Albin fleeing from the horrors in their own ways.

Hatchet Town from Nerdy Prudes Must Die (3:40): Bernard's students sure do love spreading rumors about him. His friend Alice doesn't take it well.

Donna's Theme from The Runaway Bride (3:14): Vinny engaging in a spot of arson.

A Sardine Grows from the Soil by (2:50): Daniel David Dalton, a retired supervillain, contemplates distant destruction on his way to his dayjob.

Raiko Taiko Disco from Taiko no Tatsujin (2:22): I have never played Touhou. there's a rabbit girl right

Goodbye Declaration by Chinozo (2:51): Sprocket doin' the thing, because he too is a professional shut-in. (Can you tell I was grinding for Taiko's 2nd Kyu while making this playlist yet)

Train Rush from A Hat In Time (4:57): Ingrid realises Haas really is just that good of a painter.

Saitama 2000 from Taiko no Tatsujin (1:54): "8-Ball" calls in late to work. (Again can you tell I was grinding for 2nd Kyu--)

A Million Gruesome Ways to Die from Billie Bust-Up (3:26): Dasha, a fear demon currently possessing a mattress store! ...She's a lot nicer than she looks, I promise.

Luminaire by FM Skyline (4:16): The roof of Video Nine is the only place Clarissa and Joseph can catch a break most days.

[28dayslater]

There are absolutely no words for how pathetic the post-left grift is. Just working your way deeper and deeper into an alt right circle that despises you for being a woman anyway as your non-grift career opportunities dry up and you realise you’re gonna be tweeting “I support rape” for attention for the rest of your life. And you get called “the ugly one” on a podcast you co host with dasha nekrasova lmao I’d probably shut my garage door and leave the car running

[rjshope]

dasha!!! 😭 thank you so much for your super kind tags on my graphics, I don't even know what to say 🥺 you're so lovely and I don't deserve it but I am so grateful for you!!! 🫂 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 I hope you're having a good day 🫂🥹 - magicshop

Andi, you deserve every kind word and more, believe me💖 Every time when you post your amazing gifsets they give me (and other ccs, i want to believe) such a boost of energy and inspiration to keep making gifs. So no, i won't shut up about it😉

[the1975attheirverybest]

Charli is another hypocrite.She ended her friendship with rina because she spoke against racism but has no issue being friends with dasha.

I’m gonna need you to shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself.

[whatiwillsay]

tweet has been deleted // matty posted a story like 2 days ago saying he loves dasha because she never shuts up or something like that, that's the same girl who said all that nasty stuff about taylor (about her ed and sa case) and her mom on that one podcast so if he's still close with her i think taylor is done with matty permanently🤷‍♀️

100% agree

[youremyheaven]

That Solar explanation in the krittika post is so me coded 😭🫠. The more I learn, the more I’m starting to realize my strongest planetary influences are fucking opps lmao!

Have you noticed any difficulty with finding balance/satisfaction if one has planetary influences that traditionally don’t harmonize? For me it’s Sun and Venus; I have balance from extremes of either, but I am split between that harsh solar girlboss and a lovey-dovey romantic venusian and then a yapping ketuvian in the middle 🗿. I’m extremely ambitious as you describe for solars but this split makes it so hard to get things accomplished, although my saturn aspect to my amk sun helps a bit with stability, I have no idea how to remedy this imbalance 😭.

It’s so difficult to have a literal split, I can shut off my emotions or I’m all in on them, this id with people too. Romantic relationships for me usually end up with me having to cut off a loser but I do have feelings for an Uttara Ashada moon man that is the sweetest but we are so distant with each other 😭 I don’t know how to easily express my feelings and don’t really know how to handle that closeness but I crave and need it like water. I have very few relationships I actually feel happy about and nourished from.

I want to find the middle path so badly but Sun and Venus are just both extremes even with a Revati sun. Do you know of any mantras or practices that can help with bridging that kind of like,,,,existential gap? It not only makes relationships difficult to cope with but I also am constantly dissatisfied, and so fucking bored and angry but I just try not to touch that, nothing useful there for me. There is ALWAYS something missing inside and I am terrified of missing something that can relieve it (swati ketu,,,🗿) which makes it hard to also satisfy my solar ambition. (The irony of my ardra saturn aspecting my amk and having a “split personality”.)

But yeah basically life is pain, which is ironic because my first 20 years of life have been in my krittika venus dasha and I’m getting ready for my revati era in june. Maybe life will be less misery with s different nakshatra over my dasha? Because I genuinely cannot take this anymore 😍 I will snap if I live another year like this 😍😍💃💃💃😉😉😜

I think everyone struggles with balancing all of their energies. We're all kind of pulled in different directions from time to time. If we wait for it to all fall into place, we'll spend our lives waiting. We just have to roll with the punches tbh but I understand how heavy it must be to swing between extremes like that 😪

Tbh I'd say any nourishing maternal Goddess will be of aid here. Kali, Matangi etc are more aggressive/fierce Goddesses. Whereas Tripura Sundari, Bhuvaneshwari, Lakshmi etc are all gentler more soft vibes?? I think they help with everything from feeling internally soft, receptive and at ease to being magnetic externally and attracting prosperity because how we're on the inside is what we reflect externally.

I'd suggest against worshipping more fierce aggressive Goddesses in general but especially if youre energetically feeling imbalanced, the Goddesses don't play around, if they have harsh principles, you will feel its impact and it's best to not invite that in when you're not in the best state to receive it.

[da5haexowin]

Honestly this one deserves its own post I'm so proud of it

[happystressedmuffin]

My education class is literally everything past me could have wanted -- a place where I can talk about education problems with others without being seen as an “annoyed student,” and where past experiences are valid. And I get to enter classrooms and observe the way instructors teach. What’s a little scary though is that I feel like I’m sort of losing the student perspective -- I’m thinking more from the shoes of the adult leading the class rather than from the eyes of the students. And personally, that’s the origin of most problems that occur in the classroom -- ignoring the thinking, perspective, and experiences of students. You could have the best idea ever for a homework assignment or activity, but if you don’t pay attention to how your students are reacting to it, then even the best assignment is useless. 

And, the more I observe classrooms, the more I absolutely hate the AP program. When I was a student, I took a lot of AP classes and I did well on all of them -- I never really saw a problem with it. But as an observer, I notice a few differences between a standard classroom and an AP classroom -- the standard classroom is more engaging!! There’s less test talk!!

In an AP classroom, the priority is the test. “The AP doesn’t cover this.” “The AP loves to ask questions about this.” “Your homework is a practice AP exam.” “Do you have any questions about the test?” “Pay attention guys, 5% of the questions come from this period.” The AP teacher reminds me of my old teachers, and he ends every class by giving them 10 - 20 minutes of free time. 

I honestly feel like content is not a priority at all! And that’s not the teacher’s fault. He NEEDS kids to pass this test for his reputation as a teacher & to keep his position. He KNOWS the kids want to pass the test. He doesn’t have time to cover outside content, no matter how interesting, or important, or impactful it may be.

The standard class is different. They are not focused on passing a big exam at the end of the year. The teacher goes off on tangents sometimes. It’s an American History class, but she finds ways to make references to ancient Greece. She can afford to divert students attentions to other topics for a little bit, if she feels they are important. There’s more flexibility and less tension in that classroom, and it’s noticeable in the way the kids behave. 

And her lessons are more engaging! I’m not even supposed to be focusing on the content, and I still find myself getting distracted by it sometimes.

tl;dr --  FUCK COLLEGEBOARD, GUYS....AP EXAMS SUCK

(plus as someone who took too many of them, here’s a pro-tip for anyone still in HS: most colleges have a cap on credits anyway, so many of your credits become useless :/ )

[mini-pretzel]

hey guys,

sorry to say but the namjoon fic won’t be up soon (as i had originally planned).

im dealing with some personal problems atm and i haven’t been able to get into the right mental space to write.

i know there’s other stories i want to work on and share with you guys

but i need some time to deal with these pressing issues

then i’ll get back to writing.

sorry to disappoint

hope you are all well

[lungthief]

happy almost end of succession s3. matthew macfadyen i love you youre brilliant i want you to win every emmy and golden globe ever. nick braun you are my mortal enemy

[asivcs]

“Just because I can, doesn’t mean I want to.” Keegan spat whatever remained of a silvery wheatgrass as he turned to his wife. “Adira,” he sighed, leaning into her hair. “Please don’t make me do this.” He could feel emotions rising within him. Fear. Anger. Despair. Things he hadn’t felt in over 12 years.

“Alright then.” Her cool words softened his heart, yet he had to remind himself that he was married to the Adira Symond. Heiress to the Iesis-ranked House Symond and Acting-Commander General of the Dinameda Empire. “Look out the window, Keegan.”

He slowly opened his eyes and saw the bright sunlight through the tendrils of her hair. Somehow, they were in front of the largest window in the palace.

“The children?” Keegan peeled away from Adira and intently watched his son play in the rain with his cousins. “Adira, if this was what you wanted to talk about, we could have talked from the bedroom.” A light smile danced on his lips. “It’s far too early to be working right now; it’s Michael’s favorite time of the day and if I run into that bastard—“

“Imagine it all burned”

“What?” He slowly growled, turning around to face her.

“Burned to ash with only an inferno of fire as recognition.”She sighed, toying with the curtain. “Keegan, you have the power to do something, so do it. Don’t turn into someone we both despise.” Her voice remained composed regardless of how long she spoke.

“But—“

“Evren and the Grand Council are abusing their power. Do you believe that they’ll just stop at the Dasha? When Theodore grows up, do you really think the Grand Council won’t act the same way? Convince everyone it’s in their ‘best interests’ for him to disappear? No!”

“Adira!”

“I’m going to fight for them! Listen to me, Keegan, I’M THE GENERAL!”

“AND I’M YOUR KING!” He roared back at her, but immediately shut up in defeat. He had just screwed himself over in the most embarrassing way possible.

And he knew it for sure when he saw Adira’s razor-sharp features soften into a smile. She had won fair and square, damnit. “Exactly,” she whispered, kissing away the tears from his beautiful eyes. “You’re the king.”

Keegan looked out again with his blurry eyes and for the first time, noticed the overarching hills and Verentia’s town square bustling with people. His failure to act would lead to devastating impacts on his people. He knew it, but oh how he hated it.

At once, the 17-year-old Crown in him resurfaced—the one that faced his brother’s abdication and saw this unwanted scepter thrown to him.

“Dira, I don’t want to be king.” He broke down into Adira’s arms, silently sobbing his heart out. “I hate it.”

“I know. I know, darling.”

Prompt #961

“Just because I can, doesn’t mean I want to.”

[daeriann]

listen i really wish ashton would have given us a warning before the tour because we were expecting ashton the drummer and not ashton the photographer life did not prepare me for this shit

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/758357268754513921/httpswwwtumblrcomyouremyheaven75827179373789

omg in my experience honestly men don’t stick around though?? there are some weird people who stick it out even after saying no but yeah you’re right its kinda icky knowing he talked about you with his friends like that 😭😭

i think my issue is i can date someone people consider conventionally ugly but i cannot date people who have an ugly character yk? might be a little weird but im very sure i remember someone close to me with an 8th house stellium but i might have to find who… i just know there’s depth (obviously) to these people but also there are certain things they do that make me go a little 😶 and i genuinely dislike mean people so much so even with a little thing like that i have this split moment of get OUT of my life but im usually okay after that just weird around them

i have a scorpio stellium though which might not be the exact same but i really value my privacy//im not hiding anything, its just that the intimacy and the emotional aspect attached to tbise things is too much. i love intimacy and genuine connections with friends and ive never been desperate to have a boyfriend (my entire childhood friend group and almost all friends were talking about wanting a boyfriend publicly and now they got one months later but yes anyway) i just value those connections just as much as romantic relationships so the hiding things aspect plays out even in friendships and family matters, which makes me seem so secretive but im not!! its just too close to my heart

could be different with everyone idk but sometimes i think the hidden things are not as hidden, and his friends and family probably have experienced this 8th house stellium in the way it manifests with nakshatras and everything.

- mother anon 💗

"omg in my experience honestly men don’t stick around though?? there are some weird people who stick it out even after saying no but yeah you’re right its kinda icky knowing he talked about you with his friends like that 😭😭"

anybody's who's ever pursued me has been persistent as hellll for YEARS or they just stay in my life as my "friends" and "acquaintances" 😭since this is my only experience of reality, idk what to say about that :/// I guess I have Saturn aspects with those people (I'm currently in my Saturn dasha) and that's also perhaps why they stick around for long.

its not that HE spoke about me to others, its that him and his guy friends were all collectively thirsting over me 😭😭idk if he said that as a compliment or whatever??? but i got the ick 😭because it felt like it was a competition between him and them of whether or not he could "score" me 😭ive dated people in the past who told me that their friends thought they could never "get with me" and i understand that friends talk about this kinda stuff and its "normal" but i get the ick from knowing that people are talking about me like im an object they're trying to acquire 🤢🤢🤮like SHUT UP

arm guy also values personality a lot i think 🤔

he's extremely close to his friends and family 🥺��like his family knows all of his friends and they all get along with each other, and its this super close many years long bond that they all have<3🥺i think only his inner circle gets to see that side of him 🥺cant wait to find out more hehe

thanks for telling me mami <333 hope u have a good week ahead of u<3