#shut the fuck up hannah
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hey ho back from my hiatus and still incredibly mentally ill 🫶🏻✨
#shut the fuck up hannah#me#personal#selfie#Ethel Cain would love this#girls with piercings#girls with body mods#grunge girls#southern gothic
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CROW WAS ON THE PLANE WEARING A COTL HOODIE AND THE PERSON NEXT TO HIM WAS IN THE COTL FANDOM AND THEH STARTED TALKING ABOIT FICS AND THEY WERE ONE OF MY READERS??? THEY KNEW ME??? I WOULD KILL TO RANDOMLY RUN INTO ONE OF MY READERS
#hannah's rambles#Unfortunately there's a p good possibility that I HAVE met/passed one but I need to wear CotL merch to signal people#That I'm gay and autistic and want people to talk to me about it and will not shut the fuck up
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this is one of my top asked anons so HERE YOU GO tyvm and enjoy
for those who’ve been asking, they shall receive 🫶🏻
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exploding canon x canon shippers with my mind
#hannah babbles#'its canon a*** said so' its a textbook example of an abusive relationship that every character is traumatized because of shut the fuck up
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i find it hilarious when people are like “we watched an entirely different show, ted and rebecca were never soulmates” as a way to shut down the tedbecca ship when mr. daniel jason sudeikis himself has quite literally said they have a soulmate connection and that they are cosmically connected. they were written to be a physical representation of soulmates. i mean, talk about soulmatism babe. there’s no other way around that. even if the intention wasn’t romantic, (although mr. sudeikis has also said that any soulmate connection is inherently romantic so who knows what goes on in his pretty little head really) platonic soulmates do exist.
#ted lasso tv#ted lasso#rebecca welton#tedbecca#ted x rebecca#rebecca x ted#jason sudeikis#hannah waddingham#i guess i have a lot of thoughts today#one day i’ll learn to shut the fuck up
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moodboard for when ur bitchass cousin texts u bad opinions
#stg when i said “never trust a girl named hannah” i thought family was exempt#i was wrong#(u don’t use tumblr but hannah if u see this i’m sorry 😭)#pjo#meme#pjo tv#pjo memes#ryan shut the fuck up#(i’m making this at 1:30am btw)
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You ever think about the fact that you have a dark, ugly secret that you're gonna have to take to the grave because it'd ruin your life and the life of at least one other person who you really shouldn't be worrying about but you can't stop?
Yeah, me neither.
In other news I'm about to cut Gale's fucking arm off with a hacksaw in Extinct Animals so stay tuned, it's gonna be awful, just awful.
#The tragic fate of blonde men#Emotional punching bag of choice#Wish the secrets weren't there though#But what can you do?#There's peanut butter in the cupboard and Austin butler to torture#So surely things can't be that bad#I'm Gucci though#Just cannot sleep so I am doing a wee jokey vent#To get the thinkies out#I think it's kind of working#(cus I cannot vent about the secret to anyone I know because it would be like detonating a nuclear bomb in my childhood friendship group)#(ugly ugly business the lot of it)#But again#I'm chillin#Lol#I should make like a tree and shut the fuck up#Hillyspeaks#I like to refer to the inciting event as the time that God whumped me#Didn't feel great tbh#Please just ignore my ramblings I am sleepy but too wired to actually sleep#Bad combo#Ok I'm actually going now bye and sorry#Vagueposting#The secret is that I was Hannah Montana all along#I was gossip girl#I was A#I am Spartacus#Jesus I'm fucking delirious
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sorry to be into taylor swift out loud but i'm gonna be a whole different genre of annoying when speak now (tv) drops
#shut up kell#I FUCKING LOVE THAT RECORD 👹👹👹👹👹#i'm more excited abt this one than i was abt red (tv). AND I WAS VERY EXCITED ABT RED (TV).#sparks fly. enchanted. better than revenge. FUCKING HAUNTED. I F T H I S W E R E A M O V I E ‼️‼️‼️‼️#IF THIS WERE A MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#BACK TO DECEMBER HOW COULD I FORGET BACK TO DECEMBERRRR#also: hey taylor can we get a fuckin uhhhhh. you'll always find your way back home (tv). like from hannah montana the movie#ik that was closer to fearless era i just also don't fuckin care#i want it.#kell ybcpatrick coming out as a swiftie 😔🙏 sorry bros the music is good as fuck. i'm neutral 2 her as a person but i eat the music up#taylor swift#<- for the friends who blacklist
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@envychosen said: [ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.
[SMS]: its fine
But it wasn't fine, was it? That much Thad should be well aware of by now. How couldn't he be? After everything that followed. The way Hannah shut down immediately after, deliberately distancing herself by a few feet as tears began to swell. The way her voice cracked as she asked, "What is wrong with you? Why wouldja' say that?!" The way was fighting back a sob uttering, "I don't wanna hang out wit'chu' no more." Storming off to some public area, to hide amongst the crowd. Finally calling a friend to pick her up and take her home.
From there, she climbed onto Suhad's lap and finally let loose all that was held back. The hijabi rubbed her back, reassuring her that it was okay to cry and that she was right to be upset about this. Consistently reminding Hannah that she was loved, and that all would be alright. Now, hours later, the brunette remains curled up within her bed. She's snuggled up with her favorite blanket, her dog at her feet. In the dark of her bedroom, her eyes burned staring at the light emanating from her phone screen.
[SMS]: actually no its not
[SMS]: why would you say that
[SMS]: do you hate me?
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starving for your flesh 🩸
#shut the fuck up hannah#me#personal#selfie#my face#fuck#mine#girls with piercings#self#motd#girls with body mods#girls with tattoos#alternative girls#low key going through my villian era#nothing matters#everything is pointless
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I'm going to be turning off anon asks for a while. I think I've blocked the anon from last night, but just for safety.
I'll try to get the first Risen/Fallen rewrite chapter up soon. I wanted to have it up today but I don't think that'll happen.
#hannah's rambles#please send bam some love.#knowing someone is trying to use my works to tear someone else down just makes me sick.#I watched their stream to confirm my suspicions and yep. it's.. definitely the same anon I got.#I sent them a nice ask. I hope they see it </3#i feel like I could've done something to shut that anon up and I didn't#best thing I can do was send them positivity just to show how fucking wrong that anon was.
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have been thinking about Until Dawn again -- do we ever like, fully understand what Josh had planned for Matt and Emily? Like, did he steal/hide her bag or something to get them out into the woods? Or was that just some kind of coincidence that played out like he hoped it would?
#N posts stuff#outside of that one 'did Josh do that deliberately?' uncertainty i do actually grasp the full implications of his plan#better than i think i did in high school.#(my brother has a playstation he lent to us so i'm finally playing it for myself instead of just watching no commentary vids lmao)#in that like. presuming he Did send Matt and Em out there deliberately then them + Mike and Jessica are on the side of like#Josh is putting them in the same circumstances Hannah and Beth were when they left the house - he's surrendering them to whatever#circumstance and danger that his sisters went through; i watched a couple of like vid essays on the game and someone said that#Jess and Mike in particular were 'spared' by Josh sending them out to the cabin but i don't think that's what Josh was doing#given the level of control he had over everything that happened all over that mountain then I have to assume the busted power#in that cabin was Deliberate and the path they took was very messy and ill-maintained in a way that can get them both Soaked#so to me the cabin is a deliberate exposing them to the elements in a way that may well could have killed hannah and beth#plus Josh did make up some of the 'maniac' lore BUT his parents were in a lengthy legal battle with someone who Did threaten the family#so he's also well-aware that That guy could have had something to do with Hannah+Beth's disappearance and again Josh is exposing#Matt and Mike and Emily and Ashley to that danger because they were the more outward 'antagonists' in the prank on Hannah#so his revenge there is more passive but arguably Way more dangerous than what Josh had set up in the house; because again#Josh had a Huge amount of control over what was going on in there and he kept an eye on everyone the whole time#He's basically the only threat on the field - he can account for the weather and outside threats etc. in a way he Doesn't do for anyone els#and even tho they don't know it JOSH knows that he's not going to physically Harm anyone inside the house. so they're ultimately Safer#his deliberately more Antagonistic 'revenge' on the others who seemed to have less to do with the prank is also kind of double edged#ie; for 1) Josh overall sees the whole thing as a net Positive for them - he was going to post it online w/ the intent of making#them all famous sensations; obviously he knows it's terrifying them deliberately in a real dire way but as a Whole it's supposed to be 'goo#and as for Why he scares them so thoroughly out of everyone i think it's mostly bc Josh does see Himself as culpable that night as well#dr. Hill has that line about how he doesn't know if it's like. worse to threaten someone or passively allow them to come to harm or whateve#so there's a lot of deep self-loathing about the fact that Josh couldn't/didn't do anything to help his sisters that night that he kind of#turns outwards against the other people who were also less Directly culpable in that same way (Sam tries to stop the prank#but fails; Ashley more passively went along with it than deliberately participated; Chris was also drunk + incapacitated)#so it's almost a collective 'WE fucked it up bc we didn't do Enough' kind of punishment hence the invocation of Hannah and Beth's#terror and uncertainty on that night -- We didn't do Enough and so this is what they suffered because of us in that way#but again; Josh had immense control over that house and he Knew everyone was Physically safe so even though he's Scaring them#he's also not putting them In Danger in the same way he does everyone else by shutting them out of the house + out in the snow
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happy one month to this circus to those who celebrate
DONT STOP THE (DRUNZ IS OVER) PARTY
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almost fully a THIRD of my spotify listening minutes this year was fall out boy. i had a total of 34,743 minutes, and 10,703 of those were fall out boy. that is 30.8%. of ALL the music i listened to on spotify. for almost eleven months.
#fall out boy#shut up hannah#this is so fucking funny#i knew fob was gonna be my top artist but i didn’t know it would be by this much lmfao
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my friend's halloween party starts in an hour and the one fucking thing that made my costume a costume is not in my closet it must be in a box in sachsen i have NOTHING
#I CANT BE HANNAH MONTANA WITHOUT MY SPARKLY TOP AND SHITTY SCARF#WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I HAVE NOTHING#AHHHH#i have texted three friends and they have not answered so you get my panic instead#fuckkkkk#shut up tortle
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would not even wish having a tone deaf sister on the devil
#when we used to share a room she would fucking BELT hannah montana songs and she sings so terribly#every time i tell her to shut up it fuels her
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