#shuddap >:P

[foxfirestarlight]

If you didn't know, we recently had ear surgery and couldn't focus enough to art because of it and just today got the stitching out.

BUT NEVERMIND THAT APPARENTLY WE'RE GETTING STEROID EAR DROPS FOR IT?!

Anyway good derust render*

[jaywalkingjaywalker]

sooo i may have redoodled that one panel from @spinjitsuburst (can i @ u i AH.) cabinet man auu...,,.,,

i may have gone on a lil little tiny bit too much on my alt,, UHH

BUT I RLLY, RLLY THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT LMAO

i was gonna draw skybound ver but,,, srj was alr on mh mind

[tteokdoroki]

hi hi !! :3 first off ur new theme is soo so cute!! n for your valentines event i wanted to send in one for satoru + an amusement park date as the gift !! you can make it sweet or spicy but i don’t have a specific kink in mind for it so that’s free range for ya ehehe

⋆ 𝜗𝜚 ˚⟡. — SATORU GOJO. swipe spicy: high on you.

about. boom, it’s a match! satoru gojo has always come up with creative ways to celebrate the most romantic day of the year. this time, he decides to make things a little naughtier atop a ferris wheel ride ( 1.4K ).

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact! nsfw, smut, established relationships, fingering, public sex, exhibitionism, also ik ferris wheels don’t exist at amusement parks shuddap!! fem!reader.

・:〃⤥ bumble date, swipe right event !

every valentine’s day you’ve spent with satoru has been unique. different. 

for your first, he’d filled every corner of your apartment with every type of flower he could possible find because he wasn’t sure what type was your favourite (he was too nervous to ask). for the second, he’d rented out an entire aquarium for you to walk through and dragging him through each exhibition with pure unfiltered joy. for the Valentine’s Day that he had proposed — your third or fourth, satoru had rented a plane that carried the message ‘will you marry me?’ to fly over your rooftop dinner date. you’d said yes, of course, and every day with satoru since had been a wild ride. 

even now, years into your life together, he remained just as crafty and as adventurous as satoru’s gojo had always been. 

“s-satoru!” you squeal needily, tucking your face into your lover’s shoulder in a weak attempt to muffle your weak cries and trembling voice. “‘toru please. n-not here. n-not now,” you add when his slender and inquisitive fingers dip past the waistband of your jeans and the scalloped edge of your cotton panties. he’s been like this all day, feeling you up in line for different rides, licking the sugar from your fingers outside overpriced concessions stands dotted across the amusement park he'd taken you to. and now, satoru’s ravenousness has come to a head — with him trying to finger fuck you at the top of the ferris wheel. “p-people are around!” 

while typically a romantic spot to watch the world go by, the white haired man has his heart set on making you squirm and cry at the highest peak of the ride. “that’s what makes this all the more fun, right baby?” his digits flex under the rough denim of your jeans in an attempt to get a feel for your wetness all while  gojo whispers sinful words against the shell of your ear — hot breath cascading down the back of your neck and sending shivers down your spine. “relax for me, we’re too high up for anyone to notice. let me make you feel good, yeah?”

your hips buck down against your lover’s hand for a taste of friction — chasing the blistering hot sensation that spreads through your lower tummy once his fingertips come into contact with your swelling, pulsating clit. the very notion of your body succumbing to a few of gojo’s simple touches has him chuckling breathily in your ear, his voice an octave lower than usual. you can’t help the instinctual response of your quivering, a stream of wetness gathering in the seat of your underwear too. 

“do you think i can make you cum by the time we reach the top?” satoru mumbles huskily, lowering his head to your neck so that he can place hot, sloppy kisses to your exposed skin — contrasting with the night air. tufts of white hair tickle at your jaw, sending you into a fit of shakes and shivers that make your cart of the ferris wheel rock back and forth. “don’t answer that, i know i can.” he’s cocky when he teases you and has every right to be, your thighs twitch apart instinctively to make space for satoru’s hand between them. 

he skilfully massages your pretty little pussy even from underneath tight denim jeans, circling in your entrance as it dribbles sweet salacious nectar for him. so much so, that you might soil the fabric of your clothes. if your arousal seeps through, would you drip and gush on all those people below? the thought crosses your might and only serves to turn you on even more — evident in the way you clench around nothing as gojo plays with your empty hole. 

“m-mph, satoru,” you hiccup, only tilting your head to face his. your noses nudge slightly, lips ghosting over one another’s while your hot breath mingles. to anyone else — you appear a couple in love, innocently kissing, enjoying a date to the amusement park, and a ride to the top of the ferris wheel. but you’re far from that, and you know it, two delightfully sinful individuals who can’t keep their hands off of one another. “m-more!” 

gojo obliges, and you thank whatever diety is up above for blessing him with such magical fingers. two of them slide past your entrance without resistance, stretching your gooey and sensitive walls around their length easily. “hm? what’s the matter, baby?” comes the silver haired man’s lazy response, a sleazy smirk spreading across his plush pink lips at the sound of you squelching around him already. you shake your head at his question, eyes screwed shut since you’re too far gone with the pleasure to answer coherently.  

from your side, gojo uses his free hand to keep you nice and spread for him — sapphire eyes glowing in the dark night whilst remaining trained on the way your hips jut down to push back against his fingers inside of you. “god you’re so fuckin’ wet. you really like this, huh? all tbose unsuspecting people below…having no idea that i’m fucking your pussy open right above their heads,” he purrs hungrily and curls his fingers, instantly finding your g-spot because he’s mapped out every inch of your sopping walls and knows them off by heart. “taste yourself for me.” 

your lips part on command and tongue rolls out of your mouth to make room for the fingers that have been inside you — sucking on them diligently when satoru presses down on the palette of your tongue. he gets off to the way you taste yourself, moaning around him nastily. you should feel shame and humiliation for acting like this in public, all desperate and needy, but you’re as ravenous and as depraved as satoru is. it’s what makes you a match made in heaven. 

with his fingers now tainted with a crude mix of your saliva and arousal, satoru returns them to your temperate and sopping mound — stuffing you full of him once more. he’s knuckle deep in your cunt before you can even moan his name, stroking your insides into the shape of him while you drool syrupy evidence of your arousal into the seat of his palm. 

“we’re almost to the top, brace yourself, pretty girl. i gotta see you cum. it’ll give me the prettiest view.” satoru coos to you patronisingly, making sure to grind his wrist against your puffy clit — refusing to let it go unattended. “can you do that for me?” 

everything is so sticky and hot, especially with all of the layers of clothes in the way — shielding your dirty act from any onlookers on the ground or in the carts below you. strings of your slick tie satoru’s fingers to your honeyed sex and glue this thumb to your sensitive nub, tucked away between your puffy pussy lips. you claw at the silver haired man’s arm trapped in the middle of your quivering thighs band writhe around in the cart so much so that it creaks with the weight.

you whimper into the cool night air, but satoru lights your body on fire from the inside out — your gut lurching and twisting with an unbearable sense of yearning. “‘m close… think i’m gonna—“ you begin to stutter, bleating like a lamb being sent to the slaughter. you remain at the mercy of your boyfriend’s fast paced fingers, pumping in and out of you with no regard to the painful stack of ecstasy building up inside of you. “please, i can’t hold it, ‘toru,” 

“you don’t have to,” your lover tsks in reply, never slowing the speed of his digits stroking at your ribbed walls, slipping and sliding against pleasure spots only he knows exist. “why don’t you let go for me, yeah? there you go. that’s it… just like that and all for me,” satoru’s mouth find yours in the final stretch, sloppy praises whispered against your kiss swollen lips while he rubs over your luscious and equally swollen folds like his life depends on it. “let the people down there know how fuckin’ good i finger fuck this sweet pussy. cum for me baby, i know you can do it.” 

each syllable, each impassioned word that escapes him and that he pours into you drags you by the ankle towards your high — and you don’t even try to fight it. once you reach the very top of the ferris wheel, your peak reaches a crescendo. satoru flings himself over you, arm arm wrapped around your shoulders to keep you in place in the cart as your orgasm crashes over you in drowning waves. you slip beneath the surface of pleasure, your cunt rushing like a river while you cum all over satoru’s masterful hand with a muffled cry of his name. 

“satoru!” 

“shh, quiet…that’s my girl, my sweet sweet girl.” he sighs dreamily, fucking you with your fingers throughout your high — only pulling out of your greedy cunt to slap down on it, dragging more spurts of arousal out of you. you squirt through your jeans, onto the metal seat in your ferris wheel cart and all over satoru. who happily praises you through it all. “i bet you’re just drippin’ on all those nasty strangers below. i’m sure they’d love it.” 

catching your breath, you tuck your face into satoru’s neck while you come down from your high (and literally too — your cart begins to make its descent back town from the top of the ferris wheel). “y-you’re sick.”

satoru smiles, slow and sexy. “but you love me,” 

“mhm, sure,” you quip, somehow finding the energy to pull away from your debauched lover to shift to your knees in front of him — the cool metal digging into your knees. “maybe i love you just a little.” 

“only a little? then why are you on your knees for me?” he asks, spreading his legs to make room for you between them. 

“it’s your turn, i want to see if i can make you come before we get to the bottom of the wheel.” you say breathlessly and with mirthy eyes, teeth descending on gojo’s zipper while you bat your eyelashes up at him. 

celebrating valentine’s day with satoru was always…unique. different…but you’d be lying if you said you failed to enjoy his unconventional methods of gift giving with the person you loved most. 

꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.

[if0rgor]

WELCOME TO SYRUPS INTO POST!!! (yes I'm a year late to this SHUDDAP)

My name is Syrup but you can also call me Gingi (Phonegingi) or Alien I prefer to be called Syrup most of the time

I'm a minor so don't be too weird around me (people who are at least 18 (or over) interact with caution because I don't trust many adults on here)

Most of my socials go under the username the_ultimatesweet , and I make art!! I make lots of art and post random shit!!

I FORGET TO POST A LOT SO I APOLOGIZE

Tags I've made (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)

"#syrups real phonegingi posting" - Art, mentions or reblogs featuring Phonegingi!

"#syrups shenanigans" - a tag for when I have random shit to say

"#syrups silly art shenanigans" - my art tag :P

"#not art🤯" - stuff that I post that has no art in it

More Info (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

- I'm bisexual !!!!!! I love love LOOVVEE my partner very much

- My pronouns are,,,,,,She/Gray/He!! You can use They or It on me too idc but those r my main ones!!

- My bday is October 20th ^^

I am in WAYY to many fandoms so if ur curious just ask me what I know :3

My current hyperfixations:

- Forsaken (roblox)

- Regretevator

- Dandy's World

Idk what else to put here so time for a blinkie dump

(Phonegingi and Oliver Swift blinkies were made by me!! Others were not so credit to them!!)

[rosieroxy117]

Azul Ashengrotto x Fem!Reader | What’s going on?-

BTW- YOU ARE IN THE OCTAVINELLE DORM AND MY AU IS ALSO IN THIS ONE SHOT-

If you haven't seen the one shot where I explained my AU. (7Dorms x She!Demon! Reader)

Then here's the explanation.

In my AU, the headmaster allows females to begin attending NRC the same year Yuu is brought into Twisted Wonderland, (Yuu isn't in this one shot) and that means there is also female dorm head and vice dorm heads for each dorm to even things out for the female's.

(This also means that my OC's will probably have a appearance in this as the readers friends)

Warnings : There will be a ton of cussing so if you are uncomfortable with cussing then please leave.

Anyways- I hope you enjoy reading this one shot!

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO KAYLA!?" (Y/n) shouted as she ran with Kayla in the halls of NRC.

"Oh! Nothing much- Just teased him a bit and I think he said something about the rules of the Queen of Hearts." Kayla said nonchalantly.

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLS!" Riddle shouted with a red face as he sped walked towards them.

"What the fuck- how is he still behind us!?" (Y/n) panted.

"It's because your slow." Kayla giggled as an irk mark appeared on (Y/n)'s forehead.

"Not everyone is as athletic as you! And plus I don't have someone that would fricking wake me up early in the morning just to run with them!" (Y/n) shouted at Kayla who only grinned.

"Whatever!~ let's just focus on escaping!" Kayla said as she grabbed (Y/n)'s wrist and sped up their pace.

"STOPDRAGGINGMEEEE!"

(Y/n) cried.

Kayla's eyes widened a bit before abruptly stopping and letting go of (Y/n)'s wrist on accident causing (Y/n) to go flying.

"REEEEEEEE- OOF" (Y/n) cried before landing into something.

Or someone...

She crashed into Azul-

Azul fucking Ashengrotto-

"Oopsie daisy~" Kayla giggled.

(Y/n) turned red as she looked up at Azul, she had crashed into him making them both fall onto the ground.

"P-Prefect!" (Y/n) stuttered as she abruptly stood up and offered her hand out to him.

"I'm quite fine, do not worry." Azul smiled up at her before standing up.

He fixed his glasses before sharply glaring at Kayla.

"But you..... Wreaking havoc again are you? why did you have to drag this poor unfortunate soul along with you?" Azul asked while Kayla giggled.

"She is my best friend what did you expect?~" Kayla grinned while shrugging.

"She's stuck with me forever and ever!" Kayla cheered.

(Y/n) laughed nervously as Azul glared at Kayla who was poking her tongue at him.

"So how do you two know each other?..." (Y/n) asked, suddenly the both of them turned their attention to her.

"Bumped into him on the first day when i was looking for Jack, stuck up brat wouldn't watch where he was going when he was wearing glasses." Kayla rolled her eyes as she put her hands on her hips.

Azul rolled his eyes at that then pushed his glasses up again.

"See, he ain't denying it." Kayla gestured towards him.

(Y/n) snorted at her comment while Azul began glaring at Kayla again.

"Well who is your friend Kayla, i believe i have seen her but i don't know where..." Azul asked as he inspected (Y/n) making her blush.

"Bruh- she's in our dorm? hellooooo??? No but seriously, i'm surprised you don't know her." Kayla said as she gestured towards (Y/n).

"She IS. Pretty famous in MagiCam and MagiDance just like I- the great female prefect of Octavinelle REMEMBER." Kayla said.

"You ain't too great." Azul said without looking at Kayla. She made hmph sound.

Thats right, You, a.k.a (Y/n) (L/n) is a famous influencer.

"Oh is that Floyd i see in the distance?" Azul said as he looked down the hall, suddenly a 'eek' sound was heard then Kayla ran off toward's the direction Azul was looking in.

"Hey!..- She forgot about me..."

(Y/n) mumbled.

"She's so easy to fool." Azul rolled his eyes as he turned his attention back onto (Y/n).

"Wait- you were lying!?" (Y/n)'s eyes widened as Azul smirked.

"But.. Why!?" (Y/n) asked in shock.

"No reason in particular." Azul Smiled at (Y/n).

(Y/n) blushed as she bit the inside of her cheek.

"Now that she isn't here, what is your name?" Azul smiled at her.

"I-It's (Y/n).." (Y/n) grew redder.

"What a lo-" Azul was cut off by a high pitched screech.

"YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT! TRYING TO GET SOME ALONE TIME WITH MA GORL- AND NOW I'VE GOT RIDDLE AFTER MY ASS!" Kayla cried as she ran towards Azul and (Y/n) with Riddle tailing her.

"W-Wait you idiot! Your gon-" Azul was cut off by being dragged by Kayla, she had also managed to grab (Y/n) as well.

"YOU IDIOT LET GO!"

"NO YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!"

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLS!"

"SHUDDAP RIDDLE WE ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO ESCAPE YOUR SHORT ASS-"

"YOU IDIOT YOU JUST MAD HIM MADDER!"

(Y/n) bursted into a fit of laughter catching Azul's and Kayla's attention quickly.

"Eh?~ whats so funny??" Kayla asked as she stared at (Y/n).

"HEY YOU IDIOT LOOK STRAIGHT AHE-" Azul was cut off by Kayla bumping into the fountain.

SPLASH

"You dumb bitch..." (Y/n) face palmed as a red collar her neck her figure soaked because of the fact they went flying into the fountain.

Kayla huffed as she as well had a red collar around her neck.

"You truly are stupid." Azul said as he put his glasses back on. He too, had a red collar around his neck.

"Shut up!"

Kayla had now latched onto Floyd's arm as he raised it up and down, she had an oddly satisfied look- it looked like she was melting.

"Is she... okay?.." (Y/n) sweat dropped as she watched Kayla.

"Yup, always happens. She likes to latch onto Floyd as much as possible." Azul rolled his eyes.

"Hmm, you seem quite nice. We should talk more often." Azul smiled as he stared at (Y/n) who blushed.

"Oh- uh- a-sure..." (Y/n) fiddled with her thumbs, Azul chuckled.

"Oh my you are quite adorable." Azul smiled making her blush even more.

Bonus -

"Look at those two dorks, hopelessly in love." Kayla grinned as she pointed at Azul and (Y/n).

"Eh?~ How long do you think it's gonna take them to start dating?" Floyd asked as he stared at them.

"I say about a year since it's our Azul we are talking about." Jade hummed.

"I think a year is a bit much." Floyd said.

"With me along you know it's gonna take less then a year." Kayla said.

They all looked at each other then grinned.

[murfeelee]

It’s August! Replies!

A new month~! Right around this time I’d be getting all antsy and aggravated, knowing the next school semester was about to start at UNI in a couple weeks. Ah, the sweet smell of FREEDOM! XD (Smells like still being broke and unemployed post-graduation, but shuddap and let me wallow in delusions, ok.)

soloriya replied to your photoset “Child’s Play: Halcyon Days - Pt1  London Bridge is falling down, my...”                                                

gorgeous ♥                    

Thank youuuu~! :)

curmudgeonness replied to your photoset “Child’s Play: Halcyon Days - Pt1  London Bridge is falling down, my...”                                                

Where's the shots of the witch shoving the brats in the oven?  ;)

Funny you should ask that. Spoiler alert: you’re looking at her. O_O

declarations-of-drama replied to your photoset “Gladiolus Amicitia: Size Matters  The bigger they are…the bigger they...”                                                

So I started out with beautiful scenery, though, hmm this is gonna be nice, ended up with ugly monsters. Okay then!                  

Heeheehee. Gotta keep y’all on your toes round here! >:D

soloriya replied to your photoset “Gladiolus Amicitia: Size Matters  The bigger they are…the bigger they...”                                                

omg this monster is sooo funny! xDD

simblu replied to your photoset “Gladiolus Amicitia: Size Matters  The bigger they are…the bigger they...”                                                

LOVE this monster!

LOL, thanks! I’ve been replaying FFXII, and I laughed when I had to fight those monsters again; such an unfortunate evolutionary development. :P

simsmidgen replied to your post “Gladio’s CAS Miniset”

That Mullet! Thank you ;) 

unbridledsimslikes reblogged your post and added:

So excited about the mullet. ^_^ Thank you for Thank you for sharing.

*hiding my face, unsure if I’m amused or embarrassed, making a freaking mullet*

shhhushhh replied to your photoset “Sleepover at Naevia’s - Pt1 Best friends Naevia Robinson-Bennett,...”

So much joy radiating from this post! I love it! ❤                    

Aw, thanks so much! I wanted them to have a good time -- I’m glad it shows. :)

simblu replied to your photoset “Sleepover at Naevia’s - Pt1 Best friends Naevia Robinson-Bennett,...”

Twister!

I’ve never played Twister before -- no way in the world my clumsy inflexible butt would get very far. :P

simblu replied to your photoset “Sleepover at Naevia’s - Pt2  Paint me red, paint me green / Give me...”

Never done the spa-sleepover thing...always go right to getting drunk and silly. ;P

Me neither -- all throughout my school years people always threatened me with makeovers and heels and makeup and nonsense -- like I wanted to be attractive for the idiot boys at my schools. :P No thanks.

sorbesque replied to your photo: “Bane of Boroughsburg - Pt1 “Hey, Magnus, it’s Alec. You home? I-I was...”

dayummm                    

Agreed. Boroughsburg is just stunning. Pics don’t even do it justice -- it needs to be directly experienced.

ktarsims replied to your photoset “Aku Cinta Kamu  He could see light up ahead—the City Hall station. He...”

You did such a good job with him. <3

I’m trying, thanks! Still hate his goatee and glitter blush, but it’s the best I could find. U_U.

ktarsims replied to your video “mrlightwoodmrbane: Magnus Bane -Survivor- #SaveShadowhunters This...”

I am behind... I get irritated when the show focuses more on Clary and Jace. xD                    

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. Season 3A was heavily Jace-centric, cuz he was possessed by Lilith and all (thanks, Clary), and everyone thought he was going mentally insane cuz one of the Herondale ancestors was insane or something? I don’t even care. But I have to admit -- S03′s good, relatively speaking. Best season so far; I’m so excited for 3B to air in Spring 2019 (3A ended on some CRAZY cliffhangers). Jace’s actor must have taken some classes, because he delivered a few impressive scenes for once. Clary’s...yeah, but how about that domestic MALEC though! ^_^

Thanks for all the continued support, everybody! Happy August!

[markistarr]

Monster Mash AU // WKM+Present+Septic’s, suggestions & ideas welcome!

Okay, we’re back peeps! UPDATED RENDITION OF MY MONSTER MASH AU

Gonna start off with the WKM peepos! :D (Please note that Benjamin, Chef, and George are NOT included in this list.)

Actor!Mark: Mr. A-hole over here--not his fault, the house corrupted him, but still, it’s fun to call him Mr. A-hole--is a demon. Yup. ~>->~

Just as an fyi kinda thing, demon’s do NOT have wings; tails, horns, and extra appendages (this also includes eyes) are fine and optional, but they do NOT have wings whatsoever.

Damien: Mayor boyo is a selkie! However, he has NO siren attributes, since then, he’d basically just be Dark if he were to have any. (@foxtamer113)

Celine: The untrustworthy seer is still a siren.

William: Our lovely colonel boi remains a classic werewolf. Why? Because, he’s a scruffy, vicious, wolf boyo™.

District Attorney: (Included here because we were this character, so it’s only fair) Skinwalker. Obviously.

Abe: (I have a feeling we’ll be seeing Abe in at least one of the up-coming Warfstache vids, so that’s why he’s included here) Draconian; lizard-man!

Now, onto the present day Iplier egos! ;3 (feat. my own, Milo! Along with other fan-based ones that aren’t truly cannon.)

Mark: Angel of neutrality; basically just a human but w/ fluffy wings.

Milo: Angel of wrath, due to merciless passage of rite.

Please note that angels of sin (of which Milo is, however he is of a specified sin) are basically just winged demons but minus the (optional) horns, tail, and other extra appendages.

Also, he was inspired by God of War ;n;

Dark: Zelren Walker--official name of just wtf this 2 in 1 edge deal is xd Mix between a selkie, siren, zombie, AND skinwalker (may remove zombie portion, but I dunno. We’ll see). (@foxtamer113 w/ skinwalker realization xd)

Is more of a shape shifter than the traditional selkie; can become a siren w/ bottom half seal whenever, but usually when he’s off for a swim.

Wilford: Still a werewolf...dunno why this would change.

Host: Spoopy boogeyman; boogeyman can take many forms, so...yeah. Shuddap!! ;u; I actually like this idea anyways.

Google Brothers: Djinn’s; Neil/Blue and Jasper/Red use this for their own advantage far more often than Hunter/Green and Oliver/Yellow do. Lil’ sneaky bastard bots... >__> (@yintsunami)

Dr. Iplier: Goody-two shoed vampire; prefers drinking from small animals or from blood bags; will drink from others if starved. (@foxtamer113)

Bing Bros.: Leprechauns! No, not the sterotypical kind! No sterotypes here, not for my Bing Bois ;v; (@yintsunami)

Trimmer: Wendigo. Obviously. ;v;

Jims: Brownies; lil’ elf peeps. Honestly, they’re adorable. (@yintsunami)

Silver: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

King: Low lil’ fae; squirrels seem to love him, for some odd reason. (@yintsunami)

Yan: Tanuki transgirl, ‘cause kitsunes are overrated! ~>->~

Mask: Spirit boi; what else would this spoopy boyo be?? xd

Bop: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Goop: He’s just...a pile of goop...he’s all melty and stuff, and...yeah.

Potato: Fairy; because why not???? Not even gonna do much w/ this guy anyways, but still wanted to include him ‘cause I actually thought that vid was funny xd

Chef: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Artist: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Now for them Septic bois! :p

Sean: Angel of neutrality, just like Markimoo. ;v;

Anti: Spoopy centaur, but w/ lower-half spoodr. Specified species is Black Widow.

Still a demon-virus thingy, but now w/ bonus of partial spoodr bod.

Six legs, two arms, pincers on inside of mouth, acid saliva (can change how acidic it is, however, so kissing him is still plausible w/out harm), and (optional) eight eyes.

Chase: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Marvin: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Jameson: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Schneeps: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Jackieboyman: Ideas? Send ‘em in!

Robbie: Is already a zombo, so...I dunno. Ideas? Send ‘em in! I guess?? ;n;

Now it’s time for them ships+their lovechildren that they may or may not have! :D

Marline (Married; they never did get divorced) (this ones kinda obvious tho. May do fluff or angst w/ this one; we’ll see how my mood ends up being when I write it lol) (@foxtamer113)

Dilliam (Ex-boyfriends)

Marmien (Side) (just a blurb or two; most likely sometime before WKM transpired ;v;)

Darkstache (Married) (obvi)

Evanna: Werezelren Walker. Dear Lord... Has more selkie and skinwalker attributes than Axum.

Axum: Same thing as big sis, but w/ more wolf attributes.

Also, yes, of course the darkstache kiddos are gonna have fancy names; who do you think I am?!

Antimark (Married) (yup xd)

Cristian: Spoodrangel. Yup; more like how Vivziepop draws. Imagine Angel Dust but w/ wings and more human features.

Because of her heritage, Crissy’s part angel (specified in neutrality) AND part virus-demon.

Also, yes, her name IS intentional xd

Six arms, two legs, fluffy (feathered) wings, pincers in mouth, acidic saliva, and (depends on if Anti drawn/written w/) eight eyes; just like Anti but w/ wings and is basically just an anthro spoodr xd

Chase Brody x Niel/Blue (Boyfriends)

Teal x Jasper/Red (Ex-boyfriends)

Teal x Hunter/Green (Boyfriends)

Host x Dr. Iplier (Married) (don’t know proper ship name; sorry lol)

Meggie: Mash-up between boogeyman creature and vamp; wooo, this sounds fun! xd But seriously, she’s just like her pops, preferring to drink from animals such as rodents or drinking from blood bags.

Also, got the name from a series of books entitled Inkheart!

Tobi: Joi’s identical twin bro; has more of Host’s creepy boogeyman attributes than Meggie.

Joi: Tobi’s identical twin sis; since they’re identical, they’re both the same in physical attribute regards just w/ differing personalities.

Got any idea’s for any other ships and possible lovechildren? Would love to see those too! :D I’m open to anything; just make sure to tell me a name, and I’ll update this from time to time.

Oh yeah, also, if you think I missed any egos, feel free to tell me those as well; willing to add onto this list! ^^

PLEASE NOTE THAT ANY SHIPS MENTIONED W/OUT LOVECHILDREN WILL MOST LIKELY NOT BE HAVING ANY UNTIL A STORY IS PROPERLY DEVELOPED; THANKS!

~Eddie the Trash-Queen/King/Dad

[sargentsnowy-blog]

Yay anon is back! I don’t have a tumblr sorry but I wanted to ask if like... you wanted to share you makki teen AU?

Ah! Sowwy for keeping you waiting though! Lmao I apologize because it turns into badly explained storytime. And like… pfff I didn’t explain the depressing parts because I’m in a cheery mood~ so if you want something depressing scroll pass this but if you want… badly explained cuteness… then here lol.

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•Max, Nikki, and Neil left camp at fourteen (Neil is fifteen)•Max has a crush on Nikki but is oblivious as hell and hasn’t noticed•Nikki and Neil are literally step siblings. Like…. yeah…. candy and Carl hit it off—•Max lives far away from them sadly so he never experienced middle school with them •Nikki and Neil live in New York rip and Max in California extra extra rip.•David and Gwen (haha together and have taken max from his parents MWAHAHAHA) move to New York and unknowingly enroll him into the same school as Nikki and Neil. (They are in high school now)•Okay so when Max was enrolled in the school he was 15, and he had just seen Neil and Nikki at camp that last summer which was about 6 months prior. (HC max birthday is in March it just seems right?)•HM MAX GOT THE SAME CLASSES AS NEIL AND HE AND NEIL DEADASS DID THAT SPIDER-MAN MEME BECAUSE IM A MEMER.•poor max. he ended up having PE with Nikki… and she tackled him to the ground during the laps around the gym. poor guy…•wow I can’t believe max realizes he likes Nikki at the end of that school ear w o w.•because David still works at camp Campbell in California for summer, he takes max with him to help out. Rip poor boy.•Max gets a plane ticket to fly to New York for Nikki’s birthday cause he ain’t missing her turn 16 (hc Nikki birthday is in summer. I’d say June.)•rip David max stayed in New York for the rest of the summer •next school year so like max has this dress for success shit and he ain’t having it even though it was shitty to just wear some business clothes for just one class, he still wore them because his teacher is an ass and him not wearing it is his grade. he has it rough.•did I mention max is a troublemaker or did you guys already assume it?•hm wow I can’t believe max is in denial about his crush on Nikki.•hM WOW I CANT BELIEVE WHEN MAX GIVES NIKKI A CHRISTMAS PRESENT (hehehe it was a puppy that asshole is denying the obvious truth. Nikki is oblivious) SHE REALIZES SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM.•(I’m a romantic leave me alone.)•Neil teases the shit out of max because max had told him his confusion. It’s his best friend?•I can’t believe Preston is in theater and in a play because Neil didn’t notice him at first Neil shame on you. Oh did I mention—•Wow good job max three quarters of a year later he comes to his senses and realizes he likes Nikki wow. •wow Nikki your mom forces you to get a job so max let’s you get one at the old camp with him? wow.•wow Nikki all those kids teasing you and max asking if you were dating makes you realize your feelings? wow.•wow nIKKI ON YOUR BIRTHDAY MAX DEAD ASS DECIDES TO MAKE IT A MANDATORY CAMP ACTIVITY FOR THEM TO HELP HIM THROW A SECRET PARTY AND YOURE SO HAPPY YOU KISS HIMA AND THEN YOU TWO FUCKING CHICKENS DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN? W O W IM SO PROUD.•oh wow it’s the senior year of high school •oh my max and Nikki are dragging Neil into their senior pranks which they blamed on Nerris and Harrison. Wow I can’t believe those two are datin—•oh wow max fights anyone that fucks with Nikki what a surprise.•oh jeez max almost kicks candy’s verbally abusive ass because he finds out about how she treats Nikki. What a surprise— oh shit Carl gets in the suit knocked out of him when max finds out he was letting it happen. Hm Neil had even offered for Nikki to move out with him since he’s in college now because well… he’s 18. Wow max got pissed because she said no. Wow max calm down.•hm David bought Nikki therapy classes.•oh jeez Gwen put her psychology major to use.•well damn. Candy fucking left. Fuck you no body likes you you fucking prosti—•hm Nikki lives with Carl now. Oh wow Neil threatens him to treat her right. Oh shit nikki’s happy.•oHWOWMAXYOUR17ANDYOUFINALLYGETTHEGUTSTOASKNIKKITOTHEPROMATTHEENDOFTHEYEAR?!WOW.•OH FUCK MAX YOU DIDNT EXPECT MAH GURL TO BE WEARING A MIDNIGHT BLUE DRESS THATS NOT TO FRILY BUT NOT TO STRAIGHT AND NOT PROM LIKE HUH? OH YOU DIDNT EXPECT THAT HUH WOW MAX DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD BE SPEECHLESS W O W.•(I apologize for makin you read this nonsense lol)•hm Nikki never seen max in a full blown pitch black suit huh? Huh? HUH? (Theme of the prom was starry nights so he has a dark blue shirt underneath and white tie with a black suit like a i said. I probably shouldn’t be describing the things right?)•Neil drives them there and is teasing max while Nikki asks for them to pick up harrison and nerris. Those two magic peoples have a p l a n. •Rip prom goods because Nikki ate them and max joined her.•Rip Preston because when Neil walked in he fainted.•oh Gwen is in on the plan with Harrison and nerris. Oh wow she’s the person controlling the music. Oh jeez Neil is helping. Oh gad So is Preston.•(this turned into badly explained story time.)•oh no Neil cleared out the dance floor. Oh shizzle Gwen turned on a slow song. Oh fuck Nerris and Harrison shoved Nikki and max onto the dance floor.•Nikki regrets this.•Max regrets this.•Gwen records this.•Max tells Nikki he literally asked David to teach him how to slow dance.•”max you’re a dork.”•”no im not I have a badass reputation to uphold shuddap.”•hm max leads the dance. Hm Nikki in awe because she doesn’t know how to dance so she keeps accidentally stepping on his feet. •”Oof sorry max these sandals suck ����.”•”ah it’s fine.”•hm they just talk on the dance floor. •hm they start dancing closer because Nikki is getting the hang of it.•ohshiteveryoneisonthee—•oh jeez. They’re kissing.•oh god. Gwen is cheering. Oh jeez… oh j e e z. Everyone is screaming.•”Nik they planned this.”•”I can see.”

[dvllsrjx]

#Bommsheltuh-Now shuddap and take it like a man!!!!(waaait a min.-?) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNvOzFhzok/?igshid=b7q4c5xnnzj8

[thcrcghbrvdarchived-blog]

i’m so annoyed with iTunes right now. i want to update my apps, but i can’t, because both of my credit cards are maxed (shuddap :P), and even though my apps are free it won’t let me update. and when i try to use my paypal instead, it still won’t let me update and i’m so fucking frustrated

[twothangspopart]

We're almost there! This is probably the closest order i gotten for a professional but this one was from an electrician who wanted #frankenstein ('s monster, shuddap) and an electrical #transformer. I haven't seen Frank costume this year and I'm kind of bummed. Someone prove me wrong! (at Boston, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpfca4glY9F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=48152cbqrp3p

[tteokdoroki]

thinking about how yuuji is mean to you but it’s like never on purpose :((

+ warnings: smut, mdni 18+, degrading, humiliation, yuuji is just a meanie 🥺 he doesn’t mean it tho </3

like yuuji laugh at you if you’re too short to reach something and your skirt rides up. he’ll hide behind megumi and snicker when you make a mistake in training and gojo points it out. he’ll agree with anyone who calls you an airhead or something if the sort—and he’ll tell you he doesn’t mean to laugh when it nearly makes you cry, when your bottom lip juts out and wobbles and your eyes water— it’s just a joke, yuuji will say, he doesn’t mean it.

you shouldn’t take it too seriously, itadori yuuji is too dumb to be mean like that.

but you can’t help it, the small sniffle you let out as he smears his milky precum over your cushiony pink lips— yuuji’s bright eyed and pink cheeked, a little closer to looking like he’s fucked out and lost his mind, and he still finds it in him to let out a little quip. one that makes your eyes gloss over and breath hitch. “you’re so…ah—fuck. you’re so dirty, yanno?” yuuji’s words are gravely, weighed down in his throat by tones of lust— he doesn’t mean for it to sound so harsh on his spit covered tongue but it’s true. you’re so messed up, cum on your Cupid’s bow, slathered up to your cheeks— mascara tracks and drool smeared elsewhere you’re—“disgustin’… so fucking nasty.” 

yuuji tends to be a little blunt about things— in the best of ways, and there’s never any malicious intent behind it. he’ll tell it how it is, humorously so even while shoving his cock past your parted lips— letting his sweet taste spread over your tongue, watching your eager throat swallow around him and your strawberry tongue trace the veins that wrap around him. “you’re so… so fucking dirty. that makes you a dirty girl too huh?” he asks you, losing his breath and count of how many times you’ve sniffed or hiccuped, precious tears clumping in your lashes.

he doesn’t mean to be mean, but…

“only dirty girls like their pretty throats fucked, like it when i rub my dick on their cute little faces.. when i— s-shit!” itadori’s words are not lost on you, his hot and cold demeanour around you driving your emotions. does he like you? does he hate you? how can he hate you when he lewdly slaps his bright red cockhead against your baby fat cheeks, thrusts his hips forward until he’s poking and fucking the inside of that very same cheek? “k-kugisaki says you’re too much of a prude t’suck cock like this… but that’s not true. you’re filthy!”

the more he says it, the more you believe itadori’s harsh words. you’re filthy for wanting more, for taking him deeper down your throat until your nose is nestled against his tummy and you have to hold his thighs the ground yourself. you’re a nasty, dirty, disgusting mess— a slut, for liking how his brown eyes roll back into his skull when you gag or choke on the crude mix of precum and saliva, nor how he whines from his gut and how he twitches against the palette of your tongue.

you really are a dirty little girl, it’s mean but true— and tears spring to your eyes again when you pull back from the pink haired male’s dick to breath.

“i-itadori…p-please stop being so mea—“ you try, still tentatively palming the man between soft fingers, your movements guided by obscene amounts of opaque white arousal, his drooling tip connected to your swollen lips by a string of your own spit. however your words don’t make it far, they barely register in itadori…at least not before his strong hand grips the back of your neck shoving you right back to where you were— hollowing your cheeks and breathing through your nose so you can take the heavyweight of yuuji’s cock on your sweet tongue.

“shuddap, would ya? dirty girls don’t talk when their mouths are full of cock.”

yuuji isn’t really mean…only when he’s fucking you, i suppose.

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

Neptuna doesn't even have a booty. :p

“OI SHUDDAP!”

[dvllsrjx]

#Bommsheltuh-Now shuddap and take it like a man!!!!(waaait a min.-?) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNvOzFhzok/?igshid=8pxugdjlk2ov

[thenarratorsgalaxy]

Life pouts, looking off to the side. “S-Shuddap...” they say with a groan. “Just...u-use that as blackmail against me in t-the future, or whatever the h-hell you want with it... T-That doesn’t nearly show how s-sorry I am, but...t-this might... Insanity?”

“Yup~!”

The gambler lets out a shaky exhale, before taking out their coin. Geez, they haven’t used this thing since The Game of Life...but... “Checks Para p-possesses my body, X-es, they g-get Insanity’s...”

Life and Insanity linger outside of the room Sakura's in, before the gambler hesitantly enters. "...H-Hey, Sakura...? C-Can we...talk...?" - (thenarratorsgalaxy)

@thenarratorsgalaxy

Sakura tiredly glances up from where she was laying on the couch, kinda feeling emotionally drained from this day (mainly finding that her significant other is a ghost), sitting up a bit when she sees Life. She sort of has the Para doll in her arms still. If she can’t snuggle the real one, she’ll snuggle the plush.

“Yeah… W-We can talk.” She says, looking up at them. “W-What’s… Up I guess…?”