#shu is a close second and I don’t get messed up but. idk. again the swipe honestly doesn’t take that long and im not getting bonuses

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+ why they work best for you!

[mukamibabe]

How would the S boys to her S/O dying when giving birth? (Pretty sad ask xD) (Your blog looks very cute

death tw?? suicidal thoughts tw?? honestly idk how to tag tws but it’s a sad one, ok??? and also under a cut because it’s very long. thank you for requesting!! your blog looks very cute, too ^^

Shu: 

• obviously, he’s devastated.. he always knew it was a possibility, but.. if he thought the chances were high, he would’ve never gotten her pregnant

• and honestly.. he’s not sure if he can take it. he.. fell in love with his s/o, and married his s/o. yeah, this baby is made from both of them but… he never planned to do it alone

• like any person, he starts off with the stages of grief, and he’s in denial. no.. she can’t be dead, that’s.. that’s impossible..!

• he embraces his baby, staring down at them, as tears started to drop. even if they didn’t look like the mother, it’s the only thing that shu can see. 

• he sets the baby down, his eyes red, still in shock and he goes back to his s/o’s cold, lifeless body. 

• is this.. this is the last time he’ll ever see her again.. just hours before, they were happy, and in love and the thought of this happening never crossed his mind

• …how.. could this happen to him..? he can’t raise this baby on their own; especially not in this state

• he looks miserable. he never expected to lose someone so close to him yet again.. and he can’t help but wonder if their baby is going to die, too

• he even wonders if the baby is better off without him; he just doesn’t think he’s going to make it, and he thinks that the baby is better off with another family.. a family that isn’t so… messed up.

• i’m sure he does keep the baby, and as time passes, he’ll realize that this baby needs him

• and he will never let anyone hurt them, because now.. the only thing this baby has is him

• and he knows it’s going to be hard, and it’s going to be painful.. but for the sake of their child’s happiness.. and the love for his s/o that still remains in his heart, he knows it must be done.

Reiji:

• that.. can’t be…? that’s.. he… he made sure that this wouldn’t of happened..

• well.. not only did he just lose the love of his life, the one that made him feel love, something so foreign to him, he also failed.. he failed to keep his s/o alive. 

• and.. now what? now what is he supposed to do? he can’t just.. take the baby and go.. right…?

• i mean, he was nervous at first because.. giving birth can be a scary thing, but he never would’ve thought anything like this would’ve happened

• he messed up, and this is all his fault. his baby… they’re the reason why she’s gone. 

• he doesn’t want to blame anybody, because.. it’s no one’s fault, but he just.. can’t believe it 

• he refuses to let anyone near his dead s/o, or their baby. yeah.. this.. this is their fault she’s dead- not the babies fault, and not his fault.

• he’s gently holding the baby in his arms, but does not yet bother to even look at them. he’s just extremely upset about his s/o being dead

• he really wants to love his baby.. no, their baby, but it just seems so impossible.

• after taking the baby home with him, he just feels so lost.. he’s glad that his baby is here but his wife.. his wife. who is he going to wake up and look at every morning? and what about the sweet kisses, and the happiness, and all the love his wife gave him..?

• his baby.. he knows over time, he’ll feel happy with them but… it won’t ever be the same. even if he found a new person in his life, it will never be the same. and he doesn’t.. want to go through this again.

• he promises to not let his anger and fear get to him, for the sake of his child.

Ayato: 

• what.. the fuck?

• there’s no way she’s dead- she’s.. she chose me, she can’t just die that easily!

• poor ayato probably just leaves his baby and is smacking his s/o’s face, desperately begging for her to stay

• also, assuming there’s more people in the room other than his baby and his wife,,, he might end up either killing someone, or just.. hurting them really bad

• he’s feeling so sad, and he feels so weak so of course,, he has to let everyone know he’s still in control

• ayato may even blame it on the baby for a little bit, and refuses to touch it, or look at it. 

• he knows it’s his and his wife’s child together but.. if this baby didn’t exist, his s/o would still be alive

• he knows it’s harsh, and yeah he knows it’s kind of his fault because.. she didn’t produce the baby on her own but… it’s the baby’s fault

• either someone knocks some sense into ayato, or ayato just comes to realize himself that.. that’s his child.

• and.. all of those dreams he had with his s/o about starting a family? it can still happen, but instead.. it’s just going to be him and his baby

• maybe even his uncles..? …or maybe not because some of them are shitty, but..-

• obviously, it still bothers him, and it’s always going to. but, grief works differently for everyone, and ayato.. he’s not used to this feeling, so he’s going to take it out on people. i think about maybe 4 months in, he’ll fully come to realize that it’s just the two of them, and ayato’s going to be the best parent his child could ever have.

Kanato: 

• no? no she’s not dead, you’re lying! you guys are all stupid, she’s not dead!!

• honestly, even seeing her body just.. lay there, dead and lifeless, he refuses to believe it. 

• and like ayato, he has to blame someone for their s/o’s death, and he decides it’s the doctor’s fault (assuming that there was a doctor,, or nurse)

• once.. that’s all out of the way, he turns to his baby, and looks down at them as he holds teddy in his harms.

• “this is your fault. you know that? because of you.. your mother is dead..!”

• and.. now he’s back to stage 1 and is screaming and destroying everything in his way

• honestly i hope someone’s in there with him because..?? if not… it’s a disaster.

• by someone, i mean one of his brothers, or maybe even a relative of his s/o’s or something? 

• also, he still hasn’t touched his baby yet. after more screaming, kanato heads over to his s/o, and begins talking to her. 

• just things like, oh, you look so beautiful.. .fufu.. i didn’t think.. you would become my doll yet but…

• and then he starts crying- and then more destruction.

• his baby.. well, it might work out if someone pushes him but otherwise..? bye!! never wanted you anyways

Laito:

• wait.. no? that’s.. that’s not funny, don’t say that-

• omg.. no no non on on n on on o

• i don’t know how to explain this, but basically starts having a mental breakdown, just with out.. the physical aspects..?

• all of the real love he shared with her.. she taught him how to love.. she taught him what real love is, and he was scared at first because.. he didn’t want to lose her, but he didn’t think he’d lose her like this..

• this baby; it was made from love, and all of the joy that he felt inside his chest whenever he was with her.. so how..? how could.. the universe..? just take her away from him like that?

• she… she was his everything; and everything they planned to do with their future.. it all just disappeared. because she’s gone, and now she’s never coming back.

• so.. what now..? everything just feels so… pointless. he finally had felt true love and happiness, and with in seconds.. it just ended. was there even a point to living such a pathetic life anymore?

• well.. his baby… their baby.. what’s he supposed to do, now..? can he really be a good parent for them…?

• there’s no way.. he… he can never be a good parent.. he doesn’t even know what to do,, and his s/o… his s/o’s gone, and now he’s going to be very very very unstable for a while and.. his.. baby…

• would the baby really be better off with him..? he asks himself, tears starting to fall from his beautiful green eyes. he holds his baby tightly, and just begins to sob.

• it’s hard to tell as of now, but they look so much like her… is he really able to do this without her? 

• of course, he can.. and months after, he slowly starts to recover, knowing it’s best for his and his baby’s health. besides, it’s what she would’ve wanted..

Subaru:

• ?? no ??? she’s.. she’s not dead?? look, i’ll even feel her..- oh..

• his eyes are wide, eyebrows furrowed as he looks down at his s/o, he sees her peaceful, lifeless expression. letting out a strangled noise, he starts to cry. 

• “i knew.. i knew you never should’ve…-”

• he can’t even speak because he feels so horrible.. this.. is his fault.

• his s/o.. this wouldn’t have even happened if he only stayed away from his s/o.. damn it… how could he let this happen? to such an innocent girl, who had fallen in love with him.. and he just… kills her…?

• he eventually has to move away from his s/o because the more he looks at his s/o.. the more his thoughts start to just.. go crazy.

• all of that hard work of loving himself.. just evaporates. he wants to die. he knows he has a baby to take care of but… are they really going to be okay in his care?

• he.. he can’t be a bad father; he doesn’t want to be.. but there’s just that thought that sticks with him that he will never be good enough to take care of them.

• he immediately cuts off his thoughts, his paternal instinct kicking in. he rushes over to his baby, wiping his tears as he gently held his baby, stroking their small little face with his finger.

• does he know how to parent? no.. he’s done a little bit of studying with his s/o but… to do things without her just sounds so much harder. 

• and yeah, it’s probably going to be, but.. he wants his baby to be happy. and in order to give them that happiness, he’s going to have to work hard to be a good father to them.

• it sucks that his s/o isn’t there to raise their child together but.. he can do this.. it’s what they need. he’s is never going to be a bad parent. never.

[fmlfpl]

Lineup Lamentations - GW17

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s for the week!

And new Friday My Life episode just came out for subscribers!

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WALSH

TRANSFERS:

OUT: Lacazette and Ozil

IN (for -4 points hit): Rashford and Martial

Welp - turns out Freddy is not the answer at Arsecast and they have looked diabolical as per over the last couple. That, as well as Laca maybe bombed out and Ozil playing wide and shit and it's just a fucking mess. Experiment was fun while it lasted and I had my yearly enjoyment of owning Ozil but time to turn the page. Hitting them both out feels more than fine and looking at this fixture run for United I'm backing them to continue their momentum and keep doing their thing.

Rash, at this point, is on a Vardy-like run of returns and I couldn't really think of good reasons why that shouldn't continue. We may just be seeing a player mature in front of our eyes here so better late than never is my approach here.

Tony is just an old flame nothing to see here. Very close pick between him and Puli but that's what Friday My Life is for. As Alon put it, which was an excellent reminder, if there's a cheap OOP striker from a top six team in the game then just get that guy and reap the rewards. This was my main reasoning behind starting the season with him and if it ain't broke. Well..until he breaks that is..

GK:

Schmeichel (NOR)

Schmikes second run out for me after obviously not cleaning last game. If they don't clean Norwich I'll be quite sad. Quite sad.

DEF:

Pereira (NOR)

Ricardo looked fucking good against Villa and really should have came away with an assist if not for Barnes profligacy and shithousery...happy to have this lad in the squad and hoping it's the start of a beautiful new partnership.

Alexander-Arnold (WAT)

Trent goes again to cuck me and probably get subbed on 57' after his 50' off the bench display. Cool guy.

Lundstram (AVL)

Lund is home Villa in what is sort of a hard fixture? Idk. Still like running Lundy out in these fixtures against the bottom half without thinking a ton about it.

Might bin him before that tough run in a few gameweeks but for the time being he still looks like a solid bet for attacking returns and shit.

Kelly (BHA)

Saving the best for last..obv..Martin Kelly the god. Nothing to say here as words on a web page cannot describe a God with anything which remotely resembles accuracy, so I won't try.

MID:

Martial (EVE)

New friend Tony has a home banker against Big Dunc's squad. Seems good to me...hopefully it is good to Tony as well. Everton xi still looks a shambles and hoping that a 90′ on tape of what Dunc is doing will be of great assistance to the genius manager who is Ole.

De Bruyne (ars)

Kevin the steady hand has a banker at Arse and I'd be pretty surprised if he blanks. Still feel like he's a very good pick and happy to still have hung on to him.

Son (wol)

Last mid in the trio is Private Swan. He's looked electric under Mou with no end in sight. Get in there swannyboy.

FWD:

Rashford (EVE)

Another new friend Rash up top I don't have to fuck him to hell in slack anymore when he dongs which I'm happy about. Time to be on team Rash and be happy about it.

Vardy (NOR)

Vardz stays boring whatever nothing to talk about there.

Kane (wol)

Kane also is staying..for now. Still feels like a not so good use of money but in this moment and looking at the fixtures it doesn't feel like a good place to use transfers. Yet.

CAP:

Vardy (NOR)

Vardy for me. Going with the "best" option for once. Yay points. Hopefully the rest of my team performs and I can gain on the field in that way since it won't be in this way this weekend.

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ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: N/A

IN: N/A

Following Pod Partner’s advice on Fri and just saving instead of panicking in a Liverpool player or something else insane.

Team is good on paper even with no Mo and no Mané.

GK:

Ryan (cry)

Ryan is the runaway leader for Baseline Bonus Points of all players in the game... Maybe he’ll get a clean from time to time and hopefully the bones follow. I hate keepers.

DEF:

van Dijk (WAT)

Should be a relatively straight forward clean. Stop the one or two chances / counters and just chill and control otherwise.

Lundstram (AVL)

Lundy has stopped shooting which really dents his start-every-week appeal so hopefully he picks it back up soon. If not he will turn into a guy we’re benching pretty regularly with SHU cleansheets coming back down to Earf.

Söyüncü (NOR)

Leicester D should have another easy day at the office here.

MID:

Maddison (NOR)

Been hauling and ticking he’s just good man. At first I shitted on him then I came around on him and transferred him in and then he blanked and it felt bad again and now he’s titting and it feels good again... Anyway points are good and he’s in and around’em.

Alli (wol)

Fixture feels really bad to me. Wolves will play super deep as usual and try to hit Spurs on the break... Maybe it’ll take a moment of Alli magic to break them down?

Pulisic (BOU)

A 6th (including Champs Lg.) blank in a row would really be criminal because he’s playing so fucking well and looks incredible.

Bournemouth are a joke and Chelsea should run them the fuck over.

De Bruyne (ars)

The forgotten man... Still very good. Although he might turn into a Liverpool guy or Son in two weeks I don’t fuckin’ know.

FWD:

Kane (wol)

Yikes. Praying.

Abraham (BOU)

I think he definitely gets a goal here but will he stay on the pitch long enough for more then a goal? I’m not sure.

Vardy (NOR)

Yep.

CAP:

Vardy (NOR)

Sticking with Vardy.

If Tammy was nailed for 90′ I’d probably go there against the diabolically bad Bournemouth but we know how many goals are scored in those last twenty minutes and I want my striker and my captain on the pitch for’em.

Vardy injects Lucozade into his veins at halftime and sprints around for the second 45′. It’s good for points. Would recommend.

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RANDOM SLACKER OF THE WEEK: WolfgangJones

The words of Random Slacker are not officially endorsed by this website nor any employees of FML FPL LLC.

TRANSFERS:

OUT: McGinn

IN: Grealish

Sideways moves are like a second helping of cake, you know it’s bad for you but you do it anyway. Many gameweeks ago I went for McGinn instead of Grealish and I’ve regretted it ever since. Grealish just feels right for my first bench spot and the occasional start.

GK:

Guaita (BHA)

Two weeks, two cleans, 18 points. Great shout from two pods ago. Palace’s fixtures are looking good for the next while so Guaita should keep getting the cleans.

DEF:

Alexander-Arnold & Robertson (WAT)

At what point does patience become plain stubbornness? Liverpool have kept two cleans in a row and I don’t see a reason why the trend shouldn’t continue this week. Might be getting rid of Robbo next week to free up funds so hopefully he gets me a clean as a parting gift.

Söyüncü (NOR)

Soy is good and Leicester D is good. I’m expecting a clean here this weekend.

Lundstram (AVL)

Sheffield haven’t kept a clean since GW11 but Lundstram is still out of position as fuck. Even if they don’t keep a clean he might get attacking returns so I see no reason not to start him for this one.

MID:

De Bruyne (ars)

I’m not going to lie; I’ve been thinking about getting rid of Kev. But with Arsenal being bad at defending it was hold for at least one more week. I’ll have to reassess next week since he’s the easiest path into either Son or Alli.

Mané (WAT)

Mané has been phenomenal and he should keep it up. Home vs Watford is as tasty a fixture as they come.

Moura (wol)

In hindsight Lucas was the wrong Spurs asset to get but nothing to be done about that right now. Here’s to hoping he proves me wrong.

Maddison (NOR)

Tick merchant will keep ticking. Should get points at home against Norwich. Barring any injuries he’ll be a season hold for me.

FWD:

Jimenez (TOT)

It ain’t much but it’s honest work. I don’t see Wolves beating Spurs but Jimenez should be able to get a goal or an assist.

Vardy (NOR)

If there is one thing we can count on is Vardy getting points.

CAP:

Mané (WAT)

It was a close one between Mané and Vardy but in the end I think Mané has the potential to explode against Watford.

[the-madame21]

So I was reading angsty fanfic last night and that got me wondering, what would've happened if Reiji had let Yui die instead of saving her like he promised Reina he would and Karlheinz's punishment for letting Yui die had been forcing Reina and Shuu to get married? How would that affected all of them as people? I'm really curious what you think they would've done in that situation.

Ok, first of all, *screams* because no one has talked to me about Masks in like years. Second of all, this is a great fucking question for a bunch of reasons. It totally fucks up all the dynamics and I absolutely love it. It also becomes super interesting when you consider Pyres of Arcadia cuz that’d end up all fucked up too, but especially so with Champagne and Chicanery, which naturally ties in even though we haven’t gotten to these particular parts there yet. Anyway. This answer is gonna be long and maybe I put too much thought into this alternate ending so I apologize in advance lol.

So the first reason this is so awesome is because after Reina “dies” then Reiji goes and grabs the sword but instead of slicing his own arm he’d just stab it right through her heart. Which is obviously awesome like fuck yeah, go Reiji take your revenge! Naturally, everything happens rather quickly after that. Shu would have like war flashbacks since now he’s lost two people who are close to him and he couldn’t do anything, Reina will wake up and Ayato will be freaking out and the moment Reiji sees her awake he’s like caught between elation and dread. 

Cuz he fucked up and he knows it. 

But then best of all Daddy shows up, clicking his tongue and being all condescending af. I will say this though despite everything Karlheinz has a bit of a soft spot for Reina. Daughter he never had or whatnot. Plus she’s his best friend’s (arguably only friend’s) kid. And he’s nothing if not a gentleman. So he’d help her up, probably, push Ayato away and help her stand. Reiji standing frozen, still holding onto the sword that’s leaking Yui’s blood and Shu curled up in a corner somewhere having a mini meltdown. 

Still though, this fucks up Karlheinz’s plans. And he ain’t happy about that. Plus Shu is all broken right now so he’s essentially useless. Everything from this point on would basically be driven by Karlheinz, since everyone else is sorta too shell-shocked to do anything else. We all know whatever Karlheinz says goes but that’s especially true for Reina since she feels so indebted to him and all of that. Plus her sense of duty is like wayyyy high. And as much as Karlheinz likes her, she really doesn’t have anything special about her, other than she comes from a strong bloodline. 

At this point I think Yui’s body would be too far gone to be resurrected in any way. But demon hearts are sort of resilient. So. Reina gets herself a new heart. 

“You mother will get her wish after all, my dear.” 

Ok so this is where it gets sort of interesting because after that then like everyone will just be beyond detached. Like Reina will have essentially lost herself because she’s not even really a vampire anymore, since she’ll have this new demon blood flowing through her. Shu will be as distant as ever, if not more, despite the fact that now they’re still supposed to get married according to Karlheinz. Reiji can’t get his head out of his own ass–really just a mess. I don’t think his relationship with Reina would really be a possibility given the time frames of everything. So he’d just be beyond a broken man. Which is super depressing. And they’d just all be…yeah. 

The Tsukinamis would probably never show up and if they did that means they’d kidnap Reina instead. Which is super trippy because she’d actually have demon blood so Carla would have been cured right away. Idk how that’d work out. Karlheinz maybe would step in again. 

Also with this timeline, Karlheinz never dies. Like that’s insane. Not by Shu’s hand, anyway. Ayato might do it. Or maybe he finally convinces Reina to run away with him, I’m not sure. That’d be kind of fun. But I feel like Karlheinz would always find her. And like he’s super into the whole “continuing the race” or whatever right? So I feel like if Shu didn’t give her a child then he’d just do it himself. 

She’d finally be a Queen. Henrietta’s actions (which we haven’t gotten to) would finally have come full circle. But I really don’t think that’s what was in anyone’s best interest. 

I think though (since I love happy endings) given enough development and all, Reiji could be the knight in shining armor again. He’s got a strong sense of duty just like Reina so I feel like he’d definitely want to atone for what he did, after coming to terms with it, and after seeing how absolutely fucking depressed and broken Reina is. So with the strength that comes from rage, devotion and a one-sided love, Reiji would kill Karlheinz, become King, take Reina as his wife and keep the child since if he got rid of it Reina might just kill herself. So he accepts his half-brother/son and he and Reina rule the demon world together. 

Sort of fucked up but hey–that’s DL for you~

[mukamibabe]

How would the S bros react to their s/o being bit by another vampire? Like their s/o tried to fight but was overpowered? (I wanna see these boys rageee)

Shu: 

• he leaves his s/o just for a second,, A SECOND, and of course.. some other vampire decides to feed off of his prey??

• once he sees it he makes it evident to the other vampire that he’s there, and he can and will kill them right there if they don’t leave

• i mean,, you’re messing with the eldest son of the vampire king,, if that doesn’t scare them then idk what does

• he understands that his s/o couldn’t really do anything to fight another vampire off,, so he doesn’t blame it on them

• he’s not even thirsty at the time, he just reaally wants the other vampire’s scent off of his s/o, as soon as possible

Reiji:

• i think he’s more upset with the fact that he let this happen

• i mean.. he didn’t know it was happening, but he’s really disappointed that he couldn’t be there to save his s/o

• he looses his mannered composure though, and chokes out the other vampire as soon as they pull away from his s/o

• he warns them that this is him going easy on them, and that if they ever decide to do something like this again, he will ruin their life

• after that, the scent of the other vampire drives him insane, but he regains control of himself, and doesn’t do anything until he and his s/o get home

Ayato:

• ouch.. poor s/o probably gets this giant wound on her neck now because ayato literally yanks the vampire off of his s/o

• lots of yelling .. ayato’s not easy on the vampire.. at all

• he might kill them,, and if not, he gets really close to doing so

• he throws them on the ground, and then he starts licking up his s/o’s blood, cleaning the new wound in the process

• ayato probably steps on the vampire too; he really doesn’t care if anyone else is around, he just needs to show the vampire that he’s in charge

Kanato:

• he screams, obviously!!

• “get your filthy hands off of my (y/n)!!!”

• he probably tries to take the vampire home with him; just so he can torture them later

• also.. he’ll probably have to carry his s/o home because he drinks so much of their blood

• he gets a little worried that his s/o may have liked it, though??? he might yell at his s/o later 

Laito:

• depends on his mood,, and how close he is to his s/o, but either way he’s not the most happy about it

• even though he says something along the lines of “oh~? didn’t you like that, (y/n)-chan~ fufu, you’re so dirty, enjoying other people’s fangs~”

• so he’ll tease his s/o, even if they didn’t want the other vampire to bite them

• he doesn’t physically harm the other vampire, but he does bite over the spot that the vampire bit his s/o

• he’ll probably invite vampire to join him-

Subaru: 

• ok so he wants to throw the vampire off of his s/o, but that would be painful for his s/o,, so he doesn’t

• but he yells at the vampire, calling them out and hopefully they stop, because then he literally throws them

• honestly i feel like i could see him throwing the vampire through a wall or something

• but it turns into a giant fight, and the other vampire is probably going to leave,, beaten up very badly by an angry subaru

• after it’s all done with, he’ll apologize to his s/o, feeling bad that he wasn’t able to fully stop them