#shsportsmethydoll

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68W with Crygi would be adorable. Also I don’t know if we have a name for it so excuse if this is the wrong categorisation but 4Z or 5Z with sportsdoll in the catholic schoolgirl Jan/accidentally summoned demon Nicky au?

ok so, i may have misread this massively and thats my fault, as for some reason i got mixed up and thought you were talking about the jan/nicky/crystal schoolgirl/demon au i wrote a little while back and ended up writing a continuation of that. whoopsie

5. “Well, I’ve got nothing left to lose.” / Z. Other

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“Crystaaaaaaal,” Jan whined, hanging upside down off of her bed. “I’m bored. I can’t sleep.”

Crystal sighed and sat up. It was three in the morning during one of their weekend ‘sleepovers’ and, admittedly not surprisingly, neither of them had any desire to actually sleep. “Me too,” she mumbled, rubbing her eyes. “What d’you wanna do?”

“Well…” Jan pulled herself upright. “I was thinking… maybe we could summon Nicky again.”

Her brows rose. It had been nearly a month since the encounter in the bathroom and neither of them had stopped thinking about it. How could they? It was the single hottest thing they had experienced in their young lives and while they were perfectly happy with their sex life, they had been chasing that high ever since. “Well, I’ve got nothing left to lose,” she decided after a moment.

Jan perked right up and got out of bed, rifling through her drawer until she found the bra Nicky had etched the summoning spell into. She turned her lamp on and sat on the edge of her bed, whispering the incantation. But nothing happened, leaving both of them perplexed.

“Wait!” Crystal suddenly perked up. “Last time you summoned her, we were fucking, so just like, moan while you say it.”

“That… actually makes sense,” she conceded, this time reading the chant through breathy moans, which Crystal helped elicit by sucking on her neck and rubbing her clit through her pajama shorts.

This time, the room went pitch black, and when the lamp flickered back on, that and the moonlight brought Nicky into their field of vision. “It worked!” the two of them whispered excitedly.

Nicky smirked and looked the two of them over. “Janice, Crystal, long time no see,” she purred. “To what do I owe the honor of your summons?”

“We were bored.”

“And horny.”

Nicky laughed softly. “They’re always so honest at this age,” she mused. “Very well, I’ve got time to kill,” she decided, unzipping her little black dress and letting it pool around her ankles, stepping out of her pumps and removing her bra and panties as well, then looked at the two expectantly. “Well? Don’t make me wait.”

Jan and Crystal scrambled to get out of their pajamas, tossing them aside, then looked up at Nicky for her guidance.

“So cute,” she chuckled. “You, on your back,” she said to Crystal, then turned to Jan. “You, all fours,” she instructed, then waited for them to oblige. She got up behind Jan. “You take care of your girlfriend while I make you feel good,” she purred before licking a slow stripe along her folds.

Jan let out a moan, but was quick to follow her instructions, nestling her head between Crystal’s thighs, going right to work licking and sucking on her clit, though it was a bit hard to focus with the sensation of Nicky’s serpent tongue thrusting inside of her with otherworldly skill.

Crystal didn’t mind, she laid back and moaned, tangling her hand in Jan’s hair to help guide her, pressing her hips up to urge her on.

Nicky smirked, listening to how the two girls whimpered and whined while she focused her attention on getting Jan off. And it wasn’t long after that that she could feel her body jerking and trembling and she held her tight so she could ride out her orgasm. “Good girl. Go on, focus on making Crystal come,” she gently coached her.

And Jan obliged as eagerly as she’d been the whole time, using her tongue and fingers to work her girlfriend over the edge, humming in satisfaction and easing off once she was certain she was spent. “Gosh, I think once we’re done with school, we’ll be summoning you a lot more.”

“Yes, once you get past the sacrilege of it all,” Nicky chuckled. “Either way, you know how to find me.”

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sportmethydoll -the prompt is “we’re on Instagram live !”

Thank you for doing these I love them 💛

ive never done canon compliant sportsmethydoll but that’s where this led me

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“Okay, we’re live, hi everybody!” Jan greeted brightly, holding his phone so only he and Nicky were in the frame and nudging him to say hi.

Nicky laughed lightly, “hey!” he waved. “Jan and I are here in my apartment with a very special guest,” he took Jan’s phone and flipped the camera, making Crystal the one in the frame, but flipped it back when they were all on the couch together.

“So,” Jan started, “since Crystal is out here in the city for a bit, we had to bring her over to–”

“–have a threesome,” Nicky finished confidently, making the other two queens giggle. “You think we are joking, but this has been my evil plan all along.”

Crystal nodded, keeping a very serious expression. “It’s true, you guys, but Gigi said it’s okay, don’t worry,” if he threw that in, he knew the fans would focus on that instead of speculating.

Though if they were being realistic, they would know none of their fans would expect that Nicky was being completely truthful. All they had to do was entertain the virtual crowd for a bit longer, then the real fun could begin.

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For the drabble, 26+M?

26. Jan Sport/Nicky Doll/Crystal Methyd & M. Royal AU

i didnt think i was gonna be able to make this work, but i did!

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Jan had gained a reputation as an incredibly friendly princess. Hardly anyone had a negative thing to say about her. One might even go so far as to consider her one of the most beloved royals of her time.

Something that often came up when discussing Jan’s personality, was her relationships with her ladies-in-waiting, Crystal and Nicky. People would talk about how lovely it was that they were so close, how it was so nice to see that sort of camaraderie on display. They’re all such good friends, isn’t that nice?

“Fuck…” Jan panted breathlessly as she lay back on the bed, sandwiched between the other two women. “Don’t tell anyone, but I would abdicate my title before I give you guys up,” she admitted.

Nicky chuckled softly, pressing a kiss to Jan’s shoulder. “Bold words, darling. Let’s hope you’re never in a position where you have to back it up.”

“Seriously,” Crystal agreed, shuddering at the thought. “I’m not ready to live in a world where Lemon takes over your position,” she mused with a laugh.

Jan winced in a playfully over dramatic manner. “Okay, okay, you’ve got a good point there,” she conceded, knowing the world wasn’t ready for a monarchy where her little sister was next in line for the throne. “I just love you both so much.”

“And we love you too,” Nicky cooed, leaning over so she could kiss Jan properly, gently caressing her face as she did. “But we also love you not voluntarily exiling yourself to prove a point,” she teased.

“I don’t think she’s actually gonna have to worry about it, though,” Crystal added, having nestled against Jan’s side, letting her fingers graze up and down the princesses’ naked body. “Everyone likes Jan too much. I bet if she murdered someone, people would be like, ‘well, they probably deserved it, we’re just glad she’s okay’ or something,” she giggled.

Jan snorted with laughter. “Well, I’m not planning on testing that theory either,” she assured, turning to kiss Crystal as well.

“Not at all? You’re no fun,” Nicky huffed before laughing. “See? This is why our Jan is so loveable,” she cooed in a cloyingly sweet tone.

“Yeah, there’s nothing like a ‘no murder’ policy that really hammers home the likeability,” Jan giggled. “The important thing is that neither of you are going anywhere.”

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I have ALWAYS adored the line ❝ Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois? ❞ bc like?? It’s a character who is pretending to be French?? Saying “how you say” to a French word?? SO good. Jan, Crystal, and Nicky please <3

yall dont understand ive seen like, every episode of mpgis that was my jam for a hot minute

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“I’ve been thinking…” Jan started off slowly.

“That’s never a good sign,” Nicky teased. “What about?”

Jan hesitated for a beat. “About that girl that moved in down the hall last week,” she replied. She doubted she would need to do too much clarifying, she saw the way Nicky looked at her too.

And sure enough, Nicky smirked. “Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois?”

“How do you say- Nicky, it’s a French phrase,” she stared at her in confusion before it hit that her girlfriend was joking, and now she felt like the stupid one. “Oh. Right. So… is that a yes?” she asked.

Nicky snorted. “That’s a ‘I’ve been waiting for your dumb, horny ass to say something’. Why don’t you text her, baby?”

As luck would have it, Crystal was on board without much of any convincing. So, they invited her over for dinner - because it was polite to have some sort of prelude to a threesome, after all. But they couldn’t help but rush through the meal, knowing what was to come. And as soon as they were done, they relocated to the bedroom.

Jan and Nicky had Crystal in between them, kissing her lips and neck while their hands roamed her body. They undressed her as well, then each other. While they had intended to be languid, to take their time with their new lover, they were all very horny, and subsequently a bit sloppy.

But at the same time, it was everything they had hoped for, they all fit together in a harmony that made it feel like they had always meant to be intimate together. It was perfect, utter bliss.

And despite being sweaty and breathless once they were done, none of them moved away from each other, practically stuck together while they were cuddling. “Yeah, so, um, I’m gonna be coming over a lot more often,” Crystal remarked once her mouth and brain reconnected.

Jan smiled and kissed her cheek. “I don’t think either of us would complain about that. Right, Nicky?”

Nicky nodded in agreement. “Mhm, not at all.”

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Sportsmethydoll- good girl jan and bad girl crystal fuck in catholic school and summon a sex demon (nicky ofc)

why am i so into this my god lmao

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“We – fuck – shouldn’t, what if – oh my god – we get caught?” Jan panted as she braced herself against the bathroom stall.

Crystal, on her knees, pulled back and looked up at her. “We won’t if you shut your fucking mouth,” she said flatly before she continued, tongue sliding back between her folds.

And Jan was doing her best to quiet down, but she’d never been touched like this before, let alone in the school bathroom. It was an intense pleasure that left her moaning and babbling utter gibberish.

At least that’s what they thought it was, but all of the sudden, the room started shaking, the lights flickered, then went out for a split second. And when they came back on, they were no longer alone.

Nicky smirked as she looked the two disheveled girls over. “Oh my,” she cooed, “I have been waiting for something like this to happen.”

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i see 112 on the list :) 103 is “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

yeah idk why my laptop wasnt showing it right lol

103. “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

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One thing that has proven to be a major bonus in Jan, Nicky, and Crystal’s relationship was that if ever one of them was not in the mood, the other two could take over. Of course, they preferred it when it was all three of them, but they had a good system. 

Then there were days where one of them was absolutely insatiable and the other two had to tag team her like they were in a wrestling match.

“Okay, I need a break,” Jan exhaled as she exited the bedroom. “It’s your turn.”

Crystal laughed softly and shook her head as she reentered the bedroom. “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

But Nicky was just sprawled out naked on the bed with a smirk on her lips. “Can you blame me? I have two hot girlfriends, how could I not want to fuck them constantly?” 

“Okay, okay, you don’t have to sweet talk me,” Crystal chuckled as she crawled on top of her and kissed her deeply.

Crystal and Jan switched off a few more times before Nicky finally tapped out, her need for dinner finally outweighing her desire to continue the sexual marathon she was on. 

“This is the first time I’ve seen you dressed today,” Jan teased, looking at the t-shirt and shorts Nicky had haphazardly thrown on. 

“Do not get too used to it,” Nicky retorted. “I still want both of you for dessert.” 

And once they had digested their meals, Nicky had her girlfriends naked in bed once more. But she was merciful this time, allowing them to lay down while she pumped two fingers in and out steadily. Being ambidextrous has never been more of a blessing, as she was able to fuck both of them with the same amount of fervor. 

Once she had gotten them both off for what must’ve been the fifth or sixth time that day, Nicky lay between the two girls that happily cuddled up to her sides. “I think we can call it a night, now.”

“Good, because I might’ve blacked out from another orgasm,” Jan admitted with a laugh. “But we love you, our little nymphomaniac.”

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spare sportsmethydoll + 6 + stripper/pornstar au

this is an au (tho still in the scu bcs why not) i can vibe with

6. “Wow, I’ve never seen this side of you. It’s really hot.”

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“Are you sure Nicky’s gonna be okay with us surprising her at work?” Crystal asked, holding Jan’s hand as they walked down the street, only a block away from the club.

Jan nodded, unphased. “She’s not ashamed of her side job, she just doesn’t think it’s something we would want to see. Which I get, I mean, it skeeves me out to think about guys trying to feel her up, but she tells me they’re not allowed to get handsy.”

“That’s actually reassuring,” Crystal chuckled as they stepped inside, both of them immediately spotting Nicky across the room on stage, and began weaving their way through the room, but stood just out of their girlfriend’s field of vision at first. 

They wanted to just watch Nicky in her element, and they were as impressed as they expected to be. The way she commanded the stage with grace and seduction made it obvious why she got so popular so fast. About midway through the number, the two girls managed to get to the front of the stage with singles in hand, holding them out to her when she got to them.

Nicky nearly broke character, covering her mouth with her hand as she giggled. She leaned forward, taking the bills from them. “You two better meet me in the dressing room when I’m done,” she told them before switching right back into her stripper mode, the audience cheering as she dropped her bra to the floor.

Crystal and Jan stayed put for the rest of Nicky’s set, then made their way back into the dressing room, where Nicky sat in her chair, wrapped up in a black silk robe. 

“Did you two enjoy the show?” she smirked. 

“I just…” Crystal started, still unable to take her eyes off her. “Wow, I’ve never seen this side of you. It’s really hot.”

Jan nodded in agreement. “You looked so stunning up there, not that I’m surprised,” she chuckled. She leaned over and kissed her sweetly. “Beautiful and talented, we knew you were a catch.” 

“Those your girlfriends?” the dancer sitting next to her asked. “She don’t ever shut up about y’all.” 

Nicky laughed softly. “Yes, Vanessa. This is Jan and Crystal,” she confirmed. “See? I told you they’d be supportive.”

“We’d be more supportive if you wore that outfit at home,” Crystal chimed in.

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Sportsmethydoll + purple💜

“Okay, I’ve got the dye and everything. Crystal, are you ready to be on standby for cleanup?” Nicky asked. 

“Seems counterproductive, given who I am as a person, but I’ll do my best,” Crystal nodded, sitting on the closed toilet while Nicky had Jan sitting with her head in the sink. 

Jan chuckled softly. “We believe in you, baby,” she cooed, getting comfortable before Nicky got to work. Out of the three of them, she had the most experience dying hair, and it was a hell of a lot cheaper and more convenient to do it in their apartment. 

“Oh my god, it’s already looking so good. It’s gonna be the perfect shade of purple,” Nicky assured as she continued her work. 

And after a tedious bit of time, Nicky finished dying and styling Jan’s hair. “Okay, are you ready for the big reveal?” 

“I think so,” Jan giggled. “Crys, how does it look?”

“It actually might be the best your hair’s ever looked,” she hummed.

With that encouragement, Jan turned and looked at herself in the mirror. “Oh my god, it’s perfect!” she beamed and kissed Nicky. “Thank you, baby.”

send me a ship and prompt for a mini drabble

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21 + sportsmethydoll (the origins of the sitcom)

this is definitely in episode one lol

21. “Those aren’t your clothes.”

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Heidi is a good neighbor. She’s kind and friendly and was the first to welcome Jan and Nicky into the complex. But she was also more than a little bit nosy. She knew all the gossip all the time. So when she saw a woman that was neither Jan nor Nicky leave their apartment at six in the morning, her interest was piqued.

She didn’t get a good look at the woman, the distinguishing features that stood out were round glasses and a long mess of curly, brown hair. And that woman was there more and more often, Heidi simply had to investigate, leading her to knock on her neighbors’ door one afternoon. 

Nicky opened the door, wearing shorts and a t-shirt from Missouri State University, which unbeknownst to her was only fueling the fire in Heidi’s theory. “What’s up?” 

“Those aren’t your clothes,” she observed with a frown. “They ain’t Jan’s either, so what the fuck is going on?”

“What do you mean?”

Before she could answer, Crystal let herself in, as they didn’t lock the door behind Heidi. “Hey babe,” she hummed, going right to Nicky’s side and kissing her cheek.

“Aha! Her!” Heidi exclaimed, practically jumping as she spoke. “I knew you been having another girl around! How could you do that to Jan?”

“Do what to Jan?” As if on cue, Jan let herself in. “What’d I miss?” She asked, moving between Crystal and Nicky, giving them both a quick kiss. 

That took Heidi from enraged to confused. “Wait, she… and you… and her?” She blinked. “What in the hell is going on?” 

“Oh my god, we never introduced her to Crystal,” Jan gasped softly, looking at Nicky in mild horror. “How rude of us. Heidi, this is Crystal, our girlfriend.”

“Our?”

That’s when it clicked for Nicky. “You thought I was cheating on Jan?” She couldn’t help but be a little offended at the mere suggestion, but she supposed the circumstances made it more understandable. 

“In my defense, most people’s minds don’t go to ‘third girlfriend’ when they see someone coming in and out at random ass times,” Heidi mumbled. 

Crystal shrugged. “I’m just glad we finally met,” she offered brightly. “Weird foot to get off on, but that’s very on brand for me.” 

Luckily, the nature of their meeting ended up not mattering much. Crystal got along with Heidi as much as Jan and Nicky did, and Heidi was always the first to defend the girls against anyone that had something negative to say about them.

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4 + 32, whoops looks like more sportsmethydoll shenanigans

jan being unnecessarily anxious over Unexpected Visitor is a big mood

4. “I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town.” / 32. “You’re acting like this is your first threesome.”

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Jan was darting around the apartment frantically, trying to multitask between getting ready and cleaning the apartment, despite the fact that both Nicky and Crystal had tried to get her to calm down and let them take over the cleaning. “I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town,” she remarked in a high, strained voice. 

“Sorry, I didn’t think you were gonna turn into Marie Kondo on speed because of it,” Crystal retorted as she did her makeup.

Nicky watched Jan buzz around the room in mild amusement. “You’re acting like this is your first threesome,” she chuckled.

“Romantically speaking, yes!” she retorted. Before Crystal, Jan and Nicky had partaken in threesomes before, but those were always one night stands, she never had to worry about meeting the parents and trying to explain the situation. She finally slowed down long enough to look at her girlfriends. “How are you guys so calm?” 

Crystal shrugged. “I’m used to her. Even if it goes badly, she’ll be back on her way to Missouri before we know it.

Nicky nodded. “Worst case scenario, we’ll just flee the country and hide out in France until it blows over.

Jan sighed. “Nicks, I keep telling you, fleeing the country is not the solution for any problem you face.”

“You say that now…”

She pressed her lips into a fine line, exhaling deeply through her nose. “Crys, how long until your mom gets here?”

Crystal looked down to check her phone. “Little less than an hour, assuming she doesn’t get lost. But enough time for you to either take a Xanax or smoke some weed and calm the fuck down.” 

Jan hadn’t ever smoked before Crystal, but she had to admit, it did help when she got wound up like this. So, she let her take her back to the bedroom and watched as Crystal packed a bowl, then took a hit before letting Jan smoke and calm down. They both leaned against the open window, knowing if the room smelled too much and wafted out, smoking would’ve been for naught as it would’ve just sent Jan into another wave of panic. 

“Gimme,” Nicky came in and took it from her, both to make sure Jan didn’t get too high and to take the edge off herself. 

After a few moments, they were all relaxed, and spent the time until Crystal’s mom arrived just enjoying each other’s company. They could handle this visit, they decided. They could handle anything together.

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5, 11 + 14. You know what time it is, its sportsmethydoll sexy time ;)

5. “You’re too good for me. You’re perfect and deserve as much.” / 11. “Shut up and kiss me.” / 14. “What are you gonna do, spank me?”

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Jan and Crystal were hanging out in their apartment, enjoying each other’s company while they waited for Nicky to get home from work. The time when they were alone together was often filled with warmth and sweet nothings, the two of them laying in bed with their bodies intertwined. 

“I love you,” Jan cooed, playing with Crystal’s hair. “You’re too good for me. You’re perfect and deserve as much,” she added, peppering kisses all over her face.

Nicky had gotten home mere seconds earlier, leaning against the doorframe. “You guys are disgusting. Make room,” she said and climbed onto the bed, wiggling her way in between them. “I do not know how your mouths are not filled with cavities with all of your sweet talking.”

Crystal jutted her lower lip out, pretending to be hurt. “Don’t be mean. We just love each other. And we love you.” 

That pout was kryptonite to Nicky. “I love you too,” she cooed, kissing her forehead, then shifting to look at Jan. “And you.”

Jan chuckled softly. “Shut up and kiss me,” she puckered her lips expectantly. 

And Nicky was just as weak for Jan, never able to resist her and kissing her deeply. “There, both of you needy bitches better be satisfied,” she joked.

“What if we’re not, Nicky?” Jan questioned, poking her side. “What are you gonna do, spank me?”

Nicky sighed, laying flat on her back and staring up at the ceiling. “You are both insufferable.” 

Crystal and Jan just smiled and shrugged, kissing along either side of Nicky’s neck as their hands wandered her body, dipping under her clothes. “Don’t pretend you don’t love it,” Crystal chided. 

“Your life would be so boring without us,” Jan agreed as they began undressing Nicky, who wasn’t putting up the slightest of fights. “And much less sexy.”

“You got me there,” Nicky gave in, shifting around when needed so the girls could get her clothes off. 

“We got you alright,” Crystal hummed, leaning in and kissing her deeply while Jan moved down Nicky’s body, stopping between her legs and pushing her thighs apart, lightly teasing her tongue along the slit before easing it inside. 

Nicky moaned, mostly being stifled as she and Crystal made out. One of her hands grabbed onto Jan’s ponytail, the other resting on the small of Crystal’s back. 

Crystal slid her hand down Nicky’s body, rubbing her clit while Jan continued to work her tongue steadily. 

“Mm, you two spoil me,” Nicky murmured during the brief time her lips weren’t touching Crystal’s. She could pretend to complain about them all she wanted, at the end of the day, nothing and no one could make her feel as good as they did. She allowed herself to relax, rocking and writhing into every touch, only to tense up completely when she came. 

Her body felt like a boneless puddle when she was spent, wrapping an arm around either girl. “I love you two so fucking much. I am so, so lucky.”

“Now who’s the mushy one?” Jan teased playfully, kissing her cheek and cuddling up to her.

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53 + 61 H, gosh would you look at that? I think sportsmethydoll is back!

this is like, such a classic sitcom trope lol, im living

53. “Just hold my hand, we got this.” / 61. “God, I feel like I’m babysitting you.” / H. Accidental Baby Acquisition 

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Nicky, Jan, and Crystal were all sitting on the floor in the living room, surrounding a baby bouncing contentedly in a walker. None of them were sure how they’d gotten roped into babysitting, but there they were with Heidi’s niece in their care. 

“We don’t have to like, nurse her, do we?” Crystal asked.

“Crys, sweetie, none of us are lactating,” Jan gently reminded her. “Heidi said she left us with everything we’d need, so hopefully nothing… explodes, I don’t know.” 

Nicky got up. “While you keep the baby from exploding, I’m going to make lunch.” 

Crystal looked up, eyes following Nicky. “Can I have a grilled cheese?”

“Yes, Crystal.”

“With bacon?”

“Yes, Crystal.”

“And no crusts?”

Nicky laughed softly. “God, I feel like I’m babysitting you.”

Crystal laughed. “You gonna punish me if I misbehave, then?” she cooed, batting her lashes with a smirk. 

“There is a baby present,” Jan chastised, though she wasn’t actually bothered by it.

“Relax, she knows like three words,” Nicky retorted from the kitchen as she got the sandwiches for the three of them made. 

Jan shrugged, she supposed there wasn’t much point in arguing that. She got up to help Nicky bring the plates over, and the three of them ate before they managed to give the baby her formula. The three of them were incredibly relieved to find out that the baby wasn’t a fussy eater at all. 

They had been hanging out for a little while after lunch, when suddenly Crystal wrinkled her nose. “Do you guys smell something?” 

Nicky and Jan looked between each other, confused, until it both hit them at the same time, and their faces scrunched up in disgust. “It’s the baby,” Nicky mumbled, holding her nose. 

“Okay, if we all just get it done, it shouldn’t be too painful,” Jan said as she got up to get the diaper bag. 

Crystal reached her hand out to Nicky. “Just hold my hand, we got this.”

Nicky whined, but took her hand. They were all pretty squeamish when it came to actually changing the diaper, but after a lot of cringing and gagging, they got through it. 

“Guys? I don’t think we’re ready for kids,” Jan announced.

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Heyyyyy ! How about 75 and/or 85 + sportsmethydoll

75. “What did you expect?”

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Jan and Nicky were out enjoying their night at the bar, drinking, dancing, both in good spirits. But then Jan noticed something out of the corner of her eye and stopped her girlfriend to get her attention. “That doesn’t look right,” she frowned, pointing over to the bar. 

A curly-haired brunette with round glasses and chunky jewelry was sitting at the bar, clearly just trying to have a drink while some guy kept trying to lean into her despite every sign of discomfort. It made both of them sick to their stomachs. 

“Let’s go,” Nicky nodded as they made their way over to her. “Oh my god, hey girl! How have you been?” She threw her arm around the stranger like they had known each other all their lives. 

And Jan was right on board without missing a beat. “It’s been ages, we have to catch up!” She left a ten dollar bill on the table for the bartender as the two of them ushered her outside and two doors down to a 24-hour diner. “That went better than I expected,” she admitted. 

“What did you expect?” Nicky chuckled. “That creep didn’t even know what hit him.” She then turned to the girl they had rescued. “Are you okay, darling?” 

Crystal smiled softly, fumbling with the bracelet on her wrist. “I am now, thank you. Are you guys like my guardian angels or something? That was amazing.”

“Nope, just a pair of overzealous lesbians that just can’t stand creepy dudes that don’t know how to take a hint,” Jan chuckled, ordering coffee for the three of them and a plate of fries as well before returning her attention to Crystal. 

“Oh!” Crystal perked up right away. “I’m gay too.”

Nicky chuckled. “No offense, my love, but your outfit already told us that. I like it though, the whole quirky hippie thing is hot.” 

“Nicks!” Jan elbowed her side. “We just got her away from being hit on, don’t you start now.” She was thinking the same thing, but she wasn’t planning on saying it. 

“No, no, I don’t mind,” Crystal chimed in, tucking her hair behind her ear. “Are you guys, um…”

“Together?” Jan completed the thought. “Yes, but that doesn’t mean we’d say no to the right company,” she explained, the slightest smirk on her lips as they all seemed to land on the same page. 

Crystal picked up one of the coffee mugs when they were placed on the table, stirring in four packets of sugar and a splash of cream before taking a sip. “This night just keeps getting more and more interesting,” she chuckled, looking at the couple across the table with interest. 

“Then perhaps you’d like to join us for a nightcap back at our place,” Nicky smirked, and Crystal readily agreed.

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okay but a drabble about crystal getting her nipple pierced and someone going with her and comforting her (maybe sportsmethydoll?) would be so cute🥺

“Okay, we’re here,” Jan announced as she pulled into the parking lot. “Last chance to back out if you have any second guesses.” 

“No, no I’m good. I’m ready,” Crystal assured as the three of them got out of the car. “Besides, I’ve got you guys with me, so I don’t have anything to be afraid of.” 

Both girls held either one of Crystal’s hands as they walked into the tattoo and piercing parlor, until Jan stepped ahead of them to go up to the counter. “Hi, I called this morning to schedule a piercing appointment for my girlfriend. Are you Kameron?”

The inked-up woman looked from Jan to the other two girls. “Yeah, that’s me. So, which one is your girlfriend?” She asked, pointing at them with her pen. 

“Both of them, actually,” Jan can’t help but grin, as she does whenever she gets to say so. “But Crystal here is the one getting pierced,” she explained, motioning her to come up to the counter with her. 

Kameron’s brows rose as she looked at the three girls. “Huh. Cool,” she remarked, wondering if perhaps they were onto something with this set up. “Alright, I’ll take her into the back. Are you guys coming for support?” 

“Of course,” Nicky piped up, the two of them following Kameron and Crystal into another room. It was well-lit and clean without coming off as clinical. The girls felt comfortable, or at least as much as they could be considering what one of them was about to endure. 

“Okay, right or left?” Kameron asked, watching Crystal take off her shirt and bra, handing them to Nicky before sitting in the chair. 

“Right,” Crystal answered, looking at Jan and Nicky, who went on either side of her to hold her hand. She took a deep breath and shut her eyes right after she saw Kameron approach with the tools. 

Kameron sat down, the girls giving her enough space while still comforting Crystal. “Ready? On three,” she warned, then counted down, piercing her on ‘one’.

Crystal let out a sharp yelp, but managed not to flinch. She opened her eyes, but didn’t look down just yet. “Does it look okay?” She looked to her girlfriends for reassurance. 

“It’s perfect, baby,” Jan assured, leaning down to kiss her forehead. 

“It’s actually really sexy,” Nicky added, then directed her attention to Kameron. “What does she need to do to take care of it?” 

“It’s gonna take nine to twelve months to heal,” Kameron explained. “Rinse it a few times a day, soak it in salt water too. Wear loose cotton clothing for the first couple months - I always advise people with breasts to avoid wearing bras if they can. Most importantly - Don’t. Fucking. Touch. It.”

“Understood. We will make sure she is on her best behavior,” Nicky assured, handing Crystal her shirt and shoving the bra into her purse. 

“That is a sexy look,” Jan observed when Crystal, now dressed, got up. “Thank you again,” she said to Kameron, the group going back out to the front to pay. 

As they left the shop, Jan and Nicky had their attention focused entirely on Crystal. “How are you feeling sweetie? Do you wanna go get something to eat? Or do you wanna go home and lay down?”

Crystal giggled softly. “Baby I didn’t get surgery, it was just one piercing. My tattoos hurt a lot more,” she said, then paused. “That said, I definitely want ice cream. Like. Right now.”

[missjanjie]

25V with sportsmethydoll, the sitcom gets steamy ;)

25. “You think you’re so cute, don’t you?” / V. First Time

anyway im p sure this is the first lesbian threesome ive written by myself so this was interesting

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The first night Jan, Nicky, and Crystal spent together was as perfect as any of them could have wanted. Before that, they had been together in every combination of two, and the time finally felt right to make their newfound relationship official. 

It had started off with a date. They went out to see a movie, grabbed a bite to eat, then made their way back to Jan and Nicky’s apartment just as the sun was setting. It wasn’t a given that they would end up in bed, but they did all seem to gravitate towards the bedroom, and it sparked from there. 

Nicky was in the middle of the other two girls, who both pretended to fight for that position. “You think you’re so cute, don’t you?” She teased, but did shift so they were all equally close to each other. 

“You know you love it,” Jan cooed, then moved behind Nicky to pull off her top and unhook her bra while Nicky did the same to Crystal. She undressed from the waist up as well, then kissed along Nicky’s spine and to her shoulder, then leaned over her to kiss Crystal and tangle her fingers through her hair. 

As Jan and Crystal made out, Nicky moved down Crystal’s body, mouth over her breasts and tongue teasingly circling her nipples. Her hand moved further down, stopping when it slipped between her thighs. “She’s wet already,” she remarked to Jan with a smirk. 

Crystal let a soft giggle slip out through her breathy moans. “Can you blame me?” She retorted before her lips met Jan’s again. 

Almost like a welcome present, Nicky and Jan shifted so they were both focusing their attention on Crystal. Nicky propped herself up against the pillows and had Crystal lay with her back against her. She tilted her head back and kissed her deeply, hands on her breasts, pinching and tweaking her nipples. 

Jan moved between Crystal’s legs, her hands pushing her thighs apart as she kissed downward from her navel until her tongue was circling her clit. She kept a firm grip on her thighs as she steadily and skillfully worked her tongue in and out.

Crystal’s moans were stifled as she hardly broke apart from Nicky long enough to breathe. She had one hand fisted into Jan’s hair while doing her best to angle the other one to get between Nicky’s thighs and work a couple fingers into her. But the attempt became more and more sloppy and haphazard as she approached her orgasm, tilting her head back and moaning out when it finally hit.

Once she was sure Crystal was done, Jan kissed back up her body to her lips, pushing her hair off of her face and laying by her side, only picking her head back up to lean over and kiss Nicky as well, before they both lay with Crystal sandwiched in the middle. 

It would be the first of many nights like this, now that they realized both the sexual and romantic chemistry between the three of them was even stronger than just two.

[missjanjie]

56 + 64 with Sportsmethydoll (this is an alternate universe in the SCU where crystal is a demon that nicky and jan summoned)

so did u just watch get dusted two too

56. I found the candles, we’ll be alright. / 64. Are you even human?

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Nicky laid out the blanket across the living room floor and laid the paper-made pentagram and accompanying designs on top of it. “What’s the hold up?” She called into the other room.

“I found the candles, we’ll be alright,” Jan replied, coming back into the room with an arm full of them, then carefully placed each of them in just the right spot. 

“Let’s do the hard part before we light them,” she told her, pricking her own finger with a needle and squeezing a drop of blood onto the center. “Do you want me to do yours? Or can you do it yourself?” 

Jan winced. “You’re gonna have to do it,” she shut her eyes and held her hand out, doing her best not to flinch as Nicky repeated the procedure on her. “Why are we doing this, again?” 

“Because it’s a rite of passage. Every queer girl goes through a weird goth phase, so we’re retroactively creating one for you.” 

This sounded suspicious to Jan, but she supposed she didn’t have the wherewithal to argue with her. “If you say so,” she shrugged and began lighting the candles. “Okay,” she sat back, admittedly impressed with their handiwork so far. “What’s next?” 

Nicky picked up a piece of paper and handed it to Jan, looking at the same words on her phone. “We say this. Neither of us speak Latin, so we’ll butcher it equally horribly.”

“That’s reassuring,” Jan chuckled before they both did their best to recite the chant in front of them.

At first, nothing happened, stirring a mix of disappointment and relief. But then the floor started glowing and the room started shaking. Then everything went pitch black, then blinding white. 

When the dust settled, the candles were out, but they could see the silhouette of someone in the center of the pentagram. The feminine form laid crumpled on the ground before pulling up into a seated position. “Where am I?”

The voice was nothing like either of them anticipated. Jan got up and turned the lights on. While the fact that there was a strange being in their living room was terrifying in it of itself, the woman sitting there seemed utterly nonthreatening. In fact, she was cute. 

“Who are you?” Nicky asked softly. 

“Are you even human?” Jan asked, slowly reapproaching. 

“I’m here in the middle of a seance, I’ll give you one guess,” she said very seriously before giggling. “Sorry, anyway, hi, I’m Crystal,” she chirped. 

Jan and Nicky looked at each other, then at Crystal. “I don’t know what I expected,” Jan admitted, “But it definitely wasn’t a pretty demon girl.” 

“You think I’m pretty?” Crystal asked, grinning brightly. 

Nicky looked between Jan and Crystal, eyes going wide with excitement. “Oh my god, please tell me we can have a threesome with the demon, that’s literally all I’ve ever wanted.”

“I’m up for it,” Jan shrugged, leading both girls to look at Crystal.

“I’ve been asked for weirder things, why not?”