#shred!

[spotofmummery]

A Long Fall 🎸

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[lauraneedstochill]

[every action has consequences]

🔪 inspired by this tweet:

[corvigae]

I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[gio-utti]

POV: You agreed to a walk in the forest with the Archdruid 🌿

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But I gave him the shape that's canon in my head pls enjoy

(pls gimme that dad bod)

[pangur-and-grim]

merry christmas!

[eye4muscle]

Above you

[teaboot]

Person: I wish that bird was closer so we could tell what it is

Me: That's a golden eagle

Person: Is it?

Me: Yeah

Person: How do you know?

Me: I can see it

Person: Yeah but how do you know

Me: I dunno. I've just seen 'em before. The head's just shaped different

Person: Bit what if it's not

Me: What do you mean?

Person: It could be a turkey vulture

Me: It isn't

Person: But how do you know that?

Person: You know it wouldn't kill you to just say you don't know. You don't need to be right about everything all the time, you don't need to know everything.

Person: You always dig your heels into stuff like this and honestly it kind of feels like you just like arguing with people. Did your parents not pay enough attention to you or something

(Bird flies closer)

Person: Oh hey it is a gold eagle

Person: But you had no way of knowing that

Person: So are you just cranky today orrr

[ohposhers]

THINKING ABOUT HOW THESE ARENT "FLASHBACKS" SHADOW IS SEEING WHILE FLYING TO THE ARK ITS FUCKING FANTASY MY GUY ITS SHADOW'S ✨WISHFUL LONGING IMAGINATION✨

THERE AINT NO GRASS ABOARD THE ARK THIS IS SHADOW IMAGINING WATCHING THE NORTHERN LIGHTS WITH MARIA WHERE HE WAS WHEN HE DOZED OFF BEFORE THE NIGHTMARE SEQUENCE IN THE FIRST EPISODE LOLOLOL FUCK OFF SEGA IM SOBBING

bro really dozed off to the idea of falling asleep next to Maria while they watch the Northern Lights i cant take this anymore

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

[wow-sofa-art]

He's so normal, guys. I promise. He's sooooo normal. Normalest guy ever. (Lying)

[chaiaurchaandni]

have humans developed a language that can accurately describe the intensity of this grief?

[alleyesony0u]

literally cannot stop thinking about how intentional it is in pvp civilization that people refer to evbo as "kid" or tell him he is "just a kid". it isn't just a headcanon that he is probably a teenager he IS a teenager. he's impulsive like a teenager, he's naive like a teenager, he doesn't understand romance like a teenager, he's materialistic and looking for anything that will give him comfort or happiness like a teenager because he IS A TEENAGER. he's a kid. he's a kid cursed with immortality, and what do people do with that? abuse it. evbo is a kid in a horrible, violent society, and he knows nothing else, but he still believes, naively, like a kid, that there are people who are better than this society. he tells zam that he and the iron swords don't need to farm him, that it will do them no good. what about his life? what about tabi's? and he forgets where he is. what he is.

in this society, evbo is not a child. in this society, evbo is not the "chosen one". he is a tool. he is an object. what do you do with tools and objects? you use them.

and yet evbo still stands there, a kid. and the adults of this society exploit that. he is just a kid, he doesn't get it. he is just a kid, he doesn't realize how many lives he's saving. he is just a stupid, naive, vulnerable kid with too much love and too much hope in his heart. we can use that.

he is a calf standing on wobbly knees born knowing it is destined for the slaughterhouse.

[mildhaj]

when the play fight gets a little serious