#showdown at the grand

[mortemain]

Dolph Lundgren in Showdown at the Grand (2023)

[thenefilim]

Review - Showdown at the Grand (2023)

Dolph Lundgren and Terrence Howard team up to save an indie theatre from a ruthless developer.

https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2023/11/28/showdown-at-the-grand-2023-review/

[cultfaction]

Showdown at the Grand trailer released

Written and Directed by Orson Oblowitz, Showdown at the Grand stars Terrence Howard, John Savage, Piper Curda, Amanda Righetti, and Dolph Lundgren. It follows a proud movie theater owner, George Fuller (Terrence Howard), who must defend his family business from corporate developers alongside a legendary action star, Claude Luc Hallyday (Dolph Lundgren) as art imitates life in a showdown for the…

[wei-smiler]

It's them again. I've been thinking about them lately.

monks are not allowed to come into close contact with women, even if feelings of love arise in their hearts, they can only keep these emotions deeply buried within themselves. Yet, I am deluded in thinking that Dashi might have such feelings for Wuya.

[izscha]

And thus, the war between Xiaolin and Heylin began.

Dialogue is based on this post:

[ashandcinders]

I had an itch to scratch

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[harpywitharobot]

"Did you see that Tiānlán? First prototype that didn't explode!"

[popgirlshowdown]

the tumblr pop girl showdown and it's the same but there's 96 more artists so it's not

ROUND 1 LINEUP

billie eilish vs naomi elizabeth: NAOMI ELIZABETH taylor swift vs nicola roberts: NICOLA ROBERTS lady gaga vs hannah diamond: LADY GAGA rihanna vs namasenda: RIHANNA sabrina carpenter vs isabella lovestory: SABRINA CARPENTER ariana grande vs nicole dollanganger: NICOLE DOLLANGANGER dua lipa vs kilo kish: DUA LIPA sza vs pussy riot: SZA shakira vs rebecca black: SHAKIRA adele vs brooke candy: ADELE lana del rey vs natalia kills/cruel youth: LANA DEL REY katy perry vs cheetah girls/3lw : THE CHEETAH GIRLS beyoncé/ destiny's child / the carters vs kelela: BEYONCÉ miley cyrus/ hannah montana vs lindsey lohan: MILEY CYRUS doja cat vs hemlocke springs: HEMLOCKE SPRINGS olivia rodrigo vs bree runway: BREE RUNWAY chappell roan vs lauren jaureggi: CHAPPELL ROAN charli xcx vs arca: CHARLI XCX camila cabello vs slayyyter: SLAYYYTER ellie goulding vs sky ferreria: SKY FERREIRIA halsey vs allie x: HALSEY britney spears vs sophie: SOPHIE madonna vs loona: MADONNA tate mcrae vs chloe x halle: CHLOE X HALLE selena gomez vs monaleo: MONALEO kesha vs japanese breakfast/michelle zauner: KESHA rosalía vs muna: ROSALÍA megan thee stallion vs shygirl: MEGAN THEE STALLION ava max vs hilary duff: HILARY DUFF anitta vs paris hilton: TIE cardi b vs janelle monae: JANELLE MONAE becky g vs fka twigs: FKA TWIGS mitski vs hayley kiyoko: MITSKI natasha bedingfield vs caroline polachek: NATASHA BEDINGFIELD christina aguilera vs rina sawavama: RINA SAWAYAMA nelly furtado vs flo: NELLY FURTADO jennifer lopez vs björk: BJÖRK raye vs rico nasty: RICO NASTY mariah carey vs solange: MARIAH CAREY avril lavigne vs tommy genesis: AVRIL LAVIGNE zara larsson vs princess nokia: PRINCESS NOKIA tini vs girls generation: GIRLS GENERATION whitney houston vs poppy: WHITNEY HOUSTON maria becerra vs ethel cain: ETHEL CAIN tyla vs fiona apple: FIONA APPLE florence welch/florence & the machine vs baby tate: FLORENCE WELCH dolly parton vs azealia banks: DOLLY PARTON gracie abrams vs robyn: ROBYN young miko vs st. vincent: ST. VINCENT kim petras vs haim: KIM PETRAS haley williams/paramore vs nessa barrett: HALEY WILLIAMS kacey musgraves vs ashniko: ASHNIKO amy whinehouse vs tatu: AMY WHINEHOUSE lorde vs donna summer: DONNA SUMMER clairo vs ayesha erotica: AYESHA EROTICA latto vs janet jackson: JANET JACKSON julieta venegas vs renee rapp: JULIETA VENEGAS beabadoobee vs addison rae: BEABADOOBEE cyndi lauper vs grimes: CYNDI LAUPER céline dion vs victoria monét: CÉLINE DION pinkpantheress vs villano antillano: PINKPANTHERESS carly rae jepson vs red velvet: CARLY RAE JEPSON kehlani vs diana ross: DIANA ROSS emilia vs aaliyah: AALIYAH gwen stefani/ no doubt vs doechii: DOECHII blackpink vs maggie rogers: BLACKPINK tinashe vs lily allen kylie minougue vs thalía madison beer vs saweetie little mix vs selena ludmilla vs marina diamandis/ marina & the diamonds tove lo vs elyanna laufey vs rita ora melanie martinez vs bad gyal aurora vs phoebe bridgers/ boygenius spice girls vs tokischa fergie vs normani willow vs cher lizzo vs flo milli kate bush vs pussycat dolls

[fangirlingpuggle]

Very dumb Xiaolin Showdown AU/fic prompt where Dashi, comes back.

A new Wu reveals itself and everyone searches for it and when they activate it suddenly Dashi just appears falling over and dropping a can of soda like 'yeah that didn't go to plan may have fucked up there.... hey Dojo I got the soda' just Dashi tried experiment with Wu and fucked up and got trapped until it reactivated and then is just there chilling.

Guan shows up and is so happy his friend is alive but also... he knows Dashi.

When the next showdown happens Wuya is there and Guan is just paling like 'oh fuck' mostly everyone is confused like yeah she's Dashi's nemesis 'why are you worried with beat Wuya loads and she doesn't have all her powers it'll be fine right?' Guan just gives a pained look no idea how to explain....that.

The 2 start a showdown just them and it's banter and then Wuya getting upset 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU BASTARD' and things start to get weird... Jack and the dragons are looking between each other like WTF...Dojo is paling as repressed memories are coming back and Chase basically teleports next to Omi covering his eyes just before Wuya and Dashi start making out.

Jack and the dragons jaws are on the ground other than Omi who has no idea what's happening because Chase is not letting his apprentice have to deal with this than you very much.

Somewhere in the distance they can hear Hannibal's cry of 'KNEW IT' Guan is signing in defeat 'Everyone knew it this isn't a surprise'. Then they realize it's not stopping. '...Dojo make the showdown stop..Dojo... DOJO'

That's the start of it slowly everyone realizes Dashi is not just a grand master dragon... he's is a fucking chaos gremlin who puts the world in danger as much as he saves it, it's no wonder he's so good at saving the world since he's always doing it cleaning up his own messes.

The whole hiding the wu they realize is less Dashi's decision and more everyone else's decision of making him put his objects of chaos out of reach, just putting his toys on the top shelf to stop him blowing up reality for 5 minutes.

All the other older monks at the temple decide to go on a long pilgrimages away form the temple and Dashi, and instead there's just Wuya chilling there they think she's moved in... no one wants to ask because that raises more questions... no one wants them answered.

Dashi's chaos is back in full swing and the next 'Ooops kick started end of the world event Chase shows up scoops up Omi like 'Not making him clean up Dashi's mess he's here he can do it himself taking my kid-I MEAN APPRENTICE home til Dashi has unfucked the universe' Fung wants to argue for a moment before taking a look at Dashi running into the vault yelling 'IT'S OK I CAN FIX THIS' while Wuya can't stop laughing and decides all the dragons can have a week or 2 at home... they've earned it.

Also as Wuya and Dashi have stopped any subterfuge and subtly and the whole good vs evil has now become more everyone vs Dashi's chaos Chase throws subtly out the window and is there with Omi like 'This is my son if anything happens to him I will destroy the world in a way not even Dashi's most powerful toys can fix'

Dashui: I TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE BRING IT ON CHASE

Guan:DASHI NO!

Which leads to Chase being around the temple more or taking Omi back to his palace because 'He is not a signing a permission slip for Omi to be involved in Dashi's latest shitshow' even though Omi is totally ready to jump into the portal to oblivion Dashi made to save the world'.

However, he sometimes gets sucked into saving the world (mix of Dasshi and Wuya teasing and Omi puppydog eyes)...as does Wuya because of reasons she will not say but her and Dashi are smirking at each other so no one is asking, they do NOT want to know. Which leads to them seeing the old dragons of their elements kicking ass and leads to all of the dragons starry eyed and demanding/pleading to know more moves and teach me how you did that please!!

Kimiko is borderline threatening Guan to teach her to make fire weapons like he did, Raimundo is near begging Dashi for the mountain cutting wind slash ability he used and flight ability, Omi is already being taught by Chase. Clay is trying to figure out how to get Wuya to teahc him some earth abilities.

Clay: Why did mine have to be an evil varmint

Dojo: I mean Omi's is too

Clay:...

Clay: That's is his pa Dojo

Dashi when not being a chaos gremlin is teasing all his friends, especially Guan and Chase because all this time and you 2 still aren't together .

Guan: Dashi he has tried to kill be many times

Dashi:...yeah...and?

Guan:....

Guan:I realized who I was speaking to after I said it

He also teases Guan about being a deadbeat dad and not spending time with Chase and his son, Guan is trying very hard to set his friend on fire.

Dashi has got Omi involved and Omi is so excited to have both his heroes spending time with him and neither can say no to him. Dashi and Wuya are watching all this giggling with popcorn.

Dojo: How mcuh of this is you wanting to help them and how much is just for your amusement

Dashi:... like 60, 40 split...which way i'm not to sure though.

Bonus: it is collectively agreed by everyone that Jack and Dashi can not spend time together Jack once asked about how the shen gong wu were made and about mechs and kaiju and everyone all has to drag them apart after they started talking... no one is allowed to give Dashi anymore ideas.

[sawbones-showdown]

and the winner of TUMBLR'S ULTIMATE SAWBONES is...

DOCTOR BARON MARIUS VON RAUM!!!

'twas a rough, tough, final poll, and a long interesting way there, so thank you all, including surprise participants @neitherabaron (!!) and @pepurika (!!!), for coming out to our little bracket!

...when we created this particular torment nexus, we didn't expect to be the ones experiencing torments in it, but with our most precious of blorbos frequently going head to head, we as your local poll-runners certainly did get tormented! thank you also for the torment.

now, while this poll may be over, the fun and/or torment isn't done quite yet! tune in again sometime soon for our next caper, the MARITIME MATCHUPS, wherein we'll determine the finest of fictional naval officers!

[thexgrayxlady]

Trick or treat!

“No.” Chase narrowed his eyes at his latest brilliant invention. “Absolutely not. You are going to disassemble that heinous monstrosity right now! I’m not testing…”

“You’re not testing it at all.” Dashi turned away from his work bench. “I wouldn’t know if it was work…”

“It doesn’t need to work.” Chase crossed his arms to hide the smoke curling from his fingertips. “You have me.”

“And if the Heylin Seed gets loose when you’re off fighting Wuya or on a quest for the world’s best fried squid balls…”

“Quanzhou.”

“What?”

“Quanzhou. Aunty Ju. She has the third stand from the end of the docks and the world’s best fried squid balls. I don’t need a quest for that.” He rolled his eyes like this was the most obvious thing in the whole world. “Just like you don’t need this abomination.”

He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “So if the Heylin Seed…”

“You put it in a box once, you can do it again.”

He flipped the lens on the jeweler’s loop back down and turned back to the large ruby. “Let’s say that I’m on my own and I need to light a fire.”

“That is a skill issue.”

“Say someone cleans the Saphire Dragon…” He picked up his tweezers and started to fold the fitting down around the edges of the gem. Chase would get over it eventually. He just had to be dramatic first.

“Then they deserve what’s going to happen.”

“If we’re fighting Hannibal and you’re not…”

Chase rolled his eyes, spun around, nearly tripped over scrap metal on his way out of the workshop, then crashed into Guan as he stormed through the door.

“What’s going on?” Guan put a hand gently, yet firmly on Chase’s shoulder, stopping him from leaving.

“He’s trying to replace me with some doohicky!” Chase spat. Smoke trailed his hands as he gestured to the worktable.

Dashi set the star back on the bench. “I’m making a charm that can generate fire.”

For a few moments, Guan stared at Chase with fond exasperation, then said, “It won’t be as good, but we can’t afford to not have you around.”

The smoke dissipated and Chase blinked up at his friend. The corners of his mouth twitched up and his shoulders sank in relief. Then he remembered that he was supposed to be mad, scowled and added, “It is still a useless doohicky.”

[horriblehistories-shabbyshowdown]

“Hello and welcome to the Shabby Showdown, what’s the showdown about ? Horrible History characters.”

Get ready for the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! We need your help to determine which among the characters from our beloved historical-comedy-sketch show reigns SUPREME. From the witty to the wacky, the brave to the bizarre, we’re putting up the characters you think are the best for this HISTORICAL EXTRAVAGANZA !

How it works:

Character submissions: If the character you think is the best isn’t in our list, don’t be shy to submit your character in our inbox. (We recommend that you add your propaganda or reasons why you think this character is the best of the best !)

Tournaments: The tournament will consist of four rounds:

Preliminary

Round of 16

Quarterfinals

Semifinals

The Grand Finale.

Championship: The ultimate champion will be crowned best Horrible History character !

The showdown will begin on the 20th of October (2024) OR once we’ve reached up to enough characters.

LIST OF CHARACTERS WE HAVE CURRENTLY:

Death

Richard the III

Rattus Rattus

Lee (Host of Historical Fashionfix)

Lunatic with the hot poker

6. George III

7. George IV

8. Charles the II (King of England)

9. Henry VII

10. Henry VIII

11. SHOUTY MAN

12. Blenkinsop (The Few)

13. Historical MasterChefs judges

14. Mike Peabody

15. Boudicca

16. Cleopatra

17. Scrappus

18. Agent Sophie

19. Pachacuti

20. Sam

21. Tom and Jalaal (S6)

22. Louis

23. Alexander the Great

24. Cliff Whiteley

25. Ratalie

26. D.I. Bones

27. Dick Turpin

28. Bob Hale

29. Emperor Caligula

30. Vincenzo Larfoff

31. Elizabeth I

32. Charles Dickens

BONUS TOURNAMENT ROUND CHARACTERS:

Elagabalus

The teacher and cop from “It’s not true”

EVERY Historical Paramedics duo

King Phillip II

Claude Duval

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Types of Characters you are allowed to submit:

Historical figures mentioned in the show (Ex. Richard the III, Charles the II, Shakespeare, etc …)

Side characters (Ex. Bob Hale, Mike Peabody, Rattus Rattus, etc …)

Animated HH Characters (Ex. Vicious Viking, Frightful First World War soldier, etc …)

Tags:

Non-showdown related posts = #Not a Shabby Showdown post

Preliminary round = #Shabby Showdown: Preliminaries

Round of 16 = #Shabby Showdown: Round of 16

Quarterfinal round = #Shabby Showdown: Quarterfinals

Semifinal round = #Shabby Showdown: Semifinals

Grand finale round = #Shabby Showdown: Grand Finale

HH Character submission = #Shabby Showdown: New character unlocked

Bonus character tournament = #Shabby Showdown: Bonus tournament

We’re so excited for the results and what kind of characters you will be submitting ! This is a community-driven event, make sure to reblog or share this blog and let's make history together! 🗺️ 📺 📚 !!

Links to important/necessary posts:

• HH SHABBY SHOWDOWN BOARD

[bellamer]

Let’s not fucking forget that when Jack Spicer got Chase Young pregnant and he gave birth on screen to an egg that he loved with all of his being they just fucking forgot about it. 7 episodes after that and hyping it up and shit it was just never brought up again. And then they hinted Omi being blood related to Chase but blood related how ? Are they gonna say Chase and Grand Master Dashi fucked and Chase got pregnant from that too but Omi was stolen away from him to be raised by the Monk’s and that’s why he took getting his egg stolen so hard and why he has an interest in Omi ? Like if you’re gonna tease that shit at least fucking let it go somewhere in the span of 7 episodes. Dont drop that on us and then forget about it and then get cancelled. Like im not over it. I hate this plot so much but im also pissed it never went anywhere. I’m trying to force myself to watch this show but I can’t.

Disney eat a dick.

[wei-smiler]

乱画，突然没有笔压了（¯﹃¯）好无奈

是长命百岁组❗❗（不算dashi）

[izscha]

Guan and Good!Chase trying to convince Dashi to not catch feelings for Wuya

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