#show your weiner to the gnomes

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Incorrect Ogden Quotes, featuring quotes from my own family and friends

Halima: I've always wanted to drink SpongeBob's tears

Morray: He's a happy little sponge you bastard, he did nothing to you

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Morray to Charlotte upon discovering their tents are sacked: Them damn bloody butt pirates, they struck again!

Cherry: SHIT SKILLET *turkey garbles* run it's a sphincter viking! (Singing) they're on patrol, for your anus hole, you better run, it's not as fun as it sounds

Morray to Matt: Welcome to the Sphincterverse, Spiderman

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Adalia wrapping an arm around Thomas Akridge and climbing in his lap: Now to talk to the person I really wanna see! Hey handsome, so when's your cute ass mom getting here huh?

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*Lori telling Leon about everything he missed while he was dead*

Leon: You look like the Unabomber

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Morray seeing the Warriors before the Trials: Look at this big fucking hunk crossing the street

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Leon seeing Matt for the first time: Bro if I was a gay dude I'd be all over that big slab of beef

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Cherry: Are you showing affection? I think you're a homosexual

Elijah: *burps*

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Morray: Soon I'm gonna go from sigma to gamma because all the monster I drink makes my piss radioactive

Halima: Soon you're gonna be dead.

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Morray watching the Trials: Show your weiner to the gnomes

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Leon: They have a reason to hate you.

Halima: I'm going to be the reason you don't wake up.

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Matt: *Morray indirectly saying my dick is huge? Where are your manners!! I asked her what she meant because she obviously made the 'you know what they say about muscley men' joke so I wanted to know how she says it*

Adalia: How rude, it's etiquette to say it directly to your face. Matthew, your dick is huge

Aiyana: Now what the hell

[total-ass]

Response to the anon that said the kids on Dramarama get abused, the episodes are outrageous and nothing makes sense:

1.the kids don't get abused. Like for reals?! just compare how they are treated to how their Teenaged counterparts get treated on Total Drama. The Dramarama kids have it way easier. The only one that you could argue that is abused is Cody but I have a theory that he goes to two schools : one on his home planet and other on earth and, on the days he's on his planet, the other aliens go to earth and disguise themselves as him to cover up for him. And they are the ones that die wich brings me to my next point.

2. The reason why nothing seems to make sense is because some of the episodes really happened while others (like Jelly aches, Glove Glove me do, piñata regata and total eclipse of the fart) came out of the imagination of the kids. There are also some that really happened but where exaggerated by the producers and toddlers (Like Tiger's fail (i believe Gwen and Cody kept playing for 78 days not 78 years and he lost because he was hurt somehow, not because he died) and the tooth about zombies (there's no way Cody turned himself into a zombie. He probably just bit himself and started crying because he was hurt). There is also one episode (me, my elf and I) wich was either a play or a film they did for a contest or something like that. My theory is that, much like Total drama and Liv & Maddie, Dramarama is a show within a show... Or In this case a Cartoon within a Cartoon. Someone (most likely that army soldier from "a fish called Leshawna" that said the daycare called a lot) sold their stories to a Cartoon producer before the first episode aired and the confessional scenes are just the kids and chef telling the roterist about what they felt on that particular day.

If you want a list of wich episodes actually happened, here it goes:

Venthalla (happened but the level of bouciness of the ball was exaggerated by the kids)

Duck Duck Juice (happened)

Cluckwork orange (happened. Hey Total Drama has dolphins that can drive trucks, why Dramarama can't have werewolfs?)

Free chilli (happened but the final scene was imagined by the kids)

The date (happened)

Aquarium for a dream (happened)

Cutting corners (happened)

Sharing is caring (happened)

Ant we all just get along (happened)

Germ factory (happened)

Cone in 60 seconds (happened)

The bad guy busters (happened)

That's a wrap (happened. Total drama has raccoons that can unite and assemble itselfs to turn into a giant robot. Why Dramarama can't have mummies?)

Tiger fail (i already talked about this one)

A ninjustice for Harold (happened)

Having the timeout of our life's (happened)

Hic Hic horray (happened)

🍌🍌 & 🧀 (happened)

Inglorious toddlers (happened)

Not without my fudgy lumps (happened)

Paint that shame (happened)

Snot's landing (happened but everything that occurred inside Beth's 👃🏻 was part of her imagination)

A licking time bomb ( unfortunately it hapenned 🤢🤮)

From badge to worse (happened)

Snow Way Out (happened but the scenes with the hamster and the level of inflation of the suit was part of the kids imagination)

All up your drill (happened)

Toys will be toys (happened)

Stay goth poodle girl, stay goth (happened)

Gum and gummer (happened)

Invasion of the booger snatchers (entirely imagined by Harold though the kids did have a picture day)

Wristy business (happened)

Melter skelter (happened though Harold just imagined the dangers in the basement )

The never Gwending Story (happened)

There are no Hoppy Endings (happened)

Too much of a goo'd thing (happened but the slime coming to life and eating the kids was part of their imagination . They just got trapped on it)

The price of advice (happened)

Mother of all cards (happened)

Duncan disorderly (happened)

Soother or later (happened but Duncan imagined the scene were the stormy cloud calls him)

Camping in tents (happened)

Mutt Ado About Owen (happened but Cody imagined the thing that was with him on the hole)

Simon's are forever (the beginning and middle parts happened but the end was imagined by Izzy who got annoyed with Duncan and Leshawna for acting the way they did)

Stop! Hamster Time ( entirely imagined by Owen and Bridgette. She just got tired of taking care of the hamster)

Driving miss crazy (happened)

Weiner Takes All (happened)

Apoca-lice now (happened but the lices couldn't talk. That was imagined by the kids)

Gnome more mister Nice guy (happened. One of the aliens from Cody's planet was eaten by Owen)

Look who's clocking (entirely imagined by the kids)

Harold and the goblet of Flies (happened)

Stink, stank stunk (happened)

Glove glove me do (entirely imagined by Owen but he did find the gloves in the lost and found. The one that actually did everything Owen himself couldn't get right on the beginning was Noah but since Nowen didn't talk much on that particular day, Owen imagined that it was himself that did it with the help of the gloves)

Robo teacher (happened)

The tooth about zombies (already talked about this one)

Lie ranossaurus wrecked ( the beginning happened but the part with the second dinosaur onwards was imagined by Ozzy, Beth, Harold and Jude.)

An Egg-stremely bad idea (happened)

Exercising the demons (happened but no one got ripped in just a day. That was imagined by the kids)

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Ok I'm not gonna do all of them but you get the drill.

The end of Cartoon realism was imagined by Gwen and Beth.

Everything that happened on Beth and the Beanstalk was imagined by Beth.

Chef buying a copy machine was the only thing not imagined by Duncan on For a few Duncans and more.

The magical clawn noose was imagined by Harold and Owen.

The entire plot of upside of Hunger was imagined by Owen though that particular paralel universe does exist.

The entire plot of Jelly aches was imagined by the kids.

Owen imagined the entire plot of Total eclipse of the fart.

3.the episodes are not Outrageous!!😠😡👿 They are cool! 😠😡👿

[fly-pow-bye]

What’s Airing On Cartoon Network (November 2019)

The Futon Critic updated with Cartoon Network’s listings for November, featuring the return of Apple & Onion, the return of Total Dramarama, a Craig of the Creek special, and more! See it after the break!

Apple & Onion

November 2nd:

Apple's Focus - Apple helps Onion achieve his dream of competing on a baking show. Includes special guest Sue Perkins (Great British Bake Off). (9:30 AM)

Lil Noodle - Apple and Onion must remain legit enough to be in their favorite rapper's music video. Includes special guest Timothy DeLaGhetto. (9:45 AM)

Gyranoid of the Future - Apple and Onion struggle to ride Gyranoid of the Future, the craziest roller coaster at the carnival. (10:00 AM)

Fun Proof - Apple and Onion want to become this week's "Most Fun People". (10:15 AM)

November 9th:

Whale Spotting - Apple and Onion need to join an exclusive club to see a rare whale. (9:30 AM)

Heatwave - Apple and Onion try to spread cheer during a city-wide heatwave. (9:45 AM)

Apple's in Charge - Apple is put in charge of the Dollar Store for the very first time. (10:00 AM)

Burger's Trampoline - Apple and Onion must find a way to use Burger's trampoline without making him feel used. (10:15 AM)

November 16th:

Baby Boi TP - Apple needs to acquire a lifetime supply of toilet paper to finish his modern art sculpture. (9:30 AM)

Not Funny - With their 6 month friend anniversary approaching, Apple has to find a way not to lose his best friend. (9:45 AM)

November 23rd:

Onionless - Apple tries to survive a weekend alone while taking care of Onion's plant. (9:30 AM)

Party Popper - Apple and Onion's party plans are interrupted by a grumpy guest. (9:45 AM)

November 30th:

Face Your Fears - Apple and Onion must face their fears while trapped in a pet shop, so they can save French Fry from facing hers. (9:30 AM)

Apple's Short - Apple needs to be tall so that he can be in love. (9:45 AM)

Bakugan: Battle Planet

November 3rd:

Happy/One Way or Another - Happy: The AO expect a fight in Brakistan, but soon discover that old enemies Lord Brakken, Magnus, and Nillious are unnaturally happy to see them./One Way or Another: In the heat of emotions, Shun convinces Lord Brakken that his usual enemies are the best allies he has to sequester a renegade Core Cell. (7:00 AM)

November 10th:

Stormy Weather/Who Can it Be Now - Stormy Weather: On a flight to their next Core Cell mission, the AO's plane falls under attack by Pyravian, who strangely believes the team to be Bakuzon./Who Can It Be Now: The AO find themselves in a battle against the Bakuzon forces of Tiko that upends everything they thought they knew about Core Cells. (7:00 AM)

November 17th:

In My Room/An Army of Their Own - In My Room: When the AO report that they've been fighting the wrong fight, they discover that Benton has been corrupted by the villainous Tiko./An Army of Their Own: The AO are forced to turn to Philomena Dusk for help, only to realize that they have led Benton/Tiko right to the AAAnimus Campus. (7:00 AM)

November 24th:

Calling All Parents/Nowhere to Turn - Calling All Parents: When the parents of the world are turned against their children and confiscate their Bakugan, the AO must seek out the Rowdy Reds./Nowhere to Turn: While the AO attempt to gain allies and warn other children, Wynton is confronted by Armstrong Tripp, who now works for Benton Dusk. (7:00 AM)

Ben 10 (2016)

November 2nd:

My Bodyguard - When Zombozo hypnotizes Grandpa Max's entire baking class it is up to Ben and Gwen to clean up the mess, but it gets even messier when Zombozo unveils his new bodyguard: Kevin 11! (12:00 PM)

Wheels of Fortune - Team Tennyson's thrift store shopping is ruined by the latest high-speed heist of LaGrange - who is now aided by a super-fast electromagnetic racing car - and Ben must convince Kevin 11 to help stop the speed demon's globetrotting robbing spree. (12:15 PM)

November 9th:

Heat of the Moment - After Ben easily dispatches the Weatherheads, Team Tennyson travels to a ski resort for some fun in the snow but when Ben runs into the Weatherheads yet again, this time they are a force to reckon with. (12:00 PM)

Vin Diagram - When Ben sees Vin Ethanol impressed with Kevin's automotive know-how, Ben's jealousy has him convinced that he has to out-do Kevin before the older boy influences Vin to embrace his bad-guy side at a charity race. (12:15 PM)

November 16th:

A Sticky Situation - All Ben wants to do is stop Queen Bee from robbing a bank, but when Kevin shows up to try and be the hero and take all the glory himself, Ben will need to save the day twice or end up in hot honey. (12:00 PM)

What Rhymes with Omnitrix? - At a poetry slam event, Charmcaster's reading of Kevin's poetry causes magical trouble for Ben and Gwen, causing mind swaps that have everyone confused as to who's fighting who. (12:15 PM)

November 23rd:

You Remind Me of Someone - Ben and Gwen look for the infamous Bojamboo (the Bigfoot of the South) and discover that it's actually the Forgeti, at the same time as Kevin 11, but when Ben and Kevin are blasted with the Forgeti's forgetfulness mist, they reverse roles and it's up to Gwen and Max to restore them back to normal. (12:00 PM)

Adrenaland Jr. - Team Tennyson visits the safety-neutered version of Adrenaland known as "Adrenaland Jr.", only to end up facing off against a bitter Kevin 11, out to destroy everyone else's good, and safe, time. (12:15 PM)

November 30th:

Steam Fight at the OK Corral - When Kevin convinces Steam Smythe to adopt a modern approach in fighting Ben, our young hero must resort to old-fashioned thinking to save the day. (12:00 PM)

I Don't Like You - Ben and Gwen's social media battle with Kevin 11 quickly escalates into an all-out war in real life. (12:15 PM)

Craig of the Creek

November 23rd:

Craig and the Kid's Table (Half-Hour Special) - It's a Williams Family Thanksgiving, which means it's time to reunite The Kid's Table! But when Bernard accidentally destroys dessert, Craig uses the power of the Kids Table to help save his brother from certain grounding. (10:00 AM, half hour)

Teen Titans Go!

November 9th:

Teen Titans Vroom (Half-Hour Special) - In this episode of "Turbo Titans Go Force" the Titans gain the ability to transform into cars. Then, in the exciting conclusion of "Turbo Titans Go Force" the Titans must learn to work together to stop Dr. Military. (10:30 AM, half hour)

November 27th:

Beast Boy's That's What's Up - Beast Boy goes to visit the Doom Patrol. Beast Boy, Negative Girl, and Robotman discover some crabs are up to no good. Cyborg becomes inseparable from Robotman. It's time for Beast Boy to leave, but the Doom Patrol try to get him to stay. (6:00 PM)

Total Dramarama

November 2nd:

Mutt Ado About Owen - After accidentally hypnotizing Owen into being a dog, Harold thinks he must reverse the hypnosis to avoid going to jail. (9:00 AM)

Simons Are Forever - Duncan and Leshawna try to take advantage of Izzy's love for the game of Simon Says. (9:15 AM)

November 9th:

Stop! Hamster Time - Owen takes over the job of caring for the class hamster and learns that he's evil. (9:00 AM)

Driving Miss Crazy - Duncan leads Beth to believe she's broken his battery-powered bike and makes her chauffeur him around in a wagon for the day as punishment. (9:15 AM)

November 16th:

Weiner Takes All - After forgetting to book a Hot Diggity Doggity Dog mascot on National Hotdog Day, Chef tries to pass off an Australian man dressed as a kangaroo as a substitute. (9:00 AM)

Apoca-lice Now - When Chef brokers a truce with lice by selecting three kids to "host" them on their heads, Courtney instigates a kid vs. lice war. (9:15 AM)

November 23rd:

Gnome More Mister Nice Guy - When the daycare gets taken over by evil gnomes, Duncan finds himself on the wrong team. (9:00 AM)

Look Who's Clocking - When Harold's warnings not to mess with the clock go ignored, the kids are forced to save themselves when Duncan tears a hole in the fabric of time. (9:15 AM)

November 30th:

Harold Swatter and the Goblet of Flies - After finding what he believes to be a magic wand, Owen accidentally turns Harold into a housefly. (9:00 AM)

Stink. Stank. Stunk. - When a skunk comes seeking its annual revenge on Chef, Duncan sees it as an opportunity to get a vacation from daycare. (9:15 AM)

Transformers Cyberverse

November 2nd:

Spotted - As the Autobots prepare for an attack, Cheetor struggles to find his place amongst the tight-knit group. (6:30 AM)

November 9th:

Secret Science - Shockwave kidnaps Wheeljack to help the Decepticons find Starscream, but he underestimates the wily Autobot inventor. (6:30 AM)

November 16th:

Infinite Vendetta - The Autobots and Decepticons are surprised by the sudden arrival of two bots locked in a millennia long feud. (6:30 AM)

November 23rd:

I Am the Allspark - Starscream unleashes the ultimate attack on the Autobots and Decepticons. (6:30 AM)

November 30th:

Escape from Earth - The Autobots have the Allspark! Now they just have to get it off Earth. (6:30 AM)

[cameoappearance]

ragtime makes people cry: Dero I refuse to fall for your gnomery

CheeseNuggets: Nah, it's not a gnome this time

ragtime makes people cry: I don't believe you

ragtime makes people cry: Loud squint

CheeseNuggets: I heard that

Scruffy Orphan Maxwell: can confirm, is not a gnoming

Weiner [dragonheadskilax]: I should show my gnomes

ragtime makes people cry: Squinting even louder

wilsan the science man: I shan' t succumb to your tomfoolery

Scruffy Orphan Maxwell: no tomfoolery here

Scruffy Orphan Maxwell: no sir

wilsan the science man: The stinging, octane scent of tomfoolery looms in this very chat

[thebachelordiaries]

‘Do The Damn Thing:’ Arie’s Season of The Bachelor Ep. 1

I honestly still feel like Arie as The Bachelor is one big joke and during week three Peter is going to show up and be like, “Hey Arie, thanks for filling in, I’ll take it from here.”

I can’t help what my subconscious feels.

I also can’t help but roll my eyes at Arie’s spiel of not finding love since dating Emily Maynard for three-ish months on The Bachelorette five years ago. I get he needs a storyline, but it is incredibly unbelievable. 

In my humble opinion, this was the most boring premiere of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette in recent history. 

But that doesn’t mean there weren’t some highlights from night one and some women I am already obsessed with. (I currently love both Bekah and Becca K. to the point where I should probably name my first [and only] child— who will obviously be a girl— after them.)

Video Intros

Every season we get to learn about a few of Arie’s women through video intros. Here are the ones that stuck out to me:

Bekah, who is 22 but ABC is withholding her age to be annoying, is a nanny who doesn’t wear a bra and has a pixie cut. She is confidence goals 2018.

Krystal is a fitness coach who has a homeless brother and is getting BY FAR the best edit of the episode. I *kind of* respect her for not having any botox even though I can’t stop staring at her over expressive forehead. She is also arm goals 2018.

Chelsea is a single mom from Maine. She’s also basically the only person from the Northeast on the show, which annoys me. What Krystal lacks in botox, Chelsea sure as hell makes up for it. Her face is less expressive than Kim Kardashian's. She also has great bone structure, but I’m having a hard time finding her attractive. Not like I’m one to judge since I look like a garden gnome, but still.

Limo Entrances

About nine times out of 10, the first person out the limo goes pretty far. That person this time was Caroline, who was my pick to win the whole thing after initially reading her bio. 

Second out the limo was Chelsea, who was trying way too hard to be mysterious.

The natural beauty Kendall, who is being called a taxidermist even though she just collects taxidermy, was third out the limo.

Weiner, Arkansas native Tia brought a tiny wiener and said “please tell me you don’t have a tiny wiener.” Arie’s response, “I do not have that,” makes me think he, infant, does not have a tiny wiener.

Krystal was given the most dramatic entrance thanks to production. She is obviously being fake AF based on her voice, which means it’s going to be hard for me to like her.

Bekah arrived in a cherry red 1965 Mustang straight out of an ‘80s movie. She’s Molly Ringwald but like, hotter.

Are Bekah’s boobs real?: An investigation

Highlights

ABC highlighted a bunch of Chelsea’s horrible jokes and her terrible personality. “Let’s just say the hair is down and the boobs are out,” she said, wanting to make a funny metaphor but instead saying a literal statement. I miss villains that were actually funny like Corinne, Chad and Olivia. 

Chelsea also said “That cherry red looks better on your lips, bitch,” referring to Bekah arriving in a cherry red Mustang. First of all, Bekah didn’t have cherry red lipstick on and secondly, she looked hot as hell next to that car, as shown above.

I want to wear Becca K’s dress at my open casket funeral because I love it and I’m not sure what other occasion I could wear it for?

We have Jenna to thank for making this episode somewhat interesting. She was either drinking a ton of vodka-redbull or somehow smuggled cocaine into the mansion. During her talk with Arie, she was massaging his feet and jumping around. In my opinion, she could have been drunker, but it’s not really her responsibility to carry the entire episode on her back, you know?

When you’re pretty enough to act crazy on the first date.

Arie told Krystal he wanted to know more about her and she responds with, “I’m a Libra” and just continued to talk in her fake baby voice. Arie is a Virgo, so technically they are a match.

Chelsea, after being the first woman to talk to Arie and somehow say absolutely nothing about herself, decided to interrupt another woman’s conversation with him and say nothing about herself, once again. However, they did kiss. (Should I write a post on how to kiss like Arie? I feel like it would be funny. Okay, fine, I’ll do it.) She later got to speak to him again when she was awarded the First Impression Rose. I feel like Arie didn’t know who to pick and production was like, “Pick Chelsea,” because they knew she would be this season’s villain. Fun fact: Sharlene Joynt once said in her blog that production usually makes villains out of the people who either get the First Impression Rose or the first One-On-One date.

Rose Ceremony

Worth noting: Becca K got the first rose at the rose ceremony, making her an early favorite. When she got out the limo she made Arie go on his knees and say, “Are you ready to do the damn thing?” and it reminded me of Chris’ intro on Desiree’s season. And we all know Chris won Des’ heart.

Five-ish girls (edit: seven) got sent home. I have no idea who they are, but they did take professional photos and start their own podcast and blog together. Just because they didn’t get far on The Bachelor doesn’t mean they can’t fulfill their dreams of becoming social media influencers. I, for one, am inspired. And if they’re annoying enough at the Women Tell All, they could even make an appearance on Bachelor In Paradise. Dream big, early rejects.

Early Top 5 Favs (in no particular order...)

Becca K.

Bekah

Krystal

Caroline

Tia

Fun fact: Did you know that people who are “thrill seekers” are more likely to be unfaithful in relationships? An example of this could be...hmmm, I don’t know, a race car driver. I learned this little fact from a guest psychologist on Ashley I’s “I Don’t Get It” podcast. And while I love to hate Ashley I., I do actually like her podcast. (Not the one with Ben, Mr. Snoozefest himself, the other one.) 

Anyway, do you think this fact is true? Obviously it doesn’t pertain to all thrill seekers, but I could see Arie fitting into the unfaithful category. He is free to prove me wrong, though.

I would like to give a special shoutout to my friend Erin Mully ake E-Mulch aka Baby Giraffe for live tweeting Episode 1 and 2 of The Bachelor for me while I was out of the country. Without her, I’d have like 30-ish less followers.

She did THAT. Also, follow me on twitter, @thebachdiaries

[ceejay1163]

Degrees of Separation

• Of course Ethan is unorganized

• Still interrupting Grayson

• For someone who comes across so loud Grayson really depends on Ethan for the introduction and it's cute

• Fix your eyebrow. Literally you did nothing to his eyebrow leave him alone

• Old married couple bickering

• Who's going to pay for the food

• I had my own bank account at 14

• Don't let him interrupt you Grayson

• And by credit card I hope they mean debit card cos credit cards are 😬

• Tier 1: sounds like they can buy multiple things in one store

• Tier 2: does this include online shopping cos I can do that in like an hour

• You actually signed up for this Grayson

• Grayson= Yelling. Would be a good alarm to wake up too Not gonna lie

• Tier 3: Also if this is online spending I'd be in serious trouble

• Charity awe the lil bubs

• So I'm not American and my image of Costco is a mix of Aldi, woolies, kmart, coles and like big w? Just random shit everywhere

• Get a tv. Do it

• Too much sense?

• Yoga no thank you

• Damn it Ethan enough with the tape. You're the tape guy we get it

• Grayson has similar tast in outdoor accessories to my father except he goes for solar powered gnomes

• Ethan is more impulsive when shopping then I am and I go to fill a script and disappear for like 5 hours and come back completely broke

• I had a karaoke machine as a kid and I honestly don't know how my mum or my neighbours didn't end up murdering me cos I was a fucking annoying kid. Although the schizophrenic next door gave me an amplifier so I could sing when I was in my teens so maybe it wasn't so horrible

• And my stupid iPad turned itself off for no reason again. Yay

• No Ethan you don't have to put coins in it you should just be able to open the money spot and I think you can set it so it doesn't require money

• Literally my brother steals all the toilet rolls and hides them in the ensuite so we are constantly thinking we are out of toilet paper when we aren't. It's a constant stealing frenzy although that may be slightly excessive

• Robot vacuum? I like it. Attach knives to the tops too

• It's not my money though. Literally me when dad gives me his card to go food shopping

• These two are fucking idiots honestly

• Neither of them thought to get something practical for the house

• Grayson being temporarily impressed when he thinks they robots will battle each other

• Honestly I love my vacuum so much

• Give the loud person the karaoke machine brilliant idea

• Police siren noises

• That editing is so extra

• As someone who grew up going to the racecourse all I can say is that commentary was piss poor Grayson

• Weiner. Absolute children

• We all know why Ethan wants lotion. 👀 Just saying

• Domestic Grayson looking at toasters

• Child Ethan looking at the t rex sprinkler. Low key I think my nephews would love it

• I want that chair

• Is that Buddha in a gown? Or am I insane?

• Why are they just buying ridiculous shit?

• #1 dad yeah that'll grind Graysons gears

• I want to buy everything in that store and I like the music

• Grayson is so giggly about this fucking toaster

• Grayson shops like my dad. Is it expensive? It's probably the best

• He should have gotten another robo vacuum

• No it's not a garden sprinkler Jesus Grayson

• These 2 and inflatable objects I swear

• Sorry how tall are you guys again? Six foot?

• Water boogers

• What are you doing Grayson?

• Why are you struggling so much?

• Crunch

• Graysons shopping trip is like every summer at my brother's place

• $1000? Fuck. Good job

• A tractor? Ethan your country upbringing is showing

• Nope. Not in my house. Not in my fucking house would you be allowed to buy a fucking fragile ass figurine for $2000 I don't care what it's made of. I'm gonna stub my toe on that fucking thing or someone is gonna break it and that's like more then a single law unit at university. Nope. Give me a fucking soft toy instead please

• He's gonna break this stupid thing

• No shit it's fragile it's porcelain

• How do you fuck up taking a towel off someone's head. Also I'm pretty sure my nephews have done the exact same thing to each other

• It's a water park from the comfort of home. I approve

• Children

• This is why children aren't allowed to shop alone

• Not impressed

• Holy shit that looks expensive

• Wait you used my money for this?

• Grayson is having a melt down

• It's not that cool

• I don't approve of how either of you spend money. I'm about to fly to la to slap both of you dumb shits over the head. Honestly. They are like 4 years younger then me and I feel like I'm in my 80s when I see how they spend money

• I really like Ethans shirt just as a side note

• And Grayson in black 👌

• These two cuties. Thinking of their daddy with the charity donations. They probably miss him so much

• LISA!!! MAMA

• Dorks

• LISA taking down the floated 😂😂😂

• I feel like we are too big for this. Yeah you are but you look fucking good. As someone who has tried to go on my nieces bouncy castle as an adult I can confirm this won't end well

• We don't go in inflatables after they pop that's oh&s right there

• Grayson get your fucking inhaler before you die of laughter

In conclusion these very large attractive men are really children. And absolute dorks with too much money to spend. So good on 'em. But by getting their own bank account at least they seem to be growing up and becoming more individuals rather then playing on the being twins thing which while we love it's good to see them grow up into individuals more and more.

As always this is inspired by the reaction queen that is @aquadolan ❤❤❤