#show me naked people

[theonlyle]

My 8 year old brothers phone is filled with 95% porn and then 5% fortnite. Why does he have memes downloaded objectifying women and talking abt head. U can't even jerk it yet goodbye. This why he be touching me😐

[autismsupersoldier]

a non-exhaustive list of my dunmeshi cast headcanons, as well as a fun exercise in censoring genitals in creative ways. below the cut you can see a list of notes and explanations. hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed watching the anime!

important to preface:

now, lets get into it.

thanks for lookin! here are some sketches too:

some more falins because shes my favourite!

[omingersson]

[thedreadvampy]

my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight

and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.

and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.

HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."

I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.

in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.

[dykesevika]

can’t stop thinking about all the possibilities for her in S2

Men DNI

[lowpawly]

that reminds me a few years ago I read this very cute and otherwise pretty chaste nsfw lapidot comic that genuinely made me feel pretty happy since non voyeuristic lesbian content can be kind of a tough find and not having that gets to your self esteem sometimes as a dyke and then I found the artists tumblr and it had been cleaned out and they had a big apology posted about how sorry they were for sexualizing kids media and how bad it was for them to do so and I was like 😰😰😰 omfg its ok.......

[ctl-yuejie]

[ace-and-ranty]

Every time I see people talking about naked bodies, and how they aren't inherently sexual and stuff, I nod along vigorously, and I agree, people have to cool it about nakedness, bodies shouldn't be treated like that, yes, uh-huh, I fully agree.

And also you are never ever ever ever gonna catch me without a bra.

[myartsing]

Artistic nudity of trans bodies under the cut

Happy Pride 🏳️‍⚧️

[perfectlysunny02]

i’m sorry but i hate that Tumblr randomly shows me blazed posts of naked people. like im not interested, please stop.

[fellomenking]

And with that: done and blocked.

Like... In all genuine seriousness though: I SAW the point they were making in their original post, but boy howdy did they put their foot in their mouth.

Like... And this coming from a woman: I have way more issue with people complaining about "This badass female character stripped NAKED in her second form! I am absolutely scandalized!" than the fact that said badass female character stripped naked in her second form in the firstplace!

Nevermind that Malenia's second form appeals toward many people beyond just "the males," rot be damned!

There comes a point between "There's too much naked women being shown in games and not enough men" -- like, yeah! I agree with the original post! Hell, I WISH we had more naked men in video games -- but I DO disagree with calling the rest of the bosses "Old, Ugly and Monstrous."

And that attitude of "Is the lack of hot guys in video games so bad you've ended up lusting after some literal human sized bogey?"

Like, sorry you don't enjoy aged wine. 🙄

Cripes! They called freaking Boggart ugly! That's one of the hottest human characters in Elden Ring!

And, I'm sorry, but now you're just sounding conservative.

What about the artists who are women? Does every piece of artwork depicting a naked woman mean the artist is objectifying them?

As a woman, I find your repulsion over a fictional woman being in the nude even MORE mysogenistic than the character you're bitching about.

[err0r-inthesystem]

Anyone wanna see Sims 4 Cakey?? No? Just me? Well you're gonna see her anyway!

BOOM! I'll admit that she's not the best but I found that top randomly while going through my CC and I thought to myself "Oh my god I need to make Cakey right now if I don't I'm going to explode" I didn't have time to go shopping for additional CC so I worked with what I already had.

[thekenobee]

This series is crying out for a putting that pretty man in situations mastercut

MY DEER YOU'RE ON THE ROLL!!!! this is where the fun begins!!

my poor little astronomer boy, isn't Simcoe the ratest rat ever?

[eebie]

When school starts back up again im gonna search for people who will want to hang and watch movies

[iaminyourbones]

WHY DO NAKED PEOPLE KEEP SHOWING UP ON MY FEED I AM A MINOR PLS STOP

IM REPORTING THEM BUT THEY KEEP SHOWING UP WTF

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

i think i finally realized why ive been feeling so damn depressed lately again

sorry for writing this here. im really hurting actually. im not good. i feel a bit helpless too. idk who to talk to bc i dont want to burden anyons and i donf feel like anything could console me right now

Like. fuck me man. thanks for saving me but. why the hell are you not here. i dont want to do this without you. i hate only being able to remember you. i was supposed to grow old with you, not without you.

And. honestly. even with all this bullshit i say here, all the endless times i spend trying to write down my feelings, abt you, about all the pain ive felt my life, it doesnt get better. not at all. and no words, no poetry takes it away and i truly feel like nobody will ever truly understand how suffocated i felt all my life.

and i want to change thanks to you but. i dont know. nothing's satisfying enough.

no matter what, i truly only feel great when im in that daydream like world you created.

and these past days ive been thinking a lot that. i really wouldnt mind dying right now. not at all. because at least i know what happiness feels like. and i want to stay in that state. probably, even in this life your music will bring me happiness, but i want to be trapped in it.

im tired of being so unseen, and even when im seen, im hurting. but i dont know whats hurting. i think im just really tired thats all.

and. ye. i feel brave tbh. i still havent posted my video to instagram, bc im not brave for that. i dont know. and i feel like a hypocrite bc everything is true that i wrote there but at the same time these are my thoughts currently

in a long while i looked up suicide methods again. i feel so hopeful, but im not really sure if really for the future. jm sorry this is probably alarming. i will probably not kill myself but. idk. im not sure actually. i dknt know what to say. i wasnt cut out for this wordly shit.i feel unlovable but even if im loved, i donf want to be. i dont want anything. just let me stsy in this quiet place snd just. disappear. i wouldnt want my family to hurt if i die but i wont know about it anyways. idk man. i feel strongly i could die calmly this time and thats nice. bc 6 years ago i was terrified, and hurt. but now im content and kind of ready idk man. its not a terrible feeling, its a "this is it, it was nice while it lasted" ig.

there are no clouds in my head actually. i truly dont feel like im thinking irrationally, i feel like this would just be like. the end goal i was looking for. to feel true love once. it was nice.

no goodbye yet bc idk how id kms even if i do. But ill tell u guys if i found something.