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really can't get over how mysaria said you'll have to sneak into the city of king's landing to speak to alicent and what rhaenyra heard was i'll have to scale the wall of the castle and climb through her bedroom window to speak to alicent. babygirl that's an entirely different sentence.
#no one is asking you to do a romeo and juliet thing baby but it's adorable for it to be your first thought#fucking dyke i love her so much#these women are so endlessly important to me#rhaenicent#dykes and dragons show#house of the dragon
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Columbo 4x02: "Negative Reaction"
#this made me laugh because it's such a perfect summary of both the character and the show itself#columbo#peter falk#dick van dyke#retrotvblr#retrotvedit#columboedit#tvedit#retro tv#classic television#mygifs
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happy sunday to the bad bitches
#me#my shoulders are showing omg how scandalous#dykeposting#nonbinary#genderqueer#wlw#black qpoc#femme bait#butch bait#butch4all#butch dyke#transmasc
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two of many attempts to figure out his Shapes
#john silver#black sails#this show genuinely doing so much for my self esteem wrt hooded eyes#every dude on the cast has got hooded eyes like wow maybe a dyke like me looks hot w these too 😌#fanart#digital#feb24#actual art#also: he got his ear pierced between seasons bc the hoop jusst Appears. lost scene fanfic where??? show me the crew forcing him to pierce i#with a rusty needle and a raw potato old school
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Cannot stop thinking about Ruby and how brutally Klaasje fucks her over despite everyone in Martinaise's clear affection for her. How everyone seems to like Ruby and her 'gruff charm,' how she gets passionate about radio technology and loves movies from the 20s, likes 'a beer on the beach to watch the sunset'. She's an 'old lady whisperer,' Isobel likes her and even defends her, the
Hardie boys are clearly very fond of her. Even when you're being blasted by her pale latitude compressor, it's hard not to like her at least a bit. She tested it on herself first! The Half-Light reaction of sympathetic fear to Klaasje's accusations, and then Drama cutting in to point out that the fear isn't to do with Ruby, it's the fear of being arrested that Klaasje is feeling. Her first response, out of fear of the RCM and the Moralintern, is to use the presumed biases and homophobia of these RCM officers as leverage to pin the blame on Ruby, even as nearly every other scrap of information you can collect describing Ruby's personality contradicts it.
#ruby the instigator#disco elysium#idk half finished thoughts bc im still fuzzy from yesterdays migraine but#like no one in this game is a totally good person ofc and she's scared for her life if she gets arreste#but fuck man#that really got to me#leveraging Ruby's drinking to make her sound out of control and scary too like AUGH#this game has some interesting things to say about societal biases towards addicts and people who drink#and it shows just how shit-scared klaasje is too to use the 'scary drunk dyke' thing to claw her way to safety#something something it all comes back to the evils of moralism#klaasje amandou#DE rambling
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My problem is I love cooking, cooking videos, and looking at hot women, but I straight up can’t stand the entire genre of TikTok/Instagram reel that’s like a visibly queer yet still very conventionally attractive girl making slack-jawed/edgy faces into the camera while she cooks baked gnocchi or whatever. Sorry it’s just not for me. If I can tell without looking that the entire comment section of your video is gonna be horny gen z/millennial cusp internet queers repeating the same 10 jokes and overusing the ✨ emoji I’m not about it. Maybe on paper I should love watching a hot girl silently chop cherry tomatoes without offering any additional information but guess what. I don’t. You didn’t even list the ingredients in the video.
#you didn’t even list the ingredients in the video.#99% of instagram baddies are inherently cringe including lesbians. the videos instagram shows me bc it knows i’m gay…. boy oh boy#‘you want to look at hot women right?’ yes. but not that kind of woman.#i’m not a ‘all women are hot’ dyke actually sorry. some of you have instagram face and tiktok mannerisms.#peace and love to the baddies but i need to see some asymmetrical ass features. thanks.
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out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?
used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.
#being called butch just reminds me of how much males have the freedom to navigate between male archetypes and how people pay attention to#the distinguishing features of these varying masculinities#but when a female is seen as masculine it all gets lumped under the “butch” category#her masculinity is seen as unnatural and therefore incapable of being considered genuine or taken at face value as it is with males.#its always brought into question instead of taken in consideration with the rest of the woman's life and experiences and her particularities#Hence... Butch is still being treated as though its a huge lesbian cultural phenomena instead of a specific niche thing#also i dont mean to invite the “you dont pass!!” anons again bc that idiot is missing my point entirely (which is that im truly not trying)#but the fact is that for the past 3 years i have found myself increasingly navigating the male social world#and discovering what it means to me as a female to have access to the ability to take my “masculinity” for granted... relax#forget about it#etc#i think thats entirely antithetical to the Butch thing which seems to rest on the tension of other peoples expectations of her#people broadly are more surprised to find out that im interested in women just as much as they're surprised that im a gym queen iykwim...#ive worked hard for this and now that ive gotten the Woman Social Role thing pretty much entirely out of the way i am living the dream#i think a large part of that is learning as a dyke to appropriate the language of gay men theres a reason their terminology had#staying power even when their scene was *literally* dying meanwhile all that seemed to survive from dyke spaces was butch n femme ??#its because theirs didnt necessitate the building and maintenance of a scene in order for the subculture to hold its head above water#their labels *largely* weren't predicated on their relationships to gender roles and its telling that for dykes it was#their labels rested on the need to simply show up anonymous n be able to easily flag whether they were looking to fuck or be fucked#alongside the set of circumstances under which they would be fucking or getting fucked or what have you#it all comes back to the restrictions of female social blah blah blah and i think the sooner we collectively set down what we see as our#responsibility as lesbians and as feminists to Be A Woman the sooner we can step outside of that#n start thinking clearly about our individual circumstances and the necessity of putting on your own oxygen mask first before helping others
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rattling the bars of my cage, cobra kai’s “too many characters” disease simultaneously invites speculation on a wide variety of possibly interesting character dynamics between characters who don’t frequently interact while also making it impossible for there to be any room or time in the story to even properly handle established character dynamics, let alone explore new ones
#Like actually could talk abt the wasted potential of this for ages it makes me so annoyed#They also abandon previous character dynamics like ur telling me hawk and tory have nothing to say to each other#And the ones they do explore are uninteresting or lazy#The only relationship I liked in p2 was the kenthony development bc they were silly and it actually felt like a proper expansion on them#But I’m sick of Miguel and Robby when it’s never interesting I’m sick of reheated lawrusso arguments the dyke drama didn’t even hit#And Demetri and Eli’s fight was so bad and did not focus on anything interesting at all#I just think they don’t have anything else to say about these characters (at least nothing else they’re willing to say)#Despite there being plenty to say#And so they keep reheating old dynamics and introducing new one dimensional characters and none of it works#N e ways unfortunately I still love this show dearly but it is not good and never has been#But p2 was just frustrating as someone who unfortunately genuinely cares abt these characters
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lisa "you're the one with organ failure" "you've got no working kidneys" swain. she said 'hey is anyone gonna remind my gf she's seriously ill?' and then didn't wait for an answer. Twice.
#girl wtf is wrong w you#anytime she says something like this it just makes me want her more#funny thing is she actually is teally good at taking care of carla and showing her she cares#and then she speaks#another example of lisa swain funniest dyke. To Me.#swarla#*
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all lesbians know is be ginger, betray each other, do cannibalism and lie.
#re my last post. hello toxic dykes i love you toxic dykes#all women should be redheads and stabbing each other#can't wait for hotd s2 to start and for me to be wildly angry at people misinterpreting rhaenyra and alicent#the locked tomb#yellowjackets#house of the dragon#griddlehark#jackieshauna#rhaenicent#dykes and dragons show
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It's not enough for me to defend Michaela Sterling and Eloise Bridgerton and Cressida Cowper and Marina Thompson and Edwina Sharma online
I need a gun
#bridgerton#the homophobes and racists in this fandom continue to show their asses i see#eloise bridgerton#marina thompson#michaela sterling#edwina sharma#cressida cowper#if you have rancid takes about these women consider the following: get better taste?#ladies get behind me i am an angry dyke and i love to argue
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one thing about frank furter and elizabeth sparkle is that they do NOT play around when it comes to their homunculus creations that they harbor complicated feelings towards.
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#‘me and my pet freak’ and it pans over to a confused and dazed conventionally attractive critter with deerlike wonder in their eyes#BEFORE YOU START THROWING ROCKS AT ME. ELISABETH AND SUE ARE CUTE. AND IM A STUPID DYKE. LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD#also i lowkey feel so bad for rocky he was just a baby. just seven hours old. and the only thing he has come to trust is a rush of lust.#he deserved better. he deserved to be loved and cherishes im gonna cry#in another life where frank doesnt go mad with power the castle inhabitants are all just a happy family#brad and janet come over sometimes. brad brings coleslaw.#and i knowwww i know abt the symbolism of the substance. i was so fixated on analyzing it when i watched it#so like now that im done ruining myself and sobbing over the deep and incredibly realistic messages of the movie#let me be gay and stupid in peace. i deserve it i think.#ALSO THERES THIS AMAZING ARTISTS WHO POSTS GORG ART OF THEM AND IM OBSESSED#IF NO ONE GOT ME I KNOW THEY GOT ME CAN I GET AN AMEN#AND THEY POST SUCH WONDERFUL GOLDEN WIVES CONTENT#feed me#feed me seymourrrr feed me all night longgg#okay tag rant over#macposting#rocky horror#rocky horror picture show#frank n furter#rocky#the substance#elisabeth sparkle#sue the substance#elisabeth sparkle x sue#elisasue#himejoshing out#goodnight guys
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who here likes a butch in uniform?
#queer#dyke#butch#butch dyke#butch4butch#lesbian#gay#trans dyke#butch4all#fagdyke#butchposting#butch bait#femme bait#butch bottom#butch body#fag#trans fag#transmasc butch#i need to take pictures in these pants more often i think...#wish i could show yall more but the company shirt would doxx me
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Went to a kinky crafting meet up with my dom. It was a very young and queer group and really fun. Just people casually making floggers, whips, latex outfits and harnesseses while chatting with each other. It was our first time and a girl we met at the last swinger party had invited us and showed us how to make our own cuffs. They didn't turn out perfect and we learned from our mistakes BUT we also kinda got propositioned by her.
She asked us if we're coming to the next all girls swinger/bdsm party because her play partner is no longer available and she'd like to go with us. Unfortunately, we're on vacation in a different country that day, so she said maybe we'll see each other before then? Doesn't sound like much but considering the situation and how we met (I was strapped to an x cross, getting spanked and hit by my dom, while she was cropping her sub next to us on the spanking bench), even my somewhat dense dom got the message.
Anyway, the next morning my dom fucked me while telling me about the fantasy she had involving her and the other girl domming me.
#really hope we can make it happen#it's such a fantasy of mine to have a three or moresome with other doms#people using and abusing me#and my dom showing me off#lesbian nsft#dyke nsft#wlw bd/sm#sapphic nsft#lesbian bd/sm#lesbian d/s#wlw d/s#sapphic bd/sm#wlw nsft#sapphic d/s#lesbian threesome.#sub original
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happy pride u cant tell me im wrong or its lesbian erasure
#click for quality P L E A S E#Linda Monroe#Gerald Monroe#do they... have a ship name?#image description in alt#starkid#honey queen#nightmare time 2#I finally forced my sister to watch honey queen today and was OVERCOME by this drawing#black friday musical#hatchetfield#my art :)#described#nmt2#nmt#it's me! im here! say hi to me!#lesbian#pride#Gerald's lack of scruff was not in fact an oversight on the artist but instead an intentional choice to show subtly that he's a dyke--
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Love Dungeon Meshi but utterly unimpressed by the lesbian themes until I see these bitches mouth-to-mouth kissing on purpose in a HOMOSEXUAL MANNER
Absolutely no props or honor for queer-baiting me in the year 2024.
I don't deserve to scrabble for crumbs, I deserve a FEAST!! - Senshi said so!!! I'm a growing dyke who needs a nutritious goddamn meal from my yuri!!!
That said, if it does end up being canonically gay, I'm rewatching the whole show 100 times and getting a tattoo about how much I like Dungeon Meshi
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#falin x marcille#marcille x falin#original#like I love the show either way and I hope the shippers have all the fun in the world but I literally can't enjoy it if this is just bait.#bait just makes me sad now. if it was a show from the 90s I'd be happy for the crumbs but i need a FEAST fitting for a story about feasting#if falin ends up w shuro i will RIOT#marcille dungeon meshi#queerbaiting#falin dungeon meshi#senshi#senshi dungeon meshi#I don't begrudge the shippers a thing I just have high standards for the writing#marcille is the biggest dyke in the world and if she doesn't get to kiss falin then the overall quality of the story WILL dip by 20%#which will still put it above most other stories but still
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