#shoutout to the bard that went up to the tree after and also tried & failed to climb it & was just like 'well this is just a Shit Tree' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

orcelito · 1 year ago

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today i nearly died in d&d. not from battle, no. instead, from laughing way too fucking hard

so we got into battle. will-o-wisps, ykno how it goes. except one appeared right next to me (playing as Kallias) at the right of the map... & the bard did smth that let us use our full movement as a reaction, so I used all 40 feet of my movement to dart on the other side of the map... AND THEN ANOTHER WILL-O-WISP APPEARED...

but it was my turn next so i started running to the center of the map... then changed direction to run to the tree. and i decided to just make a Leap for it bc i was in Scared Cat Mode

but.

i got.. a Nat Fucking 1. so Kallias. dear Kallias. runs 80 fucking feet in 6 seconds, makes a leap for the tree, and fucking Whiffs It.

and i was just. laughing so hard i was choking. tears in my eyes. he's so fucking stupid.

#speculation nation #d&d #kallias #they were also resistant to normal physical damage And necrotic #which is a problem for me. the dedicated healer. who only has ONE damage spell (toll the dead) which is necrotic #and also. daggers. and bolts. aka piercing.#so i was just like 'wellllll im pretty useless rn. so im just gonna. try to Not Die.'#i did make it up into the tree next turn! & no one ended up hurt #but my pride... my pride was irreparably injured...#shoutout to the bard that went up to the tree after and also tried & failed to climb it & was just like 'well this is just a Shit Tree'#as he viewed the many claw marks in the tree from kallias's struggles to climb it #kallias making an absolute fool out of himself then trying to play it off like it was no big deal lskjdfslkdjf #soooooo happy to be playing him. hes so fucking entertaining. oh catman jesus i love U

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