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copia · 4 months ago

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guess who just thought she was home alone so had the front door open whilst drying up in the kitchen absolutely belting out the funky part of the summoning with speakers up to max only for it to end to reveal a delivery guy knocking on the door saying HELLO fellas i hid in the pantry

#IMSOOSDCMJHSVDKUCYGSMJSYCGKSUEYVCMHSGDV #IDK IF HE SAW ME ITS NOT IMPOSSIBLE #the kitchen door was shut but it was very loud and SO WAS I AAAAAAAH #we live very rurally so this music would never be a disturbance to houses around me #we’re surrounded by roads and fields #OF ALL THE PARTS OF ALL THE SONGS I COULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING #IT WAS THE SUMMONING GROOVE #ORRR MAYBE JUST TO TURN! ME #ON !!#<- LYRICS HE COULD HAVE HEARD #maybe I’m being dramatic but that was terrible #I don’t sing but when I’m alone I love to try out that funky section bc its all in my range and is just very fun as everyone knows #never singing again fr #might never listen to music #might burn my 2 sleep token shirts #should I become a nun

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notbecauseofvictories · 10 months ago

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though, lingering over that last post....I wonder how easily this trips into horror story? I mean, in this world where there are child-producing marriages and then sisterhoods/brotherhoods for the rest, this obviously allows the family to keep a stranglehold on their collective assets and wealth. Therefore, I bet that family is an even more tightly-locked cage for those born into it.

Oh, you thought that if you could just escape marriage you'd be free, didn't you? You thought you could join the local order and letter manuscripts or tend goats or say prayers over the dying---but no. No, that's for other people's sons and daughters. You have no escape. You will serve your family forever, whether you will or no. You marry who they tell you to and live in your family's third-nicest castle your whole life; you can have as many lovers and bastards as you want, you can earn coin all on your own, if you can, but it will come to naught in the end. You will be cursed with absolute surety of where you fall: res nullius.

As it was and ever shall be, amen.

#and the reverse! no longer is becoming a monk or a nun a way to try and climb the ranks of a highly stratified system #because the wealthy nobles don't dump their spares into the church and pay for them to be abbot of wherever #instead they push them into brother/sisterhoods #where they don't have to worry about losing access to those familial assets long term #the question is then - if this system is so good at keeping everyone inside it #how does it break. where does it break.#I think you could do some real gender fuckery with this concept as well but I'd have to think about how #........also we'd probably have to change some probate law around. because there's no way that your third son #should be able to bequeath YOUR castle to his illegitimate son #even if you did give it to your son and his 'brother' on their wedding day.#I'd have to get really into medieval wills though and who has the time.#(I'm avoiding work can you tell?)#for my own purposes

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zzztobi · 8 months ago

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can't believe a man crushed my feelings. aGAIN

#i h8 men #why am i even straight?#should i become a nun instead

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girlscience · 6 months ago

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I hate getting into something that has a canon(ish) sapphic couple, but I only end up caring about one of the two women 😭😭😭

#warrior nun? only cared about beatrice couldn't really get behind ava much #the locked tomb? INSANE for gideon. harrow is like cool I guess (I feel like I should like her more than I do idk)#and now dungeon meshi. I knoowwwww I'm going to love falin. 10 episodes in and I already find her relatable and awesome and so cool and sexy #AND SHE BECOMES A DRAGON LIKE FUCK MAN (she's still dead atm but soon soooooon)#marcille on the other hand?? I mean she's fine... but I'm not really drawn to her (I like namari a lot more tbh)#and the thing is I know part of it is the feminization of all three of them #I am not attracted to femininity pretty much ever (outside of a super sexed up version in which case gugh)#and ava and marcielle both have a very bubbly personality type that has never really drawn me in ever #they can have cool stories and I can enjoy them in that. but I have no desire to seek them out outside of that #and harrow... honestly I think it might be the way fandom sees her that makes me not care much about her?#also my feelings about the series as a whole by the end of nona probably don't help #BUT I definitely think a big part for all three is the femininity. none of their counterparts that I DO love are overly fem #(and HONESTLY I don't think harrow should be either and the fact hardly no one actually makes her butch the way I see her pisses me off)#((she CANONICALLY hated her long hair!!!!!!!!! stop giving her anything more than a buzz cut I'm going to attack you!!!!!!))#also. marcielle has green eyes and I'm sorry but I just can't 😭#I need every single character ever in existence to only ever have brown/black or gold/yellow eyes #stop with the blue and the green 😭 please #ANYWAY POINT BEING: I hate that this happens to me because I end up not getting obsessed with the ship #and mostly only getting into the single character but then I don't want to read fic about just one person #so I try out the ship stuff and shocker no one writes the other character in a way I like so I don't read it #and then I feel bad cause all my ships and main characters I'm obsessed over are men #and then I complain all the fandom favs and mcs in stories are men #but like I'm contributing to the problem!!!! but like I'm not attracted to hannibal but I like his personality #I'm not attracted to optimus but I love how fucked up his whole deal with megatron is #I DO love both luffy and zoro even though I'm not really attracted to either of them #the lotr/hobbit ships.... eh I love the world and I love dwarves and I will do anything for them so the characters don't matter much lol #AND THATS THE ISSUE 😭 the worlds of warrior nun and tlt and most of what i've seen of dungeon meshi don't really entrance me much #so I don't get into the ships for that. and I'm not attracted to both people in the ship. and I can't relate/project on both in the ship #and sometimes I find one character type less likable/annoying so that makes me not want to engage

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starlene · 4 months ago

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straight up not having a good time with my reorganisation project right now

#I don't even like buying things and yet. there's just so much. stuff. here. to deal with #maybe instead of a person who owns things I should become a hunter-gatherer #or a nun who has made a vow of poverty #or a wombat #don't stop me now... cause I'm HAVING A BAD TIME HAVING A BAD TIME #personal.

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daisychainsandbowties · 2 years ago

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Imagine if Daxter was actually Mar the entire time, and everyone just thought it was Jak, Daxter included

no this is actually so funny to me because Daxter is already a precursor

& yet everyone spends the whole series calling him a muskrat or mistaking him for a 'horribly sick little bird' or just straight-up being like 'this is a rat'

meanwhile Daxter is walking around having been reincarnated as a god, riding on the shoulder of Frankenstein's monster whose veins are full of battery acid and radioactive isotopes & Daxter is just totally unaffected by it all. literally just vibing while the guy whose shoulder he rides on periodically explodes into a lightning storm of dark matter

daxter has never heard of a toxic substance he couldn't go swimming in 😌

& YET, everyone is still like '... that's a rat'

so the thought of Daxter being the long-lost heir to the throne & Jak being Just Some Guy is literally comedy gold

it makes this moment even funnier

#jak and daxter #i ADORE these games #you don't learn fine motor skills from a game without it becoming part of your personality #and don't get me started about a warrior nun au for this #like !!!! ava in the KG fortress being experimented on with light eco. lilith being experimented on with dark eco #beatrice as an Underground fighter who busts into the fortress & accidentally sets Lilith off like a bomb #dragging ava out through the chaos and being hunted by the KG #AVA on a zoomer like no this girl should not be allowed in an antigrav vehicle #anon #jak and daxter spoilers

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hauntingblue · 7 months ago

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Yabushige count your fucking days. I am so mad

#the fucking flash forward. insane #toranaga in the fucking forest... ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS THAT FUCKING EAGLE!!!!! NO SON NO FRIENDS!!!!#ishido blaming toranaga...... you should seppuku yourself...... shameless....#so all out war now??? no toranaga invasion???? mmm.....#yabushige has lost it.... all that for nothing... oof #oshiba and her kid finishing marikoa poem..... i think i huave covid #HIS SHIP??????#toranaga did this to keep him here knowing he wont stay now that mariko is dead.... i know it #the christians???? mariko???? to keep him here too??#omg fuji.........#toranagas baby is so big ajdhaksj 'i have more sons thanks to you' hello????#OSHIBA TURNED!!! ISHIDO ITS SO OVER!!!!#NO!!! LEAVE FUJI ALONE LET HER BECOME A NUN!!! ANJIN YOU ARE ON THIN ICE #toranaga is sucha bad bitch #i feel like anjin really felt ashamed about his first intent to arrive to japan and that mixed with marikos death... he said fuck it #and then toranaga turns it around and says nah... I am using YOU!! get your pussy up!! get your ships up!!!#'que la muerte le sea leve' thats what me and my friends say when we say goodbye to go to class ajshajanaakak i love this guy #favourite secondary character #this shot is so pretty... with the tree and the sea... the framing....#SEE how toranaga burned his ship!!!! bc he wants to keep him!!! thats his foreign pet!!#he makes him laugh and distracts his enemies ajdhajdjsj.... his jester...#beef squashed with my girlfriends husband 🤝🏻 now we hold respect for each other #that was so good #i said yabushige better count his days and here we are....#i post about someone and they die. 3/3 sobfar #if i reach far enough shogun is about a daimyo and the psychosexual relationship between him and his foreign pet...#he makes me laugh... and the last scene is the anjin laughing while looking at him... okay.....#talking tag #watching shogun #also!!! toranaga wanting to be shogun!!! this man is so complex!!! i hate him!!!

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andsheoverthinks · 8 months ago

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radblr hivemind believes asexuality is the natural state of women

#they do though #it's so funny #(and infantilizing)#'have you ever considered that the patriarchy brainwashed you into having a sex drive'#all women should naturally want to become nuns and bake bread and never have a lustful thought #oh btw if you have a lustful thought about men it was put there by the patriarchy! this is totally legit trust me i read about it on radtwt #if you see a life of celibacy and committing to die a virgin as giving anything up or difficult that is evidence of you being a handmaiden!

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alexanderpearce · 1 year ago

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got asked "so hows your love life" and just immediately burst into tears the other night

#i should just become a nun #shut up ulrike

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thebendsbyradiohead · 11 months ago

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btw if anyone is curious how my love life is going, i spent nye w the guy i met at the blind date thing (making it date 4 so far) & we watched when harry met sally which was sweet until he asked me if he can call me his girlfriend despite the fact that i still don't have his phone number saved & he SAW that prior to asking me

to which i replied "ughhh i don't know, can we revisit that term after we've consummated the relationship?" bc obvi i don't want to get attached to someone i'm not sexually compatible with & that's how i found out that he's still a virgin (not judging i lost mine quite late too) & not only would i have to fight with all my might against my commitment & trust issues if i go all in on this, but i also would essentially be this guy's sexual mentor lol

#maybe i should really go & become a weed growing nun #jokes aside i like him we have a lot of things in common & i'm attracted to him #just all of this responsibility for lack of a better word is making my head spin #lina laments.txt

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officialpenisenvy · 10 months ago

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holy anorexia mentioned!!!

#i can't read that book because every time im like no the nuns were right i should become an anorexic hermit mystic.

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juodojimirtis · 1 year ago

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Adriel might be the tempter behind closed doors, but Ava will slap his ass and call him a pretty boy with his followers a few steps away.