#short hair wig

[user-name-h3re]

can he ever catch a break omg

[isagrimorie]

Criminal Minds 14x06 - Luke

People use covert/spy techniques and Emily Prentiss immediately notices. Parts 1, 2, 3 (Don't con a conman -- don't use covert tactics around a former spy)

[von2dutch]

Legally blonde

[marigraphia]

Hey remember when Kory was a Justice League member with a bangin' costume

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[sleepgarden]

Unfortunately I don’t have much of my egl wardrobe with me here, and what I do have doesn’t coordinate well at all, so I’ve settled on this normie dress for photos ^^; but I wanted to share the headdress in motion to showcase how the pink “blushes” in the light!

Some photos first, great posing (I didn’t feel like putting makeup on):

And a small video:

It still doesn’t fully come through, but it gives some general idea. In some light the lettering is almost invisible ^^ This is my first completed personal piece of the year I think, so I’ve been excited about it.

[zuttie-deactivated-2022]

People of all backgrounds and political stripes are deeply uncomfortable with straight GNC woman. It’s like the cognitive dissonance of a certain type of woman creates this anger and animosity towards her

[wizzabethgray]

Really cool to have gotten to cosplay as Gwen this year at Sunday MCM!!!! I was really inspired after meeting @anouchard last year at comiccon to make my own avatar eye inspired version of Gwen, complete with her very own pipe >:))

[bisupergirl]

tell me supergirl enjoyers:

[shima-draws]

Hey. Can you guys guess who I’m going as for Halloween

[spkyart]

I didn't expect this cosplay to be a full blown success but I am so happy about it

[non-sims]

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

reverse (french mistake type?) au actors steve and eddie

steve’s been on this one popular show for a while and when eddie comes in on the newest season, steve warns him immediately about the show’s ships

“You’re going to see some shit if you google your character’s name by the way, so maybe just… don’t?”

Eddie, already sorta familiar with shipping, “Uh… yeah? I mean, I am?”

“They always ship Joe with the other main Leads. Quinn will be no different.” He thinks for a moment, “Quoe maybe? Jouinn? Or maybe they’ll do our last names.”

“Quinn’s last name is Joseph though, what are they going to do with that?”

Steve laughs, “They can be really creative man, I don’t know what to tell you.”

And Eddie doesn’t quite know either, but he does know his enormous crush on his costar isn’t going to help things

something something Joe2 is their characters’ ship name, everyone obsessed with the actors chemistry and something something rpf of steddie start to pop up all over both their feeds and something something else what if they end up dating about it?

[spoiler-alert-andabunchofnumbers]

Happy Halloween and Happy Birthday to our boy! 🥳

I have no one to impress because I'm a social hermit but I've spent too much time on MDZS to NOT be Wei Wuxian this year so