i went shopin!! me so happy!!!! i love spidey and poo!! i have whini poo bed sheets!! eeeeeeeeee im so so happy. evens got a new coworing book! it has sooooo many stickers!! and my first little plate!!! all of it makes me happy stim so much ^_^
also riwer i saw on the way!!!! i loves riwers so so so much!!! (ignore the enby flag reflecting)
"Hey, don't mean to bother ya, but you look 'bout the age of my nephew. Tryin to get all my holiday shopin done super early." He explains before holding the item at an angle for the other to see. "What do you think of when ya see this? He's liked stuff like this in the past, but he's an adult now so, ya know." @coreofgold (Binghe closed starter)
tday was sooooooooo awsom!!! m frens n i wen to walmar at lunch an um i slipd but is ok becuz um they know um but um we fownd a shopin cart in tha parkin lot an one fren pushd me in it fr a bit til we got to a plase to put it um an he also bot me a mikdonals ise creem cone!!! an my othr fren bot me a big kindr eg! and i got ta look at tha toy isles!! n they wr soooooooooo nise ta me um they maek joks abowt it bu wen m akshaly smal theyr so supr nise an also at tha stor i saw a milk n cooky thing that liek um tha cooky s a teethr an tha milk s a ratel! an i liekd it a lot bu i didn get it so yea!!
how was yr day? y cn reply on this post or um sen me a ask! an um also sory i was gon fr so long i jus was doin othr things
Chapter 23, shut up bich! Birch! Bitch! Yeah, that one!
AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!
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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Till and Rumbridge sawed us.
“MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Till blared at her.
“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!” (in what?)
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Oliver and Richard and opposite Frau Schneider. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Count Chocula and nine som coffee from a cup, I normally use my hands. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! He and Richard were shooting at eachother. It was really impressive for Richard to be sitting next to me while shooting at Potter.
“Vampire, Richard WTF?” I asked.
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Richard at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”
“No I do!” shouted.
“No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Richard.
“No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Richard! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.
I begged them to stop trying to shit next to me, I prefer my bathroom time to be my alone time but they didn't listen to me. It must be my radiant beauty curse again.
Till yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Also he had no nose in case that wasn't clear. Britney (that bitch that does have a nose) that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Richard stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!
“Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Landers…..Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Landers…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Richard too!”
“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.
“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.
I guess he didn't plan on checking I actually killed someone. Which is bad practice for an evil overlord. Always make sure your victim does as they're told. That's just Evil 101 and I totally had that in this sad excuse for a school because I'm goffik.
I bust into tears. Richard and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Richard while Richard slit his wrists in a depressed way. Less work for Evil Overlord McGee if he does it himself I guess?
“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
“Paul Darkness Dementia Raven Way Landers Paul Darkness Dementia Raven Way Landers aure you alright?” asked Richard in a worried voice.
“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.
“Everyfing’s all right Paul Shadow Edgelord Omnipotentia Landers.” said Vampire all sensetive.
“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”
“Its ok gurl.” said Frau Schneider. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.”
@terraeferae asked. ❛ so, what brings you here today ? ❜ (From Albatross. Granny time!)
Kaida's nose scrunched up at the smell of tea and herbs. something that couldn't be helped, even with all that she had grown used to being around an apothecary for a little longer than the so called ' just friends '. yet, this wasn't some friendly check in, or of grabbing materials.
SPROUT was always fickle with sending her out on the strangest inquires. Luis would've been better for this. he's more of the people person. able to wiggle information out of anyone between maybe a bit too much expresso. yet, she'd have to make do with being solo this once.
it was just a shame the winter was starting to hit just a bit harder than what she'd like. yet with a few fire crystals tucked deep within every pocket she could cram them in, she would survive, for now.
" hm? " bright red eyes shined for a moment as she tugged at the hood of her hoodie. head tilted to the side as she let herself move slowly to the sound of the voice. a few red strands poked out, here and there, a nose wiggle. without a moment longer, she scratched at the back of her neck and motioned to the small things on the shelf. " window shopin' . " she commented, an old habit that was hard to break. short and sweet. at least she had decided to use her words instead of her hands to speak.
" 'say... ya' haven't seen this overly tall, 'nd I mean tall, spiky haired guy with a weird fashion sense of wearin' sunglasses inside, always grumpy look - 'ave ya'? " at least someone had to have seen Arthur, right? " he's usually doin' crimes and bein' all cool or whatever. "