#shoeman

[cosmic--marmalade]

Actually if I don't have a big goofy man fingerblasting me till my brain turns off sometime before my birthday I might actually explode

[naqializada-blog]

[ikeberry]

peter wears birkenstocks

i cannot believe i forgot about this ask but absolutely yes he does. and with the whitest of white socks that never get dirty no matter what (he doesn't, against popular belief, use a charm to keep them like that)

[angelicguy]

burp yuuuuuup we were thinkin about doing crinkle peak but then kev and the guys talked and said it might be a better idea to do roundhouse walkaround then connect it to shoemans pass then after shoemans take the ATV to crinkle but i said crinkles worth it and we're gonna need to pause to refill with some 'lytes at GeeJees but they were NOT having it and kev i think is on one since his sister died so yeahh we met in the middle we're doing half of crinkle (stopping at podo peak) then going thru to shoemans, eating some shockblocks to refill and then finishing with a stop at roundies.

[battle-acs-official]

Me (deliberately, slowly scuffing someone's shoe):

Shoeman: "What the fuck, dude?"

Me (taking notes): "Fascinating..."

“ExcUSE me?!”

[ytpmovietitles]

The Truman Shoeman

[reportwire]

Weirdest Shoes Ever: Horrible Crimes Against Shoemanity

There are weird corners on the internet that you should not visit if you want to avoid for your own sanity. One of such places is Crimes Against Shoemanity Facebook page that collect heinous shoe-related crimes. Scroll down for the strangest examples! The post Weirdest Shoes Ever: Horrible Crimes Against Shoemanity first appeared on Crazy Funny Pictures. liver Source link

[444names]

english names + roman deities + scottish surnames

Abbon Abrames Addin Akinsor Albridh Alcox Aldes Allins Ambro Andrett Ansey Ashbun Askin Aurard Babitis Baddy Baley Banda Banford Banger Barne Barritt Barroth Barry Baster Baston Batter Battley Bayson Beannum Beemark Bettle Bicker Bidden Bigell Blach Blagaig Blagain Blaker Blyther Bolery Bolings Bondon Bootham Bower Boyle Bracey Brank Brish Brittis Broadna Bronia Brower Browney Bruim Bryor Buckett Bumston Burbee Burger Burkham Burrell Burrowe Butland Butta Cadley Campson Caois Carley Caron Carton Cayter Channa Chapp Charnam Cheele Chiple Ciain Cillach Cling Coate Coddard Colbhe Coler Coliday Colley Colsop Counds Count Cournax Couse Cracy Crash Cripp Crison Crock Crookes Crosaig Crush Cuiden Culvers Cumble Cunaway Custus Danally Darett Darland Davis Deant Deara Dearson Delby Denney Devett Dickett Dilbury Disbury Ditman Ditmons Divers Dosser Downe Downson Dragory Druis Duckols Dules Edding Edgeway Edline Edwart Edwick Eleman Ellis Emore Erich Erwick Esteach Ether Euren Farlyle Felloig Fessey Filkes Fince Fowley France Frettin Frier Fulbrow Fulgham Fulgood Furiett Gadder Galey Galuin Galye Gambery Ganton Garnall Gerrach Ghenson Gileinn Gillis Gills Gipsey Glasdan Gleaver Glosa Golday Greely Greet Grigh Gright Griman Grimley Grosley Gullis Hagge Haggs Haill Hancina Hanscum Hargett Harth Hayman Hazell Heatman Hedgeon Herry Higle Hillis Hirsty Holby Horns Howles Hubbley Hudna Hudnax Irence Jacock Jennet Jollin Joseal Jubbars Jubbs Keece Keelian Kelph Kennell Kenwell Kimby Kinston Kirkles Kittler Knuckie Latha Latton Laven Ledlove Living Lobdy Lofts Longe Lonor Lounce Luciar Lucke Lunkes Luntt Lusbaig Lìosa Mabell Mabett Macaimh Macaoil Macaoma Maccart Macceal Macchum Macciar Maccum Macdhir Maceas Macgill Macill Macilla Maclam Maclula Macsham Macshaw Macsir Maidh Malton Margen Marlton Marving Mauden Maugh Mayness Mease Meladys Menter Merwick Middle Minton Moirigh Mutton Myatton Naeeson Napperd Neman Netty Newcom Nible Nigein Nighton Nobbs Norflee Northa Nowers Nursey Oakles Occar Oswall Parkey Parrell Patius Pauld Paulter Peaker Peard Peckett Pembrey Penden Phell Philing Philles Pille Pinny Pipple Pitchum Plett Poines Pollier Polyn Poold Poper Pottern Pouncis Pratte Prench Prentis Preton Prover Purney Pybury Rapell Rapham Rasco Ratchum Rebee Regis Remis Ricken Riddley Riddy Ridge Rigbee Riple Riverek Roberly Robigot Rocker Rolance Rossell Rundy Sadding Sappin Sarrin Sarter Sattine Saxter Sayle Scail Scrabb Scully Seabody Seamer Seart Sextell Shach Shancer Sharais Shariss Sheinn Sheper Shiver Shoeman Shrew Shuter Siden Siggina Silver Silves Simmond Simner Sizenby Skiley Skille Slaugh Slawsom Sower Spear Spench Sprue Staffin Stather Steetia Stennet Stickox Stipes Strick Studder Suddara Sumpton Sunds Susach Tabing Tackson Tarle Tarling Tarrisp Tarva Tempton Territy Thore Tington Toddy Toley Tomble Tomley Toppage Townsey Tracy Treach Trippe Trivey Trushaw Tulack Tunstor Tupple Turnus Tuster Tàile Tàiles Upshua Vaney Vanield Vinter Wakes Wallam Wallock Watten Weddis Welbon Westans Weymore Whead Whita Whitas Whith Whither Whorn Wilda Wilday Wilden Wimble Winton Wrayson Yelvia Yemman Zanes Ìomhain

[eebie]

NOT NOW SHOEMAN THIS IS OUR HOLE LOVE STORY!!!!!!!!!

if i wa in that convenience store when miles wa talking to the spot id step in front of him and say hey is this guy bothing you…..🤬🤬🤬 And put my arm around his shoulder like Lets get out of here girl

[cosmic--marmalade]

Oh oh the most self indulgent Horny Dustin bullshit, my love of historical bullshit makes me sound insane I am so sorry under the cut

Like a mini continuation from the tags off that last post:

Maybe he IS a mountain man stranger at the ball, maybe he IS looking for a little wife, the company would be nice. Help would be better. I am not shy to the idea of either.

Maybe through shenanigans we get married, he takes me up to his cabin. It's a well kept thing, warm and clean, and I don't mind how really truly alone we are out here. He's been giving me kisses all the way home, sweet, near chaste stoops of the head to reach me.

Though alone, outside we pretend to have some propriety, but when he lifts me through the doorway it dissolves. Simply carries me to the bedroom, no discussion needed, we're both too giddy with the thought of it. Exchanging kisses that last longer, start to lack a certain containedness that desperation from not touching another person has, than any of our others. The bed is soft, well made, new maybe? Or recently redone. I shed my outer layers quickly, matched only in speed by Dustin also stripping. He gets about as far as throwing his suspenders off before I'm pulling him back on me. See, the best part of dresses from the 19th century back? No pants, no underwear, just skirts. He wouldn't need to bother with whatever my stays/corset situation would be yet- easy access🥰

Kissing him, in his little cabin (with warm quilts under my back), and his hands on me like he wants to be careful (like he chose me so he needs to take care of me to keep me), is so easy. Running hot the way the top of a woodstove does, warm, woodsy, tactile in a way that makes my mouth go sweeter (my thighs spread wider.) His hands run along my legs as iron brands, rough and warm. It's intoxicating the way he's touching me, so much so that I almost don't notice him pressing his cock into me💖 I feel him bottom out though- I'm eye flutteringly full, and breathing slowly to adjust. He leans down to kiss me, mouthing along my neck to my lips.

I'm easy, I'm so so easy, meaning when he actually starts to fuck me I feel as if I might fall apart. I cling close, unable to control all the little noises that come out of me, his cock pushing a space into me that feels like only he might ever fit. We exchange quiet pleas and praise as we fuck, breathless and heady, till I beg him to take me out of my stays/corset. Fucked fingers fumble the laces and the closures but removal doesn't take long, not when I have his help. I'm down to my last two petticoats and chemise, they go quick while I finally get him to take off his last layers too.

Skin on skin for all the rest of the afternoon, into the evening, we take a night time dinner after he's [redacted] me for like the [redacted] time. Cozy, naked, and sated in bed while we eat stew, he even sets a pot of water on the fire so we can take a hot bath later.

I get to wear one of his big flannels since we didn't unpack yet, he puts on my discarded bonnet ("It's only fair, besides don't I look so pretty?" He bats his eyelashes and pulls a stupid face to make me laugh, it works and all I can think is 'Yes you are pretty, haven't you figured that part out yet?'). I have no illusions of an easy life, I have no expectations beyond surviving in care, but I look at him laughing... It's easier to kiss him than to think. It's easier when I have hope that our future together will be lighter than our pasts.

Hnnnnnnnggggg anyways moral of the story is

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[krinnymoved]

My two characters, Shoeman and Anthony.

Anthony is Shoeman's son and they have a close relationship together. After Chalennie turned all of the inhabitants of the planet they lived in into small creatures called pifis, Shoeman, Anthony, and Shoeman's wife, Magnolia started living in a hideout they built together for quite a while. Their hideout was surprisingly sturdy despite being made out of leaves and sticks. Whenever it got damaged, which was a very common occurrence at first, Shoeman and Magnolia kept trying new ways to fix it permanently. Then over the years it started needing less and less maintenance.

[doctor-who-day]

Good news! your shoes have returned, and the fate they suffered was... *spins wheel* being kidnapped after following the Doctor's granddaughter home from school, and taught the Doctor how to be compassionate like the very best of shoemanity.

Happy Anniversary Day!! Did you remember to leave your shoes (they fit perfectly!) out so the Doctor will deliver presents while you sleep?

[lasting-through-the-feels]

So guess who has legit just been a walking vessel for tears for about 2 weeks now ☺

[williamshamspeare]

if i were a flipline character you would hate that i wear the same shoes (cherry blossom vans slip ons) with every outfit

Jeepers creepers! *gives you new shoes in Animate*

[shawtyimapartytillthesundown]

minseok is an example of a person who can be both hot and adorable at the same fucking time