#shocking the dyke got married in jeans and sandals
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I was looking for a picture of Emet's hands so y'all could see a) how big they are :3 and b) their perfect not-straightness that is still a reminder of how fucked up it is asking kids to play football but you're just going to have to deal with this picture from our wedding day where she palmed my head like a fucking basketball instead :3
#i was fully 3 inches taller then too heh#poor emet having to hunch over for smooches now#image description requested#yes this is what i got married in#shocking the dyke got married in jeans and sandals#hiking sandals too
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