#shmart

[lucid-pessimist]

Me: “I see you managed to get your shirt off, need some help with your pants?”

Someone: “smooth”

Me: “that was supposed to be an insult to their intelligence not a pickup line but thank you”

[tigertrack]

for anyone interested, i started posting my trig fanart over on twit

[millennium-bright]

上根 拓馬 Takuma Kamine

https://otakei.otakuma.net/archives/2021102901.html

(Art Shmart: Imageから)

[paulgadzikowski]

[Image description: Preview panel for the comic strip at the link below. Seigfried and Max of Get Smart stand talking with their guns out but not threatening each other. Seigfried is saying, "Very vell, Shmart. You haff convinced me that KAOS and CONTROL must join forces against these common enemies.” Unfortunately there are not image descriptions at the main Hero Of Three Faces site. End description.] 

The Hero of Three Faces is fanfiction crossovers, but it’s comic strips with stick figures, but they’re triangles. Preview panel only. Click here for full cartoon. Or see the on-site navigation tutorial. Or see this blog’s FAQ, or my archive tumblog’s FAQ. Cartoons may contain unmarked spoilers. Cartoons linked from Tumblr 10:00 (Central US time) daily are the previous day’s new update and the posts are pinned to the top of this blog. Cartoons linked from Tumblr 22:00 daily are from the archive and the posts are pinned only during annual summer hiatus of new updates.

Thanks for reading.

[azteriiverse]

I did more doodles after taking my notes :00

Yeha I did all of this after the note taking because I need my notes to be shmart

[certified-ruler-of-everything]

when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE (out of ten)

WHOA I'M A CHOSEN ONE!! TYSM FOR MAKING ME HAVE A FALSE SENSE OF SUPERIORITY!! :)c /j

But seriously, thanks so much! For that, I won't cheat and make one of the things on the list 'Being a Chosen One'. :D

I like that I have a pretty competent ability to make jewelry and have my friends sell their souls for it >:D

I am nerdy shmart. (unfortunately that means harder maths class, but it all pays off to be a nerrrrrd)

I like having a music-wired brain

I like that I mustered up the courage to come out of the closet to le parents

And I like how I've surrounded myself with the good people around me and can comfort them and vice versa and how much I've grown from it. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! :D <333 /p /pos

Anyway, time to pop this in some inboxes nyehehehe

[rosheendubh]

…I really do adore Thrawn…

…but I think I like how he’s been fleshed out via good-quality fanfics over the years than the original Zahn writing (both original and new canon-all canon)). Great character, subpar execution. It’s like a one-act side-show based off ‘Pinky and the Brain’. The Brain is Thrawn, obviously, and Pinky is whoever happens to be his current sidekick, globbering in about, “ErMerGerd, he’s so right and so shmart…”

—reminds me what annoys me about Zahn’s info-dump expository author tone…

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

@janitorlarry7

(prev) "She's really cute though! If it was my boyfriend who saw her, it would've been a different story for sure." "..Glad to know it didn't bother you though! I'm usually kinda...like that. Yeah." Larry chuckled awkwardly. ..She's been staring at him for a good while now. It was starting to get a lot more awkward with nobody saying a word. "..Uh, does she want more..?" He took out a couple more cashews and handed it to her even though her paws were already holding one.

Sherri Jr eagerly ate the cashews right out of Larry’s hand. Once finished, she then placed the cashew she was holding with her paws back into his hand. 

Bert got a kick out of it. “Hah! She has been into giving other people cashews lately. I wonder if she is mimicking the positive reinforcement training I’ve used extensively with her. Rewarding people in return for rewarding her. Or maybe she simply just wants to share her favorite treat. Either way…” He reached over to pat her back “...She’s sho shmart.”

[whatiwillsay]

Shmart shmexy lacyyyyy

showed this to gabbie and she cracked up lol

[mandylove1000]

YOU ARE BUTIFOOL, SHMART, TALENTEEED AND YES, IM SCREAMING BECAUSE I WANT TO. DO YOU HAVE A PROB WITH THAT 😑😘

🤍

Simply for this I’m adding some of my favorite pictures of me so this basically a face reveal as well 🫣 yes I wear glasses but sometimes I take them off to do some cute pics on my snap

[gmmquotes]

"That boy's shmart! That's a shmart boy!"

-Link, about himself, GMMORE #2355

[sexysilverstrider]

hes sho shmart

[tikki-wikki]

HIII :-DD

CONGRATS TO ME IM SO SHMART

[ducky-died-inside]

Steel, lilac, lemon, fern, tiger, mint

That's fair honestly

I love to see you too!

Yay!

So shmart

Fair

Slay

[da-millerrrrr]

Partitio is the kinda guy to get really drunk and talk for hours about how amazing his wife is to said wife

Partitio: she's sho pretty an she's shmart an i lobe hugging her an i would die for her an- (hiccup) an her ekshistenshe feelsh like a bleshing (starts crying) I love Cashtti sho much

Castti, trying to sober him up: you know I think your wife would be thrilled if you drank this water

thronè: why is partitio sobbing on the floor?

temenos: he found out castti has a husband

thronè: he is her husband.

temenos, smiling: i know.

[howieabel]

“A voice: "All right, the lighter. Burn, Gioconda, burn..." A silhouette advances, a flash... They lit the lighter and set Gioconda on fire. The flames painted Gioconda red. She laughed with a smile that came from her heart. Gioconda burned laughing...

Art, Shmart, Masterpiece, Shmasterpiece, And so On, And So Forth, Immortality, Eternity-

H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Y...

"HERE ENDS MY TALE'S CONTENDING, THE REST IS LIES UNENDING..."

THE END” ― Nâzım Hikmet Ran