#shitwank

[flanphiptere]

choose between Gay cat and Straight cat.

Gay Cat all the way. You have one and I lvoe her. Show layler this post asap please.

[cherubcallremade]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

omg is that us………

[scaryfaggot]

HELLO WALLACE i love that little cat.and its heart lollipop. this thing loves valentineday

[litho-sphere]

2 3 and 18 ^_^

2:A song you like with a number in the title

I love this song!! It’s a go to option for road trips

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

I like this album, and this song I can only describe as lukewarm, but like in a good way

18:A song from the year that you were born

I was born in 2003, and this is my favorite from that year (though I don’t really know many other songs from that year)

[0ddity]

if u could be any type of cat what kind would u be?

hmm i think i'd be an orange cat ... as for the breed i'd like to believe i'd be a maine coon cuz i think theyre super cute and they're Large ^_^

[dynal]

HELLO. MEOW

[muttever]

shitheads: testosterone will make you hairy and fat!!

me, already hairy and fat: ... uh, so what?

[flanphiptere]

@shitwank Happy Valentines Day!!

[bloodcoveredgf]

i want to pet him on the head like a dogy... sigh

[scaryfaggot]

Hey wats up

hiya wallace im so sleepy. i love those cats😭 whats up in YOUR WORLD!

[rarelysolazy]

The total scamminess of an “AO3 app” that you have to pay for is beyond me. Why would you - when AO3 gives you everything that the app “gives you” and it does it ALL FOR FREE.

Bastard scamming shitwankers - catching people out who don’t realise the truth is that they are paying someone for an “app” when AO3 has it all already?!!! For NOTHING. Let alone thinking about how creators feel about the fact that some little shit is earning money from their work, which they publish for free and make no money at all from. 🤬😡🤯

With the latest crap of someone making an unofficial ao3 app and actually charging people to use it… why do you want an ao3 app so badly? Why are you willing to pay for an otherwise free website that works fine in mobile browsers? I’m so confused. Like, y’all are willing to have that as a security risk? And pay for it? I don’t understand at all. I saw people on the OTW’s recent post about it arguing for the existence of this app instead of against it.

Also, the whole thing is just so shady. There’s someone out there making money off of tons of people’s free work. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Don’t support the app.

[caius-hhhhhh]

if you are a restaurant and you don’t list your food’s ingredients and/or allergens (you have this information. your chefs make the food.) you are a cuntstain and a shitwanker <3333

[askthefivefallen]

Ass, here are a list of my favorite names and insults to call people, do with them as you will.

• “(they) make your nipples stink when (they) suck/s them.” i.e. “why are you crying over a man who makes your nipples stink when he sucks them?”

• “(they) are built like a (insert random object)” I.e. “they’re built like the Eiffel Tower”

• fuck-ass

• Bootlicker (use only when someone takes the side of the police or authority figure, could be sarcastically used for people taking Chief’s side)

Feel free to add to the list!

A: "Hey, I love these! I do have a few I like to use: shambling shitwank, crusty cumdumpster, thumbfucker- I'm starting to realize a lot of these have a sexual connotation. I don't mean them that way. I think I just need to get laid. Dunno."

A: "Anyway! There's also the ol' reliables of shitass, fuckstain, headass- the list is endless. If I have to be somewhat polite about it, though, I might say someone has two stripes and no kills- since all us Exorcists have two stripes on our wings and we're made to, ya know, kill Sinners, the underlying implication is that the person's useless. Or, if I have to be careful about it, I might ask where the other wings are- basically, all us lower angels only have two wings, and it's not like you get promoted into being a Seraphim! But, if someone's actin' all high and mighty, I like to remind 'em they really aren't any better than me."

A: "Remember, when it comes to insults, you have to tailor it to the individual. Adam always got pissed when I called him Mr. Two Strikes- he hated being reminded that his first wife ran off on him and his second also bailed the first chance she could- and a couple more times, too! Be creative! Hasn't got me smote yet!"

[chatange]

omg i totally forgot i was tagged in this by @otisbdriftwood ty for thinking of me!

i tag @killmsamerica @fuckin-pistol-whipped @irresponsible-hate @shitwank @torturefetish + whoever wants to! sorry if youve already done this teehee

[kincalling]

heyy im wallace wells from scott pilgrim vs. the world ^__^. im just looking to make more mutuals from the same source! doubles are fine as well idm. im turning 23 soon, so I'd reaaaally prefer 18+ mutuals. blog is @shitwank, feel free to follow & ill follow back! messaging and asks are fine, but I'm kind of shy & bad at replying to DMs.

🃏

[muttever]

twitter giving me radfem bullshit in my "for you" feed, thanks for the garbage i didnt ask for i guess