#shitwank

[flanphiptere]

choose between Gay cat and Straight cat.

Gay Cat all the way. You have one and I lvoe her. Show layler this post asap please.

[cherubcallremade]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

omg is that us………

[scaryfaggot]

HELLO WALLACE i love that little cat.and its heart lollipop. this thing loves valentineday

[silenthill2ps2]

Happy birthday!!!

AWWWW THE CAT IS SO CUTE 🥺 THANK YOU

[litho-sphere]

2 3 and 18 ^_^

2:A song you like with a number in the title

I love this song!! It’s a go to option for road trips

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

I like this album, and this song I can only describe as lukewarm, but like in a good way

18:A song from the year that you were born

I was born in 2003, and this is my favorite from that year (though I don’t really know many other songs from that year)

[gaskarth]

if u could be any type of cat what kind would u be?

hmm i think i'd be an orange cat ... as for the breed i'd like to believe i'd be a maine coon cuz i think theyre super cute and they're Large ^_^

[dynal]

HELLO. MEOW

[flanphiptere]

@shitwank Happy Valentines Day!!

[muttever]

shitheads: testosterone will make you hairy and fat!!

me, already hairy and fat: ... uh, so what?

[scaryfaggot]

Hey wats up

hiya wallace im so sleepy. i love those cats😭 whats up in YOUR WORLD!

[liquidchaser]

YOU WILL GET DEALT WITH, YOU WILL SUFFER, WE WILL BREAK YOUR NECK, YOU LOW, GUTLESS, WEAK MICE.

[bloodcoveredgf]

i want to pet him on the head like a dogy... sigh

[psychicpanic]

watever happened to shitwank and violentrevolution ?

[askthefivefallen]

Ass, here are a list of my favorite names and insults to call people, do with them as you will.

• “(they) make your nipples stink when (they) suck/s them.” i.e. “why are you crying over a man who makes your nipples stink when he sucks them?”

• “(they) are built like a (insert random object)” I.e. “they’re built like the Eiffel Tower”

• fuck-ass

• Bootlicker (use only when someone takes the side of the police or authority figure, could be sarcastically used for people taking Chief’s side)

Feel free to add to the list!

A: "Hey, I love these! I do have a few I like to use: shambling shitwank, crusty cumdumpster, thumbfucker- I'm starting to realize a lot of these have a sexual connotation. I don't mean them that way. I think I just need to get laid. Dunno."

A: "Anyway! There's also the ol' reliables of shitass, fuckstain, headass- the list is endless. If I have to be somewhat polite about it, though, I might say someone has two stripes and no kills- since all us Exorcists have two stripes on our wings and we're made to, ya know, kill Sinners, the underlying implication is that the person's useless. Or, if I have to be careful about it, I might ask where the other wings are- basically, all us lower angels only have two wings, and it's not like you get promoted into being a Seraphim! But, if someone's actin' all high and mighty, I like to remind 'em they really aren't any better than me."

A: "Remember, when it comes to insults, you have to tailor it to the individual. Adam always got pissed when I called him Mr. Two Strikes- he hated being reminded that his first wife ran off on him and his second also bailed the first chance she could- and a couple more times, too! Be creative! Hasn't got me smote yet!"

[flanphiptere]

fmk george bush, osomatsu, and timmy's dad from fairly odd parants

Kill George Bush, Fuck Timmy's Dad, Marry Osomatsu.

[muttever]

twitter giving me radfem bullshit in my "for you" feed, thanks for the garbage i didnt ask for i guess