#shittypost(?)

[slazzerslaz]

[darwuzhere]

Is my humour humouring?

CW: MAY BE SENSORY OVERWHELMING AND MENTIONS OF SEWER SLIDE

[1970killer]

Bl00D & JUMPSCARE AHEAD AT END WARNIN!!1!1!111!11!!

Normal picky loves!

*Glups!* "i-i h-h-hope you'll like i-it!~ Goly!"

*GIGGLES 👹👹👹*

[houserat03]

I can't do this anymore..

EVERY TIME I WOULD MENTION QUINCY ENDICOTT, I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE THE URGE TO MISPRONOUNCE IT AS QUINCY ENDICOCK-

[oopsiedoopse]

Does op mean original poster?

Original propaganda

[lannanj-blog]

29.03.23

My bestfriend - Mina, and I went out to refresh our minds. We had been haunted by the deadlines nearly all of this month.

We went to the movies and watched "Soulmates". The film was so amazing, it was far more meaningful than we had expected. Beside, we also cried so hard =)))))))

After that, we decided to go for some ice creams. The service was terrible but the treats was okay 🙆

[darwuzhere]

DAMN YOU BABY! DAMN THE FATASS BABY DOLL!!/nsrs

GET OUT🗣🔥‼️

[bisexualityjunkie]

iconic post to me

[xamnade]

thouhgt about the worst thign ever and i made it real

[cows-writing]

"I envy you"

Tiny!Akito × Kohane

"And then, through the loop!"

"Kohane..."

"Yes, Akito?" She looked at him with a smile

"What in the world are we doing?" He looked at his yarn and a crotchet hook.

"We are helping you calm down!" Kohane answered, making a few more stitches "You said I can pick, and I quote, whatever"

"Yeah but I didn't think you would pick..." Akito tried to make one stitch on his own but after a few seconds gave up. He put the yarn and the hook on the desk "Crocheting"

"It's relaxing!" She answered and smiled widely.

She was someone he was usually looking down on. Not for any truly malicious reasons. They just didn't... Click. At least that was what he kept telling himself. And now, looking at how she was humming a happy melody under her breath while crocheting in his room... He was right.

But there was something comforting in her happy little tune and careless attitude. Though these were the same reason he had a hard time seeing her as his equal. There must have been some things he could admire in her and yet... Now his mind was blank

"Okay so... Do you want to talk about this?" She asked out of nowhere

"About what... Oh no-" He stood up on the desk "We do NOT talk about it"

Kohane rolled her eyes and continued on making new stitches. She knew the boy would spill the beans eventually. As he was sitting down, trying to look uninterested he kept glancing at her. Trying to make her ask questions. It was more than obvious that he wanted to talk about it. Kohane sighed and smiled

"So?"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DID THAT TO ME" There it is.

"He didn't mean it. Probably" Kohane finally put down the yarn and the stuffed animal she was making out of it.

"Probably my ass!"

"Akito, language" She reprimanded

"sorry. But how could he have thought it was a good idea to make these comments!?" Akito continued as he was walking in circles on the desk

"He is under a lot of pressure too. I'm sure he didn't mean it."

They looked at each other and Akito's angry demeanor washed off bit by bit. He looked down and crossed his arms.

"You too think I overreacted. Of course" He said, fully turning away from the girl.

It took Kohane a good couple of minutes to figure out what was going on. It isn't very Akito-like to doubt himself so much. Sure, fights are never pleasant, but Akito is used to fighting and making up. So it was strange how it got to him this time. Kohane didn't think about it at the time because she didn't really expect there to be an answer. But right now...

She picked him up, ignoring his very loud protests. She placed him on her hand and brought him right to her eye level.

The stoic face was not something that Akito saw on Kohane often. If at all. So it made him a bit uneasy. Was he acting too childish? Is he going to get scolded? And by Kohane at that? Should he apologise? The questions were running through his mind.

"There is nothing wrong with overreacting..." She finally said, calmly.

"So you think I-!"

"Shush!" She silenced him by putting a finger up to his mouth, trying to not cover his eyes so they could look at each other directly. "I never said you did. We are sitting here alone because I don't think you overreacted. An and Toya do, so they are not with us. Understandable?" Akito nodded, quite frankly a bit scared of this serious Kohane

But she dropped her mask pretty quickly. After putting Akito down on the desk she placed her chin there. She was very confused, and pretty tired by this whole argument.

"But... I don't think it would be bad if you did." She said and sighed. "I envy you"

Akito raised his eyebrows. It seemed to come out of nowhere. Especially that he hears it now. He always wanted people to envy him, but now that he's the size of a peanut and Kohane is more than twice his size... It seemed odd to hear that now.

"You stand up to people, you snap and yell. I want that" She looked out the window

"Well then I envy you too" Akito said and it snapped both of them back into reality.

Kohane, because she didn't expect it. And Akito, because he didn't expect it either. But he swallowed his pride and let his heart talk a bit more.

"You know when it's not worth it. You apologize so easily when you see your mistake. You don't have a problem when it comes to making people like you. Sure, you don't have a lot of friends-" Kohane rolled her eyes as Akito realised how bad it sounded "I mean... You don't seem to make friends that much?" They both laughed "What I mean is that everyone who actually gets to know you just instantly wants to get closer. You bring people to yourself, not push them away"

Kohane stared at him in a bit of disbelief before quickly grabbing him and moving him closer to her face.

"THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU!" She yelled and pressed him against her cheeks, to imitate a hug. Akito thought he would die at that moment. "YOU'RE SO NICE!"

She went on about how amazing Akito is for a few more minutes before finally running out of synonyms for "amazing". They looked at each other. Now an awkward silence formed for some time.

"So um..." He couldn't finish

"Yeah..." She neither

The blushes slowly overtook their faces as they calmly started crocheting again. Trying to distract themselves from the embarrassment they felt after this conversation.

[hopalongfairywren]

still being in the dsmp fandom in 2024 is crazy because I do not recognize like 75% of the people posting to the tag and it feels like 50% of the people I probably would recognize changed urls or their pfp. Im a disoriented war veteran. like who the fuck are you guys?

[osakanone]

Shitpost vs shittypost

Given the meaning of "shitpost" has in my lifetime gone from "awful stupid brainless posts" to "funny banter", I nominate "shittypost" as a way to get the original meaning back.

This is a feeling of loss and having the difference back made a pretty big difference in my conversations

[darwuzhere]

[!!WARNING FOR EARRAPE+WEAR HEADPHONES!!] i edited "What Did You Say?" o...

Guys, I've cooked again. Enjoy y'all's meal 😎

[sydneyofalltrades]

ugh i miss writing gay men

[russieraholic]

2020 set me down a dark path and this is still my favorite dynamic

[lannanj-blog]

Just some pics when I went out with friends last week.

We have classes on Thursday morning as well as in the afternoon. The class in the morning ends at 12.15 am (sometimes 12.30 am if the teacher is so into her lectures), and the class in the afternoon starts at 1.30 pm so we have to have a quick lunch. Because of that reason, we decided to have some Bún đậu mắm tôm (the pic on the left) last Thursday. The owner is an old uncle so the food came out quite slow but we all enjoyed since it was pretty delicious.

The pic on the right was taken on last Tuesday. I did a group presentation, and at the end of the presentation, our group had make a game and announced that the one who had the highest scores would earn 111.000 VND. Luckily, one of my friends won. She decided to use that money on Chè so all of us can have some sweet and chill tastes on that hot day.

Love y'all ❤