#shittyness*

[suitetarts]

astarion can still give tav eternal life as a spawn.

he can play your song at a tavern, cook your favorite meal for his new lover, tell your cheesy jokes. new companions ask who you were and astarion will give a taste of your adventures, just enough to satisfy them while keeping some memories only to himself. those memories aren't a ballad of heroes saving the city, they're precious, priceless moments he spent learning how to live again. how to do all of this without you

[jakejeffreyperalta]

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[xxlady-lunaxx]

[eliza-the-hunted]

I love you Dale. I hope you die Dale. I want to steal your boots Dale. I want to drown you in lemonaid Dale. I want to wear your sweater Dale. I want to force you into family therapy Dale. I want to see your naturally curly hair and pet it Dale. I want to abduct your son and give him the love he deserves Dale. I hope you get better Dale. I hope you stay a silly little villain Dale. I hope you heal Dale. I hope you run into Vicky in the streets Dale.

I love you Dale. 😭

[curiouslylazy]

Holidays fake dating lawsan would be wonderful because on one hand you have Cora who would be delighted by Sanji, and then you have Judge who would absolutely detest Law.

[grossillygirl]

im sad. extremely sad actually yeah. very sad indeedy.

[sillyfreakx5]

omg ACTUALLY

funny dream i had last night that's so transabused/manipulated vibes ✨

Basically, I had a boyfriend and likee idk i said i thought of something funny, but then he was asking me what the thing was and for some reason I didn't want to say it despite him kinda pressuring me so then he like kissed a random ass girl while i was watching? ('twas a monogamous dream relationship) and likee with tears in my eyes and feeling SO SHIT and insecure and like absolutely awful, and i just drew the funny thing i had thought of and he said something along the lines of "hmm you'll know not to hide stuff in the future"

and then AFTERWARDS i went to be sad in the school bathroom or something idk, and then i was like "why is that actually so hot looking back ;_;"

like even in dreams I'm like WHY DO I WANT THIS SHIT XDDD

but also like ughh. emotional abuse >///<

(obvious disclaimer that I don't think shit like this irl is a good thing and am not promoting it or whatever)

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Sorry sorry I haven't even met her yet and I can't stop thinking about Queen of IronDeep Jaina Bronzebeard cause

I quite literally never stop thinking about how she wasn't really even supposed to survive campaign one. Losing Gemma was supposed to drive her mad. And then it DIDNT. Because of Moonshine and Hardwon and now shes the literal queen of Iron Deep and I just hgngbngnfnfn

Also none of this is helped by the fact that I listened to Tilted Crown by Sam Williams and 'Heavy is the head. That wears these gems around.and all I know about Fair is once a year it blows through town. Cause The grace and the Shame that came with the name that I got handed down...'

I'm.

This is fine.

[sa1808fi]

Emmet is the cinnamon roll character that everyone wants to hug, and squish, and put through the blender.

Rex is the asshole character that everyone loves because of how much of a little shit he is. And the angst.

need I say more?

[my-immortalstuck]

sB: Confess love.

> END OF ACT 1

[larryleeds]

for the last like 4 months, ive been reading exclusively sidgeno fics on ao3 in order of upload date, starting with the oldest* fics in the tag. as of 10/7 i am at the end of the 2014-2015 season where it feels like the fic writers came to an agreement on what sid and geno’s personalities would be like. and that’s definitely bc of the growth in hockey as a fandom at the time, but also it’s like someone pulled sidney crosby up by the scruff and went “you can fit so many complexities in this one” and decided that he wouldn’t just be hockey robot anymore. not that fic writers before then weren’t doing that, but so many concussion era material was written before then that fic!sidney was so sad all of the time. all that to say: watching fandoms come to agreements to build the personalities and relationships between characters is very cool. fanfic writers are truly the wielders of the history of fandom

[ruby-the-bunger]

I saw this and knew what I had to do

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[suppenzeit]

why do people think blitz is worse than stolas. at least the story knows blitz isnt perfect!

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

Will never get enough of @shittyness posts! Love them <3

@shittyness !!!

[red-might-be-dead]

the bad boys cant have nice things and here is why

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[stardustintheabyss]

Hate hate this mother fucker. Called his red flag ass on the first episode.