#shitty bald meme

[whoa-mamma]

I had a vision

[doodle-storm]

They are the same person and you can't convivence me otherwise :)

Pokemon and Hunter x Hunter as decided by my friend @doodle-storm after only seeing Hunter Exam and Zoldyck Family Arcs... Part 2!!! As always friend, add onto this post if there's any reasoning I've missed!

Netero: Medicham (I think the rationale here was that despite looking a little goofy, it's actually quite strong. I think this guy is very appropriate for Netero, for reasons I can't tell my friend yet.)

Hanzo: Greninja (It's a ninja pokemon. However, my friend laments the fact that Greninja is not bald enough, nor does it have "bedazzled eyebrows". She has therefore made an entire team for Hanzo that is purely comprised of bald and bedazzled eyebrow pokemon. She took this very seriously I'll have you know.)

Pokkle: Decidueye (An archer! She hopes Pokkle gets to finish his pokedex.)

Satotz: Omanyte (I honestly can't remember the initial reasoning but they both have mustaches and no visible mouth so that's cool.)

Menchi: Dachsbun (Bread dog. As befitting a Gourmet Hunter.)

Buhara: Snorlax (Probably needs little elaboration.)

Lippo: Rotom (Because of all the cameras in the prison and the fact that he operated from behind screens using electronics.)

Beans: Politoed (She can picture politoed in an identical suit.)

Tonpa: Trubbish (...she does not like Tonpa very much.)

Ponzu: Beedrill (Bee pokemon. She has bees in her hat.)

Bendot: Machoke (He's a fighter pokemon. Also he was going to choke Tonpa so there's that too.)

Sedokan: Litwick (It's a candle. It's also got one eye hidden.)

Majitani: Wishiwashi (We spent a long time trying to find a pokemon that sort of gives that impression of guy trying to look way more intimidating than he is... She decided on Wishiwashi because its school form is powerful but it also reverts back to weaker solo form when wounded.)

Leroute: Salazzle (I did not know there were pokemon people thirsted for and I don't think I needed to know that. Anyways, Salazzle is kind of an exotic creature and she was involved in exotic animal trafficking so. Checks out.)

Johness the Dissector: none. (She tried to think of one but really couldn't. We both kind of agreed that he probably wouldn't have any on account of... probably killing them.)

Geretta: Aromatisse (I don't know lol. I think this was just vibes.)

Agon: Galarian Farfetch'd (He appeared to have been a fencer so I think this was the closest thing. Plus eyebrows.)

Bodoro: Gallade (She was trying to think of an honourable type of pokemon. I don't think she was entirely sold on Gallade, especially since she gave Kurapika one later on, but we moved on.)

Bourbon: Seviper (Viper for the snake charmer.)

Nicholas: Abra (Abra just kind of sleeps, and though Nicholas tried to predict the Hunter Exam, he wasn't prepared for it, so I think that was the rationale here.)

Siper: Inteleon (A sniper pokemon for the sniper. I questioned why she was giving this minor character a pokemon when I'm pretty sure she didn't even have a speaking line, to which she replied, and I quote, "Yeah, but I want her to step on me.")

Sommy: Aipom (Mischievous monkey for the monkey trainer.)

Todo: Hariyama (Sumo pokemon for the sumo guy.)

Amori Brothers: Falinks (Yes, all three of them have the same pokemon. They work together for team attacks and so do the brothers. Do not separate.)

Zeno: Roaring Moon (I brought up Zeno's association with dragons. She liked the vibe of this one for him.)

Silva: Kommo-o (I think she wanted to keep the dragon theming. ...she also refers to Silva as "evil He-Man". Just thought you should know.)

Kikyo: Hatterene (She picked this one because of its elegant look... and the fact that it attacks anyone who is too loud or hostile within its home range.)

Illumi: Ferrothorn (It's absolutely perfect omg. She said it attacks using spikes and thorns, and it also "has the eyes". She also cheerfully informed me it's weak to fire. She does not like Illumi very much.)

Milluki: Forretress (Also has the eyes, and stays in a shell. It shoots things I think. She was trying to pick one that calls to mind Milluki's bombs.)

Kalluto: Kartana (I mentioned Kalluto's association with paper, so she picked this one.)

Gotoh: Meowth (For the coin association. Also she thought it'd be kind of funny if all the butlers had cat or cat-like pokemon.)

Canary: Espeon (Because it evolves based on friendship... augh... also vibes.)

Zebro: Cinccino (Zebro's kind of the janitor, and Cinccino likes to clean, if I'm remembering correctly? Also it's kind of disarmingly cute and harmless looking, which fits Zebro's "taking the key from the hapless guard" shtick.)

Seaquant: Watchog (Vibes, I'm pretty sure. hjdfkbvdshjvh)

[zankydraws]

do you have an oc or persona of any kind?

also, do you have any of your own oc’s w/ lore and stuff?

only asking cus i really wanted to make fanart for you at some point and realised i couldn’t T-T

have a nice day!

I do have a sona but she needs a little redesign. I've been planning on drawing her but I'm not really in the mood for that now.. But idk, maybe I'll get motivated 😔

tbh, most of my OCs need redesigns or at least some new art (I haven't drawn one of my faves since like.. 2018). a lot of the stuff I have is very rusty lol

buuuut, I guess I could share one guy... my biggest fave. I've wanted to share art of him for a long while but for some reason I was never ready to do that lol, ngl I'd love to get fanart of him

(pics and some details about him under read more) ⬇️

this is Dave and he is very stupid 💖 if you're interested in making art of him, here's what he looks like

(shitty ass meme edit lmao)

His actual name is Dawid Szulecki 🇵🇱

He's some sort of a faceless ghost and wears a mask at all times. He can create clones of himself which are emotion based and each has a different mask (there are 7 different masks but I plan on adding one more in the future and maybe improving a few of them lol so you're only gonna see two of them for now). His favorite activities are playing baseball with his clones, slapping his clones on their stupid bald heads and touching nice tiddies. He also enjoys being a nuisance to his friends and pulling pranks on them (his buddies are faceless ghosts too). Generally he's a shitlord

his skin is pitch black and feels cold and slightly velvetty to the touch

he's a pretty big boi, 198cm tall

he loves dinosaurs and has a little collection of dino figurines and also owns dinosaur themed hoodies and onesies (which is a lil fact that I keep forgetting about lol)

+ some older stuff I made 2-3 years ago:

he wears dumb shirts like these unironically

he's my idiot. my dumbass 💜

I need to make more art of him and his friends fr

[iravaid]

💤 🩹💯🎮🖊️ - for (alleged) babygirl Lee 🥰

LEE KINSEY MY BALDING PRINCESS!!!! Amazing excellent. He is in fact a babygirl, a sopping wet sad, incidentally hyperviolent, one 🥰

(this ask meme, for context)

💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?

Leander Kinsey has not had a full night's sleep in years and he is a very light sleeper. Watch out! Local man plagued by nightmares of a wolf eating his face sleeps with a knife under his pillow!

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?

He has chronic migraines babey!! They can make him physically ill every now and again and that motherfucker Still has to go to work because it's 1920-whatever!!

Lee's also got a lot of issues surrounding the violent life he was brought up in, and in turn got immersed in when he left Virginia. It can manifest in hypervigilance and aggression, but Lee also has dogshit self esteem and no sense of self, and that in turn stunts his emotional development.

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Nice tits. and rack, love it. Shout out to Gen who wants Lee to squeeze into an anachronistic pair of jorts 🫡

Lee learned about the Origin of the Species from an ecologist he was hired to transport from the National Academy of Sciences in DC, to the Sonora in order to study gila monsters. The ecologist was worried rival academics would try to steal his work, and so hired what he believed to be the scariest guy in the bar to keep him safe. Odd little adventure for Lee, and he's long forgotten the name of the ecologist (who has certainly not forgotten about Lee)(don't worry about that), but at least Lee found out more about hogs.

Lee's full first name, Leander, is inspired by the poisonous plant oleander. His mother's name was Isabella, like belladonna. His brother was named Syracuse and his father Abraham, biblical names. The family was always meant to be divided down these lines. There's a relatively large age gap between Lee and his older brother, due to issues with conception and fertility. When Lee was born, he was a small and quiet baby, which was offputting to his parents, and people believed he wouldn't make it past adolescence. Abraham had no interest in Lee, as Syracuse was an early bloomer and grew to be tall and broad, therefore proving useful.

Isabella resents getting the 'scraps' (Lee) very deeply, and Lee has a vivid memory of his mother standing over him as a child, when she thought Lee was asleep. Lee doesn't know whether or not she was debating smothering him, and he never found out, either.

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

He likes. uh. hold on let me check the file. So, he likes staring at the wall of his shitty,, musty shack at 2am when he's too exhausted to think and there is a moment of blessed silence. He might pick up whittling one day, but he doesn't think he's all that coordinated enough to make anything of value.

Lee doesn't think he's much of a person right now, so he doesn't have the mental and physical energy to dedicate time towards hobbies, BUT, if things go well and he gets the space to heal and grow and such, I can see Lee slowly learning how to play the fiddle.

In another life, I can also see Lee keeping pigeons. They're sweet little things and they don't ask for much in exchange for a little softness. I'm also very charmed by the thought of a man with hands like his own holding a small bird that trusts him implicitly, unaware Lee is scared of crushing it.

🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos?

He doesn't but I wish he did 😔 They're not mister Kinsey's style, but I did play with the thought of him having a chest tattoo of a snake or eagle, in the style that was popular back in the day.

Thank you for the ask!! Buzzing to talk about ocs... tha beasts...

[thelowlysatsuma]

it's been absolute years since i've last talked to you. what are you into lately? how have you been?

HELLO HELLO!!!!

lmao I got this ask like a week or so ago and completely forgot abt it then found it again and instead of answering stalked ur blog for a solid half hour and NOW I’m answering it

but ye I’m doing well!! graduated w my bachelor’s degree back in may and now am a couple weeks away from starting film school for writing — specifically writing for video games which I am IMMEASURABLY hype about. my summer’s been pretty quiet other than one (1) knife fight (i had minor arm surgery and am all g now) and also two weeks playtesting for EA a certain video game whose trailer is out now. and yes I’m under NDA but after having gone into said game completely blind and now seeing all the fantastic Tumblr memes since the trailer’s been out i assure you that once the game itself drops I will be Unable To Shut Up abt my Fictional Shitty Divorced Stepfather (/bald)

uhhhh other things I’m into include TAZ (balance as always but also I’ve heard a bit of vs drac and am LOVING it), ace attorney, persona 5, various rpgs and visual novels, well loved Irish sillyman rtgame, drawfee, dimension 20, black butler since there’s apparently a new season out now which is an insane thing to be able to say, bungou stray dogs, and uhhhh honestly idk feel free to dm me abt this or anything in case I think of more lmao

also a HUGE fan of daydreaming abt situations involving my ocs. currently main ocs are the Greek myth bisexual wlws but other ocs/stories I currently have include a) hardboiled detective with OCD loosely inspired by penumbra podcast b) high fantasy Italian mystery game/dating sim c) megamind ripoff where you romance the isekai truck d) ???? probably more again i am so down to dm you abt things aha

how have you been??? hope ur doing well and having a good time!!

[aiura-stan]

I’m going to put all four of the sports festival chapters together. Without further ado, here is 3-22, 3-23, 3-24 and 3-25.

3-22

they honestly did a good job with the colors in the anime. Less green uniforms, otherwise very manga-faithful.

sports festival!! <3 expectations vs reality. Oh, I can’t just enjoy myself, saiki thinks. I have to carefully meter a win, saiki thinks.

XD not even Hairo believes in Kaidou his athletic ability is so shitty

…saiki u are LITERALLY skewing the results. oh well. I guess a yellowjackets style bone break in the middle of the race wouldn’t have been very ha ha hee hee hoo hoo funny

she’s so smug. I love her

saiki is so funny.

Bad ideas for 100: put Saiki’s limiter on the relay race items list. I do wonder why he vegges out here. Maybe because it’s the first time the limiter has been removed in a long time?

3-23

yep.

a very interesting chart…

the main reason he put in limiters was sleep psyching. interesting

Yeah… he could normalize anything. by accident. fucking terrifying if you think about it too much

seriously… Saiki can’t imagine that his classmates care about him… dude… hold on a second wait just a second (crying cat meme)

CRYING

oh look, Toritsuka character card. So his birthday was just recently. Also, his first love was Miko chan, the piano playing ghost? what did he even like about her? His taste in women seems pretty inconsistent. thinking emoji.

3-24

aren’t you glad you surround yourself with neurodivergent weirdos now, Saiki?

ah, sexual harassment. I remember why I hated Toritsuka lol. This joke’s just not funny no matter how you slice it imo

PFFFFFF

3-25

kkkkkksss buzzcut saiki lol. he does not look all that different tbh. bald kaidou, on the other hand.

Alright. That’s the end! end of 3-22, 3-23- 3-24, 3-25✨

[azure-wing]

Qsmpblr intro? qsmpblr intro

Im Azure or Az, Im an adult, any pronouns (neos are cool too) Im mostly here to fuck around, reblog shit, and make unnecessarily complicated spreadsheets ::::) re: my purgatory spreadsheet

I speak mainly English and am learning Spanish, I watch pretty much everyone but my main povs are tubbo, bad, bagi, foolish, and my beautiful bald wife fit mc of 2b2t

I draw sometimes and make shitty meme edits when I have time

I hope y'all enjoy the island :::)

[moonspower]

might add two more goddesses to my romanticglow blog... aka my failed love goddess, juliette. from a pantheon that never got to be. broken before it even started.

left is yangdon, she's a goddess of destruction and somehow a better love goddess than juliette. if she puts people together, they basically die in each other's arms like they stay together. might make it so they were supposed to rule over each other's domains and then shit got wacky along the way somehow.

right is silja. goddess of peace who legit just stares at planet earth and everyone being a shit head with her hands on her hips like that one meme of the bald guy looking disappointed at a sports game.

and of course... there's the shitty, can't-do-her-job love goddess... juliette.

[sniffanimal]

rotating how to word a post like this in my mind

Tumblr at large seems to understand not to criticize or laugh at something about a person's body they cannot change, even if they're a public figure, because it is indicative of your values about people as a whole. for example, making fun of the former president for being balding indicates you place a moral value on having hair that your friends experiencing balding will hear.

I think it stands that this also applies to cognitive functioning. I see memes and shitposts and stuff about the current president struggling with what is clear cognitive decline. I think that because this humor gets muddied with actual conversation about ability to effectively lead a country, we veer into outright ableism. like, I think it's fair to say if you suffer from frequent memory issues that can have a very real effect on the safety of billions of people, you might not be the best person to be in charge of that safety. (Similarly, I don't think legally blind people should be allowed to drive school busses, you feel me?) When this turns to ableism is when you make trap remixes of Biden's stutter, create humor about his being.

Age will come for all of us and for literally like 80% of us it will come with cognitive decline. Statistically you have family members who are likely living with this now. it also more broadly speaks to how you view young people with cognitive disabilities or speech disabilities. if you think it was fucked up for Trump to mock a disabled reporter, why is it okay for you to mock a disabled politician.

and like, I think Biden is a war criminal who doesn't deserve a moment of peace. I also don't think he'll ever see your memes about him freezing up in conversation. he's not receiving a measured criticism of his ability as president, your disabled followers are receiving the message that you think it's funny when people feel like a robot in conversation.

this is something I've come around to on opinion myself. I used to think making fun of any aspect of a public figure is okay as long as they're a shitty person. but after doing readings on disability justice, I think it's much more important to be aware of the realities of people's bodies and minds and how we ascribe morality to these things. I recommend Disability Visibility (edited by Wong 2023) as a place to read essays touching on the lived experiences of people with visible disabilities

[matchbet-allofthetime]

I was in this really chill and nice (albeit feral) Arcane server when it first came out

And I really hope it's still up and running because I know that I contributed to some of the memes it had

Like emo Viktor (with the fucking makeup and edgy 2000s stickers and shit) as a shitty edit bc I thought it was funny

And bald Viktor and bald Marcus I did ON STREAM IN THE SERVER

And fucking CHICKEN LEG VIKTOR

God it was brilliant, what a time to be alive

And I just wanna say

I hope my legacy is still alive there

[heartofhubris-a]

[sunset-synthetica]

Why is this so funny to me.

[whyyyyyyyyyy3]

Love that I made my phone Bald Kurapika themed because I'll be crying and I'll open my phone to distract myself and this is staring at me

[paindealt]

[sanityfelled]

✏️ foR KAYENNE IM ON MOBILE IM SORRY

SEND ✎ AND I’LL DRAW OUR MUSES TOGETHER. ( not accepting )

     @veternosamente.