#shitpost folder

[harkonnen-darkness]

༺ ❝𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬!❞ ༻

Feyd says quite emotionlessly "Kiss" when he wants a kiss from you. If you don't do it directly, he repeats it again. Thinking that maybe you haven't heard his words. But if you still don't do it, for fun, he'll make you do it.

Sometimes he says it when you're both in bed. Sometimes after or even during your training (combat geography, muscle building, etc.)

If you don't do it on purpose, he will push you to the ground and growl at you, why you don't do what he wants you to do. If he feels like it, he'll bite you bloody here and there as punishment. A gentle kiss on his cheek might calm him down.

Never kiss his neck or collarbone in public. It will make him think of something completely different. 🖤😋 He prefers a few seconds kiss, so that everyone knows you are his. And that you don't break away from him too soon, he holds your jaw between his strong fingers.

[heavensickness]

This sure is a collection, but I am not sure what it is

[ohposhers]

i dont even fucking remember why i drew this im sorry gang

[lady-quen]

Obligatory sound on

I got Mael the /breakdance emote. He had no say. I'm sorry, this video is everyone's problem now.

[steelthroat]

If we think about it, Megatron must look anemic to the rest of the Cybertronian race.

Edited to add the tags on the post since I was told not to hide them :3

[boimann]

[sentientsky]

good omens + textposts

[fraternum-momentum]

low rinse jeans

[ghosts-in-season]

did i post these already

[tategaminu]

The Holy Trinity

[harkonnen-darkness]

- 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 -

Warning: fluff & cringe! Feyd is a poor babyboy. 💔

He didn't talk much, but listened to your every word as you slowly stroked his neck, shoulders, down his back and up again. "What's a plush toy?", asked the man who had placed his head comfortably on your breasts. Your movements stopped. You knew that Feyd had had absolutely no childhood. But the fact that he didn't even know what a plush toy was made you a little sad somewhere, deep inside your soul. You didn't want to explain it to him, he would surely laugh at you. But when he asked again, you knew you had no other choice. "Mostly an animal sewn from soft fabric. Small, which fits well in children's hands. They usually take it to bed with them. I used to hug mine when I was afraid at night, like of thunderstorms, for example-" "Just like today!", he teased you, looking up and patted your cheek with a grin. 'Shut up!' you thought and your fingers wrapped around his wrist, placing it back on the mattress. His hand locked with yours. "I've never had one of those. Is it common to have one?", he asked, the grin gone from his face. You had learned to fight from an early age, but your parents had left you a piece of your childhood. Feyd had been completely denied this, you knew that. "Mh-hm. Actually, yes.", you whispered thoughtfully and your other hand caressed his body again. "Then our offspring can have such a thing." You smiled at his words. You could already see that he would shake his head, how the baby would hold the plushie in it's hands and chew on it as soon as the teeth would grow. 'Why is he/she biting it?' his voice echoed in your head and you had to stifle a giggle. Feyd suddenly let go of your hand and stood up. "You say they keep one of those things in bed at night?" You nodded in confusion. "Ah, I guess I do have one then!", he grinned nastily and pressed you onto his chest. "That's not the same, Feyd!", you tried to defend yourself, but had to laugh. He bit your upper arm playfully, saying that he must have been the plush toy then, since you are afraid of thunderstorms after all. Him? Never!

🧸🐺💀

[extrasweetcoffee]

Had to turn my favorite loser into my favorite meme.

[lazaruspiss]

[channnel]

He was a skater boy... she said see ya later boy... I have no explanation for this.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

"what if my corpse doesn't rot"

don't worry da-ge, he's got it covered