#shitpost (complementary)

[gladosluver]

i accidentally stumbled upon all the photos from the toronto blood elevator incident and i'd usually make yall see it too but i dont swing like that. so i took a different approach. please dont unfollow im sorry

ive been there and yeah. things like that just happen 💜 nothing too out of the ordinary for toronto

[hawker-the-gary]

I have like four different ships with her, and in all of them, she’d be the one being like this

[thunderboltfire]

Shower thought/realisation: The reason Rook's underwear is sage green with mustard-colored accent is probably for it to match the overall color palette of their room.

[good-wine-and-cheese]

This is a sliding scale to me

[patchuvio]

UNDERAGE GAMBLING

[aeromore]

META META META META META META META META. Old art dump from earlier this year, more under the keep reading thing.

RIDER IS THERE. That's just really a secondary name for Stanley to keep track of the guys (there's three of them, that's also why they're numbered). I meant to finish this drawing and have Aleph (another narrator... Specifically number 2) respond to Meta and have PK (Stanley-2) stand next to him, but I didn't have a design for that guy at this current point in time and just left it unfinished. Also, I love Rider. Rider is lovely and very kind, I hope he suffers very much Soon.

Ditto. Ditto's just happy to be here, Meta less so. Hates being proven wrong, too. It is SO hard to choose whether he'd be a Ditto or a Meltan as a pokémon, considering you CAN spell Meta with the letters in Meltan. I eventually went with the latter and had Ditto be on his team, like a constant mockery of him. <- That's how HE sees it. Ditto couldn't care less and just wants to have fun. (Also, he shapeshifted those eyes into existence by the way, he does not usually have eyes under his glasses. LET THE GUY EXPRESS HIMSELF.)

Vitan. (Character belonging to @mct421 / @a-game-of-beginnings) Sorry, I had and still have a crush on this idiot but also he's a very lovely character, please check 'em out on the second @. Meta is reasonably upset/peeved/mad about me turning him into a vertical pancake and also making fun of him for ... a large variety of things. I'll just say he doesn't get treated the best out of my narrators (it's a cuteness aggression thing, and also i hate him (affectionately)). SO, I let it slide that he's making fun of me by shapeshifting into my F/O or crush or whatever he is. Whatever it is, I've proposed to him (VITAN) three times at this point because I either keep forgetting I did or I just want to recreate the scenario since it's funny.

SOMETHING ACTUALLY INTERESTING OF NOTE: When Meta shapeshifts, the eyes always have this green color (not the green in the drawing, that was a lazy doodle, the CORRECT color is #70A083) and the hair is silvery at the roots.

Dumb idiot flawed shapeshifter, couldn't be me. <- Could be me. Is me.

Dressed him up in silly outfits, some of which he hates and some that he is fine with.

Was bought Webfishing by a friend of mine back in October, so I pretty quickly whipped a little complementary drawing of Meta as a fish (nice callback) and @nonsensechemicals's settings person as a lil fish too ":o" (it's a callback to one of their drawings but I don't really have it on hand right now). The guy in the middle was my sona at the time, now they look different. YOU try being a shapeshifter and see how long you can last being on one look.

Silly shitposts and whatnot. I love Meta, my idiot blob son, slime-like thing. Thank you, Rider, for showing him that sick skateboard trick in the parking lot (press conference/elevator ending reference for Those Who Don't Know).

The second image is a screenshot taken from that one art instillation with the jiggling things whatever they are. <- Quickly looked it up, "Graceful Degradation", a kinetic installation by Harrison Pearce at the GNYP Gallery. Wouldn't wanna leave you guys at the edge of your seat wanting to learn what that was.

The third image is me and MrPizzaDraws on twitter drawing our Favorite Blob ever. Check Pizza out, he's cool, especially if you're someone from the Object Show Community or like art in general.

Fourth image.... Not much to say here. Meta as those sticky hand things. I call it handslops. And the fifth image is him being slop in a red plastic cup. Wonderful.

And at the very bottom is an actually proper and simple drawing of the guy, of course. IF... IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING, feel free to click on that funny questionnaero button. I'd love to bestow knowledge. This is ALL a heavy work in process, so be patient if my answers aren't that great, haha.

And if you're wondering (because I sure am), the three parable thing is really an AU in all honesty, since that's not how the actual Stanley Parable is built up, to our knowledge, but I like having fun and still try keeping it close to game lore and whatnot. I just find it easier to understand the game if I break it apart into smaller pieces/people, hope that's relatable.

[nokaru]

eyo this is how a true power trouple looks like

enjoy these complementary shitposts as I scream about matching ObiZenYuki–

[crestfallenwanderlust]

Therapy with complementary exercises do help after all for him.

Good for Shane yea

Also, happy birthday

Shitpost below lol

[bulletblade]

Challengers of Smash Bonus Round 6:

With Multiversus returning, Smash will have its final 3 remaining characters in Challengers of Smash. With that being said, there are more than likely going to be more challengers. What is the plan, you ask?

Bonus:

Edit: Also enjoy complementary Multiversus shitpost from yours truly. Also, images help with engagement, I think.

[blackberryhexee]

My really toxic trait is think Annella and Flint are a relationship more realistic than sparkswood

And i will rant/talk a little about this, and explained 🧍‍♀️btw i don't hate the ship, i actually find it cute and it's my opinion so.

Okay First of all, Flint and Annella know each for quite some time, almost a year, and depending on which line where talking:

As friends :Their friendship began 5 months later, until the events of the film

As fwb: Almost the same but with the Difference they became more physical until 3 more months passed.

As couple:They started as friends at 6 months, in the rest they are finally a couple and at the beginning of the first film they are already established as a couple.

Canonically, Flint and Sam met within a month! And they also started dating, which although it can work not always, no matter how much they share interests. If you translate it to real life , would be disastrous.

Second point, interests, someone once told me that "sometimes it's better to know someone with different interests, than the same". It's good to share interests with someone, but sometimes (and dare I say) it can be a bit tedious and monotonous. As you know and I've let you see Flint and Annella are nerds (incredibly Ann is, i mean , she's a bookworm and can withholding information even if that side of her isn't explicit, she is), They both have their own different interests, and can even feed into each other's interests!.While you can also do the same thing if you both have the same interests, I think in reality it's more enriching if both parties have their differences.

Pause to say :Thank you for your patience, to read this nonsense, I probably speak from my ignorance and for the only thing I know about both films without taking into account other aspects.

Finally my last point, love is never perfect, in the movies the relationship of Flint and Sam is lack of Imperfection, too cloying (I think it is tender but it gives me ick), it seems to have no imperfect but if we see in the case of Flint and Annella, their relationship is entirely imperfect, starting with the different attachments, traumas of Ann and issues of Flint, Despite being difficult (sometimes slightly bordering on unhealthy) they try to do their best and grow in it, even learning from each other's flaws and loving each other despite the BIG differences between the two.

From personality, tastes and ways of acting, from that point of view is the one I consider why their relationship is more realistic than the sparkswood.The two of them are not compatible but they're complementary, and that is enough to make their relationship interesting and also work.

💜In short, opposites attract🩵

Really sorry If the post feels more like shitpost but i really wanted to talk about it.

I'd like to say more arguments, but those are the three main points.

[marciliedonato]

the guy wearing a mcr shirt in first kill.....bestie i’m OBSSESSED with u....feeling v, v seen...

[gladosluver]

more

there are many problems with my body and brain right now so if any unhinged things get posted blame The Corner Man wwwwwwwwww

[vaor]

very tired of the DNI trend and the excessive amounts of effort associated with it. like someone’s bio will say “don’t interact if you ship batcest” and then i gotta decide on the spot whether i want to look up some questionable p*rn that will get me a visit from the fbi or if my current knowledge about bats is sufficient to conclude that no, i do not wish to see them court. fuck you. i’ve had enough. i’m gonna poke your hornets’ nest with a fire truck and you will either block me or find a way to deal with it. 

[sexy-zeitreise-detektiv]

Holy trinity of the absolute worst takes (affectionate) people left on my quiz.

[whattheheehaw]

Do you look at something red and blue coded and think about Zutara or are you normal?

[faolanmoon]

Random Short Solomon headcannons

Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.

He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”

Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.

100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)

He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.

Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.

Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.

Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.

Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.

Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.

Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.

When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.

Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.

Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.

Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.

Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.

And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.

Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.

None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.