#shitpiss

[transfem-larry-butz]

the original screenshot was me btw...

[baconcolazz]

[r3djy]

Ah,,,, so silly :33

[hashtaghannah]

We passed upon the stair

We spoke of was and when

Although I wasn't there

He said I was his friend

Which came as a surprise

I spoke into his eyes

I thought you died alone

A long long time ago

[tunamoth]

Chomp

[bassia-bassensis]

Feel sad when someone interacts with an old post of mine about media that I am not invested in anymore, like you are very cool but I have nothing to say because I don't remember anything you are talking about.

[normystical]

Me finding out that Helluva Boss will have a definite set amount of episodes (not enough time to fix the countless issues in the story at an acceptable pace)

Me remembering the fact that Helluva Boss will have a definite set amount of episodes (Once it's all done and over I can make a post-story fanfic making Blitzø aromantic and giving him and Stolas the character arcs they ACTUALLY deserve and perhaps also add more assassination like the series was SUPPOSED to be about in the first place)

[kidsnextdoor-doodles]

I’ve decided their band name is Wicked×Hellions

[calicoartie]

y’all I’m laughing my ass off so I just saw my crush for the first time in like 4 months and omfg I said yeah come see my dorm whatever and I thought this shit would only be like 5 minutes and then he would leave but LEMME TELL YOU this man would not stop YAPPING and then he said oh yeah I’m interested in this girl from high school and I’m like bullSHIT anyways this man is either 1) oblivious to the fact that he loves me bc he just sat in my room yapping forever or 2) said he liked this girl to see what my reaction would be

[sparkledlollipops]

Twitter users: Omg Anti Pops and Pops r SUCH a coot couple UWU

Pops in heaven:

[tasteofyourblood]

tagged by @eyeldritch (apologies for any missed tag games before, i'm so tired)

are you named after anyone? nope

when was the last you cried? monday

do you have kids? hah nope

what sports do you play/have you played? never did a sport. played racketball w my sis when younger, liked tennis in hs, wanna learn ballet (that's not sport but like, i wanted to add it)

do you use sarcasm? realized just last month that i kinda sorta don't understand sarcasm if it's not the obvious kind w inflection & shit, but uh ye sumtimes

what is the first thing you notice about people? hair probably

what is your eye color? dark dark brown, get lost in my eyes boi

scary movies or happy endings? scary movies :3

any talents? i learn languages really easily, will i speak em? hahaaaaa NO

where were you born? tashkent, uzbekistan (this feels like doxxing myself)

what are your hobbies? books, movies, knitting, embroidery (kinda), sewing (kinda), art (KINDA), hopefully gonna work up the courage to finally start painting on my clothes & plan to do linocut printmaking one day

do you have any pets? my beautiful son bean (black cat, he's 8yrs old this october :3)

how tall are you? 5'6 i think, i can never remember bcuz it annoys me & i wish i was taller

favorite subject in school? math lol & spanish class!!!

dream job? be a pillbug hanging out w my beautiful friends in the dirt & grass 💕

tagging @inkmaze @mlentertainment @safodebuenosaires @autism69 @holyheart @snoopy-dyke @katealot @guydog @human-sweater-vest

[to2llynottoby]

Wish I could mute certain words but ONLY from certain people. I only wanna hear about it from Approved Sources

[baconcolazz]

[kaddos]

anyone who complains about movies and shows being soo hard to pirate is kind of an idiot unless that show is succession. they keep that shit under lock and key. i just got 34 viruses on my computer.

[just-another-product-of-today]

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[pansysbbg777]

i promise i'll work on my skz dr post tumblr I PROMISE