#shitmycoworkersays

[danikashay]

"He teaches you. Your relationship is like Luke and Yoda." "Wait - what? I don't think Yoda touched Luke!" "I said TEACHES. Not TOUCHES."

http://danikashay.tumblr.com/ http://gemstones-and-broken-bones.tumblr.com/

[shehasissueproblems-blog]

Man-ram

"...I was about to man-ram these fans in their no fly zones...." - Nameless Co-worker

This will be my blog in a very tiny nutshell.

[flamingextrovert]

I've had an epiphany about myself. You ever have a sudden epiphany about yourself? I just did. Here's what I just realized about myself: I think I like artists... [...seemingly infinite pause...] ...more than I like art...

- my cubemate

[foolishle]

Coworker: what is a double 'entendre'?

Boss: Back when I was working at the camera shop a woman walked in and asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one!

Coworker: ... So it's a camera part?