#shit pooooost

[le-pokerus]

Outsourcing labour by attaching a Pokéwalker to Kirby

[charles-snippy]

What strain of indica did bro have

[kahootqueen69]

I've got like 4 new artworks to post, if only patreon would accept my page after about 3 weeks of waiting 🤡

[2n2n]

and now a simpler stinkier pooooost, I feel like. Looking at the REANIMAL kids was like *instantly clamors at screen desperately* HOTAWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiiii... the swag of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!! The solid, powerful aesthetic appeal!!!!! Obscured faces... sooo tastefully. Appealing silhouettes from a distance... intrigue.... texture....

it's such a virgin and chad moment goddddddddddd LN3 protags look like dog shit to meeeee I'M SORRY!!!! NOT FOR ME!!!! LOOK REALLY LIKE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is the boy in just like a t-shirt, shorts and a crude halloween costume cape.... like a toddler. And then the plague doctor mask thing .... so incredibly lacking in texture, it all looks flat... the tattered edges of his shorts, look cut up with scissors, contributing to this Spirit Halloween Costume look. I don't know why the bird theme couldn't carry more in his silhouette somehow, like with some sort of capelet or something feeling wingish, even just the cape being.... bigger, sitting OVER his shoulders.... or the cinch of it really being thick tied around his neck would help? It feels like tissue paper.... nothing has the thickness of like, Mono's wool coat, for instance, or the texture.... very bereft of detail. I felt this about the environments in the new trailer too, though... lacking the sense for BG composition or even just better shots for showing off a trailer... the LN2 trailers are very cinematic by comparison to the LN3 one just released. Felt very ah flat. Game Footage. The boy's design just kind of reflects that lack of 'composition'..... I don't know! It's exceedingly plain without being so plain as to feel concise, like Six in only her raincoat. He just has a lot of small pieces, none of which come together for much impact. If it was going to be more centrally about his mask, I'd like the rest to accentuate that somehow.

The girl. It couldn't be more of an overwhelming takedown to compare the girlies. Her baldass head in the aviator helmet thing... cartoon caveman pigtails... goggles.... dumpy ass flight suit all boofing out and pinching at the limbs unpleasantly, inflated and weird..... this is not the swag that brought us Six and Mono, truly. It looks like. . a very crude idea of "cool" like a teenager who likes Tim Burton....................... it's so entry level feeling...... it doesn't really feel like, the same design sense that imbues Mono & Six, at all!!! it's egghhh...

they just look. not intriguing. I can't really imagine caring about,, any of it, and the aesthetic themes (of what.... flight ?? Bird & Plane???) are strange, this ... bow & arrow & wrench .... it's just not what I WANT!!!!! NOT TRYING TO WATCH CRITICALLY PANNED MOVIE 9.... !!!

by CONTRAST opening REANIMAL footage,, soo so so so so so instantly shoookttttt so aoauhhh who is THIS.. HELLO!!! god the pouring enthusiasm the intrigue the excitement the LN3 trailers n footage was lacking for me... OVERWHELMED BY THRILL drooling aoauohh???

bone shattering levels of intrigue and awe at this look

hello hi . hi hi .. hello hi. hi. and so so strong as a SET, as strong as MONO & SIX ARE!!! such a wandering wayward children vibe.... the proper amount of contrast & harmony.... selling me on this 'animal' theme.... somehow, both grim & pretty, handsome....

[4rachn0]

Idk if i even should start to THINK abt postin my trad drawings & shit buuuut it might happen..

Also..tagging is boring & id rather have noone see my shit than addin tags to every single pooooost :|

[sothischickshe]

ff ask! 2, 6, 14

2. Which of your own fanfics have you reread the most? 

I DON’T KNOW, SO IM JUST GONNA YELL FOR A SEC. WHAT IS THIS CONSPIRACY OF PPL ‘KNOWING’ AND/OR ‘REMEMBERING’ THINGS ABOUT THEIR OWN LIFE???? SOUNDS MADE UP TO MEEEE

i honestly couldnt even begin to guess, but i randomly made a case for it being one of them but then was like nah probs not yknow, n the reasoning seemed vaguely compelling till i changed my mind. 

but one more reason i forgot abt: if i ever start getting in my head abt kudos or stats or w/e, i think i’m more likely to read one of mine that doesnt have a lot of numbers cos it’s a good reminder that popularity and quality are not nec. the same thing

(i mean if you ignore anon kudosbombing inflation, typically my multichapters got relatively loads of kudos and my ‘shots not so much, which feels fairly logical. but going from a trend of writing multichapters to writing mostly one shots (and probs also writing weirder things...?) it was a bit like Whoa. and then i got all chill abt it but then the anon kudosbombing rewired all my stats and i was like... What. i think im chill abt it again now, but yea especially cos my stories with the least (fewest?) kudos are pretty short anyway, if i start going mad, i think it’s good to reread one of them and be like: well *I* really like this, and i think it’s better written than (at least some of) my stories that have a load of kudos soooo who cares!)

6. Name three stories you found easy to write.

so this i have answered but three more i’d put on the easierish side:

iv. Even the best laid plans: idk, it fell out of me pretty fast and it was a lot of fun to write! it’s a fairly silly conceit that i clearly came up with when i was very stoned, and i had the bare bones of it in my head when i started but not a super concrete plan, and i was pretty happy with how i pulled it all together. (much less stressful than my first multi-chapter fic which was intended to be a one-shot that ended up spiralling and i was like IDK WHAT IM DOING HELP.) 

also it was the first time i wrote rio pov, and it was kinda based on the idea that s2 from his perspective must be absolutely bananas (WHO JUST HAS A SPARE BODY LYING AROUND TO ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ THROW AWAY??? WHO DOESNT ASK FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT???), and writing him as crankily long-suffering just sighing around all the time like NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME IT’S SO HARD BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME was hilarious and...big relatable, haha. also it starts v silly but i kiiiiinda knew where it’d probs end up so it was quite fun sneak seriousing things

v. Uncontrollable notes, from her snowy white throat: this was my second one shot, after 3 multi-chaps in a row, so it was comparatively easy! also the first time i had the GENIUS idea of being like: fuckit, this is set in the FUTURE where they’ve sorted their shit out a bit. NO NEED FOR THE JOURNEY. LOOK AT THIS AMAZING IDEA I JUST INVENTED GUYS. also once it was written up and i was editing, i was hmming and hawing cos i was like ah, idk if i like the shape of it (first section is heavy set up n has a lot of anecdotes, then the sections get shorter n shorter) n then i was like FUCK IT I LIKE IT WHO CARES POOOOOST. and i still really like it, so good decision me

vi. Through the park and by the tree: this is a sequel (to People can be so cold, which is a fairly sweet, romcomish story). i was absolutely not planning to write a sequel!!! i was and still am v resistant to that!!! (partly cos that first accidental multichapter Spiralled, i guess.) n there were several comments on People can be so cold that were like ‘more!’, n i was like NO FUCK YOU. but THEN i was like...oh no... i know what happens next...shit. BUT i didnt really wanna write abt beth n rio hanging out with her boring kids, n i didnt really have the whole story of the next bit, i just knew it involved annie n rio glaring at each other n then ganging up on beth ha ha. but THEN i was like ok...so PCBSC was largely abt annie accusing beth of being bffs with rio... what if the next thing was abt rio and annie (and ruby) being friends (also a lil lil bit beth n stan being bffs BC THEY ARE) n then it was actually pretty easy to write as beth’s outsider perspective on annie and rio’s friendship

14. You’re applying for the fanfic writer of the year award. What five fanfics do you put in your portfolio? 

ok, i did this for 2020, but apparently 2019 was also a ‘year’, so...

this is very easy, im gonna cheat as i did with 2020 and count the two stories in a series as one, then cut out the first two stories so by a process of elimination as much as anything, it’d be:

Even the best laid plans

Bringing down the neighbourhood

Uncontrollable notes, from her snowy white throat

Are you afraid or is it true

What a sight to see

not sure that’s quite on the 2020 level of mood whiplash but it’s close ha ha

it’s so sunny i can’t see what i’m doin

[20xbetterthanu]

every time i try to post my lyric rabbles ao3 gives me the same shit like dude i just wanna pooooost

[cuntylittlesalmon]

ah shit i still need to do my nano update pooooost

[terminally-karkalicious]

pooooosting shit in my drafts beware

[le-pokerus]

I think one of the worst parts of moving from 2D pixel sprites to 3D models is turning

This

Into this

This is outrageous, it's unfair

[charles-snippy]

Whore

[ocbmarchive]

Dream pooooost lol sorry

Ok so like i just wanna talk abt this one girl in my dream and not my whole dream lol (bc i don’t remember it) bUT so like im so sad bc me and this girl were friends in the dream bUT SHE’S NOT REAL LMAO AND IM EMO ABT IT. But like we had the funniest inside jokes. Like one of them was a picture of two blurry legs with the caption “jisung park” and i honestly have no idea pero like yeah. And i dont even remember the rest rip but there was also this lady dressed as cat in the hat who was holding a bat with nails in it and I was standing from a distance and my dream friend just straight up tripped her and i was like oh shit trying not laugh and i cri

[hushpiper]

julystorms replied to your post “Increasingly, as I worry my family and friends with my SNK obsession,...”

I do wonder what their original plan was, and if it's actually being followed through as intended right now. Many times we make plans and they kinda...fall through.

Yeeeaaaaah that’s always a wrench in the analysis works, lol. “No plan survives first contact,” right? And there’s definitely been a lot of improv going on since Eren got to Marley (which is the topic of another pooooost). But so far we’re in the realm of things which could easily be anticipated, and Eren, Zeke and LS are all cool as cucumbers. I’d say signs point to “going off without a hitch” so far.

Which isn’t to say it’ll stay that way. Cuz if the plan is what I think it is, they’re about to enter the point where shit goes bananas fast. Will their measures to keep Reiner down (assuming they exist) actually work? Was Warhammer Willy (teehee) actually the Warhammer Titan, and is he actually out of the game, or is Eren gonna have to fight a new titan whose abilities are a complete unknown? On a scale of 1-10, how suspicious is Pieck of Zeke right now--and how long will it take her to get herself and her boyfriend out of that pit? TUNE IN NEXT TIME...

[xehanortsreport]

iamseraplz replied to your post: No matter what you lost, it's always pure gold.

SHIT. POST. POOOOOST!!!

I THOUGHT SO but you can never be too sure. thank you still tho!

[isaacathom]

i was hoping that this au would give me idea for some of the actual characters, and like, its helped with Zeke and Lyndelle a little, but i cant use almost anything from Endlyn for Gwendolen. like, ok, she’s a rule stickler??? so she doesnt like Rhia because even though Rhia is a cop (and a good one) shes also a member of a gang and assumed a false identity to get away from one of Gwendolen’s friends? its really complex. there is no way in hell Gwen was the one who accepted Elliot’s suggestion that Rhia take his place. like Gwen’s just like.... what? she’s a criminal though? and it gets kind of complicated from there but eventually its likely the other elite 4 members (and perhaps even the guy who left) eventually go ‘just fucking let her do it, Gwen. we can find a replacement later’. except of course, they dont, because Rhia earns her position and has her identity legally align (some sort of complex merger of Seren’s files and Rhia’s to make it less funky. theres some adoption papers filed in order to make shit line up. some backdating. its really messy but its essentially a favour for her cooperating with the xerophyte/exordial investigation). and because she was essentially forced to join, thats not a knock against her. so it sorta fades away. Gwen’s not a huge fan still.

but that is all ive gathered. she’s a rules stickler. big law enforcement type, even though she isn’t actually a cop. but the League are a form of like, ~government~ of sorts, so she’s not a vigilante. v important. not a vigilante fan. which also wouldnt help with her opinion of Rhia, because if you get Split end (which would be the default unless you actually like. sorta work to help them sort their shit out), Rhia goes off and goes vigilante up until the end of the postgame story with Lyndelle and Felicity. so Gwen does noooooot like a Split Rhia. so in the hypothetical sequel, where important values carry over, a split Rhia will not have made any progress within the elite 4. a reconcile Rhia, who didn’t become a vigilante, she might have. im not saying a reconcile Rhia would suddenly be the champion or anything, but maybe she just moves up in order. though that does depend on like..... whether the elite 4 has an order or its like all the new games where you can pick it. idk!

i mean theres not a lot of impact Gwendolen can specifically have. she cooperates with the International Police, helps found the new Urica police force after Exordial collapses. she could /possibly/ restrict Rhia’s progression through that new force? but thats all pooooost post game, thats in between shit, it wouldnt have any actual effect on the game. as far as Gwen being weirdly controll-y? could be something. im not sure when Gwen would show up, is the issue. perhaps she shows up in William’s town (Geelong, rmb) or in uh, Henry’s (beeeeeendigo?). admonishes the shit out of William for ignoring his towns plight but doesn’t actually do something about it herself. gives you a smile but warns you not in interfere with this sort of stuff - the police and gym leaders should be handling it. which makes Two individuals telling you not to fight Xerophyte, but for different reasons. Gwen’s not telling you this because she cares about you as a person, she’s telling you because she doesn’t want you to become a criminal, because she dislike criminals. no vigilantism, please. i bet she shows up after the raid where you arrest Samson and she’s like ‘what the fuck did i say?’ and then Dante shows up and go ‘maam, please calm down. they were attempting to rescue a friends pokemon, and were reinforced by the Exordial Police Force. I’ve also been informed that the CEO of Exordial, my wife Felicity, has specifically endorsed this individual. This is no more an act of vigilantism as you yourself coming to police their behaviour. :)’ and Gwens just like -.- fine. Gwen doesn’t like you either. god, if she finds out you ended up locked up trying to track down Xerophyte in the east town, she’d kick your ass. or shed say ‘thats what you get for trying to be the hero’.

which is a similar sort of vibe to Rhia, except that Rhia wants to protect you. Both Gwen and Rhia see you being hurt through ‘vigilantism’ as an inevitablity. But while Rhia explicitly wants to protect you from it, even if that means she has to hurt you to make that point clear (its a little contradictory and in her defence she TOLD them not to hurt you), Gwen isn’t going to stop you and will actively punish you on top of that. so Gwen does not like you. Rhia probably does! She’ admires your pep. She pities you, mostly, for getting tangled in Elliot’s bullshit.

and both of them have to give up, on some level. Rhia has to accept that you can hold your own, and allows you to make the conscious choice to proceed up the tower to fight Felicity and Dante. Gwen has to accept that the police force has been corrupted, and sends you and Elliot to track down Dante, because clearly this shits gotten fucked and she has to actually step in. but she does specifically require that you go with Elliot and do what he says. because at LEAST Elliot is was an E4 member once (8 years ago) so theres /some/ semblance of authority, rather than a god damn vigilante child. wild.

theyre similar on some things but completely contradictory on others. Rhia doesn’t want you to trust Elliot at all. Gwen wants you to completely trust Elliot. wild.

[le-pokerus]