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I swear to the gods I'm gonna have to start a new hashtag for the things my ex did.
This time, she stole all my fucking batteries for my remotes and battery operated candles. Like wtf? Pretty sure she stole my sex toys too. Like whatever makes you happy boo. Just get out of my life.
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Reblogging to add: forcing a nonbinary person to transition against their will
You guys do know that trans guys in relationships with people who try to convince them not to transition are in abusive relationships. And it’s not really a funny joke you can just casually make.
Maybe I’m just on Twitter too much but I keep seeing people say certain cis women look like they are trans men in abusive relationships.
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my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#ex bandmates#trolls oc#hed#les#my art#this drawing is very old already but i really wanted to write a oneshot to go with it#because i have story in my mind that led to this particular moment#but ALAS. no motivation for writing#lets just say he had a shit class meeting about their end of elementary school prom where he got singled out and everyone collectively...#...decided that he can't participate in the traditional dance because he's too short (unless. an asshole classmate proposed. he finds...#..a dancing partner in like the 2nd grade. and the class teacher looked thoughtful instead of reprimanding that student.)#basically no one not even his friends stood up for him and it made him feel like a class nuisance they were trying to sweep under the rug#living in vibe city made him such an outcast in general. he did a lot of crying over wanting to be a funk troll and fit in :((#and of course les would blame himself for every one of his problems#ughuguguhugh#i have shed physical tears thinking about these two idiots who can't let go of resentment for each other but also love each other so so muc#fuck i'm crying again#someone put me out of my misery
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Vanessa Doodles before work™️
My interpretation of canon Vanessa + her w Snatcher + Someone wanted to hug he <3
#a hat in time#not really an au but ya know not really canon lol#ahit vanessa#ahit snatcher#queen vanessa#demondoodles#my art#ahit#snatcher#my beautiful queen waaaaah#the noodle loser guy <3#the hold she has on me should be studied i swear jssjnwwn#anyways yeah#i know her having a shorter dress makes sense in the context of her wanting to be called princess but#I like long dresses :]#my hc is after the whole freezing she chilled out and felt guilt for some time but then she grew to not care as nobody wanted her apologies#so why bother right?#she and snatcher reconnected and they still dislike each other but still gossip over tea and murdering intruders <3#Vanessa: Can I talk to you like a girl friend for minute#Snatcher: Ya sure give me a sec#Snatcher: Heeey girlie men ain't shit#They have a very complicated situationship but they're essentially stuck together so might as well deal w it lol#I imagine Vanessa wouldn't care about his relationship status but he would be jealous over hers#a mix of 'She doesn’t deserve to move on from ME after what she did to me' and 'I am normal about my ex I swear but-'#He and Van get together for tea and watching 50 kids competing for their amusement lol
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Volo asks N if he can speak to deities and N is like. Hm. I don’t like this question I think
you could be onto something... n actually does not answer straight away and then also immediately finds an excuse to leave.
i dont blame him. last time someone wanted him to speak to a legendary pokemon he locked n up in a castle for most of his childhood
#clai speaks#theres also the fact n looks shocked when togepi speaks to him. if togepi had only good things to say why did n Flinch?#would n not be immediately happy to hear someone loved a pokemon like that?#volo dont you dare start shit with n. please for my sake#pokemon masters spoilers#pokemon masters ex spoilers#pmex spoilers
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“I know god is real because he blesses me. He protects me 🥺”
Cool thing to say to someone your god couldn’t be bothered to protect ever. Wonder what 4 year old me did that made god choose not to protect her? :) good for fucking you though
#this shit feels like such a slap in the face#little me deserved protection too#but god looked at her and decided not to by your logic#where was my protection#or did she just not deserve it?#deconstruction#ex christian#ex evangelical#agnosticatheist#deconstructing christianity#agnostic#ex religious#exevangelical#religious trauma#christianity
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it always makes me laugh when people are reading manga/mahnwa bitching and moaning about the male lead being a walking red flag or the main relationship being toxic and unhealthy. like. my dude. you chose to read a story with a title like "the yandere emperor is obsessed with me!" what did you EXPECT. personally if he's "fixed" or the story ends with them in a perfectly healthy relationship I'm giving it a thumbs down!
#this doesnt apply to my most recent favourite (which does end with them apparently happy and together)#purely bc they got there by such incredibly toxic means and in the end they were just kinda like#yeah i know we did all that but i dont care 🥰#and that was good and sexy of them! by the way!#if you're like me and youre into shit like this i recommend#i tamed my ex husband's mad dog#also i lost the leash of the yandere male lead#and i failed to oust the villain#and the villainess tames the beast#and betrayal of dignity#its especially funny when the title has the word yandere in it. like. you do know what that means right.#you do know people are looking for that word specifically when they want to read romance in this format.#like thats something eastern media does soooooooooo fucking well
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i think i should get 5 million dollars every time someone condescends to me or treats me like im stupid for not knowing a non-obvious fact and i dont resort to physical violence
#AUGHGH4HGWHAGHGHH#my ex did that shit to me ALL THE TIME i HATED IT#'how did you not know [x]??' how have i not punched you yet. the world is full of mysteries#boycritter et al
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I say this again what the fuck is their problem
#me when my ex boyfriend accuses me of murder because he knows i did that shit and also maybe wants revenge for something 7 years ago#not actually me that was about kristoph thats whats happening to him lmao#krisnix#kinda krisnix but not really#ace attorney#apollo justice ace attorney#aa4#aa4-1#turnabout trump#phoenix wright#kristoph gavin#apollo justice spoliers#aa4 spoilers#aa4-1 spoilers
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ehehe 4 arm raph,,, with glasses,,,
anyway hes made projections with 4 arms,,, so now he has 4 arms
The birth of a raphsona??? perhaps???
the first time i drew raph ,,,,,, and that was using a shit ton of refs. nice to see a lil improvement :] this uses no refs except for the pose cause I'm an obsessed sdfjkasgj this is my drug,,,, think I fucked up the legs tho,, wanted to crop em out but eh. made em too big lol
someone give me drawing ideas I'm on a fukin roll
ps I literally only draw raph like u see people who either don't draw raph or draw everyone
no
I don't know how to draw anyone but raph ok and im fine with that all I need is raph
#i swear i did not mean to make him pretty it just happened I swear#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#i was on smth when drawing this#got an ipad from the government and started drawing on ibis#and holy shit#ibis paint x#is top teir#its a great drawing program#i cant beleive i spent so much on csp ex#but eh ddint have enythign good to use ibis on#this is amazing im addicted ive been drawing nonstop since i got this help#i drew this shit from memory can u beleive that like wtfff#my art#need to make a tag system
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I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it
So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.
Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role
Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong
Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself
Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong
Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder
...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).
I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.
#uhhh what am I calling this??#randomizedrobinsau#stephanie brown#oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this.#because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship#with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny#and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying#Tim Drake#tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard#reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass#Dick Grayson#He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this#But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him)#Damian al ghul#damian wayne#oh this is gonna kick ass#Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role#and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable#to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive#Jason Todd#Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass#I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time#But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through#TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring
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A belated merry Christmas, and happy holidays 🦊
#tokusatsu#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#ace ukiyo#sakurai keiwa#neon kurama#azuma michinaga#kamen rider tycoon#kamen rider na go#kamen rider buffa#ive said this already but MERRY CHRISTMAS IN AN EX-AID KINDA WAY#i have not known peace this holiday break; my school shit followed me and delayed this post by like three days#'why did you draw the suits like that' I WAS OUT OF TIIIIMEEEEEE IM NO TIME JACKER#BUT I NEEDED TO GET REINDEER ONESIE BUFFA OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD SO HERE#why is the buffa head sculpt so hard to get right btw. whats with your mouth my good sir#id love to go back and shade some of these panels cuz for an elaborate joke comic i think some of the art here looks unnecessarily good#tsumuris overseeing the workshop btw. if you care#comic
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I keep starting and abandoning posts that go into my drafts, as I try to stay tasteful about how fucking revolted this part makes me. Like, I'm legitimately unsure if the very relevant trauma I have is making me see things that aren't here
But first we see that Star Flower is trying to ingratiate herself to the group, just after she reappears from chapter 5. Chapter 5 is about how Clear Sky is still abusive towards his son, and she comes in after stroking his ego, stressing how alone she is, and appealing to how she'll be loyal unlike his child. (She glances over at Thunder, directly implying this.)
Now in Chapter 9, she's babysitting and trying to care for Milkweed's kits (in spite of discomfort from Milkweed), taking a wet sleeping space away from the others, and pulling more than her own weight "without complaint." Putting herself through harsh sitations to prove her worth.
All while trying to appear extra attractive to Thunder, and later Clear Sky. Basically every man in power who can "protect her"
Like, am I going fucking crazy? With how we later find out that Star Flower was "promised as a mate" to One Eye's subordinate Slash, is... is that hypersexualization? One of the extremely stigmatized symptoms of sexual abuse?
She goes to find Clear Sky alone to throw herself at his paws, and he's very quickly attracted to how she promises to perfectly obey him, have no needs of her own, and finally be the perfect servant that he desires
"I don't deserve your trust because I am dirt. I understand you because I also regret something. I'd die for you. I'll never betray you unlike those who have."
This isn't manipulation. She means this. The story is playing their romance sincerely. She's comparing "betraying" Thunder by telling her own father about an assassination ambush to Clear Sky's history of child abuse, physical assault, and murder
She believes she's on the same level as this; a monster who murdered a childhood friend in a fit of entitled rage. She was a victim of One Eye who really believes that the way her father used her means she "understands" this monster, deserves this treatment.
And Clear Sky LIKES that.
He likes that she will have COMPLETE FAITH in him. That she will follow him WITHOUT QUESTION. That she will OBEY his orders. That's fucking verbatim, that's THE TEXT!!!
WHILE HE'S STILL CRYING ABOUT "ive tried to atone every day" FOLLOWING THE LAST TWO BOOKS WHERE THE ONLY SHITTY THING HE DOESN'T DO IS MURDER INNOCENT WOMEN
Am I insane?? Am I wrong??? Am I missing something here???? Why the fuck is the fandom takeaway "haha sexy girl steals his dad." Did I read the same book
#Csa mention#Did they once again do a misogyny so hard they accidentally gave their woman character trauma#My tip to anyone in a draining relationship. If your partner fetishizes that YOU would never leave or betray them unlike ''all the others''#RUN.#There may be a reason their exes cut ties with them and they're praising you for ignoring red flags#Especially when your partner is significantly older and more experienced#Theres nothing noble about constantly suffering for the sake of 'loyalty'#Star Flower PLEASE get out of here you dont fucking deserve this you did nothing wrong#Bones reads dotc#Dotc hate#I thought i was just remembering things wrong when i was adding the subtheme of thunder having a connection to star via abusive dads-#-in my dotc rewrite. But no it's right there. It's in the text and it's something clear is attracted to#I abuse the shit out of my son and he left me once over it#But i can abuse this girl his same age and she won't run. Finally! A victim who won't leave!#And then they become mates and she births at least two litters#Cw abuse#sa mention#EDIT: I've changed the language just slightly#because the timeline COULD work out that starf was an adult when she was promised to slash for a very brief window of time#and hypersexualization is a symptom of trauma resulting from many types of sex abuse. Even that done when the victim was an adult.#it's just more common in CSA
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Guess who is starting a YouTube channel with a friend?
Yeah, that's right, it's me. Art by a different friend, but pretty much, imagine something like the Unused and Majin show, but with MX and Lucas as the main two, plus others. Already did lines for episode one, just waiting for my other friend to put them together before I drop the channel. I do MX, my pal does Lucas. Hope y'all enjoy 👍
#marios madness#horror mario#my au#mario exe#mario madness#nintendo's world#mario 85#MX#lucas mario 85#Anything here is just gonna be canon to my universe#Already have several characters planned#Expect some fellows like:#Ultra M#ihy luigi#mr. sys#mr. virtual#Mr. L#Even some original characters!#Will be very infrequent and is not official to anything other than my alternate universe#If anyone wants to join hmu#May even add exe characters#Why did I post this so soon I just posted about all the shit I'm going through-#Oh yeah#I dislocated my knee apparently :')#YouTube#👍#i've come to make an announcement
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FUCK IT WE BALL
#FUCK DOOMERISM WE BALL#I'm aware that the collective we did not survive trump#people died en masse from covid and lowered regulations#Live in spite for those people#cause problems on purpose#I'm not gonna quote the firebombing a walmart quote cause I live in FL#I'm already on the ground doing shit and have been for a while#this is making things worse but I'm already warmed up at least#also#found out my aunt that's literally older than the voting rights act voted for trump because Religion™️#this black woman literally remembers MLKjr getting assassinated and said yea Trump is a good choice cause he's christian-focused#Like she was a teenager she was Alive and Aware#But just you wait I will not be letting another fundie christian mfer rule my life again#I'm making it thru this election if it fucking kills me#I will outlive this 'president' and piss on his fuckin grave#Fuck it we ball chat. Fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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Many on Quesadilla island believe that Fitmc was very much closeted to himself and the world up until he arrived on the QSMP, but perhaps that closet wasn't quite as locked as some may presume.
With the environment of 2b2t being so rife with hatred and homophobia, a deep and meaningful relationship was always out of the question. But within its depths lay the rub, of Fit, going through the all too familiar queer experience of being very aware of his sexuality against this toxic landscape, and knowing the possibility of others out there being just like him. Others whom he could never risk reaching out to in public, but longed to all the same.
He'd heard and seen his fair share of casual to severe homophobia, as well as witnessing with some amusement how the homoerotic tension some players swear against can tear factions apart. He knows all too well the irony that comes with a land so dominated by toxic masculinity and bigotry. This is a place where a man will stare you in the eyes, caress your cheek so gently, then spit in your face in disgust before insta-killing you. Of course, the price for outing somebody in such a place is a pretty penny for sure. Being a blank slate in the land of anarchy is your strongest asset. The last thing you want to do is throw fuel onto the fire and give people even more of a reason to put your head on a spike.
And so, he kept his feelings repressed- for the most part. He'd hide a blush as he melted internally over a handshake with a particularly muscular allied base leader. He'd allow himself the luxury of a poster, of an old Hollywood western starring a (very) dashing cowboy, that he'd stick crudely on the bedroom wall of wherever he'd end up staying for a while. But perhaps, just a couple times, he'd had a few small but significant experiences: the touch of a hand on his for just a fraction too long, warm eyes from a face he can't quite remember looking him up and down, all but rendering him breathless. Split second opportunities that would make those feelings bubble up to the surface, too strong to ever truly ignore. Being a lone mercenary in a world of anarchy is all well and good, but God does it get lonely.
He and Pac like to take things slow. It's a mutual decision. Neither of them have ever truly felt the need to sit down and discuss why. Fit wouldn't like him to know what he thinks about whenever the subject drifts towards the two of them going any further with their relationship. Every time Pac makes any kind of suggestive advance, heck, even if he looks at the man for too long, his mind can't help but think back to one quiet night on 2b2t, so many years ago. Flashes of encountering a stranger, deep underground, of a clumsy, desperate kiss. Stubble on stubble, the raw smell of dirt and sweat and cigarette smoke. He remembers the thrill, the terrifying electricity of it all, until a clatter was heard in the cave behind them and the moment was gone forever. It meant everything and nothing at the same time, that chance encounter. It was the closest he'd ever came to a real connection with somebody. He didn't know what became of the other man who so urgently whispered 'run', into his ear. He could have killed Fit right there, made a point of it, and yet he didn't. The mere memory of it petrified him, but by God, did he feel alive.
All the same, he didn't dare risk anything like that again. That was until he came to the QSMP, a place where he didn't have to hide himself from others, but still he airs on the side of caution. He's afraid of getting things wrong, of throwing himself into something he can't run away from. This isn't just some random encounter with a player in 2b2t. Pac is different. Fit knows he's got a past of his own, he sees how it torments him sometimes. What if daring to make a move, even kissing him opens up old wounds for the both of them?
Fit's no longer hiding in the dark. Making things 'official' with Pac is not a once in a lifetime chance, but the longer Fit hangs around him he feels like it is. He wants to keep Pac safe just as he kept himself safe for all those years. When he finally lets himself get closer to his roommate, one wrong move and another hypothetical cave noise could sound, followed by the form of something even more terrible that could rip the two apart forever and send Fit straight back to square one.
Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady keeps them both safe.
But God, what he'd give to feel that thrill again.
#aka the one where qfitmc has kissed men#i did in fact write out the entire kiss encounter#but it was too much of a narrative thing lol#i'm not good w not writing fics(?) like they're not genuine analysis#i've probs mischaracterised the shit out of qfit but i've had this encounter in my head for a month so forgive me for my demons#mission man is probably a jilted ex atp with the way I've penned this#this has been in my drafts for so long it's awful </3#q!fitmc#qsmp#hideduo#please read this with a british accent in mind it'll sound better x
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