#shit apples

[aimapandu]

Yeah 👍

[mr-malumm]

This was for 4th of july hehehehehhee

[raepliica]

tristamp post-S1 mashwood sillies and tri98(?) merylwood :]

[saint-sebastian-coded]

wdym i have to "write essays" and "complete assignments" instead of what i was born to do: listen to loud music and watch spring come in

[sp00ky-scary]

hai guys :] finally settled on some eah designs, perhaps I may even go into detail about some of my au soon

design notes under the cut MADDIE USES THEY/THEM BTW, thanks ^_^

omg design notes

bonus cerise sneak peak, the next group is cerise cedar ashlynn and hunter

[egophiliac]

Do yoy like their silly little dance

the inside of my brain at any given moment:

[cometblaster2070]

genuinely just OBSESSED with this hc that apple is a complete and utter MESS when it comes to her relationship with darling.

like it's such a funny contrast for the people who know her because this is Apple White; she is calm and polite and put together, and in all the years she dated daring, she was so fucking chill about everything.

daring dating other girls? didn't give a shit. everyone's wondering why they aren't affectionate in public? well, they're just teenagers they have forever after yk. when will they go steady? they have the rest of their destinies to worry about that.

you get my drift; apple does not give a single shit when it comes to this relationship because she is so in control of it. the actual 'relationship' aspect isn't really important to her and as such she's so composed in terms of her relationship with daring.

but throw DARLING in the picture and then there's apple running around like a headless chicken, being absolutely CLUELESS about what to do now that she actually has feelings for someone.

i'd like to have an entire episode of darling and apple going out on a date where there's basically a reverse situation of the dexven date ep where raven keeps trying to hype apple up and keep her calm while thinking 'dear god was i really like this???'

meanwhile, apple's hyperventilating over here just thinking about what to wear, what jewelry will match with her dress, if she's overdoing it or not, whether she should get darling a gift or something, what if she's overdressed or underdressed, and will darling like the food where they're going, and if darling even likes her at all the way she likes darling-

in the end raven grabs dexter and she says fuck this shit you and i are going undercover and tailing them, im too worried for this lesbian disaster.

dexter agrees because he's just come from helping rosabella hide all of darling's armor and assorted weaponry and they had both enlisted the help of the wonderlandians to make sure darling didn't have a breakdown every 3 seconds every time she realized she was actually going on a date with apple.

shenanigans are ensuing and rosabella and raven are getting the worst of it by this point, but they love apple and darling too much so they put up with it.

[jeeaark]

A small tribute to Patch 6 among the Patch 0 wreckage I've construed. I am amused that Orpheus is just 100% on board with a squid joining the big fight, no hesitation once offered the idea. Bruh.

Lae'zel: Curious to try a proper Faerunian Garlic Dish. Certainly will not obsess over Garlic Bread for the next six months. For reasons.

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

[darth-sonny]

Lucifer Morningstar; The Devil, Adversary, Father of Lies, King of Hell, Old Man Scratch, Prince of Darkness, and The Original Cuck

[hajihiko]

Picking people for his gang like rotten apples off the ground

[peevishpants]

you ever just eat an apple so good that you gwwwwooooooooonnnnngggggggg [cosmic noise]

get this as a print here!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

best friendisms

bonus <3

[marvel-redemption-omega]

Lucifer: "Ha ha ha, well, it's not very clever!"

Alastor: "Ha ha ha! Fuck you."

Lucifer, probably: Fuck me yourself, Coward.

Alastor: ...

Everyone else: ?!?!?!

[negativefouriq]

the older i get the more i adore apple white. she’s toxic. she loves so much. she’s a mess. she has to have everything under control or she’ll die. she wants to marry a man more than anything else in the world. she’s the biggest lesbian ever to be on tv. she’s smart as a whip. she is the most gullible person alive. like truly a queen of the people

[rottenapplefae]

smiley kit and jade