#ship: interdimensional boyfriends

[lildoodlenoodle]

Some random Hobie information from the comics! I’ve specified where the movies might come in and fanon stuff!

Hobie, despite having a British/cockney accent in the movie and in the comics, lives in NYC in the comics(movie might b different).

Hobie is a homeless teen(I’m pretty sure his parents died) radicalized by his dystopian world.

He’s been Spiderman for 3 years(movie so most of his comics have probably passed) and his world is a weird combination of 1970s-1990s.

Canonically bad at naming things.

His friends/band are tired of his shit and regularly make fun of him for saving the multiverse.

The cops in Hobie’s world all have the venom symbiote, he uses his guitar to play frequencies that disrupt the symbiotes.

He kills Norman Osborn twice.

Yes he kills cops.

Full name is Hobart.

Originally he hated being called Spider-Punk.

He works with his worlds Daredevil(Mattea Murdock), Captain America(Captain Anarchy), Hulk(Robbie Banner), Ironheart(RiotHeart), Ms. Marvel, etc.

Most people in his ‘band’ can’t actually play lol.

With facism one of his other greatest enemies is capitalism and being ‘marketable’.

Hobie’s design was originally meant to be Spider UK, who later became Billy Braddock.

He also got a symbiote dog called Spider-Mutt in his latest run.

Gwen Stacy was a famous rockstar who died in his world, Hobie was a fan!

He was originally recruited to what I affectionately call the ‘Interdimensional Spider Death Squad’ run by the Superior Spider with Spider Noir (and eventually Miles and Jessica joined right before the teams merged)rather than the other group of spiders.

He was the one that brought Miles back into the ‘spider society’ when the inheritors came back.

In the comics he lives in a Welfare center in Brooklyn he and his friends/band operate, in the movie he lives in a boat!

Hobie has an interdimensional band with Gwen(drums), Pavitr(keyboard), Noir(bass), Anya(1616 vocals), and Ham(air guitar)

I can’t remember Hobie having any romantic interests in his universe, but fanon wise he is often shipped with his canon gay friend, Captain Anarchy aka Karl Morningdew, but Karl does have a canon boyfriend. But outside of his universe there’s a whole host of possible ships and some do include: Hobiemiles / punkflower hobiepav/chaipunk hobiegwen / ghostpunk

[suzukiblu]

TimBerKon for interdimensional refugees gives me life (unless i read it wrong and it’s just my shipping lizard brain going brrrr again)

. . . okay so I AM low-key tempted by Timberkon now, ngl, but haha, no, Bernard was just meant to be Tim's previous boyfriend and Kon just mentioned him because of Gotham's different responses to Tim Drake-Wayne dating a proper Gothamite and some random farm kid from Kansas.

Tim had helped him pick the new name out. Cassie and Bart had both weighed in too, but Tim had suggested it, and Kon had felt–he’d felt so good, thinking that Tim thought of something as impressive as a supernova and related it to him, even if he was just trying to keep the whole “Super” vibe going without . . . 

There are already two Supermen in their reality, after all, and Kon just–hadn’t been able to bring himself to use the name too. Even when Clark had given him permission to, it’d just felt . . . 

Kon has never wanted to be anything but Superman, but being the runner-up version of something that Jon had already been presented with as a gift and a responsibility and a blessing . . . 

Yeah. No. He hadn’t been able to do that.

[vanchovvy]

sphereland movie photodump ya ya yaaaaa

hex kept her bow and that honestly makes me so sick in the head. something tells me that this was meant to resemble her being unable to get over her grandpa after he died and the ship with old arthur in it flying away was implied to be hex finally letting go. or maybe im overthinking it idk

me when i scare someone so bad it sends them into a state of incomprehensible existence

she does NAWTTTT want u bro

you think they throw tomatoes at him when no one else is around?/J/J

puncto is so stupid i hate her and i love her at the same time very much. is that even a thing if its a strong feeling??

"ur a sphere!!!" Yes my beautiful theychild…… that is a Spher

he didnt even say sorry for leaving hex and arthur he just said "Curious…." british ass. id be pretty mad too if my new 2nd interdimensional yaoi grandfather left his boyfriend for saying something he thought was preposterous and never came back to us

THERE GOES MY BABYYYYYYYY

i just thought this part was funny.Me when i encounter the Evil Radioactive Fish Thing

the pointlanders are in the shape of a very badly drawn heart……<3

hex was so tiny as a kid. oh and also i just wanted to point out that little hexs lips were less visible and big hex doesnt have any lips. imo it makes the design like way better(ignoring big hexs blush)

Heh…..new rarepair?(rare as in not shipped(ignore the queen of the right shes not part of this sorry))

spherius just floated onto the screen in this part and didnt say anything

spherius rlly got SILENCED at this part. and STILL no apology(puncto getting all defensive as if he had anything to do with hex 20 years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

(WHAT WAS HE SCREAMING FOR?????) (+ extra fail screenie)

go kylie go! youre doing good sweetie!!!/q

the way spherius said "differ" makes me feel funny. "i respectfully beg to DIFFAUH!!!!!!"

the resemblance is CRAZY

"YOU SUCK AT DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!"(also hex looks high)

the gasp here was random and unnecessary but hey anything for more screentime for hubble!

it mightve been because i was watching a low quality pirated copy on bilibili earlier but i never noticed that the oversphere was…..um…."cosplaying"?????(reflecting like a sentient mirror) hex.

is this why they turned more purple when speaking to spherius?

i think thats beautiful….i love u oversphere……

ilove how as soon as they found the portal

hex started flirting with the red masc nonbinary bisexual period clot and the hot topic booger nacho lesbill cipher

(i headcanon puncto as nonbinary because hex doesnt give off hetero vibes. trust me. i would know. yuri wins! (also, hex*puncto reminds me of sakaki x kaori azumanga daioh for some reason but it would be a bit confusing if i said a straight ship reminded me of a gay ship))

dr hubble wanted to take pics.. but wouldnt the camera he was searching for be 2 dimensional only? how is he supposed to take a picture in a place thats not the 2nd dimension im so lost

(hes not part of the polycrew *ba dum tss!* hes aro and hes not aero*ba dum tss!*)

how it feels to wake up to your alarm after you woke up 3 hours before it and fell asleep

The Oversphere

(IS THAT GOD?????/ref)

ALSO WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE I STARTED LAUGHIGN SO HARD AND MY CHEST STILL HURTS

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FISH THAT DIED TO NO OXYGEN IN THE WATER BLESS HER SOUL (im making an aero*hex video out of this and i call dibs so no one else can)

EWWWWWW THEY HAVE NO FACESSSS

end of photodump ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

[myths-tournaments]

Awful Characters Round 1 Part 1 (6/8)

Propaganda under the cut!

DIO BRANDO

why i like him: he’s evil, he’s funny, he’s a vampire, he’s a dick for no reason, he’s British, he’s bisexual, he stops time, and everything bad that happens in the series is his fault why he deserves to be in: LITERALLY kicks puppies, that’s his THING. Ruins adoptive brother’s life just because he’s Mean and Evil. Kills people. Kills animals. Does weird horrible things to people for literally no reason. Turns people into zombies. Kisses women without their consent. Brainwashes people. Seduces lovers and sucks their blood while a weird old lady watches in the corner. Ruins generations of lives even after his ass is dead. can you be cancelled by twitter users: yes absolutely

BELIAL

Belial is the primal beast/angel of cunning, and one of the main antagonist of the side story "What makes the sky blue". He's the very first primal in existence and had a profound romantic and sexual devotion for his creator, Lucilius. So profound that he commited all sort of crimes to get Lucilius's love and approval, and only got worse in worse when Lucilius only showed distate for him. Mind you those were crimes Lucilius wanted him to do, but Belial was just never enough compared to the second primal beast, Lucifer, the angel overseeing Evolution. List of crimes includes: -Provoked like 3 attempted apocalypses -Organized a group of rebel fallen angels in order to make them Lucilius's experiments subjects later, torturing all of them for thousand of years. -When Lucilius was beheaded by Lucifer, Belial vowed to bring Lucilius back to life…. By organizing Lucifer's murder and beheading him in order to use Lucifer's corpse to sew Lucilius's head on it -Also managed to blame Lucifer's boyfriend for Lucifer's death because "well it's your fault he died since he was trying to protect you so he wasn't fighting at his full strength :/" -He is also extremely sexual and is constantly talking about wanting to orgasm on the spot, or engage in sexual intercourses with anyone he encounters -Also the type of person who kills his one night stands after he's done with them. -Calls torturing people for fun just himself indulging in his SM side. -He's spoken a lot about his goal to Fuck Lucifer's Corpse, in front of Lucifer's boyfriend. -Also is constantly doing sexual remarks to said boyfriend. -He's torn the wings of the one person who was still loyal to him (technically to save his life but he lied that he was doing it just to torture him) -Also he lies all the time and backstabbed everyone we ever see him make plans with -Guilttripped the protagonist by faking his suicide -Helped the protagonist at the last hour during their fight against Lucilius in order to be locked into an interdimensional prison for all of eternity with the man who hates his guts, out of love for him, while the guy couldn't think of a worst way to spend eternity. -But by helping us i mean "gave us a ship, and then we learnt that he left a bomb on that ship, nearly killing us" -Has been appearing in MC's dreams regularly to manipulate them into embracing a magic that will make MC his puppet -Managed to mind control MC for long enough to have MC try to kill their soulmate. -In the spin off fighting game he mind controlled a lot of people in the same way to make them his puppets and force them to try to kill their loved ones. -He's described in the game as "Just, The Worst". -Has this for theme song and we're supposed to think it's normal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2MHUJTciRg Personally i like him a lot because there's Layers to his depravity, mainly also that the horny feels a lot like an act some of the time, and that he's ultimately a man with intense inferiority complex and self destructive because he wants the love of his uncaring creator at all cost.

He's fairly popular in the fanbase but i've somewhat also seen a LOT of takes about how you're a bad person if you stan him. Mainly i've once seen a call out post saying all fans of Granblue Fantasy are bad because "Belial is a pedophile" quickly followed by "but i never played granblue". Like. The dude's a canon necrophile why did you need to add a crime he didn't commit on the list. (pretty sure it was on the list since he's an immortal guy who's two thousands years old who flirts with mortal people so there is Always An Age Gap but didn't he commit worse than that by now.) I've also seen some people hate him for how clingy he is to Lucilius and how he's earned all the abuse he recieves from his creator, but i don't know if those groups sweeped as low as to call his fans bad for it lmao. Oh right and once he was trending on Twitter and a lot of catholic people started to cause an outrage because "how could the youth worship the demon Belial by making him an anime boy, you're all going to hell", it was fun! There's a lot more problematic characters in the franchise that would honestly fit more to this prompt, but Belial is the only one who's popular enough to have people, even outside of the Granblue fanbase, make judgement on people who like him because he's Terrible.

pollrunner's note: belial's propaganda was all from one person and is supposed to be one big quote block but tumblr didn't like that so I had to split it up a little bit

[therpgconnoisseur]

Im hosting a Planescape & Spelljammer game over at startplaying.games!

Hey you! You free this sunday? Wanna play Planescape with some Spelljammer thrown in? You're in luck im hosting a game and you can join! click on over -> here <-

About the adventure

You've managed to escape the depths of an interdimensional prison in Acheron! Where you were held for grave crimes, either real or fabricated, now you find yourselves among your fellow fugitives, strangers, aboard the smuggling ship called "The Golden Guppy". Hot on your trail is the infamous Harmonium Commander Kathrash, known for his vicious and relentless tactics in dealing with lawbreakers. Band together to escape in a journey through the Inner Planes and beyond!

(art done by my boyfriend @edgelessdagger)

[calamitousarts]

My rules!!

18+ only interaction please! Topics may be suggestive or adult-oriented.

NOT open to romantic shipping or ERP of any kind. Sex and sexuality-related conversations are just fine, as this is a large part of my characterization.

I prefer roleplaying in a semi-literate multiple paragraph style. I'll adapt to somewhat shorter or longer styles when appropriate, but I can't keep up with single-sentences or 10+ paragraphs.

I am open to mentioning or roleplaying this content, and these may appear on my blog: abuse, kidnapping, graphic gore, and death. Stay safe and do not follow if these make you uncomfortable! Thank you.

I am fine roleplaying with original characters and most fandoms, however I will NOT roleplay with: Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, IRL/YouTuber/Celebrity roleplayers, military/countries, and likely others that aren't coming to mind.

I'm most familiar with: Megaman, Sea of Thieves, Phantasy Star Online, Zelda, Transformers, and Steven Universe.

Mun is Atrocity (24, it/its) my main is my art blog @machinafulmen, I'll be following and liking posts from there!

My other RP blog @shoresofgold is where I play some bosses from Sea of Thieves: Gold Hoarder, Lord Greymarrow, and the Burning Blade.

MUSE INFORMATION UNDER THE CUT:

(Note: I will be adding reference images eventually.)

Primary: Entropy Zero (Megaman X)

Zero is a type of robot called a reploid, capable of making his own decisions and upgrading his body with diverse weaponry. He was part of a global task force of his world that hunts down "Mavericks"; plagued, destructive reploids who are dangerous to humans. He has left his homeworld to be with his interdimensional-traveling boyfriend, Master X; A once-reploid god capable of devouring universes to fulfill his unending hunger.

Secondary: Admiral Wily (Sea of Thieves)

Admiral Wily is a human pirate who sails the hidden and mysterious Sea of Thieves alongside his partner-in-crime, Master X. Originally, he was a protector of the Sea's merchant trade routes, defending them from greedy pirates. Master X was once his arch nemesis, and Admiral Wily was captured in battle and forced to join Master X's crew. They grew to understand each other and formed a genuine bond, despite their rough history. He is often away from Master X for extended periods of time, spending most of that time in his vessel, the Crimson End.

Tertiary: Landmark Zero (OC universe)

This iteration of Zero is a monstrous, highly-advanced robot called a ringer, his body can repair itself without the aid of another person. He is currently employed as a "Ranger", an organization that tries to keep the peace between humans, robots, and ringers. Outside of his homeworld, he is commonly found in earth-like worlds, awkwardly attempting to fit through doors without damaging anything.

[incorrectgamora]

heyyy i have a request for number 59. From the last prompt list You published with Quill saying this to sad gamora

I understand that You have school, so just let me know if You can write it!🩷

Sorry this took me so long!

59. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me."

No matter how many people the Guardians help, there's always someone who can't help but reference Gamora's past. Today was no different. After the interdimensional creature had been defeated, a mother pulled Gamora aside and explained to her young child that Gamora was to blame for the deaths of the rest of the family.

No matter how hard Gamora tried, she couldn't just ignore experiences like that. The minute they got back to the ship, she shut herself in her room. Peter knew something was wrong. He followed her into the room. "Gamora?"

"Leave!"

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. Get out!"

"You don't look fine."

"Great. First, a random woman calls me a murderer, and now my boyfriend thinks I look like a mess."

Peter sits next to her on the bed. "That's not what I meant and you know it."

"What's next? Are you guys planning on throwing me out of the airlock? I'd deserve it."

"You wouldn't deserve that! What the hell did that lady say to you?! Do I need to find her and kick her ass?!"

Gamora shakes her head and sighs. "I deserved everything she threw at me. I was one of the people Thanos sent to her planet a few years back. I killed her husband and two of her children."

"You didn't have a choice, Mora."

"I know, but... it still hurts to know that for hundreds of people, I was the worst thing that ever happened to them."

"If it makes you feel any better, you're the best thing that ever happened to me."

"It doesn't."

Peter hugs her. "Does this?"

"A little."

"What else can I do?"

"Nothing. You should go."

"I'm not leaving until you feel better."

"Well then, I guess you're never leaving."

"Okay. I won't."

[picturejasper20]

could you create a star vs the forces of evil episode guide?

I'll try my best

Star vs The Forces of Evil is mostly a character driven series like other modern animated series that have overall arcs. This means the focus is usually on the characters and their relationships. The romance shipping plot regardless of its quality plays an important role in the characters and continuity too, so, i'll consider some episodes essential to understand what is going on.

The episodes that i consider most important are marked in black like this. Adding (Don’t skip) to episodes that shouldn’t be skipped when watching this series.

Let's start:

Season 1

This season is mostly episodic. I think a good part can be skipped but is still worth of watching some of the episodes for the character dynamics and such. 1)"Star Comes to Earth": Introduction to the characters and premise of the show so yeah (Don't skip) / "Party with a Pony": Introduction to Pony Head, a recurring character (Don't Skip)

2) "Matchmaker": It gives context to why a recurrent character becomes a troll / "School Spirit": Star character development + gives some idea of how she was raised

3) "Monster Arm": Marco character development episode + monster arm that gets mention a few times in the series / "The Other Exchange Student": Somewhat fun episode, can be skipped.

4) "Cheer Up, Star": Star centric episode, can be skipped/ "Quest Buy": Introduction to Quest Buy Store, can be skipped

5) "Diaz Family Vacation": Introduction to Mewni and Star's father (Don't skip) / "Brittney's Party": Can be skipped

6) "Mewberty": Important lore about Mewmans (Don't skip) / "Pixtopia": Some lore but i think it can be skipped

7) "Lobster Claws": Crucial lore and start of Star trying to understand monsters (Don't skip) / "Sleep Spells": It does have some stuff about the Reform School for princess, so worth of watching

8) "Blood Moon Ball": Introduction to Tom Lucitor, Star's ex-boyfriend and recurrent character, also important lore (Don't skip) / "Fortune Cookies": Introduction to Toffee as antagonist (Don't skip)

9) "Freeze Day": Some crucial Marco development + introduction to his crush on Jackie (Don't skip) / "Royal Pain": Star's father, River, shows up in this episode

10) "St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses": Very crucial episode for plenty of reasons- Introduction to Miss Heinous as main antagonist (later in the series) (Don't skip)

11) "Mewnipendance Day": It explores past about Mewni and Star stars to change her view about monsters (Don't skip) / "The Banagic Incident": Can be skipped

12) "Interdimensional Field Trip": Somewhat good character for Star / "Marco Grows a Beard": Fillerish episode

13) "Storm the Castle": Season 1 finale- Toffee gets ¨defeated¨ and the wand gets destroyed. Introduction of magic destroying spell (Don't skip)

Season 2

This is when the series becomes more serialized, meaning that there is more continuity in between in contrast to Season 1. This season is rather slow burn but a good part of the episodes help with setting up stuff and development.

1)"My New Wand!": Explores the consequences of Season 1 finale (Don't Skip) / "Ludo in the Wild": Sets up Ludo as main antagonist+ great character development for him (Don't skip)

2) "Mr. Candle Cares": Important character development for Tom Lucitor and his relationship with Marco (Don't skip) / "Red Belt": Marco centric episode, can be skipped

3) "Star on Wheels": Star centric episode, can be skipped/ "Fetch": Star centric episode, can be skipped

4) "Star vs. Echo Creek": Some Star character development / "Wand to Wand": Important for Ludo's villain arc and Star's (Don't skip)

5) "Starstruck": Introduction to Mina, recurrent character (Don't skip) / "Camping Trip": River and Star episode

6) "Starsitting": Introduction to Buff Frog's tadpoles/children - tied with segment B (Don't skip) / "On the Job": Buff Frog episode- important for plot arc (Don't skip)

7) "Goblin Dogs": Introduction to Kelly, a recurrent character (Don't skip) / "By the Book": Continues Ludo's villain arc and Star magic training (Don't skip)

8) "Game of Flags": Star and Moon's relationship development (Don't skip) / "Girls' Day Out": Star centric episode, can be skipped

9) "Sleepover": Explores Star's crush on Marco (Don't skip) / "Gift of the Card": Miss Heinous villain arc (Don't skip)

10) "Friendenemies": Important development for Tom Lucitor character (Don't skip) / "Is Mystery": Buff Frog- Ludo villain arc episode (Don't skip)

11) "Hungry Larry": Can be skipped / "Spider with a Top Hat": Important to understand Wand lore (Don't skip)

12) "Into the Wand": Important wand lore and set up for Toffee later on (Don't skip) / "Pizza Thing": Can be skipped

13) "Page Turner": Introduction to black/dark magic (Don't skip) / "Naysaya": Crucial development for Marco and his relationship with Jackie (Don't skip)

14)"Bon Bon the Birthday Clown": Mid season 2 finale- Explores Marco and Jackie dating and Star's feelings about it. Star using a dark magic spell and losing the book of spells and Glossaryck to Ludo (Don't skip)

15) "Raid the Cave": Follow up to Season 2 midfinale (Don't skip) / "Trickstar": Can be skipped

16) ¨Baby¨: Lore about Star's magic and mention of Eclipsa queen (Don't skip) / "Running with Scissors": Introduction to Hekapoo and Marco gets his own magic scissors (Don't skip)

17) "Mathmagic": Introduction to Omnitraxus Prime (Don't skip) / "The Bounce Lounge": Can be skipped

18) "Crystal Clear": Introduction to Rhombulus (Don't skip) / "The Hard Way": Ludo villain arc and the Toffee hinting to be coming back (Don't skip)

19) "Heinous": Heinous episode (Don't skip) / "All Belts are Off": Can be skipped

20) "Collateral Damage": It has some parallels to things that happen later on / "Just Friends": Explores jealousy from Star on Marco dating Jackie- build up to Season 2 finale (Don't skip)

21) "Face the Music": Season 2 finale part 1- Star getting a crush on Marco does get revealed to others + losing the book of magic -Ludo's backstory and family and Moon looking for Ludo (Don't skip)

22) "Starcrushed": Season 2 finale part 2 Star tells Marco her crush on him - Moon and the High Commision fights Ludo, who is revealed to be controlled by Toffee- Star is forced to leave Earth and go to Mewni (Don't skip)

Season 3

This season has the film ¨Battle for Mewni¨ at the start so all those episodes shouldn't be skipped for a reason. After it the main arc is about Eclipsa and the mystery of why she was really imprisoned centuries ago.

1)"Return to Mewni"/ "Moon the Undaunted": Part of the Battle for Mewni special- follow up from Season 3 (Don't Skip)

2)"Book Be Gone"/"Marco and the King": Part of the Battle for Mewni special (Don't Skip)

3) "Puddle Defender"/ "King Ludo": Part of the Battle for Mewni special (Don't skip)

4) "Toffee": Final part of Batte for Mewni special- Ludo and Toffee get defeated- Start for new arc about Eclipsa (Don't skip)

5) "Scent of a Hoodie": Yikes episode, but it explores Star missing Marco / "Rest in Pudding": Star is able to get Glossaryck back (Don't skip)

6) "Club Snubbed": Important for Tom character development (Don't skip) / "Stranger Danger": Eclipsa introduction (Don't skip)

7) "Demoncism": Important for Tom's character- Star and him get back together (Don't skip) / "Sophomore Slump": Marco missing Mewni and wishing to go back-breaks up with Jackie (Don't skip)

8) "Lint Catcher": It explores Marco adjusting to Mewni and being given a place in the castle (Don't skip) / "Trial by Squire": Follow up to the previous episode, i think can be skipped

9) "Princess Turdina": Somewhat important for Heinous arc (Don't skip) / "Starfari": Star tries to learn more about why the mosters get mistreated (Don't skip)

10) "Sweet Dreams": It is about Star getting new powers (Don't skip) / "Lava Lake Beach": Marco realizes his feelings for Star- Kelly and Marco relationship development (Don't skip)

11) "Death Peck": Star helping the monsters plot (Don't skip) / "Ponymonium": I guess it can be skipped but it explores Pony Head family and why she is the way she is.

12) "Night Life": Marco and Hekapoo episode- Star powers lore (Don't skip) / "Deep Dive": Important lore about magic (Don't skip)

13) "Monster Bash": Monsters plot and important reveal about Miss Henious being Meteora (Don't skip)

14) "Stump Day": Holiday special-Can be skipped / "Holiday Spellcial": Sequel to the first spells wand episode, can be skipped but worth of watching.

15) "The Bogbeast of Boggabah": Star and River episode. It brings up the Eclipsa plotline at the start so (Don't skip) / "Total Eclipsa the Moon": Plotline about Eclipsa's past and mystery (Don't skip)

16) "Butterfly Trap": Eclipsa's past and mystery reveal (Don't skip) / "Ludo, Where Art Thou?": It explores what happened to Ludo after Battle of Mewni (Don't skip)

17) "Is Another Mystery": Monsters plotline- Development for Tom (Don't skip) / "Marco Jr.": It brings up how Marco is going to have a little brother, otherwise uhhh... skippable.

18) "Skooled!": Miss Heinous/Meteora past explored (Don't skip) / "Booth Buddies": This episode... Star-Marco drama romance that has an impact later on so (Don't skip)

19) "Bam Ui Pati!": It explores Pony Head after Skooled episode / "Tough Love": Sets up for Season 3 finale-Eclipsa and Meteora arc (Don't skip)

20) "Divide": Part 1 of Season 3 finale- Star looks for Moon going missing while the others deal with Meteora (Don't skip)

21) "Conquer": Part 2 of Season 3 finale- Meteora is defeated and the throne is given to Eclipsa- Hints of Globgor arc for Season 4 (Don't skip)

Season 4

The first half of the season is the people getting used to Eclipsa being their new queen. Some episodes can be skipped but they help with exploring this new status quo. Around Episode 17, all episodes must be watched since they are one big plotline arc building up until the series finale.

1)"Butterfly Follies": Explores consequences of Season 3 finale and lore (Don't skip)

2) "Escape from the Pie Folk" : Explores lore and Moon getting her memories back (Don't skip)

3) "Moon Remembers": Moon gets her memories back (Don't skip) / "Swim Suit": Globor plotline (Don't skip)

4) "Ransomgram": Skippable episode / "Lake House Fever": Explores Tom's character and the consequences of ¨Booth Buddies¨ (Don't skip)

5) "Yada Yada Berries": It is tied to Eclipsa being the new queen / "Down by the River": Monsters-Mewmans conflict under Eclipsa's rule (Don't skip)

6) "The Ponyhead Show!": Tied to Eclipsa queen plot / "Surviving the Spiderbites": Important Globgor lore (Don't skip)

7) "Out of Business": Can be skipped / "Kelly's World": Marco and Kelly start going out (Don't skip)

8) "Curse of the Blood Moon": Important from characters-lore (Don't skip)

9) "Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell": Ludo's gets redemmed (Don't skip) / "Ghost of Butterfly Castle": Sets up Mina as main antagonist (Don't skip)

10) "Cornball!": Monster-Mewmans conflict / "Meteora's Lesson": Mewni backstory lore (Don't skip)

11) "The Knight Shift": Marco becomes Eclipsa knight / "Queen-Napped": Skippable episode

12) "Junkin' Janna": Tom and Janna episode- Mina villain arc (Don't skip) / "A Spell with No Name": Wand spells episode- can be skipped

13) "A Boy and His DC-700XE": Marco and Tom episode, fun but i think can be skipped /"The Monster and the Queen": Eclipsa and Globgor plotline (Don't skip)

14) "Cornonation": Mid season 4 finale- Globgor gets released and meets with Eclipsa. Eclipsa being new queen plot gets mostly solved (Don't skip)

15) "Doop-Doop": Stars has issues with Tom- Marco's little sister is born (Don't skip) / "Britta's Tacos": It explores how Jackie has been doing after breaking with Marco

16) "Beach Day": Skippable episode / "Gone Baby Gone": Meteora and Mariposa development i guess?

17) "Sad Teen Hotline": Star and Tom break up- continues plot line from here to Season 4 finale (Don't skip) / "Jannanigans": The teens find their way back to Mewni (Don't skip)

18) "Mama Star": Lore and plot (Don't skip) / "Ready, Aim, Fire!": Reveal of what has been going on in Mewni in meantime (Don't skip)

19) "The Right Way": Mina villain plotline (Don't skip) / "Here to Help": Star and Marco confess their feelings to each other-Mina villain plotline (Don't skip)

20) "Pizza Party": Mina villain plotline- important reveal (Don't skip) / "The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse": Star decides to destroy magic to ¨solve the problems¨ (Don't skip)

21) "Cleaved": Series finale- Mina gets defeated- Magic gets destroyed- Multiverse freaking implodes and Mewni and Earth get merged together into one world somehow (Don't skip)

[bulkyphrase]

Steve Rogers Very Rare Pairs

One of my favorite romanogers writers has recently started a Steve/Frigga fic that I absolutely adore, so I thought I would put together a list of some of my other very rare pair faves.

Untitled Steve Rogers/Jason Wilkes story - there's nothing for this couple on Ao3, but this very fun ficlet by @starstruckmyths made me fall in love with the ship.

Red, White and Blue, Blue, Blue by determamfidd (Hank McCoy/Steve Rogers, Teen And Up Audiences, 4,232 words)

Summary: (or, The Origins of 'Oh My Stars and Garters') Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Steve draws the people he knows. He draws them over and over, trying to draw the place he fits in. He has hundreds and hundreds of sketches, and he usually gets them right. Until the day Fury tells them that the representative from the X-Men is here, and Steve can't draw him, can't pin him down at all.

The rest are below the cut!

A Ghost Should Be So Practical by elise_509 (Logan/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 11,826 words)

Summary: Logan doesn’t hear what happened to Steve until they find him in the ice 70 years later. By then, Steve’s just Captain America to him, and Captain America doesn’t mean a thing to Wolverine.

blue, purple, orange, black by Ebenelephant (@ebenelephant) (Nebula/Steve Rogers, Teen And Up Audiences, 3,280 words)

Summary: The sky over Terra is blue. - or, the Man out of Time and the last Daughter of Thanos hold hands and watch the sun set

Cupid Clint by vassalady (@vassalady) (Nick Fury/Steve Rogers, Teen And Up Audiences, 1,422 words)

Summary: What Natasha actually says is, “Steve was the ex-director’s boyfriend.” What Clint hears, however, is very different. “Steve’s the director’s ex-boyfriend.” In which Clint decides to get Steve and Nick back together even though they weren't dating in the first place.

Body to Body by quigonejinn (Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers, Teen And Up Audiences, 3,243 words)

Summary: In March, Steve goes home to his old neighborhood. The fic in which nobody dies.

Chef Boy-Ar-Do-Me by MysticMoonhigh (Steve Rogers/Chef Boyardee, Explicit, 1,097 words)

Summary: Chef Boyardee and Steve Rogers get a little bit saucy

wired in by introductory (Steve Rogers/JARVIS, Explicit, 470 words)

Summary: "«Captain Rogers, if I may be of some assistance?»"

wonderful electric by introductory (Steve Rogers/JARVIS, Mature, 1,739 words)

Summary: "So, you and JARVIS, huh?" says Tony, trying for casual. "And to think it took you a week to master an iPod. I mean, JARVIS is a real catch -- course he'd be, it runs in the family -- but I was sort of under the impression that your tastes ran more towards, uh -- " "Organics," volunteers Bruce. "People," says Tony.

Yes Means Yes by Cluegirl (Steve Rogers/JARVIS, Not Rated, 940 words)

Summary: Ask Box Fic -- BeautyTruthandStrangeness asked for Steve/Jarvis. This is her fault.

Glitter & Gold by PandasaurusRex (@xcaptain-winghead) (Steve Rogers/JARVIS, Mature, 1,048 words)

Summary: "Captain Rogers, I can't help but notice that you seem agitated, and your vitals are rising. Is everything alright?" Oh, God. Steve felt his cheeks flush, the heat spreading under Irish complexion in a rosy shade of pink. He had a feeling he was projecting, but he could have sworn that there was a teasing lilt to J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice—a knowing lilt—and it just made Steve squirm that much more as his cock filled out the rest of the way. Damn it.

Interdimensional Incidents by copperbadge (@copperbadge) (Steve Rogers/Sif, Mature, 10,002 words)

Summary: When Steve Rogers saw Sif of Asgard chop a Frost Giant's head off, love was sure to follow. It's just your typical Boy Meets Goddess story.

Taking Liberty by justanotherStonyfan (Steve Rogers/Statue of Liberty, Explicit, 18,018 words)

Summary: Somewhere between Pygmalion and Ghostbusters 2 lies the best night of Steve's life (or, the one where Steve gets pegged by the Statue of Liberty's 12" strapon) The how doesn't matter, the why doesn't either. The point is, the Statue of Liberty is alive, a couple of inches shorter than Steve, and very interested to find out just how much Steve can take. Literally.

You Only Live Twice by babesrgrs (Steve Rogers/Steve Rogers, Not Rated, 8,504 words)

Summary: Returning the stones leads Steve into taking a more pro-active role in the 2012 alternate timeline than he probably should. Returning the stones leads Steve into taking a more pro-active role in the life of his younger counterpart than he probably should.

New Dawn by babesrgrs (Steve Rogers/Steve Rogers, Not Rated, 7,500 words)

Summary: The future as Steve knew it: fighting flying aliens, fighting Hydra again, fighting for Bucky, taking himself as a lover, fighting a corrupt government... Wait - what?

[ask-sad-ghost-piett]

Posthumous Admiral's Log - Entry 40

Read the full log on Ao3.

Some three decades after my death I now find myself in my childhood bedroom wide awake, compressed between the wall and Max, while Needa has settled in for the night on the floor. This is even more awkward than the time I walked in on Tarkin having a hologram call with TK-421.

At least we are no longer stranded on Exegol. My mother came by in the same Axxilan Minicruiser she’d been driving since I was five years’ old. Somehow, we managed to fit into the ship for an unbearably long ride to Axxila. If breathing was still a concern of mine, I swear I would have suffocated.

Predictably, my mother spent the first hour or so lecturing me on how I should have known better than to fight someone so close to a vortex of ambiguous origin and how this is the same kind of behavior that led to me crashing the Executor into the DS-II. (Mind you, I have told her thousands of times that I did not crash the Executor, yet she seems convinced that I singlehandedly steered a 19 kilometer-long ship into the second Death Star.) Once she was done shouting at me, she then rounded on Motti and Jerjerrod for getting me into this mess. Of course, she had to bring up the time Jerjerrod brought me to that one cabaret on his homeplanet. (“I still can’t believe you exposed Firmus to that kind of display! He was barely 30, and he’s sensitive!”)

I really wish she’d find another word to describe me besides “sensitive”. Motti was sniggering every time she said it. He only shut up when my mother threatened to throw him out the airlock.

At least my mother approves of Max. I was a little worried given that she was very attached to my ex-boyfriend in the ISB (the same one who left me as live bait for the dreadful miniature bears of Endor which goes to show what an excellent judge of character she is). However, it appears that Max has at least met some of her impossibly high standards.

“I always hoped that my Firmus would find a good, loyal Imperial officer to settle down with and kill Rebel scoundrels,” she told him. “It’s a shame you never tied the knot in life. We could have had a nice wedding. My son has always had trouble acting on his feelings. It’s part of him being sensitive.”

After this ordeal, I had hoped that my mother would be willing to send my sensitive soul back to the afterlife as soon as we arrived on Axxila. However, it was very late when we arrived home, and she decided she was too tired to complete any interdimensional rituals. I suppose I can’t blame her. She is 94, though she doesn’t look it. Apparently, she has some complicated skin care routine. She’s tried to explain it to me before. Something about using “mini chlorine” to promote life and prevent wrinkles. I tried to tell her that chlorine is toxic, but she wouldn’t listen.

So, now we’ll have to wait until morning for the exorcism. For the night, Motti and Jerjerrod ended up taking the guest room, while Max and I are crammed into my old bedroom. Originally, I’d asked Needa to bunk with Motti and Jerjerrod in the guest room, but he refused. He says Max and I are better company and we “demonstrate more control” over keeping our hands to ourselves. Evidently, it never occurred to Needa that part of the reason Max and I often have to keep our hands to ourselves is because of his persistent presence as the third wheel.

Call it sour jogan fruit, but I doubt Max and I could do anything in this bed which is much too small for either of us. Besides, getting up to any kind of intimate activity in this setting would be uncomfortable in more ways than one. Surprisingly, Max managed to fall asleep and has been snoring away for the past several hours. He mentioned he’s slept in worse places than this. I can imagine whatever accommodations they have inside those AT-ATs must not be too comfortable.

Being in this room brings back all sorts of memories, namely involving my pet womprat which was stolen by pirates. I used to play with her in this room and being back here only makes me miss her more. The fact that I incinerated her kidnappers thirteen years after the fact with a squadron of TIE Fighters only provides minimal comfort.

I ought to stop with this pointless reminiscing. Perhaps I can still catch an hour or two of sleep before the exorcism, though it is unlikely. Besides the uncomfortable accommodations, I have been hearing odd noises throughout the house. It seems to be some kind of electrical buzzing sound. Every now and then the lights flicker on before turning off again. If I wasn’t a deceased spirit myself, I would fear this house was haunted. I’ll have to remember to ask my mother about this in the morning. She may need to call an electrician.

- Admiral Piett

[grelleswife]

“Is that my shirt?” for Xandastre bc I'm terrible 😘😘😘

Happy to oblige, darling!

“Wait a minute…Is that my shirt?” Astre put his hands on his hips and tried to give his boyfriend a stern look. It was hard to maintain a semblance of disapproval when Xander was so damn pretty, though. Particularly when wearing a fitted lavender shirt with delicate patterns of lace.

“Mmmm…couldn’t say,” Xander drawled, his eyes gleaming playfully. “You have two more closets than me, babe. I lose track. You’re almost as bad as Mum!”

Astre sauntered towards him. “Oh, really?” he purred, trailing one hand down Xander’s side while the other buried itself in that dark red hair. “Guess I’ll have to jog your memory.”

“And how do you plan to do that?” Xander crooned, his hooded gaze sultry and inviting.

Astre kissed him, grinning as his boyfriend moaned softly. “I think I can coax the truth out of you, honey,” he teased, biting Xander’s lower lip and pulling him closer. Through some magic that neither of them quite understood, they found themselves intertwined on their bed.

“It’s very rude of you to take an earl’s things,” Astre breathed heavily as his hand moved under the stolen shirt to caress the warm, sensitive skin beneath. Xander’s lips parted to reveal gleaming, sharp teeth that Astre could already imagine ravishing his person.

“Well, if you want your shirt back so badly, why not take me?” Xander proposed coyly. “Don’t I belong to you, too?”

Desire coursed through Astre’s veins, scalding and irresistible.

“Most definitely,” he gasped, and Xander laughed in triumph as the reaper claimed what was his.

[incorrect-interdimensional]

Astre: *nervously backs away from Eustacia the hellhound*

Rose: She doesn’t bite...

Astre: Oh, thank goodness—

Rose: Hard

Astre: *runs to Xander*

Xander (puts his arms protectively around Astre and glares at his sister): ROSE!

[starlightgirl242]

Details for the Starcatcher/Alien GF Story

Lore and Ideas for @junothewolf.

The Story Behind it All

Every evening, of every Friday, at exactly 10:15 PM or 11:15 PM, Boyfriend, on planet Earth, heads to bed to dream about flying around in space. Exhausted from one rap battle after another, the blue haired teenage boy walks into his room to plop himself into bed & dozes off until he has enough energy to bounce back for his next interdimensional adventure with beloved partner, Girlfriend.

However, when he opens his eyes, he’s no longer in the warm embrace of the fresh, soft, and smooth sensation of the mattress and sheets of his bed. Instead, he’s now floating around in a tank filled with a nutrient-rich liquid. He noticed that on his face is a mask that’s attached to a ventilator and on his torso are electrodes with wires connecting to a mirror-sized monitor, displaying his body temperature, blood pressure, heartbeat, and breathing rate. 

The artificial intelligence within the unknown area does a full body scan on BF, and as soon as it’s finished, welcomes him back to the Star Catcher, a self-made rocket ship created and used by Boyfriend to fly through space and collect stars, space trinkets, and many other intergalactic valuables. After he emerges from the cryosleep chamber, Boyfriend proceeds to get himself dressed, grabs his metallic oxygen backpack, and puts on his space helmet, (that’s decorated with a golden star sticker, mind you), to begin his interstellar journey.

(In case if you’re confused, Boyfriend is within a rocket ship in outer space due to astral projection. Because of this, there’s a high chance that Girlfriend is in space with AP as well.)

Alien Girlfriend’s P.O.V.

On her home world, Alien GF and her extraterrestrial royal family are hosting the annual Crystal Moon Festival, a special event celebrated in her extraterrestrial culture. 

It celebrates the end of the collection of Moon Crystals, shiny gems from the moons of various planets. The Crystal Moon festival features baking and sharing of space cakes and pastries, a meal with Alien Girlfriend and her royal family, visits from intergalactic friends and relatives, gift giving, a jubilant dance party, and a meteor shower viewing show where interplanetary beings make wishes upon multiple shooting stars and witness the beauty of the marvelous meteors making shiny streaks of light in the evening sky.

At that time, it was during the meteor shower viewing party that Alien GF noticed a glimmering blue star and proceeds to make a wish upon it. She haven’t told anyone at the festival about the special wish that she made, but her biggest desire is to have a sweet & good hearted partner to make beautiful memories with her.

After the meteor shower is over, Alien Girlfriend starts to yawn and uses her teleportation powers to head back home to her extraterrestrial royal palace. She begins to levitate from the living room to her bedroom. The moment she arrived at her room, Alien GF changes into her nightwear and heads to bed, hoping for her wish to come true.

But, unbeknownst to the extraterrestrial princess, the star that she had wished upon isn’t a star at all, but a different object from beyond the stars is going to make her wish a reality.

Space Boyfriend’s P.O.V.

Space BF is flying around through the cosmos, looking for planets to explore. While he kept his eyes on the front window, Space Boyfriend begins to reminisce about his interplanetary adventures with his siblings. To him, those memories will be remembered by Space BF for decades to come. While he’s driving, he spotted a pinkish purple planet from a few miles away. 

Thinking that there will be interstellar treasure on that specific planet, Space Boyfriend packs the essentials, (a water bottle, various snacks and treats, clean clothes [in case of his current clothes got filthy and ripped], hand sanitizer, extra pairs of protective gloves, a sleeping bag, a first aid kit, a camera, a flashlight, and, of course, his space helmet), in his metallic backpack to prepare himself for his upcoming trip. Space BF double checks everything, including the oxygen levels in his metal backpack, to make sure that he haven’t forgotten something. With the essentials packed, Space Boyfriend is ready for his expedition to the particular pinkish purple planet. 

His mind has enough energy for his next space adventure, but the rest of Space BF’s body says otherwise as he starts to yawn. Exhausted and requiring a short nap without any trouble, Space Boyfriend thought that it would be ideal to activate the Star Catcher’s autopilot while dozing off into a safe slumber. 

Unfortunately, due to low energy levels, Space BF didn’t realize that he accidentally activated the gravity engine instead. At first, Space Boyfriend notices the gravity engine’s button being turned on, but he simply brushes it off. So, Space BF lies down on his seat and closes his eyes as he falls asleep.

However, he’s in for a rude awakening, both literally and figuratively, as the alarms from the Star Catcher begin to blare out, causing Space Boyfriend to wake up abruptly and tries to pilot the ship while it’s falling down, hoping to regain control and land safely on a nearby planet. But, the speed of his spaceship has reached the point of no return & Space BF shuts his eyes and winces as he prepares to brace for impact. The Star Catcher enters the atmosphere of the pinkish purple planet and crashed on a patch of land, within a forest of extraterrestrial flower trees, destroying it. For the most part…

Fortunately, Space Boyfriend survives the crash & his items, (his metallic oxygen backpack and his space helmet), remains intact during the impact. But unfortunately, from the crash, Space BF has received 3 broken ribs, a fractured right foot, & several bruises, cuts, and scrapes on his limbs and torso with torn threads to boot. But, that doesn’t stop him from his interplanetary escapades. Space Boyfriend adapts to get a grip on the new alien terrain while searching for a way off-world, (and hopefully, a healer for his injuries).

The Story’s Giant & Tiny Method

During his hunt for otherworldly goodies, Space Boyfriend encounters a foliage of colorful & fascinating berries and fruit. As soon as he takes a bite of some alien fruit, its sweet, tangy taste positively melt onto his tongue. 

Most of them simply have fragrant aromas and pleasant flavors, while others have a special effect on Space BF, (for example, a light cyan ice fruit gives him ice breath and a bunch of luminous yellow berries cause his stomach to glow). But not one of them can heal his wounds. 

After eating a lot of special extraterrestrial fruit and berries, Space Boyfriend noticed a bush with shiny pink crystal-like berries, left untouched by unknown hands. 

Thinking that these pink berries will heal him, Space BF begins picking them one by one until he had 10 of them in his hand. He popped the pink crystal berries into his mouth and starts chewing them, hoping that they will heal him for sure. But instead, Space Boyfriend was suddenly shocked as he began to realize that the alien world around him was beginning to grow. A couple of moments later, after he had settled down, he came to the understanding that, rather than the planet growing around him, the opposite was, in fact, the truth. He had shrunk down to the size of a mouse.

Ideas for the Interior of Alien Girlfriend

Given her extraterrestrial physiology, it would make sense to have her insides grape colored. In her mouth, her tongue can be glittery and she’ll have a glowing, star shaped uvula.

And the special destination will have the same grape colored walls and the liquid within that destination, can heal up any injury, including broken bones and open wounds (in the form of a glowing & sparkling blueish purple liquid inside).

[sr-6910]

Yes. Please regale us with stories of your day. <- This is not sarcasm, to be clear.

Oh wow I. Huh. I actually expected one of my friends to pop a note onto that post. This is new. Hello!

ANYWAYS

I haven't been posting about it because between them and work and Beth's grandparents trying to keep her "just one more night" for like four nights in a row, I've been kind of drained, BUT,

The insurance agency has been giving me some shit. I submitted everything they wanted me to, but since a lot of things in the garage that got damaged were either stuff I got from space or my own inventions, they weren't believing the prices I was trying to put on them. So today they sent a representative over, someone to assess everything in person to make a better judgement than phone calls and photographs.

The insurance rep's name is Trent.

Trent didn't believe me about... pretty much everything! Said that my quantum disruptor was just buzzwords for a fancy toaster, called my Flabargian crystals (which got crushed, and are useless that way) fucking pop rocks, and when I was trying to explain how my (broken) interdimensional transmitter worked, the motherfucker tried telling me that "isn't scientifically possible." ME.

And I kinda lost it and told him I'd fucking prove it. I don't like showing regular people around here my teleportation but when some insurance rep pissant starts trying to argue with ME about what is or isn't scientifically possible I lose my cool a little. I took him with me to go get a new intergalactic transmitter.

AND GUESS WHO WE MET WHILE WE WERE OUT THERE! Fucking Gromflomites.

But also! My boyfriend!! @reporiiiiick had his own mission, tracking down a Ludglox crystal. So we teamed up! I even let Trent use a baby raygun. Actually, come to think, I'm not sure he ever actually fired it.. but he also didn't shoot himself on accident or die so that works fine. We got Repo his crystal and I ripped a transmitter out of one of their ships, and Trent decided that I was probably not bullshitting any of the other expenses that I've been trying to get submitted to the agency.

SO YA BOY IS GETTIN' HIMSELF ONE FAT FUCKIN PAYCHECK!!!!!

[vaguelyrotten]

Shadowhunters Bingo S3 Masterpost

Something New - Alec helps Magnus groom his new wings.

Square Filled: Wingfic Rating: G Pair: Malec Words: Less than 1k Is Anybody Out There? - It was two weeks before the end of summer camp when Magnus finally decided to take matters into his own hands and hunt the ghost that had, apparently, been haunting Camp Idris all summer.  Square Filled: Mundane AU Rating: G Pair: Malec (Pre-Relationship/Kid Fic) Words: 2.2k Promises To Keep - Alec's instincts were screaming that something wasn’t right, and he was going to find out what that was.

He’d made a promise to Magnus, after all — they would spend Christmas together no matter what it took.

Alec didn’t break promises, and now wasn’t the time to start. Square Filled: Christmas Fic Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 3K

Burning Bright - Jace glanced at the fractured blue and purple crystals in his hand and back to the dilapidated castle before him. The weather in the Between Worlds was appropriate for the mood he was feeling and the task at hand. The lightning strikes were bright and vicious and the wind whipped angrily around him. He wished that he could have brought any of the others with him; Izzy and Clary gladly would have volunteered but he knew that he needed to do this alone lest they all risk falling. 

A Star Guardians AU. (Yes, you read that right.) Square Filled: Interdimensional Travel Rating: T Pair: Malec (a bit of Jimon if you squint.) Words: 4.7k Fair Winds and Following Seas - The storm raging outside had been knocking the boat around like a toy in a tub for at least the past two hours. Even stuck below deck as he was, Magnus could tell just how severe the situation was by the way the unforgiving sea was beginning to seep through the cracks in the ship. He’d heard the men whisper about the monsters that lived in this part of the ocean since they’d first hauled him aboard and thrown him in the brig with every intention of turning him in at the next port for the bounty that the king had out on his head.  Square Filled: Accidental Marriage Rating: M Pair: Malec Words: 8K Six Impossible Things - All the stories are true. Angels and demons, sure. But actual gods? They weren’t supposed to exist. But a broken bracelet brings to light a secret Alec's held on to for longer than Magnus could have imagined. Square Filled: Free Space Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 6.2K Soothing Silver - The iridescent black scales that normally ran down the line of his boyfriend’s throat with stark contrast against his pale skin were lighter this morning, shining nearly silver in the morning sun.

Silver dragons were protectors at heart - what could be a better fit for Alec than that? Square Filled: Valentine's Day Rating: G Pair: Malec Words: 5.9K Around the World and Back Again - Flying internationally with a child alone at Christmas hadn’t been Alec’s greatest idea ever and when Max's favorite toy gets left behind on the plane, Alec fears the worst.

When the toy is finally located thanks to the wonders of social media, Alec finds that he gets more than just the return of his son's faithful friend. Square Filled: Single Parent Rating: T Pair: Malec (Pre-Relationship) Words: 5.8K A Matter of Semantics - “You’re a warlock,” Magnus said simply, his eyes trailing down to the exposed skin on Alec’s hand and the feather pattern that adorned it. “Not a Shadowhunter.”

Alec nodded, opening and closing his mouth a few times as he struggled to find the words that he’d never spoken aloud.

“I’ve never been,” He finally said, his voice quiet and timid in a way that had Magnus wanting to pull him into a hug and protect him from the world. “That’s why my parents keep me in the Institute. If the Clave knew…” Square Filled: Warlock Mark Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 14.8K The Secret Ingredient - “Step one, oven on,” he muttered to himself as he preheated the oven.

Step two, get your heart broken.

Step three, fall in love with the cute baker whose sweetness ran deeper than the cute flour-covered smile he'd greeted Magnus with. Square Filled: Blind Date Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 8.3K A Spark to a Flame - There was fire in his veins and it was burning him alive. He wanted to claw at his skin and let the cold December air into his body to relieve some of the heat inside of him. It wouldn’t work but he wanted to try. He’d try anything at this point.

An attack leaves Magnus fighting for his life but he manages to save himself in quite an unusual way. Square Filled: Rune Ceremony Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 7.8K In the Space of a Moment - “What makes you think that I’d protect you? You’re my captor, after all.”

“You did last night,” Magnus replied simply, staring the man down until the Shadowhunter averted his eyes and pushed himself to his feet with a sigh. “You said it yourself, Alexander. The devil you know is better than the devil you don’t.” Square Filled: Enemies to Lovers Rating: M Pair: Malec Words: 15.7K In Everything and Nothing - “If the venom didn’t cause hallucinations and my memories from that night are indeed correct, I think you may have already found my knight in shining armor,” he told Isabelle as she set a plate of food in front of him and began to fix a second.

The warlock snorted and rolled her eyes. “Do me a favor and say that to Alec’s face when he wakes up, please.” Square Filled: Reverse Verse Rating: T Pair: Malec (Pre-Relationship) Words: 8.3K Trust Fall - Alec wonders what happened to his childhood friend - a boy with bright golden eyes who could move his toys as if by magic. When he begins to do some digging into the true purpose of the organization that they were both raised in, he is absolutely disgusted by what he finds.

Vowing to bring an end to the atrocities committed, Alec sets off to find Magnus and free him from the life that had been forced upon him. Square Filled: Undercover Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 2.8K Pretty Pretty Princess - “You did this, Fray,” Alec stated, sending an icy glare in the redhead’s direction. “What were you thinking?”

Clary was unable to take her eyes off the scene unfolding in front of her. “Well, I was thinking that you said you wanted a new game to try with Madzie, and Pretty Pretty Princess is a classic. I wasn’t expecting it to get so…heated.” Square Filled: Drunken Antics Rating: T Pair: Jimon, Malec Words: 2K Made and Meant To Look For You - A spiked drink at a party leads to a much needed conversation between Alec and Magnus about what forever really means. Square Filled: Drunk Confessions Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 3.3K More Than Meets the Eye - Five times Magnus thinks there's just something about Alec that looks familiar and the one time he realizes what it is. Square Filled: Coffee Shop AU Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 7.2K Through the Looking Glass - The discovery of a magic mirror leaves Rafael and Max trapped in each other's bodies. Their dads (the former head of the New York Institute and the current High Warlock of Brooklyn) try to find a way to switch them back.

It ends up working better than expected. Square Filled: Parent Trap AU (Chapter 1), Halloween Fic (Chapter 4), Fix It (Chapter 5), Secret Relationship (Epilogue) Rating: G Pair: Malec Words: 20.8K Burning Edges, Scars, and Stars - “If they were holding me illegally and didn’t have me in any of your paperwork, what makes you think that they went out of their way to take care of me?”

After years kept as an illegal prisoner, Guide Magnus Bane finds himself bonded to the one Sentinel that's been making sure no one else would suffer as he has. Square Filled: Hurt/Comfort (Chapter 1), Arranged Marriage (Chapter 2) Rating: T Pair: Malec Words: 17.9K For Laughs, For Luck, For the Unknown - Jace has a revelation...at perhaps the most inopportune time. Square Filled: Vampire Jace Rating: M Pair: Jimon, Malec Words: 3.5K Logan's Angels (Moodboard)

A fill for SH Bingo where Alex (Alec), Maggie (Magnus) and Jess (Jace) are Logan's (Lydia's) Angels.

[darkmatter-swordsman]

*shifty eyes* Hey. Hey. Gimme your KH ships. I have to see what occupies your brain.

I’ll give a top 5 w honorable mentions and the honorable mentions are very important

#1 terrarium terra/marluxia they have never interacted once and I don’t give an absolute fuck about it. What am I supposed to not ship characters w a ship name like terrarium it’s too good. To follow up on this my mind loves adores even pairing up marluxia with earth men so marlex is also like …. Top 10 for real

#2 xemnas and kingdom hearts. The whole moon. Xemnas is very very ace but not for that moon. It is a very visceral emotion I wouldn’t even call it love. I love ships that are absolutely incomprehensible ✨

#3 zexion/demyx hot topic boyfriends. They walk in and dem gets the buy two get one free band shirts and zexion gets a spikey bracelet and nail polish. They hold hands and share food court fries with too much cheese

#4 soriki kingdomhearts is absolutely riddled with the potential for polyshipping but this one is THE polyship. They all belong together for eternity you literally can’t have one without the other

#5 cannot decide if I like aqua/terra or aqua/larxene more. Aquaterra is very very cute but at the same time there is lesbians…. Larxene would treat a woman right no doubt in my mind

Honorable mentions:

Lex/xaldin big guys getting married , leaisa of course who doesn’t, moonflower (saïx marluxia) it’s just neat , marluxias angel forme and xemnas’ big dragon mecj , I’m forgetting more but this about gets all the ones I think about a lot!

Oh and I guess luxord and Pokémon elite 4 grimsly they have interdimensional poker night