#ship: hollice

[do-you-ship-this-taz-ship]

Propaganda: The drama of it all… them being in the same club for stunts and shit around Kepler, then realizing they would have to part as Hollis led the gang down the path of crime and Jake not wanting that. the tension when they see each other in passing. The lingering love and attraction mixed with the feelings of betrayal, the mutual pining of it all. until they can reunite and fall in love all over again, conflict and bumps along the way… literally the friends to rivals to lovers ship of the century.

Submit a ship through the form or in my askbox!

[zooophagous]

Final coat colors have been added. Unicorns are bred for both utility, show, and companionship and this year's most popular breeds display the wide variety of applications in unicorn breeding.

The Worcestershire white is an ancient breed hailing from the UK. Originally a utility breed, the modern white is bred almost entirely as a display and show animal. Their gentle natures make them popular hobby farm pets.

The Berenstain is a great all-rounder breed. Docile enough to lead in hand and strong enough to work as a beast of burden, this versatile breed also produces a rich buttery milk and a well marbled meat. This specimen shows the belt marking that is trademark to the breed.

The dwarf hollicer is a popular pet and competetive show unicorn. The smallest of all unicorn breeds, it is a true dwarf and can be prone to deformity because of it, so breedings must be carefully selected. When not shown docked, this breed boasts an adorable corkscrew tail.

The Australian chaser was an endangered breed, one that took a steep hit when unicorn racing was banned in its homeland. This spirited and colorful animal lives on in the show circuit and the flashy coat has made it very popular, although athletic and difficult to contain. The chaser may be shown polled (horn removed) but must have at least 2 inches of visible horn to be considered eligible for show.

The silky is by far one of the more popular breeds in show. Its coat should be soft and sleek with a natural shine with a texture similar to clean human hair. In fact, the silky at one time was utilized by wig makers!

The underland curly may be cute, but it's tough coat make it a hardy animal that can handle all manner of cold and wet. There exists a flat coat version of the breed that is still considered a curly- the "curly" refers to the shape of the horn, not the coat.

The Gatlinberg is a newer breed but one that has quickly outpaced other production breeds in popularity for its high heat tolerance. These animals largely live semi feral lives on poor scrub pasture unsuited to other livestock, and are primarily raised for meat, though there is a dedicated fancy for them. Because most of these unicorns are meant for market, they are allowed to be shown gelded and branded, unlike other breeds, which must remain intact for show.

(Prints available. 8x10, signed, free worldwide shipping. 30$ each, pm me)

The United Unicorn Fanciers Association, USA branch, has published their new poster for the calendar year showcasing the current most popular breeds in the fancy.

(WIP)

[stroobae]

YAS QUEER SNOWBOARDERS!!!! 😆😆😆 (based on this scene from ep 12)

I recently started listening to amnesty again after almost three years and i forgot ab how much i love it 😭❤️

[hiirenvirna]

they’re on their way to do some sick stunts

[its-a-nickname]

have some hollice bc im yearning

they met at keplers skate park. mama had found an old board that she gave to jake after he came through the gate

hollis teased jake about his old skateboard and the fact that he couldnt ride it very well but eventually decided to help him get better

jake begged mama to let him go to school school instead of homeschool so that he could hang out with hollis more but he technically didnt exist on paper so he couldnt

he still joined in when hollis started a stunt club in highschool, he was an unofficial memeber

one time, while mountain biking, hollis hit a low hanging branch that just so happened to be attatched to a hornets nest

one hospital trip later and some rumours around the school and hollis, keith, and jake started getting refered to as the hornets

jake and hollis just kind of fell into a relationship, there was no ‘making it official’ just ‘yes this just makes sense’

their first kiss was after a particularly bad wipeout and hollis was cleaning some of jakes cuts and then they kiss!

there was a lot of patching up the others scrapes and bruises

jake said i love you first, after he and hollis tripped over eachother while attempting a snowboarding stunt and ended up in a giant snow pile, cold and laughing and covered in snow

hollis returned the i love you later that night, when they were warm and cozy cuddling next the fireplace just comfortable in eachothers quiet company

the argument that broke them up seems so stupid now, they miss eachother

after the hornets last flight, hollis is making sure the rest of the hornets are doing okay and hasnt done anything about the giant cut on their own forehead

jake sits them down and starts cleaning up the wound. neither of them comment on how its just like old times but theyre both thinking it

they both wish it was just like old times

if it werent for the room full of people hollis thinks they would have kissed jake

jake thinks if only they were alone that hollis might kiss him but maybe its only wishful thinking

[gardenmonotony]

someone suggested a hollice selkie au and i dropped everything to draw this

“sailor breaks a selkie out of their ship’s hold because they feel bad for him, gets thrown overboard for it, gets rescued, wakes up at said selkie’s home, and both of them end up with a terrible crush” is exactly the type of story i’d wanna write if i knew how words work

[grantwilson]

🏳️‍🌈 Jake Coolice and Hollis [LASTNAME]

hell yeah i love them

jake is pan and probably transhollis is nb of course, and i think they’re also pan and ace.also they’re dating

Send me a 🏳️‍🌈 and a character and I’ll reply with sexuality/gender headcanons.

[cecelianonymous22]

ship meme art!

i honestly just wanted to draw smth so i started drawing some ships and stuff

Ducknerva (TAZ Amnesty) for A1

BriOz (Monster Prom) for A2

Expensive Pins and Patches (BMC) for B2

DanBrey (TAZ Amnesty) for D3

And my favorite ship rn, Hollice (TAZ Amnesty) for D2

[thisisnotacreativeusername]

to this day i STILL dont know why hollice isnt a bigger ship

[sun-critrole]

What about Hollice? (Jake x Hollis) from taz amnesty?

I’ll be real I never considered this ship but you know what? I’m into it. I haven’t listened to Amnesty in a long time (since it was coming out live) but I love Hollis, they seem so cool and jaded

[ladyfl4me]

I have been searching AO3 for any kind of Coollis (Jake/Hollis) content and I can't find hardly any? In cosplay shoots, it seems like a very common ship, but the tag is so dry?

now coollis isn’t one i’ve heard before, i like it! most jake/hollis content lives under the “hollice” tag, if you want to search more on tumblr. it’s a rarepair for sure, not a lot of people write/have written for it, sadly. glad to hear you’re interested in it, though!

[zanrai-kid]

What Your Favorite The Adventure Zone Ship Says About You

Inspired by @spritecranberryofficial, the artist formerly known as @doubleca5t

Taagnus (Taako/Magnus) - You believe that no force on Earth can destroy the bond between a twink and bear who are begrudging allies to best friends to lovers.

Magnus/Merle - Your favorite game of all time is Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

Merle/Taako - You see a three-way love triangle in every trio, even when two of the trio only begrudgingly tolerate each other.

Taako/Magnus/Merle - You heard the phrase “Tres Horny Boys”, and took it as a challenge.

Taakitz (Taako/Kravitz) - You describe your love life as “yearning for the sweet embrace of death”.

Taako/Magnus/Kravitz - You believe death is the quickest way to establish common interests. Also, you’re shipping TodoDekuIida.

Magnus/Lucretia - Your ideal relationship dynamic is jock/group mom.

Lupretia (Lup/Lucretia) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is punk/group mom.

Davenport/Lucretia - Your ideal relationship dynamic is group dad/group mom who both joke about adopting all their friends.

Merle/Lucretia - You just want a vacation from other people’s bullshit.

Merle/Davenport - You’re just here for some men under 5 foot.

Magnus/Johann - You unironically appreciate it when someone plays “Wonderwall” well.

Magnus/Lup - All of your DnD characters are Lawful Good, but somehow use Chaos as a means to an end.

Taako/Magic Brian - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of goofy accents.

Sweet Flips (Carey/Killian) - You want a girlfriend who will kick your ass upon request; you also want to join in when she’s kicking someone else’s ass.

Blupjeans (Lup/Barry) - You believe “hapless nerds falling in love at band camp” are underrepresented in modern fiction.

EDIT for @lesbian-flutist  Lup/Lucretia/Barry - You believe in band nerd/math nerd/band and math nerd solidarity.

Sloane/Hurley - Your ideal relationship dynamic is the film Thelma and Louise.

Johnchurch (John/Merle) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is the film The Seventh Seal.

Istus/Pan/The Raven Queen: You’re a sucker for Mythology shenanigans.

Taako/Barry - Your desire for good things to happen to Lup is outweighed by wanting to see hapless mlm nerds smooching.

Lydia/Edward - This ship being incest is outweighed by how much you think Jesse and James are better protagonists than Ash.

Taako/Angus: Not even entertaining you clowns FBI OPEN UP

Garfield/Taako - Your ideal date includes a Costco trip, after which, regret ensues.

Sazed/Taako - Your ideal date includes a home cooked meal, after which, pain ensues.

Dracula/Taako - Your Tinder bio is “19th century femme seeks creature of the night”.

Magnulia (Magnus/Julia) - You just wanted good things for Magnus, and, my god, does the man deserve it.

Any Characters from (K)nights - I’m not even talking about an anime, and yet, somehow, you would still tell people to read the manga.

Any Characters from Elementary - You also tell people to read the manga, but you also recall the lawless days of Johnlock.

Any Characters from Fur - You reference deep lore in fandoms other fans don’t believe is real.

Nadiya/Irene - To you, “two people reincarnating as the polar opposites of their past life” is just “a second chance at love”.

Irene/Remy - You believe Rebecca Sugar’s best song is “Giant Woman”.

Remy/Nadiya- You believe in the powerful bond of two people trying to reign in a mutual friend.

EDIT for @tombstonedb Kardala/Minerva - You thought, “You know what’s better than one buff magic big gorl? Two buff magic big gorls.”

Errol/Augustus - You liked the Amnesty arc, but wish it had more ghosts.

Dylan/Jeremiah - You believe any modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet should turn Juliet into a guy.

Errol/Dylan - In a setting full of cryptids, you hard swerve into Team Jacob.

Gandy/Isabella - You’re a sucker for a good meetcute, pun intended.

Ned/Duck - You haven’t recovered from the fact Gravity Falls ended nearly four years ago.

Ned/Boyd - Your ideal relationship dynamic is “Be Gay, Do Crime”.

Ned/Barclay - Your ideal relationship dynamic is “Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass”.

Ned/Victoria - You think the greatest achievement in cinematic history is the beginning to the movie Up.

Ned/Sherriff Owens - You wish having some yucks with Johnny Law was considered less frowned upon.

Duck/Billy - Your desire to get with the Mothman is only outweighed by your crush on Ryan Gosling.

Duck/Beacon - You just want to date a smug British person, and really, who wouldn’t?

Duck/Juno - You are a huge fan of Camp Camp.

Duck/Leo - If you were a couple years older, you would have previously shipped Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker at the time of the prequels.

Indrid/Ned - You are a monster fucker.

Indruck (Indrid/Duck) - You are also a monster fucker, but softer.

Indrid/Aubrey - You run a monster fucker blog, but are not a monster fucker.

Indrid/Billy - You are a certified card-carrying cryptid fucker, searching on Craigslist to get rawdogged by two in the back of a Denny’s parking lot.

Mama/Barclay - You exude rural boomer energy without the rural boomer mindset.

Danbrey (Dani/Aubrey) - You follow exactly 18 bi pride Tumblogs, but can’t understand why you have so many duplicate posts on your feed. Spoiler alert: they probably reblog each other’s posts.

Aubrey/Janelle - Either your ideal relationship dynamic is student/teacher, or you’re a Janelle Monáe stan.

Hollis/Aubrey - You are a firm believer in the power of calling people who go to the mall “posers”, while simultaneously buying your accessories at Hot Topic.

Aubrey/Jake - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of sharing dank memes.

Hollice (Hollis/Jake) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of early 90s extreme winter sports movies.

Duck/Minerva - You are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏

Sternclay (Agent Stern/Barclay) - You wish Inspector Zenigata and Lupin III would stop dragging their feet and commit already.

Any Characters from Inheritance - This is just the same joke as Merle and Magnus, except you post about Dream Daddy on Tumblr AND Facebook.

Deadbeat Dad/Anyone else from Inheritance - Robert is best Dream Daddy, Amnesty is best arc of The Adventure Zone. To you, these are facts.

Firbolg/Fitzroy - This is just the same joke as Taako and Magnus, but you also desire the fall of capitalism.

Fitzroy/Argo - You, Griffin, and Clint all simultaneously thought “You know what’s better than one fancy himbo fighter? Two fancy himbo fighters.”

Argo/Firbolg - You’re already pushing for a catchy ship name for these two. Might I suggest “Surf n’ Turf”.

Fitzroy/Buckminster - You have a whole blog devoted to scenes of swords under chins.

Buckminster/Leon - You think Arthurian legend can be summed up as “Several bros, sitting round a table, two feet apart from each other ‘cause the church said leave room for Jesus”.

Buckminster/Rainer - You believe behind every man’s facade is a girlfriend of immeasurable power, waiting for her time to shine.

Rolandus/Zana - You believe in big edgy backstory energy solidarity.

Rolandus/Rhodes - This is the same joke as Argo and Firbolg, except I am now suggesting “RoRho”.

Crimson (Crush/Jimson) - Your Netflix viewing habits are, exclusively, She-Ra: Princesses of Power and The Dragon Prince.

[hiirenvirna]

in both forms, Jake is Extremely Huggable

[ivywing]

Hollice Selkie!AU- Part Two

At last, the long-awaited second chapter is here! You have no idea how rewritten this chapter is. Explanations and actual Hollice fluff in the next chapter, I promise.

Chapter One

@chelsvans @daughterofsarenrae @some-dragon-bitch

The mist rolling off the sea smells like rain, the thick fog still untouched by any sunlight. Hollis had made their crew leave early this morning, an itch at the back of their mind spurring them on despite complaints of hangover. As for themself, Hollis is surprised at the lack of pain. Maybe it has something to do with that witch, but they won’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Keith groans as he sidles up beside them, holding a cold pack to his head. “Slave driver,” he grumbles, nails digging into their shoulder. “There’s no point in leaving early if we can’t even navigate our way there.”

Hollis gives a wry smile. “You’re just upset I listened to that woman over you.”

Keith growls. “Yeah, a witch.” He sways unsteadily, gripping the edge of the ship for balance. “We’re leading our crew into a trap, and if you’d just listen to me-”

Hollis shoots him a look. “Keith, that’s enough. It’s only a few miles from here, according to the map.”

Keith looks like he wants to argue, but after a moment turns away. “Fine. But when we’re in hell, I’m going to hold this over you.”

“Mmm, I’m sure you will.” They take hold of the Helm again, turning the ship two degrees east of their original course to account for the breeze. There’s a low groan as the ship turns, rudder shaking slightly, but Hollis keeps a solid grip on the wheel, and after a few moments the ship adjusts her course.

There’s a sharp whistle, and then Hollis is cursing as one of the ropes snaps, sending a sail collapsing. They thank the gods that it’s just a minor sail, but still- another thing they’ll need to replace once this mission is over with.

Hollis blinks, then, as the rope begins to repair itself, glowing a faint blue. They grab the nearest Hornet and point to the repairing sail. “You see that, right?”

The hornet they grabbed gapes, her fingers twitching like she wants to rush up to it. “That- that’s impossible.” 

“Obviously not,” Hollis snarks, but their tone lacks its usual bite. Even they can barely believe their eyes, but they have to- the sail stiffens under the weight of a new wind as the ship presses on, the mist parting ahead.

Just like on the map, there’s a wide lagoon up ahead, the water a bright blue-green that only seems more vibrant as they get closer. The wind changes, too- instead of salt and rain, it smells like… home. It’s odd, but Hollis is struck by a memory of their mother, curled up in her lap while she ran her fingers through their hair.

The hornet gets a misty look in her eyes. “It’s beautiful.”

Hollis simply nods their assent, slowing the ship as they come in. The wind settles, leaving the ship in the center of the lagoon, gently rocking back and forth.

The crew makes short work, dropping lifeboats to head to the deposits of oysters on the stone ridges jutting up from the water. Hollis themself takes the third boat with a few of the younger sailors, a small knife in their hand to help pry the oysters open, but it turns out they don’t even need to- as soon as the boat hits the rocks, the oysters open their valves, exposing small black pearls.

The youngest on the boat, maybe fifteen or sixteen, gently shakes Hollis’s shoulder. “That doesn’t happen normally, right? I get the feeling that doesn’t normally happen.”

They sigh. “No. But we don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, okay?” They grab a small sack. “Here. Be gentle- they’re giving us free money, essentially, and we don’t want to damage them.”

A few minutes later, the bag is heavy with pearls, and they’ve only harvested from four outcroppings. The other boats seem to be sharing the sentiment, since only Keith’s boat is still left in the water with Hollis’s. Keith waves from across the lagoon, a mad grin on his face.

A small stream of bubbles is the only warning Hollis gets before a round white head pops out of the water. They stumble back in the lifeboat, and the seal tries to climb up into the boat, before the youngest (What’s their name? Maggie? Madison? Something like that) steadies them.

“Rreh!” the seal barks helpfully. It bobs in the water, black eyes focused on Hollis. It flaps one flipper at them, splattering drops of water on Hollis’s boots.

One of the Hornets cooes softly, reaching out a hand only to be stopped by Hollis. “Don’t. That’s a wild animal, it could do a lot of damage if it’s startled.” Hollis frowns, taking in the white pelt speckled with shades of black. “This is an arctic animal. What is it doing so far south?”

“Lrue.” The seal pushes its head towards Hollis’s hand, nuzzling almost with affection. When Hollis tries to pull their hand away, it whines and pushes its face into their palm harder.

Hollis shakes their head. “I’m not giving you any food.” The seal whuffs and splashes a bit, and Hollis frowns. “No. You’re a grown seal, and I’m not your mum.”

“Mmlr.” The seal slips back into the water, swimming a lap around the boat. 

The youngest gives Hollis puppy-dog eyes. “Can we keep it?”

“Keep it? It’s a wild animal.”

“It likes you.”

“That doesn’t matter. Besides, how do you suggest we keep a seal? Plus, it might have diseases, and what would we feed it?”

Still, even as they row back to the ship, the seal follows, dancing around the ship insistently. It isn’t until Hollis begins to haul the rowboat back onto the ship that the seal swims off, leaving a circle of ripples in its wake.

Keith gives off a short whistle as he helps haul Hollis up. “Someone made a friend.”

“Shut up, Keith.” They grunt as their foot slips, and Keith has to haul their ass up. “And don’t start with that. That animal- it’s unnatural, is what it is.”

Keith laughs, leaning over the edge of the ship. “It’s just a seal, Hollis. You’re just paranoid.”

“Oh, so now I’m the paranoid one?” Hollis elbows Keith, sticking their tongue out. “If my memory serves, you said, and I quote, ‘You’re leading us all into a trap’, not an hour ago.”

Keith shrugs. “What can I say? Money changes a man.”

“Changes him enough so that he wants to adopt a seal?”

“I don’t want to keep a seal, I want you to keep a seal.” Keith rolls one of the harvested pearls around between his fingers, examining it. “I love you, boss, but you need something besides piracy to keep you going.” He fixes them with a melancholy stare. “You and I both know this isn’t going to last forever.”

It’s true, no matter how much Hollis wants to deny it. They wouldn’t have attacked the Navy ship a few days back if it wasn’t for their sister ship that had sunk two weeks ago. The security of their career isn’t certain, and the thought unnerves them.

They choose to change the subject rather than thinking about the impending end. “And what part of owning a seal makes you think that will change anything?” They watch as the Hornets portion up the collected pearls, oohing and awing over the beauty of the jewels, and lean over the edge of the ship. “What do you want?” he calls to the seal, who’s treading water directly below them.

The seal cooes and splashes around in the water, clapping its fins together. Hollis rolls their eyes, trying to hide a smile. “Do you want to come up?” The seal gives a hearty bark. “I don’t think you can make it, but by all means, you can try.”

The seal disappears beneath the waves, and Keith groans. “You scared it away!”

Hollis shrugs, turning away from the bow. “It would have happened eventually. Now, let’s get-”

They’re cut off at the sound of a splash. The ship rocks as water is forced against it, a spray of droplets soars over the deck, and at least a few of the Hornets give surprised shrieks or gasps.

The seal from earlier lands about ten feet from Hollis with a loud slap, groaning. Keith bursts into laughter, clutching Hollis’s arm. “By the gods, Hollis! It took you up on your offer!”

“How?” Hollis approaches the seal cautiously, their hands shaking. “That shouldn’t be possible. Nothing short of a whale could breach that high.”

The seal shakes, and for a moment Hollis thinks it’s dying. Then, a gut-twisting squelch comes from the belly of the seal. Its skin splits open-

And from the now-empty sea skin steps a very naked young man.

What.

The man laughs softly, tousling his sun-gold hair. “Sorry for the dramatics, but I couldn’t think of a better way to introduce myself.”

What?!

“My name’s Jake Coolice. I’m your husband.”

WHAT?!?

Apparently, they said that out loud, because the man- Jake winces. “It’s a long story.” He stands, pulling the seal skin around his shoulders. “And, uh- could I get some pants?”

[pyco-circus]

OC-Tober Day: 19 Favorite Ship

loving Faust and Hollice

[ohsweetflips]

hollis for the ask meme

favorite thing about them: i love their ride or die loyalty!!!! like, yes it was a bit frustrating when they were like “well we can fight the monsters better” bc, like!!!! they could’ve very easily died!!!!! but they’re also so loyal to their friends

least favorite thing about them: tbh idk if i have a “least favorite” thing but it’s, like, i was getting very frustrated with them (like how aubrey was) when they were trying to step in and do the pineguard’s job bc they were not understanding how dangerous the situation was but, again, i can understand why they were ready to step in

favorite line: akjskdk im a fake fan i can’t remember a hollis line

brOTP: in another world, hollis and aubrey are ride or die best friends

OTP: hollis/jake and then my secondary otp is hollis/keith!!!

nOTP: idk if i have one? like yeah tbh the only hollis ships i’ve seen have been hollice and holleith and i’m cool with both

random headcanon: IN! ANOTHER! WORLD! HOLLIS! AND! AUBREY! WOULD! BE! BEST! FRIENDS! but tbh yeah i really want hollis and aubrey to be friends. they strike me as rivals in a pokemon game. please griffin let hollice/danbrey double dates be a thing!!!! hollice/danbrey game nights where they start off having a fun mario kart tournament and then hollis and aubrey are screaming at each other bc hollis blue-shelled aubrey when she was about to come in first and then hollis came in first!!!!

unpopular opinion: i wish travis rolled well when aubrey said “if people tried to kill everyone in west virginia bc some of them might be murderers, would you be okay with that?” bc even a mixed success would’ve been GOOD even tho it does make narrative sense for aubrey to fail

song i associate with them: i don’t think i have one?

favorite picture of them: this, this, this, and this!!!