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[joannaofportugal]

CHALLENGE 003 // JOANNA DE BRAGANZA word count - 2044

001.  describe  your  characters’  relationship  with  their  mother  or  father,  or  both.  minimum  word  count:  150.

joanna is the sixth and last child of the braganza family. with her youth comes with a lack of tact and seriousness that had been drilled into her sisters from the very beginning of their training as royal princesses of portugal. both crara and cristiano loved their children and though the populace of portugal yearned for a son the parents of the royal heir were happy to have healthy children after the wave of plague that had coasted across earth’s surface. the younger twin of the last set of children from the braganza line, joanna was given leave by her parents to run her life with as much passion as a male heir would do. she disrupted mass with her childish screams and ran through the coastline of portugal with her skirts up over her head. no one told her off nor told her to cease such behaviour, which left her childhood loose and free. though in relation to her parents, her mother was so busy with so many children that joanna often felt in the background, mistaken for her twin or her elder sisters. now? her temper and mood could simmer if she was exposed to obsessive maternal love, but all adoration of parenthood goes to liana, the heir of portugal. and cristiano? a firm hand should’ve controlled his youngest daughter, but with his own wild streak, there was little he could do for dear joanna. 

002.  what  are  your  characters’  most  prominent  physical  features?  what  is  a  feature  that  they  are  most  insecure  about?  what  are  they  proudest  of?

when you first catch a glimpse of the portuguese princess you will see her bright red curls that fall from her crown, next you will notice the sweet curve of her cupid’s bow.  when it comes to insecurity she does not mention her physical looks but rather her lack of etiquette when it comes down to the way she speaks - her language is rough round the edges, and you may blame that on her country-upbringing or the fact that she was quite spoilt.. what are they proudest off? off the bad she is proud of her hair, she brushes through her curls one thousand times morning, noon and night. 

003.  how  vain  is  your  character?  do  they  find  themselves  attractive?  what  is  their  worst  flaw,  and  are  they  aware  of  it?

she is terribly vain, and of course she fancies herself - she doesn’t believe there’s another like her. it’s almost comedic, but in her head it’s very serious, she’s almost a version of narcissus. 

004.  what  is  your  character’s  ranking  on  the  kinsey  scale?

2 - This makes you heterosexual with more than incidental homosexual tendencies.

005.  describe  your  character’s  happiest  memory.  minimum  word  count:  150.

as a young girl she learned of the tales of ancient greece and fell madly in love with the story of helen, the fac that launched a thousand ships. love soon turned to obsession and so urged her father to collect portugal’s finest artists to paint her as a reimagined helen of troy and sparta. though joanna was elated at the idea she had no true understanding of how long it’d take. for many months she posed for the painting, growing her red locks out to resemble the fires that surrounded troy and the maiden at war. she hated this period simply due to the fact that she was an active soul who’d rather run around the halls than stay still all day. furious that it was not yet complete, joanna refused to pose anymore and told the artists to use their numerous sketches to complete it. weeks later winter had fallen onto the portugal coast, and finally, the group of artists known to portgual’s high society framed their portraits and had each canvas put upon the wall for her majesty, the young princess, to view. short of her sixteenth birthday, joanna was overwhelmed and cried at such beauty! the artists had done her well and captured both the wave of her hair and the tension that helen herself wore on her shoulders. though the artists did not complain of their energetic and irritated muse, cristiano paid the artists handsomely with favors and extended coin. joanna told the king to send such portraits to the heirs and princes around the world, leaving the young joanna to marvel at only one particular painting done by her favourite artist. it hangs in her bedroom in sao jorge, and will hang there till the crumble of the castle centuries later, it’d hang in the portuguese museum. this was her happiest moment by far and such memories have yet to compare. 

006.  is  there  one  event  in  your  characters’  life  that  they  would  like  to  erase  from  their  past?  why?  minimum  word  count:  200.

a memory to be lost is not so easy to find, joanna has been blessed to live an easy life on the coast of portugal and as the youngest of queen crara’s children she has also lived a sheltered life of stories and art. so even her worst enemy is not something worthy of note to anyone else! as a young princess, she was absolutely doted on and was barely ever subjected to sad notes of melancholy. she was given gifts y visiting royals and received them all with carrying success / but her favourite was a canary of yellow feathers and soft melody, the bird arrived in a golden cage decorated for the princess with ornaments from a world unthinkable for a girl who loved the portuguese salt sea! such love was pure and innocent, she had been far too young to conceptualise grief and loss - so at the age of seven her bird never sang again, leaving her heartbroken and torn. such sadness only lasted a little while but alas this was enough to scar her innocent soul. she never kept a pet again, or so she hoped - only months later she was given a cat from her father that she ran around with with glee, the at lived long enough for her to cope with the death. 

007.  let’s  talk  favourites!  what  is  their  favourite  colour,  food,  and  season?   what,  in  a  modern  setting,  would  be  your  character’s  favourite  song?  

her favourite colour is blue, but the kind of blue you find reflected in the ocean - almost green. her favourite food comes in the form of figs, honey and cakes and her favourite season is summer - she loves to bask in the glow of the sun whilst dipping her toes in water. in a modern setting joanna braganza would be the type of girl who listens to taylor swift and other such pop acts that are described as empowering. her favourite song would be somethin by taylor ! 

008.  can  you  define  a  turning  point  in  your  character’s  life?

i wish i could! but joanna is a sheltered girl, who has always been cuddled in means of life lessons. though a turning point that could come is an evaluation of her relationship with her family and suitors who may change everything to her. 

009.  is  your  character  an  early  morning  bird  or  a  night  owl?  at  what  time  do  they  get  most  of  their  work  done?

joanna... does no work. no work at all. she neither dedicates herself to getting up early, staying up late or going to bed at a certain time. bt if she would have chores or something to do, she’d sleep in, get up late and stay up to socialise or catch up on deadlines. 

010  a.  what  other  character,  a  npc  or  someone  apart  of  the  rp,  is  your  character  completely  real  with?  who  knows  them  best,  has  seen  them  at  their  most  vulnerable,  knows  their  innermost  and  basest  fears? b.  if  your  character  does  not  have  this  person,  why?  do  they  long  for  one?

to be real with someone i suppose you have to be real with yourself. joanna is not sure who she could be truly honest with but ooc, joanna is her most honest with her sisters. though she struggles to be seen outside of being a graganza princess her sisters have see her throw immature tantrums as well as her tears that fall down her face. they are the ones who see joanna for who she truly is. 

011.  is  your  character  a  neat  or  messy  person?

messy, she would never care to clean up after herself !

012.  does  your  character  have  any  irrational  fears  or  phobias?

no, joanna is bold and strong and doesn’t nurture any fear or phobia as of the present day. she is lucky in this aspect, though you never know what may change. 

013.  does  your  character  have  an  underlying  passion  or  trait  that  influences  all  aspects  of  their  life?

the passion that takes hold of her very soul is one which helps her pursue dreams that were mostly out of reach for women of her time. an ambition for lust and greatness helps her climb ladders or to at least look for the first few steps. this need for appreciation or attention pushes her to find grand titles to hold for her own, or something that’d make historians sit up and pay attention to the infanta. 

014.  what  might  your  character’s  ideal  romantic  person  be?

t is sad to admit that joanna’s ideal romantic partner would be one who is an easy submissive, one to allow joanna to roam free yet her attention is heavy and powerful, she would give her love but expects more in return. 

015.  describe  your  character’s  hands.  are  they  small,  long,  calloused,  smooth,  stubby,  dexterous  or  clumsy?  do  they  wear  any  jewelry  and  would  they  wear  polish  in  a  modern  setting?

her hands are small and long, fitting for her small frame. they are smooth, soft yet a little chubby due to puppy fat she cannot shake. she wears rings bestowed to her as princess of portugal, sapphire gems surrounded by silver imported from across the continent - in a modern setting she would wear polish in a manicured form. 

016.  how  does  your  character  smell?  what  is  their  favourite  scent

joanna bathes several times each day both due to the natural heat of portugal and now in florence, plus she detests foul smells of the natural waste or the scent of smoke from open fires. though most perfume oils worn in the time came in the form of lavender, patchouli, sandalwood and lemon joanna prefers the scent of flowers with araomatic blossoms - roses, lilies and irises to be exact she peppers the oil behind her ears, against her throat and against her pulsating wrists. she makes sure to smell well. 

017.  how  would  your  muse  describe  their  religious  beliefs?

joanna was raised to practise roman catholicism. though her mother was very stern on the subject of religion joanna herself found it boring and tedious, even in such serious matters of mass joanna used to run down the ailes of cathedrals with her skirts up above her head. though clearly religious in the fact that she believed in a heaven and a god whom looked after them all, joanna does not care for his judgement and practises her morals on herself more than anyone else. 

018.  what  rules  does  your  muse  live  by,  if  any?

to not be forgotten. she will do anything with the life she leads to be remembered - whether it be for good or bad, is still to be decided. 

019.  does  your  muse  overshare,  or  are  they  more  private?

joanna shares the sin of hubris and ambition frowned upon by the church or high and mighty kings. she adores sharing her conquests with sisters and friends and can often find herself gossiping as a pregnant mother would do - she keeps little private. 

020.  is  your  muse  a  gossiper?  are  they  more  likely  to  argue  with  their  fists  or  tongue?  what  does  their  voice  sound  like?

as stated above, joanna is perhaps one of the louder gossipers of the portuguese court, sharing words heard in the darkness of florence behind her opened palms. and though joanna is prone to violence in the terms of slaps against friends and foes she rather shouts silly nonsence from the tip of her tongue. and finally, her voice is sweet and soft though laced with poison from portugal’s weeds and flowers. 

021.  is  your  muse  a …  pessimist  or  optimist …  lover  or  fighter … believer  in  happy  endings …  believer  in  love  at  first  sight?

she is an optimist in all the sense that she searches for the better things in life, and believes that if she tries hard enough she will get just that - what she wants. and though she paints herself as a lover she is a fighter in every meaning of the word. in terms of happy endings and love at first sight, joanna does not believe. she believes there are exceptions to such rules, such as her parents who practised love from the moment they met one another, but in reality joanna knows she won’t be so lucky - only if she were the luckiest person in the world would she come across such fortune not made for royal blood. 

022.  what  sense  of  humour  does  your  character  have?

joanna lives to laugh if she does not live to find fame and fortune. her humour is famous in portugal, where she makes every person laugh with both her tantrums and her true jokes that seem soft on such lips. 

023.  what  bad  habits  does  your  character  have?

bad habits come in the form of picking her nails, eating with her mouth full and picking up her skirts to expose the softest of ankles! she is rotten with bad habits, though her good looks normally cover them up like paste. 

024.  how  does  your  character  feel  about  growing  old?

it scares her rotten to grow old and not reach fame and prestige! she plans to live a fast and famous lifestyle, and hopes to not die before she finds happiness within gold and tiaras that’d make her head grow heavy. in some ways she hopes to die in childbirth, birthing an heir to a country that begs for one - she will be made a martyr! to grow old with no story to tell would be the greatest shame of all. 

025.  does  your  character  prefer  adventure  to  safety  and  security?

of course, to carry on an adventure is to live life! to refuse such a thing, and to instead take an easy route is to be a coward - and joanna believes above of all else, that she is not a coward. 

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FAQ Section

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♠ When did you start Cosplay and Art? What inspired you? Art I’ve always done since I was little, like most lol. Cosplay... Well I was always one for costumes as a kid. Very often living in a cat or fairy costume (and a donkey one). I suppose the potential was always their but it was my mid to late teens I finally took to cosplaying the first time...

♠ (Hazbin/Helluva Context)��“Why do you hate Viv so much?” I don’t. I dislike her harmful behaviours and what I’ve seen. But hate? Put me near a sexual deviant or someone who likes hurting kids or animals if you’re curious on what my temper looks like. Viv’s done and still does stupid shit. All I want is her to actually mature and improve, as do many. Her fandom and many of her staff... Well birds of a feather. The focus on ships, sex obsession, cult likemindedness (NOT to be mistaken for a legit cult, however there are striking similarities that cannot be denied), immaturity, toxic environment, bullying, and overall it’s just a dramatic high school shitshow of a drama. Some of the staff fetish gays and rape (Gays are people, treat them as such. Rape is a crime, treat it as such). Likewise I feel deeply uncomfortable that there feels like it’s profiting off LGBTQ+, the lack of religious respect and research (for the unknowing, religion includes those who work WITH demons or practice Voudou as well), obsession/focus/love for toxic ships, justifying set things as it’s ‘in Hell’ yet the creators aren’t from Hell nor is the Hell a punishment nor is it solely bad folk going to Hell if Viv’s streams still even count (pick one- waverers aren’t a reliable source). The lack of professionalism, bully enticement behind the scenes, the fans like rabid dogs, it’s an utter production mess. It’s poorly ran and something feels so deeply... Wrong. Or off. But Viv? I just wish the woman would improve. She has potential but ruins it with the people she attracts and surrounds herself with, the lack of accepting criticism, hypocrisy unacknowledged, immaturity, other points mentioned above and lies. She’s creatively gifted, not a great writer (workable, you can improve this), but just enables bad habits in herself, her team and showcased to the audience encourages their negative behaviours. The lack of experience shows and without rapid growth and adaptability, she’ll repeat YandereDevs cycle. In short, I’m critical of her. Of everyone and myself.  

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The Ultimate C64 Games List Have you ever wondered about the amazing Commodore 64 game list? Yes, we have too - there were loads of them. Problem is that is was a while ago now. This list was compiled to jog the memories:

Operation Wolf

roger frames buys budjiit games

fox fightsback

ace & ace II combo

bubble bobble

tantric mouse wars

home office

salsa con artist

commando ninjas

world flee

blood sparse

ruby of thermogington

jettison railway

ice band

spiderman vs magoo

caravan madness

hulk vs hogan

hunk attack

jet set billy

monkey tennis

score me

addis abbaba karate international +

balloon wars

cloud paste

live at budokan

boris yeltsin vodka challenge

banjo time constructor

emelyn hughes ‘super’ soccer

opium fright

shoot em up penelope

lagoon of carabon harbungo

open heart burglary

frost bandage

diamonds are for women

car spike wheel burst adventure

crazy communists

square man runs up ladder III

treasure island kittens

barrell falls down IV

spoke damage

princess kidnapped 8

undercarriage catastrophe

reminder PRO

Jazz North

Pub Golf

Avalon - Land of the Rust

SimPub

Pregnant Gymnastics

Womb Cook-up

Animal Olympics

NASA Pinball Fantasy

Jed saves christmas

Horace goes Knifing

Time Orifice

Axe-wielding Comedians

Karate Blister

Ornament Erector

Building Smoke Out

Q Bert the Revenge

Trellis Abundance

Titchmarsh v Oddie - Greenkeeper Challenge 88

Co-op Warriors

Sand Veterans

Grass feathers

Morose Wind

Scube Whackey

Escape from Liverpool

Puppy Smoker The Outburst

Roll yer Own Challenge

Hackney Masterblaster

Connect One

Purple Chins

Cotton Developer

Haircut Zest Fair

Trophy Masser

Race Kings Alive

Hazel Irvine’s Whirlwind Badminton

Jazz Rasta VI

Jensen Buttons Nipple Dash

Maze Bomber 909

Speed Chess

Curling Avenger

Rope Twisting Example

Scourge of Daxus

Roy Castle’s Record Breakers

Organ Flexology

Cliff Richard’s Ambiguous Soccer

Revenge of the Feminists

Wax cluedo

Tennis Trumpeteer II

Maximise the Point

Sheep Monopoly

Weight Gain Olympics

Travel Guise

Roger Mellie’s Ice Darts

The Legend of Les Dawson

Blanket Snitch

Tales of the Underformed

Grave Digger 6

Onion Pro 2

Moon Ship

Turbo Trousers

Turbo Walking

Welcome back to the Island of Penny Farthing

Breathing Challenge

Run for President [Ukraine Edition]

F1 Parcel

Awning Inventor

Cello Beat

Super Accelerator Fridge

Crazy Ambulance

Burst Kidney Mopup

Save China

Chemistry Ninja Teacher

Boat Painter Design

Dogs of Fury

Furry Dog*

Beyond the Forbidden Biscuit

The Handlebars of Hashani

Bird Mother

Audio Frenzy Piano Lessons

Short’s Lair

Chun King Farm Life

Jimmy White Teaches Typing

Cif Blaster

Defenders of the Fish

Sandal Behaviour

Alien Food

Thatcher goes to School

Bob Dillons Boxing Farce

Gorbachev plays Chicken

Wayne Gretsky’s Ice Wallet Charity Challenge

Armalyte III - Springburn

Popcorn Death

Vast Salt EU

Virtual Drudgery

Chain of Accordions

Runner Cities

Yellow Bist

Lost Sandals

Train Slow

Sherlock Holmes in The Year 2047

Lost and Profound: Darkness Shop

Dust Police

Borrowed Money

Internet Maze

Slipstream Cowboys

Guns of Dryness

Alpha Scabs

Crusty The Friendly Chimp

Rice Inflator (Super Pack)

Archie McPherson’s Weetabix Head

Denis Law’s Accent Challenge

Dougie Donnelly Dune of Hair

Graeme Souness Must Be Barking

Boon - The Game

Taggart Teens

Emmerdale Goes to Pitlochry

Coping with Eastenders for the under 5’s

Death in the Family Joke

Coloured Fights

Outdoor Darts

Wrist Truffle

White Water Snooker

Sea Quest Powder Seeker

Copious Spandex Run

Mr Motivators’ Taxi Challenge

Breakup

Flapjack

David Dimbleby's Amazon Adventure 12

Frost on Sunday

TV:AM The Early Years

Moira Stuart’s Music Creator

Upside Down Ice Cream Revolt

Vat of Galt Toys

Fist of Fireflies

Tunnel Browner

Stocking Ladder Bless

Lingerie Tycoon

Up & Down with Freddy Mercury

Guitar Slayer

Drum Shake Friends

Wacky Traffic Lights

Oreo Frisbee Games

Hedgehog Relax

Roofer

SimWoman

Bent Angler

Super Horses

Fishing for Tims

Ketamine Kraziness

Shout Appeal

Daz Crime Alert

Tension Ramble

Monitor Crossbones

Stookey Chase

Cardinal Hippos

Marigold Mincers IV

Shane Ritchie’s Up For Everest

War Kind

Question Slime

Bishop Sailor

Grudge Chess

Shoplifter 6

Bed trapper

Saloon Swingers 5

Yells of Tallmouth

Athletic Trombones

Wheel Smicer

Trends of Fashion-hope

Wacky Prostate

Bag A Cow

Pronunciation Fun

with Jackie bird

Landlord Dodge

Stuart Tipney’s Bread Throw Out

Date Checker

Gary Glitter’s Subliminal Message

Frozen Bibs of Babylon

Bricklaying Challenge

Wall Tidy

Reverse a Unicycle

SimCleaner

Pick Pocket Champion 1983

Glorified Yungs

Hungry Hungry Hernias

Marble vest

Ship To Shore

What’s My Rake

View My Braces

Burp: Deluxes

Romeo and Juliet Bravo

North vs South 2 : west vs East

Corner of Flatland

Spherical Eye Bless

Under the Oceans of Armpit Forest

Outrun Birmingham (Spaghetti Junction Edition)

Sweat like a bahookey

SimBarber

Developer Roundabout: Salt Lake Boredom Factor

Wig Breathe

Telecoms Tycoon

SimBeggar

Window Sparkler

Martian Crotchet

Bin Race: Baghdad to Bucks

Limpet Picker 4

Bout of Gout

Fist of Starfish Cave

Revenge of The Ponchoed Ponces

Peruvian Mountain Rally

Pyramid Scheme

Wheelchair Rollers

Disabled Relay

Plastic Bellamy

Escape From The Care Home

Quest Far There

Sigmund Freud’s Phallic Challenge

Location Location Location

Tombola

Pharmaceutical Births

Fun Run

Telethon

The Shat Cat Strikes Back

Poo Displease

Oxymoron - School Clown Dress

Nuns on The Run

Rub a Dug

SimWork

Girl Demander

Tiny Fire Use

Spell Cracker

VirtuaBus

Horse and Cabbage

Hippyhunt

Bug Wrestler

Elmer Fudd’s Bugle Fun

Sesame Street for Mute

Vaccine Madness

Sing-a-long-outhouse

Virgin Wedding

Carry Me Right

Existential Spam

Professor Caressor

Blind Spot

Dowary 4

Backwards Todel

SimFolkSinger

Austrian Summer Fun

Think Game

SimShirt

Mum’s Gone To Iceland

SimShoes

Dad Ravage

VirtuaBurp

Record Deal Blunderer

Vinyl Earth

Pork Love

Candid Carrots

Testament of God

Jasper Carrot’s Comedy Puke

Slug Slugger

fISHMONGER 8

Javelin Jackson

Action Babes 7

Deniable Door Whizz

What’s My Remainder

Shave Me Doris

Ferrari Shaving Adventure

SuperToboggan

Fire Ski

Trowel Turmoil

Soap Detector

SimPigeon

Permit Chief

VirtuaCurtain

Wander Beyonder - Galaxy of Hands

Foot Small

Failed Janine Nurse Player

Bonnie Langford’s Dive of DEath

Cheesy Cheeks 9

Teryaki Throw Throw

Organised Library

Chrome Crunch

Defeat The Dragon XII

Sleeve Beast

Snorkel of Skeleton Mask

Bilge Crusader

Derivative Nonsense

Chip Shop Challenge

Fallopian Tube Gatherer

Short Sharp Shock

Public Pool 2

The Remorse of King Tooth Prize

Mobile Shop Catch

Dentist Revival

Pizzaboy

Return of the Shoulder

Attack of the Maharajah

Farm Variety

Ring Sting VI

Pokey Barracus O

Pyromania [Schools Edition]

Canteen Calamity

Scratch My Scurvy

A Team of Guys

Commercial Insertion

Alien Bold

Walk to Run

Talk Show Live

Wacaday

Tickle Me Hazel

Get to Doctor Green Helmet Arrival

Kirsty Gallacher’s Pony Tail

Bube Tube

Stu’s News

Finger By Jove

SPinach Wars

TrolleyDash IV

Coco Bianco

Can Lift Channel 4: The Game

Spider and Kite

Really Big, Really Small Advent of Tetrapak

Drainblock: Plumber Hero Chronicles

Clammy Elbow

Rinse, Spin and Wash-o-matic

Virtual Carving

Aqua Fridge 4

Milk Charge: None Today Edition

Dose of Lactose

Fruit for Fuel

SEGA Gums

World Cup Baking

Trauma Recentness

Void of Linda

Calculate My Room

Slow Slow Slow, Now Fast

Myrtle’s Spongy Threat

Round the Town: Hull

KLIX Vending Machine Panic

Suitable Suit

Trinidad vs Tobago

Coma Dream Alert

Lose Your Tail

Sudden Trump

Castle of Rugs

Dreadful Quincy

Murder You Write

Salt n Pepa: My First Lyrics

Ferry to the Island of Bins

Up to Maximum

Thanks Goth: Black It Out Decision for Survival

Thorax and King: Temple of 10 Thumbs

Shave or Swim

Spar - Double Time Price Wars

Wooden Office

Windbush: the Quest for Haribo

Thing Commander

Gusset Sweeper II

Military Cocktails: An Interactive Guide

Spillers Winalot

Gus Hiddink: Ladies-Man

Spinal Injury 4

Dungrudder

Dungrudder II

Alan Titchmarsh’s International Samba Karaoke

Gluehead 2 - Back to the Bag

Dogwrestler

Virtual Biscuit Pro Edition

Future Boots

Horace gets an enema

Goth v Ned - The Reckoning

Roy Hudd’s hut folding 3

fondant wheelbarrow challenge

squat thrusting in high denmark with Mr. T

git that skateboard oot ma bed

2 fast and furious - the angry diet

skeptics ranch 4

whippet trigger

cod’s extreme bass fishing

Meatloaf’s leotard attack

smashing gantry with len ganley

cornish nuisance III

janitor pleaser

janitor pleaser II

janitor pleaser III

interactive janitor pleaser 3D

sing-a-long-a-jim-diamond

belgian ring stretch 4

heather mills dance off

sulk or bulk

extreme rabbit riding 9

tony roper’s pope trophy

ship shape and bristol fashion (twin pack)

dan hipgrave’s hip grave

catarrh hero 2

Joseph Holt’s cow safari

barking cats 3

Debbie Gebbie

Rally through Tesco

Piano Catcher

Harold Bishop’s Hutch Touching Compendium

Cardboard Harbour

Guess What’s in the Baxterbox

Extreme Welsh Dentistry

10 Disciples Tickly Bits [denmark edition]

Zebra Dancing 2

Tractor Painting 3

Cindy Crawford’s Virtual Cooperage Pro

Anderson Shelter Designer International

Ambulance Neglecting

Pigeon Surprise!

Chilly B’s Cartography Masterclass

Paralympic Legends 1985

Angry Sue’s Penthouse Disaster

SimFlorist

Amazing Mace

Grimsby Love-In

Trilby Mechanic

Karl Lewis’s 6 Meter Dash Pro

Smoker 8

Collateral Ramage

Horse Drawn Prawn

Firebomb Kirkcudbright

Space Huff

Star Wars: Jedi High Street

Ooft Ooft 2

Flyhunter

Nadeem the Hamster

Bucky Bash II

Schnitzel Wars

Derrick Organ’s Calamity Chinfest

Malky Malky II: The Chib

Venison Crayola

Peter Shilton’s Saucey Canary

French Letter of the Law

Penguin Squeezing

Sodastream Challenge

Arthur C Clarke’s Mysteries of Dunfermline

Skin Complaint 2

Felicity Kendal’s Migratory Kennel

Thigh Trouble III

VirtuaWendy

Pebbledash Apprentice

Thrush Reduction School

Alan Randy Tanner Shows You How

Sim 9 O’clock News

Adult Colostomy

Ray Mears’ Survival Chimney

Brunch Arranger

Pro Pencil Throw

The Continuing Adventures of Nice ‘n’ Soapy

Lunchy Munchy

SimKettle

VirtuaCarpet

Snack bar etiquette

arm harm 4

saucy haulage 9

swimming with trousers on

Thora The Exploder

High Jinks on Highway

Wrist Exposure

Looking After God’s Neck 6

Frog Polishing

Harrison Ford Harrassment

Shampooing Buffalo with Betty Murchie

Unravelling Scobie’s Quotient

Alistair’s Wheels

High Speed Loaf Assembly - Knead For Speed 2

Detolionia - A World of Disinfectant

Coal Punishment

Table with Bilston Glen

Who Is Douglas Bader?

Sharpen Your Trowel with Baden Powell

Bambi Leg Stabilisation

Pimp My Sideboard

Crematorium Capers

The Burning Coupon

Fireplace Customiser featuring Annette Benning

Force 8 Golfing Atrocity Pro-Am

Trout Swiping (Mexican Edition)

Village Idiot Racing 2

Fridge Racer 4

Parrot Force 7

Amish Disease Aversion

Pro-Am Celebrity Road Kill 3

Major James Hewitt’s Blew It Game

Advanced German For Industrial Foundries with Keith Chegwin

I’m A Celebrity, Shave My Arms 8

Mortar Mixing With Fiona Bruce

Self Harm with Hartley’s Jam Jam, Arm, Harm, Barn (Farm Edition)

Deadly Riddles with Bo Diddley, Nicolas Ridley, Ken Dodd, Dodi al Fayed and the Cast of Grease

Not Poodles but Pot Noodles 2

Shed Holder vs. Vijay Singh Sing-a-long a Hitler Hillman Hunter 2

Hearing Aid

Beige Chevette 5

Ian Botham’s County Balls

PramFace: The Revenge

Nebulous Nockers

Hot Knifin’

Anton Rogan’s Potato Scone

Monotonous Madness

Sally Magnuson’s Nicotine Buzz

Doncaster Moose Pulling

Beer Goggle Challenge- Ultimate Edition

Pebble Mill - The Platform Game

Davro Goes West

Jelly Fish Juggling with Jilly Cooper

Ballroom Thighs - A Game For All The Family

Dog Plop Monopoly

Frank Tibbs’ Unanimous Cave  

Tripping Over Thimbles 4

Pebble Mill Pebble Dash

Humourous Toilet Noises 3

Carry On Corduroy 5

Drain Savage 2

Radio 4 Hoar Sampler

Binman Challenge

Boris Becker’s Jazz Complaint

Callcentre Supervisor Pro

Timpsons Manager 1986

Volcano Cheese

The Lemon Vampires of Dudley

Pablo Balloon’s Hernia Diagnosis

Virtua Social Carer

Eric Gluttony

Trouser Press Sabbatical

Alarm! Run! Knit!

Whitly Bay Mesh Collector

Martini Hinge Challenge

Vole Puncher 3

Tropical Slavery 3

Slattery Battery Chat

The Ambivolent Miner’s Chin Problem

Dog Warmer 9

Piano Stroker 2

Brian Hater

Brian Massacre

The Eyes of Salamine

Wingnut

Ruthless Removal of Wind

Egg Rugby 5

International Spine Swapping

Grand Prix - Live from Borehamwood

Farmed Nicaraguan Debris - Collector’s Edition

Spongy Marmite

Fun N Games in Chernobyl with Cheryl Baker

Fun N Games in Chernobyl II without Cheryl Baker

Semi-Pro Badger Excuses 5

Face Biter III

Eric Clapton’s Dead Shoes

Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot Ike

Kate Stits

Dawn French’s Fantasy Football

Giant Priority

Extendable Alien Hairdriers

A Masterclass with Ruud Hullit

Greggs Tycoon

Nail Filing with Stefan Edberg

SimLibrarian

Aardvark Juggling

Any Swedgers?

Civil Engineering Attack Force

Bible Edit III

Cactus Comparing with Terry Waite

Gunther’s Tasty Leather

Health Challenge

Catastrophe Pants

Superhero Draughts

SimJanitor 8: Smooth Moperator

Breath Club

Biting and Chewing

The Goose 3

Armadale

Sangsters 2

Extreme Chinese

Ned Poultry Farmer

Diabolical Gran Odour 6

Camp Action Man

Topless Skateboard Nun 2

Solving Simultaneous Equations Under Water (Bridlington Edition)

Hake Take with Less Than Jake (Celebrity Edition)

The Paul Anka Diaries

Makeover : Wallpapering Your Face 5

Blackhead Removal with Scaffolding Poles 8

High School Musical Shoot Out

Bad Air Hockey (Rotten Egg Edition)

Failed Airport Terrorism Attempt 2

International Banana Terrorist 3

Conventional Bra Wearing

Terrapin 2

split pea glee

gaseous monkey

Cheddarfest revival

moonfaced lung toucher 4

attack of the angry jam ballast

relentless margarine 3

buttergutter

clutter game

wasp wing clasp assembly

futurismysticalismism presented by Kenny Leveritt

pork chop aftermath

strict rector workings 5

detected vim spillage 2

simCOLOSTOMY

Gale Force

Pike Gardening

Ribble Valley Larvae Attraction

Marmite Spite

Sarah Brightman’s Secret Pro-Am Celebrity Tench Cremation

High Speed Paralympic Disasters 5

Savoury Tights 4

Advanced Scone Vandalism with Ruth Maddock

Workplace Victimisation Art 2

Egg Poaching with Prince Charles

Varnishing with Confidence Iggy Pop versus Eggy Pope (Slovenian Edition)

Sloth Pinching with Ewan McGregor

Shoot Deirdre Off Coronation Street As Many Times As You Like

Polished Ginger Bison Falling Over 3

Lego Smashing

Snorting-A-Surgically-Removed-Spaghetti Line Back Through Your Nose Championships with Keith Floyd

Slippery Cats Finger Sizery

Vernacular Spectacular - Regional Heats - Norway Vs Newcastle

Register Maniacs 4

Disabled Horse Fury 5

Turtle Hurlers

Des Lynam’s Mum

Horse v Dolphin: Requiem

rentokil bill 2

rat boy 9

cardboard harbour 9

vote for a wine side dish

Ministry of Justice: Writing the Constitution Sim Local Councilor

Puggy Paradise

Pan-London Kid Chase

Pirates on the Pond

Junior Project Manager III

Decide to Read Again

Nokia vs Motorola: Find the Phone Charger

Feed the Kids Coal (Bono Demo)

Tom Clancy’s Splintered Bell

Jellied babies

Shave the Llama

Jew Harp Hero (Harp not included)

Mum Trashers 4

SimSTD

ActuaMince

Square Peg Round Hole Challenge

Blockman vs DragonThing

Menopausal Madness

Ringbinder II

Equine Manouevers

The Mysteries of Michael Elphick’s Port in a Storm

Haberdasherie Heat

LGV STD

Half a Cider And You’re Laughing

Humourless Hags Return to Castle Frottage

Hungry Hungarian Housewives

Fake Tan Dylan

Super Who Did That Thunder in Tannadice

Swollen River Wheelchair Uh-Oh

Ruby Murray’s Curry from Anything

How Clean is your Mouth

Cilit Bangers

Why’s Dad in the Furnace: HD

R Kelly’s Gotham City

Gerard Kelly’s Diet City

Kendal Misery

Buff Women Crush

Supermarket Nuts

Dry Off - You’re Wet Too!

Xenophobic Elderly Home

Easy Rider: Trikes and Quads

Rise Up and Get Back To Bedford

Alan Sugar’s Finger Fiasco

Private Investigator: Carbon Footprints

Snakes on a Phone

Phone a Snake

Snakephone

Phoney Snake

Children In Need: One Can Survive

The Canterbury Compendium Featuring: Sinister Minister

The Godies ft. Hymn Brooke Taylor

Virtual Nun

Cheeses Of Nazareth

Nun Surfing: Birds of Pray

Dogs drink wine

nacho panic

ostrich borstal

bombscare in sacred cities of spain

spiral binding awards

biro spinning awards

spiro binning awards

Thora Hird’s Extreme Stairlift

Gammy Dodger 2

Hell Monger 5

Tag Nutter 8

simClaw

Mayonnaise Babies 2

Kissing With Incontinence

Dances With Wolverines

Come Dancing 3D

Dumb Dating 4D

Interactive Pylon Climbing

Fundamental Dish Cloth Equations

Haulage Wars 1 - Norbert Dentressangle vs. Eddie Stobbart

Haulage Wars 2 - David Heeps vs. C. Hinds Potato Merchants

White Van Driver Fashion Show

Greasy Dinosaurs Almanac

Terrible Tearing Sounds

Baste The Family

B&Q BBQ Standoff

May’s Rotary Chuckling

Spontaneous Fury

Induced Tap Dancing with Andy May

Your Lip’s Burst 2

Attack of the 40 foot Gingerbread Postman

The Dalgleish Index Escalator

Arthur Askey’s Crop Spraying

Alsatian Alien

Cow Painter 5

Impossible Cornering Technique with Ayrton Senna

Ann Frank 3D

Chop: Stand: Force: Interactive Cumnock Gala Day with Obie Trice

Dougie Donnelly’s Battenberg Cake Jumper Confusion Game

Mince Rinsing with Peter Alice

Wife Swab 3

Knife Swap 4

Gnome Drool Collecting for Beginners

Anger Manager IV

Uncle Tony’s Special Cupboard

Spilt Milk

Virtual RAC Guy Challenge

Michael Ballack’s Ludo Madness

Archie McPherson’s Apron of Chance

Gulls of Fury

Monty Don’s Embroidery Masterclass

Spammy the Dog

Rumbelows

Windows C64 edition

Mr. Minit’s Key Cutting Japes

Saved By The Bell End 3

Asp The Family - Snakecharmer Edition

Snoop Doggy Dog’s Dance Studio Workout

Taming The Shrew with Lena Zavaroni

VirtuaConkers

Sectarian Dolphin 4

Fly Phishing by J.R. “Hacker” Hartley

The Goth Temple of Gloom

The Hannible Lectures

simBiscuit (bourbon special)

Evostick Party

Bri-Nylon Guy 3

Skinflat Survival

Eaglesham Startrek

Bees In The Loft

Sandra Sandra

Justin and Colin’s Guide To Deep Sea Pipe Welding

Wayne Rooney Loony Toon Room for Kids

Pheasant Milkfloat Run

Late Ex in Latex 6

Dick Advocaat’s guide to coctkail mixing

To The Manor Braun

Tandoori Roti 3

Murder She Roti

Silence of The Prams

Emlyn Hugh’s Omelette Challenge

Josh Wink’s Tiddleywinks

Elvanfoot Butterfly Massacre

Carstairs

Monster Metros

Fuzzy-Felt Masterclass with Yuri Gagarin

Predator Paint

Eel Chair Regatta

Big Pants Comedy Skydiving

Bang! Bang! Bang! Oops…

Swindlin’ Yokels with Roman Abramovich

Outrun Bolton

Tony Blair’s Prole Crusher

Heather The Weather’s Fishnet Frenzy

Nick Drake’s Morose Warblings

Ape Attack!: Wishaw

Patrick Moore’s Tedium Personified

Chicken Gun

Barry Robson’s Beguiling Napper

C5 Grand Prix

Roll Me A Fat One and Get They Dishes Done

Brahim Hemdani’s Unremarkable Competence

Virtual Soup of the Day

The Rancid Horns of Leith

Super-Monday-Banana-Death

Ask Me A Graham

Undercarriage Return

Steve Ovette’s Erratic Frog

Tennis Stuart

Bomb Acrobat

SimAlcoholic

Girth Alarm 3

Alan Hanson’s Amatuer Granny Revival

Pickpocket Pro

Chinchilla Wrestling

Crouching Greyhound Hidden Danger

Poodle Judo with Judith Chalmers

Hedge Availability

Overwhelmed Whelk Farmer 2

Cupboard of Lentils 7

Sloth Borstal 2

Pro-Am Prawn Wrestling

Custard, Mustard and Other Rhyming Condiments

Cat Litter Lego

Jimmy Nail’s Book Corner

Navigating Cumbernauld Whilst Aggrevated

Hanah Barbera’s Meat Collective

Tensile Strengthometer

Betty Boothroyd’s Hooverathon

AfroClam

Attack of The Four Lipped Maneater

The Wizard’s Sleeve

J-Lo’s Bum Shelf Warm

Salad Dressing with Trinny and the Bigger One

Keith Floyd’s Damp Side of the Moon

Soviet TicTacs: Taste of War

World Cup Eczema

Mum vs Dad: Grab a Plate

Upside of Death VI

Ulti-Mugger: Wallet and Watch, Ta

Soft and Gentle 3: Roll On

MC Hammer’s World of Pantaloons

Restore Pet Cemetary

Audible Charm: Legend of the Gentle Trump

That’s Not My FInger!

Zoo of ham-fed Gibbons

Wake Up! You’re Not Dead Yet

Wake Up! I’m Limbless and There’s a Fire

Drifting Away: Grandad’s Final Slumber Party

Pyjamas.. At School?

Neil Buchanan’s Antler Attack

Cash In the Attic, Now In My Attic

Get Pregnant 5 - Civilised Scamming

Soda Stream: Hunt for the Gas Canister

Soda Stream II: But It Says Cola Flavoured!?

Invest in Me, I’m a Maniac

London Tube Track Scraper

Armitage Shanks

Virtual Log

Death Row Buckaroo

Labour Backbench Cage Fighting

Floaty The Finless Waterbeast

Vauxhall Advert Creator

Dragged 150 Yards: Bradford Joyride

Old Spice: She’s Yours

Unicycling for Pensioners

Unmentionable Chalky Taste 6

Island Pancake Mixing with Seb Blatter

Filthy Ventriloquist Stories

Eddie Vedder’s World Of Shreddies

Camp Ramp

Tobogganing with Wogan

Annie Mack’s Caramac Slacks

Irene Maiden 10

Sausage Jockey 3

Cured Ham and Other Medical Miracles

Mud Wrestling with Thora Hird

Sim Haulage

Sim Heelage

Sim Cabbage

Sim Charles Babbage

Sim Gym

Liquor & Poker - Rude Casino Edition

Pass The Dutchy of Cornwall From The Left Hand Side

High Heel Teeterage 3

Esther Rantzen’s Root Vegetable and Tuber Hilarity Fest

Nun Paintball 4

Arm Wrestling Dentist 9

Julie Andrew’s Liver Salts 3

Sanitary Owl Radio 4

Bus in a Leotard

World’s Strongest Nan

Hector Sylvester’s Turquoise Noise

Ambulance Chaser 2

Foam Party at The Foam Centre

Press and Mend

Touch the Hutch

Mastic Badger

Surname Challenge ft. Yvonne Goolagong vs. Peter Oosterhouse

Mast Blast Bomb Scare 3

Going Through At The Back 3

Pinball Lizard 5

Dancing With Oxygen

The Dimbleby Conundrum

Virtua Council Gritter

Rampant Carpark

Icarus Manifold’s Welsh Poster Collection

Religious Gardening with Moses and his Hoses

Air Rifle Chooser with Bishop Desmond’s .22

Ballet Dancing with Bishop Desmond’s TuTu

Slurry Avoidance ft. Alvin Stardust

Celebrity Quinine

Abatoir Jubilee Beef

Geek Orthodox

Fudge Assembly

Relax, Prance, Peel

Paul Ince’s “What’s in the Fridge?”

Super Kennel Admin

Attack, Sleep, Trapeze!

Verify My Post

Saral Ping’s Finch Adjuster

Intermediate Curve Basting

Combustable Constable 5

Fancy Cheese 3

Hazel Butters 2

Lloyd Cole’s Motion Commotion

Vermin Descriptor 2

Tray Balance in Ballantray

Fluid Choppery with Glen Blantyre

Predatory Tory Trap

Inflatable Vatican

Marzipan Tarzan

That’s Barry, Eh?

Marmite Termite

Octogenerian Hair Piece 5

Caustic Frog 3

Fridge Racer

Flouride Jockey

Algae Mechanic

The Baghdad Irritation

Crazy Meerkat Forklift Racing

Zak Marvel’s Gaseous Print Revival

Easter Toolbox

Winkle Picker II

Virtua Morrisons

Face Camp

Holy Moly - the unluckiest Mole in the Field

Kays - Catalogue of Errors

Wunder-Hat

Look Out! Too Late.

Pleasant Pheasant

Mike Tyson’s Rapid Wrestling

Reservoir Logs

An Audience With Kirk Broadfoot

Salami Origami

Who’s in the Pot?

Deep-Sea Monopoly

Frank Lampard’s Mousetrap Masterclass

Aztec Leg

Kitchen Thespian

Scaffolding Terror

Somalian Pirates

Take Guernsey

Treacle or Turnip?

Olympic Jail

Sweat on Me and I’ll Vomit

Dubious Quality Controller 5

Quiff Aligner

Re-pot That Geranium, You Fool

Soft Furnishing Spectacular

Dad! You’re My Brother!

Peter Kincaid. Now you Try

12lbs of Something

Vosene - The Forgotten Chemical

Viv Lumsden’s Pit of Terror

Halfords: Den Of Incompetence

Rubber Stamp Misery

The Beechgrove Garden Presents: High Tedium

Monks On A Bus

Gordon The Gopher’s Amsterdam Exploits

Imaginary Futures: President Trump

Tetrapak! 

DIY Watercolor: Pylons of Tyneside

Paradise Lumbago

Post Office Manager: Bungled or Burgled

Crass Bandicoot 

Chequered Flag F1 Racist Challenge

Err, That’s Not Shampoo

BANG! Search For The Dirt, Limescale & Rust

These are all available to buy on Ebay, apart from 619 which they actually forgot to produce. 

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Cat Toys

Cats are normally curious, take pleasure in employing their instincts to hunt and stalk and are extremely playful. They will usually occupy by themselves but if you never supply them with toys, then they can use household home furniture and other items to do so. So what are the greatest toys to get your cat? Selecting toys While there is no do and do not with cat toys there are a number of tips to use as a guide to get the very best toys for your cat. For case in point, feel about their dimensions and the measurement of the toys - if you have a kitten, then tiny bells or other small toys may possibly be a negative notion for a choking hazard. Likewise, if extra large dog houses for outdoors has small elements that could arrive loose and cause problems - it truly is a bit like the considering you would have for a modest child. Interactive toys are a excellent decision for adult cats and can also help if the cat arrived to you with behavioural issues. If your cat has aggression concerns, they can get it out on a toy fairly than a particular person or other pet in the residence. If the cat has turn into depressed, they are more most likely to arrive all around when a new toy catches their eye. And if the cat is shy, a toy is a good way to get them over. One particular absolute guarantee with cats is that if you roll a ball throughout the place, at some position they will chase it. So a wonderful first toy is often a ball and there are loads to pick from. Appear for ones with massive holes in so that the cat can hook it with their claws or furry types than they can seize with their teeth. Basic toys A single of the eternal favorite toys for cats is the fluffy mouse. This brings out their looking instincts and will be fantastic to chase all around the floor and carry around the home. If they have tails on them, don't be shocked to see the cat finding up the toy by the tail and throwing it all around the space to have an excuse to pounce on it. This is copying their behaviour in the wild in which they frequently engage in with their prey before killing it. Feathers are yet another hit with cats as this stimulates their instinct to catch and eliminate birds. Toys these kinds of as clusters of feathers on a stick are a fantastic way to engage in with your cat even though retaining your hands out of the way and staying away from an accidental scratch. In extra large dog house with door , a fishing toy is excellent operate, hooked up to a reel of string that you can throw for the cat then reel again into you, permitting them to chase all around following it. If the cat enjoys catnip, then a toy infused with the herb will be an added hit and encourage even far more vigorous play. Finally, some basic household objects will prove well-liked with cats. A scrunched up ball of paper constantly elicits a reaction when thrown throughout the room and similarly, a paper bag is fantastic to dive into and conceal. When you have a shipping and delivery in a cardboard box, reduce a couple of holes in it and make it into a cat property. Most cats will enjoy sitting in it and setting up a sneak assault on passing ft or other animals from it.