#ship / delphine cormier / crazy science

[a-friendly-fangirl]

Delphine's dead.

I didn't believe it until Evie told me.

I still don't want to believe it.

[...] she let me live so I could tell everyone else, after she told me Delphine was dead.

I hadn't touched this diary in so long, but I had to after Evie told me that. 

I had to read her words, remember who she was, remember that she used to be alive.

Remember the night we actually said we loved each other.

Remember when she said goodbye to me outside Bubbles.

I was afraid I'd never see her again then. But I really didn't want to be right.

-From the diary of Cosima Niehaus, Rabbit Hole Comics.

[jcyfulmess]

COPHINE

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G E N E R A L :

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How long will they last ? Until the end of times.  

How quickly did/will they fall in love ? Immediately. I think it was before they met. Delphine had studied Cosima’s file. She really found her intriguing, and more. But when they met, she knew. Enchanté. Obviously Cos felt the same when she saw her in the lab.

How was their first kiss ? Oh merde. Quick ? Delphine didn’t expect Cosima to make a pass on her, but at the same time she knew Cosima was gay before she kissed her. And she was playing flirty, even though it’s her being naturally like that, charming. But yeah, it still surprised her, and she wasn’t sure how to react. 

W E D D I N G :

Who proposed ? Delphine. 

Who is the best man/men ? Felix. And Delphine’s younger brother, Cedric.

Who is the braid’s maid(s) ? Sarah

Who did the most planning ? Delphine. She is very practical and organized. 

Who stressed the most ? Cosima. 

How fancy was the ceremony ? Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding ? 

S E X :

Who is on top ? Cosima. It’s very different than who tops, because hear me out, Delphine tops but Cosima is on top. 

Who is the one to instigate things ? Both clearly. Maybe Cosima a tiny bit more, like she knows how to turn Delphine on. 

How healthy is their sex life ? They’re not horn dogs. But maybe twice a week ? With work and everything, they are busy.  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they ? We didn’t talk about that, but i feel like they are quite kinky if they decide to. They can be soft, passionate and rough. Depending on moods.          Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last ? At least an hour for both.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms ? Yes but it’s not mandatory. I feel like Cosima would make sure of it because she just loves seeing Delphine’s face coming ? 

How rough are they in bed ?  Nothing truly borderline, just passion.  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do ? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

C H I L D R E N :

How many children will they have naturally ? ahhhhhh, well i don’t know yet.  Probably just one at first. But if it worked, Delphine would love another one ? 

How many children will they adopt ?  Didn’t they adopt Kira and Charlotte ?  

Who gets stuck with the most diapers ? Cosima. 

Who is the stricter parent ? Delphine. Cosima is the cool dad. 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school ? Delphine more, but both. 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es) ?  Delphine. 

Who is the more loved parent ? Et merde ! Both ! 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings ? Cosima, not that she likes it particularly but Delphine probably told her to go because she couldn’t make it. 

Who cried the most at graduation ? Cosima. A proud baby.  

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law ? Cosima. but both. 

C O O K I N G :

Who does the most cooking ? Delphine ! 

Who is the most picky in their food choice ? Cosima. She’s a baby she probably doesn’t like everything. And given that Delphine doesn’t mind eating frogs or snails. ezioghzegzgzhje

Who does the grocery shopping ? Both. They take turns. 

How often do they bake desserts ? Sometimes, for occasions. And by that I mean Delphine, because Cosima just bakes pot brownies. 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater ?  I think Delphine is a meat lover, considering she’s french. Cosima probably just eats whatever is around.  

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner ? DELPHINE im crying at canon

Who is more likely to suggest going out ? Both ? but they don’t go out a lot, they just order on Uber Eats ok. 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking ?  Actually, maybe both. If Delphine stopped forgetting about her meals in the stove along with her cakes, but also im not sure Cosima is that great of a cooker either. 

C H O R E S :

Who cleans the room ? Delphine but they are both a bit messy. 

Who is really against chores ? None ? But Cosima really tries to avoid them.  

Who cleans up after the pets ? Cosima. It’s not the same, it’s straight up stinking.  

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug ? Cosima too.  

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over ? Cosima chill.  Depending on the guests.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning ? Delphine, because she’s that lucky. And it’s Cosima’s. 

M I S C :

Who takes the longer showers/baths ? Cosima. She’s a baby come on. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk ? Delphine. On morning while smoking her cigarette and Cosima is still sleeping. 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays ? I don’t know, for halloween and christmas I’d say ? 

What are their goals for the relationship ? Keep Cosima alive seems actually accurate. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon ? Cosima, but Delphine might after parties and such. 

Who plays the most pranks ? Cosima definitely. 

[wild-feminist]

im fiNE 😭😭😭😍

[unblissfullycertain]

“let me know the truth, 

before I dive right in to you”

[bonniehooper]

Endless List of My Favorite Ships

-Cosima Niehaus and Delphine Cormier from Orphan Black

“I just want to make crazy science with you.”

[4yourexcitement]

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[jcyfulmess]

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