#shinjiro-aragaki99

[sbnkalny]

The drugs unfortunately have "death" as a side effect.

Father, I'd like to get to the drugs

[angelosearch]

Your honor, we are in a boop war. @cynic-view-ahead

@shinjiro-aragaki99 c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!

[sbnkalny]

Mario's nipples are blue.

Mario's gloves are blue.

[sbnkalny]

Wait, you can smoke rocks!? Tell me more!

Let loose your volley of death, Cyberdemon! you struggle in VAIN! Righteousness-and Superior firepower-has triumphed! the filthy beast is no more! victory is mine! yet earth remains besieged by creatures unspeakably foul

[sbnkalny]

Newsflash: “Twitter users surprised at videoGAME being praised for its GAMEplay”

New game We like to play a videogame

[sbnkalny]

The wheat is squealing.

Wheat is a type of plasma bomb.

[sbnkalny]

Hraaaaaah! Beef. Beef! BEEEEEEF!

A Fire hose that sprays highly pressurised raw ground beef. Beef! BEEEEEEF!

[sbnkalny]

Durians in intricate origami shapes.

Is origami steve good at origami!? dumb fucking question! think about it, okay?

[sbnkalny]

How can I fix the ground literally not existing?

You feel the void? literally not my experience. I just don't remember The way home from here

[sbnkalny]

It's 2 AM and I just remembered I have chocolate fridge in the cake.

Wikipedia's new toothpaste cake.

[sbnkalny]

If I invite someone to a Denny's and they get stabbed there is it suddenly my fault and I get arrested just for inviting them there?

Have you ever stabbed someone?

[sbnkalny]

We've rigged the oatmeal cookie.

We've rigged the stalactites with gunpowder

[sbnkalny]

Carrot ass.

Carrot juice

[sbnkalny]

Accidentally spilled coffee on my hat and now it won't stop talking to me.

Spilled Cola, official drink OF YOUR store's new crispened potato snacks? not necessary

[sbnkalny]

Fly me to the moon, and let me kick its fucking ass. Let me show it what I learned in Moon Jiujitsu class.

I think its fucking stupid.. Let me show You a pic of my cat but you dont because you ara foot bowl and smoke it

[sbnkalny]

I want a turkey loaf! And stay away from the bacon!

Turkey ssn