#shiftposting

[milkiie-shiftz]

scripting cigarettes don't affect my health nor cause me addiction in my teenage dirtbag dr so I can try smoking safely and without worries

[revhorseseer]

got fired from my stupid ass job

[theshifterofrealms]

Why the fuck can't I find official nor fanmade stuff of Metal Overlord

I have seen plenty of Neo Metal Sonic (which is cool too he's awesome) but I cannot find Metal Overlord to save my LIFE. EITHER SOMEONE MAKE THIS OR IF IT ALREADY EXISTS SEND ME THAT BC METAL OVERLORD IS COOL DAMMIT.

[angelic-daiquiri]

also fun fact, the houses are actually based upon the four horsemen of apocalypse 🤭

COME JOIN VALOUR!!!

(we promise nothing bad will happen)

(insert yourself into my dr!)

Click this form for joining!

Click this to find out which valour house do you belong to!

ALSO REBLOG WITH YOUR RESULTS AND COMMENTS YOUR OPNIONS!! I love listening to people

[pamicakery]

Things I want to shift for :

I want to experience having good friends, who accepts me as who I am. Doing silly activities, eating doing homework, feeling smart, making picnics, cute and adorable things with them. Having real friendship, with good hearts people, great souls and have genuine connections.

[kaysshifting]

THE DOROTHY METHOD

so, i’m not sure if anyone has already come up with this, so i apologize if they have! i’m not trying to steal anything from anyone, i just randomly thought of this lol.

so, with the wicked movie recently coming out, i was also thinking about the wizard of oz (which is a ‘shifting’ movie to me lol) and i was thinking. we have an alice in wonderland method. do we have a dorothy method?

and soooo here it is!

i’ve never really come up with/written out a method lol so if anyone would like to re-write this in a better way please feel free 😂😂

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as you lay down and close your eyes, let yourself feel all of your surroundings. let go of any stress or tension you have in your body. let your mind wander, act as if you’re just normally going to sleep.

now, after you’ve relaxed, imagine your room begin to spin (bonus: see your room in black and white). it doesn’t have to be as intense in the movie, but imagine your entire room (or wherever you are) has been picked up and is spinning in a tornado. if you have any anxiety or fears about shifting, *this* is the time to feel it. let yourself begin to imagine your dr; everything fantastic and wonderful about it, imagine it. after all, you have no idea where this tornado is taking you (😉)

when you’re ready, let the tornado end. in your mind, imagine yourself get up, steadying yourself. take in the surroundings of your room. you notice your bedroom door, and slowly walk to it, opening it to see your dr bedroom (or wherever you wake up in your door). i want you to see every color, as if you’re seeing it for the first time. it’s unlike anywhere you’ve ever been.

take the time to explore your dr surroundings like you’ve never seen them before. as previously mentioned, take note of all the bright colors, all the pretty decor, every single piece of it. after you’re done exploring, you see your bed (or, again, wherever you wake up).

you just had a long journey, and it looks real comfortable right now. feel it, lay down (or sit), and continue to take in the surroundings

keep looking at your surroundings and taking everything in until you’ve shifted

🩵🐕🧺

[psychedelic-ink]

an update

I think this was a post long coming, and I just want to say right off the bat that it's nothing bad, just some life updates I wanted to share with y'all 💕

These past weeks have been tiring, we had overnights for inventory for about two weeks which left me pretty tired and exhausted to do anything else, I also had regular shifts in between which drained the remaining energy I had left.

I still don't have my license (I do have my permit tho!) because I have to buy additional classes but I'm planing on buying them this week so I can get my license as soon as possible.

I have an official-ish move date! thank you to everyone who donated to my kofi and helped me out. I'll be moving in July 9th with a friend from work which is exciting and at the same time slightly nerve wrecking???? I don't know what I'm feeling to be honest, I think I've just been feeling kinda homesick and lost. Even though I always preferred living on my own, I still had the chance to visit my family whenever and I don't really have that chance here-- I mean sure if there's an emergency I can fly over but I can't really just get on a bus and visit them which makes me even more anxious.

BUT I have been happy and will be happier as soon as I move out and get my freedom again (my aunts have placed cameras in the house which I'm hoping they'll remove soon and they only had them because of the trip they went to but it's been four days and the cameras are still there....)

I'm hoping to get back into writing again, I have commissions I'm working on so most free time I have goes to that but believe me when I say I miss writing for myself and you guys SO MUCH. I miss spending time on other hobbies as well and it's been hard getting my groove back but I am trying.

I miss tumblr and you guys and I am so so sorry if it looks like I've been ignoring tags or messages. It's just I'm mentally drained and most of the time wait for a moment I'm not to answer which sometimes take a while.

I love you guys all so so much !

[cussima]

scripting in some mutants into my mcu dr and i realized that if i script storm to be in sokovia with pietro and wanda then she'd technically already be in the compound with us when i shift there oh my god (i have a massive crush on her)

[zorbiit]

My Significant Others vs Domestication

Note: This post is just for laughs. I adore all my significant others from my drs. I have shifted to these people and these funny hahas are not a reflection of who they are as people as a whole. Just having a little fun! I also do not actively shift to a few of these drs as of currently, but I love them all the same.

Spencer Charnas: Easily domesticated. 10/10 this man is just happy to be around me and happy for me to be loving him. You’d love him too if you saw the look on this silly little horror guy’s face in the mornings.

Noah Sebastian: Domestication Levels; difficult! This man is a chaotic string bean. It’s not impossible but I do be strugglin’. His choices in food are questionable at best; pizza with marshmallows and chocolate sauce a deep hatred for Subway, and he’ll train his children with marshmallows he keeps in a fanny pack.

James “Bucky” Barnes: Not impossible, but not easy. He’s a grumpy old man who questions everything. Short of giving this 100 year old man a heart attack each day, he loves me though definitely is questioning if he wants to spend the rest of his oddly long life with me.

Cayde-6: Impossible to domesticate. This EXO Vanguard, though he is goofy and spry, the house life is just not for him and to be fair, not for me either! We have a job to do and we love what we do and take pride and the house life isn’t for us.

Simon “Ghost” Riley: Now, I have yet to domesticate this brick wall of a man, but I’m not going to say it is impossible. A difficult task, yes, 1000%. There are a lot of walls you gotta crack through just to see a sliver of life, but it’s there!

Keegan Russ: Much like Simon, he’s gonna be a difficult one, though I often refer to him as the “Diet Ghost” because he definitely has a softer side than Simon and therefore I believe it would be easier to domesticate this blue eyed beauty of a man.

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Note #2: the people down here are either ones I once shifted for and no longer do or are my friends’ significant others who I’ve spent enough time around in drs to just know. Again, all for silly hahas

Loki Laufeyson: Good luck! His ability to be domesticated is mild, he’ll probably humor you for about a decade before he gets bored. Not bored with you, he’ll love you and burn the world down for you if he feels the need, but this leather covered coat rack is burdened with a glorious purpose and being a house husband just isn’t one of them.

Tom Hiddleston: Probably the easiest human to domesticate! This man loves with passion and will do anything to make you happy. House husband status at 1000%. That work-life balance he has that down to a T and you are the main priority every single time.

John Price: Not impossible but extremely difficult. This man yearns for a domestic life, however he has a job to do and it often takes priority. He has a slight issue with feeling the need to protect and protecting is part of his job.

Johnny “Soap” MacTavish: This chaotic bean could be domesticated however he just wants to blow shit up. He’s a goofy man but he might need a little direction. Your household will be utter chaos and that’s okk!

Ricky Armellino: Can’t convince me this man isn’t some Loki variant. He loves kids, but he is chaos incarnate. He loves touring, it’s his job, but he loves being a chaotic little shit and that’s alright! Join him in the chaos, it’ll be easier that way.

Patrick Galante: Domesticate this man immediately. Perfect house wife with a great taste in craft beverages. He is a sweet bean without a single care in the world and an amazing cuddler. 10/10 house wife.

[milkiie-shiftz]

Hi! For the shifting baked goods ask game: Croissant! 🥐

(And if you’re chill with it and you’d like to send asks to each other for this ask game in a back-n-fourth, my shifting side blog is @shiftingwithadam! ^^)

hi! you didn't say which dr, so i did my current favorite one!!

prompt: 🥐 make a moodboard of your dr self during your dr and years after you experience it

" the childhood i deserved " dr: hobby, favorite color, fashion, favorite/comfort item, face claim (made on artbreeder), personality, somewhere i feel safe, occupation, a happy memory

first board during childhood, second board as a grown-up

as a kid, my biggest hobby, and how i spend most of my time, is reading, often books way above my grade level; my favorite color is vibrant pink (and bright, warm yellow); i like to dress up, and wear cute dresses and outfits, but i dress as kids do, obviously; my comfort item is my favorite stuffie- a rabbit i call Beebee, which i received as a gift from my paternal grandma (nana) at my first hospitalization; i am a sweet and shy kid usually, but when with people i know and trust, i become chipper and happy-go-lucky, either way though, i care deeply for everyone and everything and wanna spread joy; i am a sickly kid and often in hospital, and so, i feel very safe and relaxed in hospital; my "occupation" is being a little princess 😊; one of my happiest memories is being at an orchard in the autumn with my mom, aunt and cousins, apple and strawberry picking

as a young adult (early 20s), one of my favorite activities is playing badminton with my uni classmates/friends; my favorite color is still pink, just a lighter, more subdued shade; i prefer light, feminine, elegant fashion; as many people, my comfort item is my phone; i am an infp-a; my ultimate safe space is my little apartment; i am a successful, published writer (both a novelist and non-fiction writer/diarist); one of my happiest moments as a young adult is when i brought my kitten Tibbs home, which i did two weeks after moving in fully (based on my cat, Tiger)

[revhorseseer]

job market so bad my gay considering working for chick-fil-a

[blissyaru]

Hi guys!!!

Today I bring you a method that I personally find quite effective: Mercury method

1. Prepare for rest:

-Find a comfortable place where you can relax without interruptions.

-Make sure you're in a comfortable position, whether lying down or sitting.

2. Relax and take deep breaths:

-Close your eyes and begin to breathe deeply.

-Inhale and exhale slowly, allowing your body and mind to relax.

3. Visualize Mercury’s energy:

-Imagine a bright, silver energy surrounding you. This energy represents Mercury, the planet of communication and quick thinking.

- Feel how this silver energy begins to envelop you, making you feel light and full of positive energy.

4. Visualize a silver bridge:

-Picture a silver bridge in front of you. This bridge is your path to your Desired Reality (DR).

-Visualize every detail of the bridge: its shine, texture, and how it extends toward your DR.

5. Cross the bridge:

-Begin walking across the silver bridge. Feel each step as you move closer and closer to your DR.

-While crossing the bridge, repeat affirmations like "I am shifting to my DR" or "Each step brings me closer to my DR."

6. Visualize your arrival in the DR:

-At the end of the bridge, visualize the entrance to your DR. It could be a door, a portal, or simply a change in the environment.

-Cross this entrance and start exploring your DR, experiencing as many details as possible.

7. Repeat affirmations and maintain visualization:

-As you visualize, continue repeating positive affirmations.

-Stay calm and focus your mind on the details of your DR until you fall asleep or feel that you've shifted.

Additional Tips!!! (my recommendations)

Patience and practice: Shifting can take time and practice. Don’t get discouraged if you don’t shift on your first attempts.

Quiet environment: Make sure you're in a quiet, distraction-free place to help with concentration.

Journal your experiences: Keep a diary where you track your attempts and experiences. This can help you identify which methods and techniques work best for you.

Visualization: If you feel that you are not good at visualizing, just imagine, you don't need to b an expert at that.

Remember that the methods, scripts, meditation, etc. are just an aid to facilitate your process and are not necessary. You can shift if you are willing to do so!!!

You are capable, darling!! ⭐

[turnipotentiary]

oh my fucking god its actually 2024 you know the amount of work im gonna have to do to make sure i fully appreciate and mark the occasion of gabriel bell riots day. do you understand. im gonna have to tell my whole dorm

[pamicakery]

I Think the best part of shifting is eating

[shiftingwithaudalynn]

every once and a while i think about absolutely nothing? i have no idea where i was going with that? it was going to be shifting related, but i think anything to do with shifting constantly! guys ignore my bad grammar.

i'm going crazy. YO I CAN MAKE YHE TEXT SMALLER???

DAWG THIS IS CRAY.

episode ? of me figuring out tumblr.

[revhorseseer]

sending bad vibes and malaise to my boss who can't make up her mind on if i should work my normal pace or stay and help everyone finish